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[sirloozelite]

Group Counselling Session

Councillor: Welcome everyone to this group counselling session. Lets go around the room and introduce ourselves and our problems one by one. Would you like to start.

Steven the Human: Um, ok. Hi, my name is Steven and I’ve got a gambling problem.

Councillor: Very good friend. It takes courage to admit your problems. Who is next?

Aliya the Twi-lek: Hello. I’m Aliya and I’m terrified of heights. Like they seriously scare me so bad!

Councillor: Ah, Vertigo is a common problem. Hopefully we can help you here. Next?

Vassk the Trandoshan: Greetingsssss, I am Vassk and I am an alcoholic. I can’t go one day without drinking several pintssss of Corellian whissssky.

Councillor: Well my friend your path to sobriety starts here. Who is next?

Ahsoka: Yeah, hi. I’m Ahsoka. I’m here because my girlfriend is worried about my mental health thanks to a warped father figure becoming a monster and murdering lots of people.

Councillor: How tragic! I do hope we can assist you here, though talking about it is a step in the right direction. It sounds to me that you may be suffering from PTSD, which stands for...

Ahsoka: I know what it stands for thank you very much... and I’m fine. I’m only here so my girlfriend will let me back into my bed.

Councillor: My apologies. We will do all that we can here for you. Now, that seems to be all of us this session so...

The door opens and another person in need of counselling arrives.

Councillor: Ah, a late arrival. Please, introduce yourself.

Ninth Sister: Huh? Oh, ok. My name was once Masana Tide, but these days I’m called the Ninth Sister. I used to be a Jedi, but when the Empire was formed and the Jedi wiped out I became an Imperial Inquisitor and spent the next two decades hunting Jedi survivors for fun. Got my leg chopped off in the process. When the Emperor and Vader died I was out of a job, and no one wanted to hire me. Put simply I’ve been stuck looking for a job for years and nothing seems to be coming my way. I could turn back to evil, but I doubt that would be well received and I really don’t feel like becoming a bounty hunter. Don’t suppose you’ve got any help for hat have you?

Councillor: ...

Ninth Sister: Oh right, and people always seem to confuse me for a man when they first see me. It’s really annoying!

Councillor: Well... I... we will see what we can do for you.

Ninth Sister: Cool. Are there any biscuits?

Ahsoka: (Internally) And I thought I had problems. Wait till Kaeden hears about this!

[elliottmorris]

You probably can’t tell from this photo, but that’s a pint of Stewart Brewing ‘s ‘Jack Back’. A fitting way to tell you that @jack.carrack is back for album number 2! He’s laid down some serious grooves, beats and hits! This was our celebratory pint after day one, when it all started taking shape. Jack and I arranged a lot of this album together. Over the last few months we’ve jammed these new songs out, and played a good few duo gigs all over the place too. This means that the recording process so far has been like catching up with old friends! It hasn’t felt at all like ‘the difficult second album’! Cheers Jack! #stewartsbrewing #stewartsbrewingcompany #beer #ale #pint #scotland #jackback #jackcarrack #drums #percussion #drum #beat #folk #rock #roots #pop #blues #country #hit #newmusic #album #recording #studio #albumnumber2 #newalbum #pledgemusic #pintssss (at Haig's Bar and Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmnfTPGn7T2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q5kb3qxd6b6s