#pinky promise: texts

[lavendervirgos]

I'm shy, but if you treat me right I will fuck you anywhere you want

[zlbridgez]

jee teaching denny and mara the pinkie promise 💕 prompt by @queerdiazs for the @911actions gotcha for gaza

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[palskippah]

Hi! @hyperfixatingonbowuigisohard had this idea of Mr. L but preggy and I loved it jsdisd

I know nearly nothing of this game, but here's some ideas anyways for it!

-Mr L does his little presentation number, turning around, balancing his weight on one foot, and almost giving Bowser a heart attack when he clearly was barely keeping his balance, fearing that his husband would stumble and fall.

-Bowser immediately recognizes him, and Peach mutters to herself that Mr L reminds her strongly of someone, but she's not sure who. Bowser looks at her in disbelief, not sure if she's messing with him or not.

>Mario doesn't recognize Luigi at all at first, and Bowser genuinely asks him if he's an idiot. That's clearly Luigi! Same hat (a bit different though) and his overalls (although darker...) and that's his mustache! (looking as dashing as ever, by the way), and he's exactly as pregnant as Luigi! (Mario signs that Luigi isn't the only pregnant person in the world, and Bowser gets exasperated).

>Bowser keeps trying to convince Mario to not fight his expectant husband (AKA, Mario's brother!), and even if it wasn't Luigi, the man was clearly very pregnant, how was he going to fight him?!

>Mr L overhears and takes it personally, jumping into battle. He loses, of course. And when he's on the ground, tired and out of breath (from what Bowser's just sure is just the baby tiring him up, because Mario was really tame on his attacks), the koopa hands him a Shroom Shake so he feels better, and Mr L angrily accepts it and then sends Bowser straight to hell. When he tries to stand up and fails miserably, he lets the koopa help him to his feet, and then sends him to hell again and leaves, to work on his Brobot. (I can't remember what else happens during that fight asdkaj)

>I can't remember how Mr L leaves after the first battle, but imagine he's waddling very slowly away and Bowser's like 'Babe?? Luigi?? Please come back :C' and Luigi is literally within arm reach (especially for Bowser), but he's also very angry and telling the koopa weirdo (AKA, King Corny, King Incompetent, Mr wrappedaroundyourhusbandsfinger, King Bootlicker) to back off or he'll kill him. And well, Luigi is very capable of doing anything, and this is a brainwashed, evil Luigi, so the koopa isn't taking any chances. And the 'Green Thunder' is even more cranky because Mario didn't even break a sweat and Mr L was all huffing and puffing when the battle ended. The whole waddle away, when he wasn't insulting Bowser, Mr L muttered to himself about the stupid huge baby that didn't let him do anything and the horrors of motherhood and pregnancy.

-Mr L doesn't care for the baby, because he just came to existence and found himself heavily pregnant. He doesn't know this baby; he doesn't feel anything for them! But still there's the muscle memory or maybe it's the feelings that Luigi has for the little thing or something, because sometimes Mr L would find that he had been stroking his own belly or resting his hand on it. He'd move his hand away as if burned, and quickly look around hoping none of Count Bleck's other minions saw him showing such weakness, feeling embarrassed.

-Normally Bowser is all over Luigi to be of assistance for anything he may need, to, y'know, make his life easier now that he's pregnant. And Luigi is always glad that he has his husband right there to take care of him, but that is not the case with Mr L. He's angry that the idiot koopa thinks that he needs to be monitored like a baby, when he can take perfectly good care of himself! But also, he claims so and all, but is clearly struggling.

>Like at some moment he presents his brobot control remote (or something? How does he even summon that robot?) and then accidentally drops it. All of them, Mario, Peach, Bowser and Mr L stare at it for a few seconds. When Bowser makes a movement of going forward to pick it for him, the green one swats him away, he can pick it up himself, thanks fucking very much. Cue Mr L doing the pitiful preggy crouch while Mario and Peach pointedly don't look (after he yells that they can stop staring!) and Bowser tries to get closer to just pick the damn thing himself so Luigi can stop straining himself (getting yelled at in return).

-On Super Dimentio form, know that brainwashed Luigi (Mr. L) and Dimentio don't give a single shit about the baby, the first obviously having the set goal of being of assistance to Dimentio or whatevs, and the late one wanting to fulfill the prophecy. But well, Luigi sure does, so he subconsciously makes sure to protect his bebi Magma. The new form is huge, but the baby is still normal sized, it's just that Luigi made sure to give them some extra padding because it looked like they'd need it to be safe.

>By the way, the idea of one side of his face being a crying Luigi and the other being Dimentio is directly from @galaxygermdraws' design of Super Dimentio which is so cool :'''v

>Super Dimentio form may have only some physical characteristics of Luigi and only Dimentio's mind controlling it, but Luigi has been pregnant for many months now, and he can't help muscle memory, so the Super Dimentio form waddles like he does, and maybe Mario, Peach and Bowser would find it funny, if they weren't so horrified by the whole ordeal and the huge hands trying to squish them like bugs.

-As soon as Luigi is out of the Super Dimentio form, he's lying on the ground and wiping the streak of tears from the only cheek that has them, while wondering aloud why is he crying and on his side on the floor, and the next second after that, he's wrapped in Bowser's arms and Mario's holding his hand and Peach is touching his face, all of them fretting over him, while Luigi doesn't know what has them with such worried expressions, or why Bowser's weeping so much.

-If before Bowser was all over him, since the whole Chaos Heart ordeal he doesn't take his eyes away from Luigi, neither does Mario, who's glued to him for long weeks until he can feel that his brother is going to be alright.

>Anyways, baby's born, they're all happy yey :D Also pls look at that paper Magma I drew, that's my best drawing up to date.

ALSO alternate thing where the Chaos Heart remained with the baby in some weird way, but they don't notice because she's literally just a baby but she has the potential to destroy the universe, but Magma never does because she's a chill girl her whole life who doesn't have reasons to unleash the doom of the universe JSJDK silly idea in the same way that Luigi -the bestest guy around- is supposed to help destroy everything (??? or something like that I read somewhere? Maybe it was a headcanon aksdladk)

Thanks if you read till here!

[mothersgaia]

PLEASE BE KIND TO YOURSELF!

YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU THINK!

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Please let me sit in your lap… no no I promise I’m not gonna do anything…. No I’m totally not grinding against your bulge at all…. Definitely not whining and moaning while I beg you to fuck me… nope not at all

[hyperfocuscentre]

saw someone say will solace is from texas so he’s probably not gonna be vegetarian but sadie motherfucking sink did it so will can do it. maybe he’ll get judged but if he’s anything, it’s stubborn. let that man be a grass eater please

[sincerely-sofie]

(Sprite sources)

[leafatlaw]

Yayaay DANCE for day 1 of @mcyt-yuri-week !!!!

drew some gempearl (or is it pearlgem ?) because they are silly :333

art thoughts/process under cut

This piece took me like ~4 hours from sketch to finish and wow was it four hours. I *like* how it turned out but more than that I’m proud that I actually did it. This is the first real finished piece I’ve done in forever. And more than that this is piece I really experimented with. I’ve got an undercolor or whatever it’s called and colored the lineart( albeit quickly) as well. This is the first time I really tired using the lasso tools for certain parts and oh man procreate was not agreeing with me. I’m really proud of how it turned out even as I can’t help but see the errors lol. Anywyas love sapphics peace and love on planet earth.

[icryink]

I really wanna do cringetober but before I do: how old are you? I’m 20+ and don’t want to join if it’s hosted by/exclusively for minors

It is not hosted by/for minors. Cringetober is all ages, and I am an adult :)

[lavendervirgos]

Can I sit on your lap and grind on you while you're working? I promise I'll stay quiet during your online meetings.

[hellish-timy]

I still use pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust

[longagoitwastuesday]

I just saw a Gojo-like guy in a store. He was eyeing those purple shampoos for white dyed hair, I think. He had the height and the round glasses and all. It was uncanny, truly like out of the anime. Never had seen someone pull a character's look as well as this guy. I was this 👌 close to approach him and ask him to read Georg Cantor, like a cultist stalker, but fortunately (for him) I was with my mother so I behaved

[rubber-glovs]

i fear i want to talk to you more but im too socially awkward </3

PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRIAD TO TALK TO ME!! I promise I am not as weird or scary sweary as I present myself to be (that's only irl but I got no filter so who cares!!). I LOVE talking to people and if you're too scared then ill tell you SO AM I!!!!! It's okay pookie we can be socially awkward together, it's better to be socially awkward together then alone💪💪

No but fr though I don't mind if anyone wants to talk to me, whether that be similar interests or just because you wanna talk to me!!

I know you're an anon and I have no idea who you actually are but my english literature brain can tell that we've talked before and we've had conversations too, DON'T BE AFRAID I PROMISE I DONT BITE POOKIE🫶🫶

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

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[ephemeral-serenity]

if you don’t take pinky promises seriously, we won’t vibe

[will-ansmeer]

you all deserve someone who keeps all their pinky promises