#pineapple on pizza FTW

[lokiiied]

something SO funny to me and way too on the nose about this scene like…

el: that’s good. that’s really good.

mike: that’s bLAsphemOus! putting FRUIT on pizza?

argyle: try before you deny!

it’s literally this.

i’m crying.

[synsetpunk]

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[negascott666]

How to make everyone angry with a single sentence: "Pineapple on pizza is amazing."

[aerodaltonimperial]

15. Thing you said with too many miles between us.

(💚🤜🤛🧡)

It's the remnants that are the worst of everything. Hook’s phone holds the debris of the implosion like a time capsule, and he needs to just erase everything: erase the text threads, erase the photos, erase the call logs from 2 AM. He needs to, and he doesn't, because somehow, that's the final drop that will make their broken friendship official. It's not the damn belt, but all the months of them laid bare, sharp as glass.

Hook lays in the hotel room, temples throbbing. He's furious. He's furious, and embarrassed and hurt, but more than anything else, he's fucking devastated.

And because the overlap of everything leads to the poorest of judgment choices, he opens up their text thread. Hundreds of replies. Hundreds of back and forths. Hook stares at the screen, and finally, finally, types: I hate you.

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He never gets a reply, but then again, he never expected to. A week goes by, and the shards remain in Hook’s stomach. He busies himself with other things; meets up with old friends, gets new ink, spends time with his mom. But at the core, the betrayal is the one thing he goes back to every single night as he stares up at the ceiling.

There are so many things he now avoids. Taylor Swift, for one, since Jack always had some bullshit song of hers playing and now Hook has to fight back dizziness each time he hears her voice on the radio. Pineapple pizza, because Jack is a heathen and a traitor to humanity for eating it in the first place. The entire Marvel cinematic universe, since they had marathoned the whole damn thing across months of sterile hotel rooms.

Hook grabs for his phone, thumbs into the messages. Writes, I hate you so fucking much.

It pops up Read within moments, and then sits there, flaying Hook from within.

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Another week. Another set of endless nights. Hook tries to fill his time, all the hollow spaces, by spending as many hours as possible with his old lacrosse buddies back home. Except they have somehow deviated off in the other direction, and Hook is the one struggling to keep up. There's nothing linking them any longer, and the more days pass, the further apart they feel. None of them understand why Hook wants to puke up his insides just to carve the pain out. None of them understand him: not anymore.

That night, he thinks about Jack’s voice under cover of darkness. Of the whispers about Christian, and Luchasaurus. Of how much Jack had lost, how much he will spend the rest of his life mourning. Jack’s like that, is the thing.

Hook opens up the messages again. Stares at all the date stamps before Forbidden Door. And then: I forgive you.

Read.

Nothing.

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Weeks pass, a blur. Hook goes back to work without the FTW belt. Wins some. Loses some, and it doesn't sting as much as it should, because it doesn't matter now. There's no one to talk to about how the tides have changed or about how walking in the ring carries a new set of heaviness. No one understands, and Hook has pushed everyone else away that he might have gone to. That's the real irony, isn't it? Hook chose Jack, and Jack was the first person to walk away before Hook could do it himself.

Hook sits in his apartment. He studies the bare walls he's never had time to decorate and the empty cabinets that hold, like, two plates total. He drags his phone up from the couch cushion.

This is the dumbest thing he's ever done, but now? It doesn't matter. Everything has already splintered, bleeding at the broken seams.

He writes, I really fucking miss you.

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The next morning, he finally has a reply.

I really fucking miss you, too.

[tilliwriteapine]

Tag Games

Thanks for the tag @mysoftboybensolo

Choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!

Name of the artist: Backstreet Boys

What is your gender?: I'll Never Break Your Heart

Describe yourself?: Show 'Em (What You're Made Of)

How do you feel?: Climbing the Walls (and Panic!)

If you could go anywhere, where would it be?: Chances

Describe your best friend: My Beautiful Woman

Your favorite time of day: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called?: What Makes You Beautiful

What is life to you?: Bigger

Relationship status: Bye Bye Love

What do you fear?:  PDA

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❤️ last song you listened to? Red by Taylor Swift

🧡 ideal pizza toppings? Cheese, pineapple, black olives

💛 dream vacation? Disneyland to go to Galaxy's Edge; the American Hx Museum in Washington D.C. to see the Enterprise! Visit MIT/Boston. Meet my beautiful friends in Colombia and Toronto.

💚 earth, air, fire or water? Fire

💙 cartoon you grew up on? Arthur!!!!! I would watch it EVERY DAY before Kindergarten and then it would be time to get on the bus!

💜 favourite scent? Roses!!! Honestly, most of what Bath and Body Works puts out lmao

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Thanks for the tag @reylokisses

Last song: Red by Taylor Swift

Currently watching: The Librarians TV show (Rebecca and Christian FTW!!!) and The Fast & Furious series

Currently reading: I am actually back into A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas! I am determined to finish it this month :) Won't get the series done before school starts, but meh.

Current obsession: Star Trek, Star Wars, and school

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Thanks @mysoftboybensolo for tagging me to describe myself in 4 characters.

[rextomblr]

Monday Blurb: sometimes i order pizza at night so i can have it cold for breakfast the next day.

my mom has this weird hatred towards tomatoes. not just the vegetable itself, but anything tomato based (ketchup, pasta sauce, etc). so, when i was a kid we'd never get #pizza. it was considered a dinner treat if we did. and it was always the same pizza -- pepperoni and sausage (my brother's wish).

it wasn't until college that i realized all the other awesome toppings that are out there (pineapple ftw!). but one things for sure -- cold pizza for breakfast is the best. i always think about that during mornings like today.

[baronessblixen]

Chicken Alfredo is not even really Italian, it’s American-Italian or something 🙄 they at least could have put a real Italian pasta dish on here like pesto, or carbonara, but anyway. LASAGNA FTW.

Lasagna FTW!

So what you're saying is, Chicken Alfredo is the pasta version of pineapple pizza. Cause that's not Italian either. And there's another poll where the pineapple on pizza is winning. What is happening!

[dif2015]

[surprisebitch]

i love that as soon as arrived at the pizza place in UBC, all the old pizzas went out so they brought out new ones and there was Hawaiian and Deluxe. i was bout to pick Hawaiian but the Deluxe had pineapples too and more toppings so obviously i picked Deluxe. anyway the Pineapple Gods are blessing me today

[staycatcher]

Jamie just said she likes pineapple on pizza. Alexa play I.L.Y by the rose

[doodleniella]

Ahhh... the ‘pineapple-on-pizza’ dilemma is on again—

[milla984]

omg i love potatoes aaaa idk why people dont mention them often as their fave food but i live!!!

Potatoes are the best!! One of my fave dish is rösti, grated potatoes (either raw or steamed) cooked in a large non-stick pan. The only thing I don't really eat is fries on top of pizza, they do it all the time here and call it an 'american pizza'… and they also look at me funny when I say hawaiian pizza is not really THAT bad 🤔

[ikea-lingonberry]

made a tua personality quiz

[cosmicbrowniefan]

hi! I'm here for the ship game!

pronouns: any tbh but i really like they/them

height: 5'9 i think (175cm, i have no idea abt the feet system)

hair color: black hair with a lot of blonde highlights

eye color: light amber

sexuality: I'm lesbian but I honestly don't care abt the gender of the chara since it's fictional anyway

personality: INFJ, I've been told that I'm very laid back and calm. I also think I'm quite passionate about the thing I enjoy

hobbies: playing the guitar and practising together with my friends, also smoking:skull:

things i enjoy: learning new songs, playing video games, going on walks, pineapple on pizza, spending my time alone, those 2-3 weeks before the school year is over, ppl actually using any pronouns for me

things i don't enjoy: fics where the reader is super shy/the typical Y/N sterotype, cigarettes (weed ftw), feminine compliments, pick-me's…

other info: Idk if this is relevant but I'm genderfluid!

skin tone and body type: I'm fairly pale and literally turn red when I try to tan at least a little bit (sigh… asian genes…) as for my body type I'd say I'm average?? I don't really have any curves and I'm flat chest-wise. I have some muscles because I go to the gym regularly but that's it.

i ship you with...

max mayfield!

how you met: honestly, you were both going to see eddie munson for weed at the same time. you two both showed up before him, and awkwardly tried to skirt around the idea of what you were doing there, until eddie showed up and you realized you were both there for the same reason.

her first impression of you: here’s basically what was going through max’s mind when she first saw you (before eddie showed up): what the fuck who is that what the fuck i thought i was gonna be alone oh my GOD why do they have to be so attractive and laid back i’m totally making this awkward and weird. her thoughts after eddie showed up: holy FUCK we’re here for the same thing oh my god maybe we can bond over this now fuck i’m gonna need to ask eddie who this person is i’m gonna actually explode they’re so fucking cool. so yeah, the best i can describe her first impression of you by is this internal monologue of hers.

how you got together: you started liking max after a few weeks of knowing her. you picked up pretty quickly that she liked you back, and, knowing her, you knew that you’d have to be the one to initiate anything. so, being the awesome and cool and respectful person you are, you casually ask her out one day while you’re going on a walk together. completely not expecting to be asked that at ALL, max stops in her tracks, then trips on the sidewalk and almost falls, but you catch her. which leads to you making a sarcastic joke about her falling for you. needless to say, max said yes.

what she likes most about you: honestly, max is simping for you CONSTANTLY. everything you do is incredibly attractive to her. playing guitar? attractive. playing video games? attractive. smoking? attractive. laughing? attractive. literally just sitting there? attractive. you’re just so calm and cool and collected and she gets flustered by everything you do. so yeah, in conclusion, max’s favorite thing about you is your vibe. physically, she’s obsessed with your hair. 

what you guys enjoy doing together: you guys love going on adventures and finding new spots and hidden gems around town to hang out at! whether it’s a cool café, or an antique store, or some cool greenhouse or shit like that, you guys just love exploring and discovering things together. when you’re not out and about, you like hanging out and smoking and cuddling. you’re often playing guitar while she just sits and listens, admiring how perfect you are.

bonus headcanon: your muscles are one of max’s main weaknesses. how the fuck did you get so strong. she just feels protected and loved by you all the time and loves the reaction she gets when she tells people that she’s dating YOU because you’re just so well-respected and cool and everyone is a little bit in love with you, but max is so proud to be the one that you chose.

[adamdriverisbensolo]

Thanks for the tag @reylokisses

1. What’s your middle name? Depends on who you ask ;) 

2. Last time you cried? Monday

3. What’s your favourite pizza? I mean, cheese is pretty awesome, but I do like to add black olives and pineapple

4. Favourite flower? Red Roses!!!!!

5. Favourite vacation spot? Don’t really have one. I guess going home to visit my family and friends?

6. Do you like to camp? Tent camping is too messy. I’m okay with a trailer.

7. Untie your shoes when taking them off? No

8. Vanilla or chocolate? Depends on my mood

9. Coffee drinker? Black coffee is gross. I prefer fancy coffee drinks from Dutch Bros or Starbucks or whatever coffee place.

10. Ocean or mountains? Mountains

11. Own a gun? HAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER

12. Country or Rock? Rock

13. Favourite colour? Blue - any variation!

14. Tattoos? Two! Both are on my forearms

15. Colour of your hair? Brown

16. Colour of your eyes? Brown

17. Favourite thing to eat? Mexican (enchiladas, burritos) 

18. Favourite holiday? Don’t have one. Easter is probably the most meaningful for me

19. Beer or wine? I am a hard cider kind of girl (Angry Orchard ftw!)

20. Night owl? NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!! Night shift is forever in my rearview mirror!!!

21. Favourite day of the week? I don’t really have one. Especially as a nurse, I work every day of the week, so how about the days I get off from both my jobs? lol

22. Do you have a nickname? Shortstuff, Stina, Spence/Spencer.... 

23. Four mutuals who might do this?: IDK, whoever wants to do it can :)

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Thanks for the tag @reylokisses

Rules: spell your url with song titles and tag as many people as the letters

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Dear Jack by Jack’s Mannequin

All In by Lifehouse

Mother Knows Best by Donna Murphy (from the Tangled soundtrack)

Death Was Arrested by North Point InsideOut

Rain On Me by Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande

I Can Only Imagine by MercyMe

Vincent by Ellie Goulding

Easy To Lie by Forest Blackk

Red by Taylor Swift

I Am Yours by NeedtoBreathe

She’s the Reason by Paul Alan

Beam Me Up by P!nk

Even Then by Micah Tyler

Never Gone by the Backstreet Boys

Savin’ Me by Nickelback

O Come, O Come Emmanuel by for King & Country

Life Is Beautiful by The After

Oh My Soul by Casting Crowns

Oof, I tag whoever wants to do these two tag games haha.

[doodleniella]

Hey, pineapple on pizza isn’t bad~ 👀

Anyways—

I love looking at everything cute on the internet—be it animals, or drawings and stuff~ yeah uwu

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