#pinch hitwell flipline

[mimi-multifandom]

I party like a rockstar

Look like a movie star

Play like an all star

Fuck like a pornstar

[slimeco]

If ur still doing requests can you do Pinch hitwell or Drakson because I love them sm :)))

I really like all of ur art it's super sigma‼️

thank you pookie here's your Pinch Hitwell fresh from the oven

[sillyjimimanboy]

Little mini comic ft my papa sona (Orion) and Pinch Hitwell!!

[iheartsunset]

I finally got out of bed, so I made more Papa Louie text posts!

Cw: Cursing, the entire last picture and its absurdity is its own warning

The Pinch Hitwell one is my personal fave

[qtipkyutip]

Some more flipline characters !

Marty- @donkeykongclassifiedsecrets

Kenji- @patchw0rk-quilt

Pinch hitwell & Iggy - @mimi-multifandom

Austin- @techsan-tblr

Allan- @shizoquirrel

Connor - @maznanangy

[generalissimomayhem]

Uuuuuuhhhhh fuck it! Papa Louie headcanons:

-Prudence is half Japanese/American (Yuko) half Swedish (Espen).

-Talking about Prudence, her proficiency in swedish is pretty good, but her japanese is dogshit. She's got to use japanese sometimes because, when Yuko was helping her train Pickles she would give orders in japanese, so Prudence has had to learn some of those words to use with her dog.

-In one of his experiments, Professor Fitz accidentally gave himself an electrical shock that left his hair like that permanently. Not only that, Iggy discovered that Fitz is basically electrical after he handed his grandpa his phone and it started charging.

-When Quinn assessed Sarge's name change, she quickly realized that he was literally no one's kid and he was doing this partly because no one could stop him. She still thinks about it time to time.

-I feel that Vicky has young mom vibes. Not sure why, I think the idea is neat but I might just be projecting *shrugs*

-James and Mary are siblings, Mary is the older sibling.

-Speaking about siblings, Gremmie and Yippy might be siblings. Estranged/missing siblings that is. Utah and Kahuna literally created a whole ass conspiracy theory around these two. (This one comes from an OLD flipline fanfic website that often painted those two as siblings.)

-Hank may have seen some really disturbing stuff patrolling during his night shifts in Maple Mountain. Probably the reason he hates night shifts.

-Xandra and Xolo probably repeated a grade in highschool. Literally nobody thought they would graduate.

- Moe's store (Moe's Lair) is not only physical but also online and according to his clients, his orders are packed with the utmost care and also gives freebies like candies, stickers or fridge magnets.

-Bertha's only friend is Pinch Hitwell, since, unlike most people he doesn't feel intimidated by her and Bertha also participated in his debut as a baseball player, so she's also proud of seeing his growth during all the years he has playing said sport.

-Continuing with Bertha, she's very well feared and respected in her profession, considering how strict and cold she is with fair play and player performance, regardless of the team. (Think about her like Pierluigi Collina but for baseball)

-Timm was forced to study law by his family. He never wanted to go for that, as its obvious.

[sosoribro]

I have been calling pinch mandible boy and its all thanks to you :)

his poison is stored in his hat

he is very venomous and will bite down when threatened

[papa-louie-bracket]

[williamshamspeare]

Well. Flipline may not have much for pinch hitwell but i can always make up shit on the spot. Guy thats bisexual but comes out to people with a very complicated baseball metaphor.

Pinch Hitwell throws like 200 baseball terms at you that you've never heard about before, and at the end of it all you pick up that he's bi

[mimi-multifandom]

when hes a 37 year old divorced single dad with 7 exes and autism: babygirl…

[sillyjimimanboy]

There's something about him

Something AUTISTIC

[sillyjimimanboy]

Pinch SHITwell art

He’s trans because yes

He doesn’t have top surgery only because he doesn’t really want to get it

He only binds when he’s out because he doesn’t really want people to know he’s trans

Also he’s pansexual because I can

He has piercings he just doesn’t wear them during games obviously

👅💦😈🔥

[sillyjimimanboy]

I demand pinch hitwell fanart right this instant!!!

I refuse to have my baby boy be considered unknown or hated in the papa louie fandom! I refuse!!

[iheartsunset]

Pinch Hitwell is an underrated king... I would find headcanons for him to be delectable

Papa Louie Pinch Hitwell Headcanons

-Johnny Hilton, or Pinch Hitwell, is a 32 year old Major League Baseball player for the Tastyville Tomatoes. He also stars as an announcer for other sports and as Nurse Barry Briggs in Lovebright Hospital. He lives in a Tastyville loft with his sickly father, Marseilles, and his eccentric daughter, Sweetheart. Pinch is also a whiz at analytical geometry and has backup plans to become an engineer. When he’s not at the stadium or the batting range, he can always be caught seeing sights all over the world or coaching novice players.

-Pinch is...difficult to describe. When you meet him, he’s the most humble and inspiring man you could ever meet. After ten minutes though, he quickly becomes arrogant and self absorbed to the point where it’s cringy. Then, he’ll go right back to being humble before closing with some more arrogance. He also does love helping others feel more confident in themselves and always helps someone in need. Since he was raised by a struggling single father, he appreciates hard work and familial love above all else and he refers to many people as his family. He displays absolutely none of his negative traits around his father or his daughter.

-It isn’t known who the mother of Sweetheart is, many people just assume she’s dead or that she’s adopted. Pinch himself claims that he and her mother are divorced, but Sweetheart’s resemblance to CJ Friskins and Hacky Zak as well as her strange supernatural-like nature make Olivia wonder whether or not Ivy might fit somewhere in the equation. Anyways, Pinch is a very good father, always taking her everywhere to see the world and always gets her good seats to his games. We still don’t know why he always makes sure she never goes into the Calypso Island Travel Trout office though...(cough cough somethings fishy about Ivy cough cough)

-Pinch takes pride in his hair and has been known to get angry at people who mess it up. He hates going outside when it’s rainy and he’s always buying products to maintain his style. Pitch even walked into the Scooperia and accused Carlo of “stealing his hairstyle”. There was a huge argument that followed which ended in Koilee both calling the cops and slapping him in the face. He and Carlo also exchanged a few choice words, things that got Koilee and Carlo harsh reprimands by Papa, Quinn, and Hank. And that’s the story of how Pinch was banned from Romano shows and the Scooperia.

-Pinch drives a 2020 Bentley GT, not to establish dominance, but because he likes how it looks. He does brag about the car on occasion, though, and he likes taking care of it. He likes to talk about Rita’s Audi as a pick up like before it turns into him bragging about the Bentley, to which he doesn’t realize Rita picking up a champagne bottle to hit him with. The car also has Cheerios all over the floor courtesy of Sweetheart.

-His friend group involves Kingsley, Rita (mostly one sided, but she hangs out with anyone at this point), Rollie (when you get Rita, you get Rollie), Taylor, Peggy, James, Nevada, and Kayla. He made a group cut for all of them together, which goes about as well as you can expect. Which isn’t well at all. He and James also build cars together, but in the case of Rita and Rollie, just look at the “Allan gets Rollie and Rita to drive him to the store” post and he’s basically Allan. He’s costars with Kayla and teammates with Taylor and Peggy. Kingsley always makes him laugh and uh...I don’t know Nevada’s just there. I think she made him a cool necklace once and now he calls her his best friend.

-Even though he’s sworn off sugar, he secretly eats cracker jacks every day. He still does Love Lindo snack and soda ads for the money because hey it’s a lotta money.

-Okay Tastyville is probably based off of New York or something, but I can’t stop imagining him having a southern accent. Like something along the lines of a really exaggerated cowboy to McCree from Overwatch. Tohru even jokes about it on her Overwatch streams.

-The people he’s received punches from are Bertha, Koilee, Carlo, Rita, Marty, Papa Louie, Hank, Ivy, Hacky Zak, Lisa, Rico, Duke Gotcha, and Foodini.

-Pinch Hitwell lowkey kinda hot I guess-

[williamshamspeare]

Well its on the flipline sub reddit. The high quality old pinch hitwell picture. Title has 'blonde' in it and is so far the only post on the subreddit with that word in the title - amii

I found it! My oh my that is a high quality Pinch

[williamshamspeare]

Sometimes i look at the flipline subreddit to see if anythings up or if any cool discoveries were found (hey i found a high quality of pinch hitwell/johnny as found in the pizzeria and burgeria customer files. Even then he was wearing a green baseball shirt). Was gonna complain abt the memes being bad but the pinch hitwell fact was more interesing - amii

Oh I wanna see that now