#pillow le chien

[trash-llama]

Zett: Congrats on your new stolen goods, sis!

Pillow: My what now?

Zett: Your baby!

Pillow: Zett... I had my baby the old fashioned way.... risky woohoo.

Zett: Of course *wink*

[seasonofthegeek]

AU Yeah August: Childhood Friends

Today’s commission is for my favorite bean, @this-was-a-terrible-idea with Marinette and Kim. Thanks for the support, sweets! <3

“Watch it, you pig. That’s my eggroll.” Marinette speared her fork into the roll and quickly deposited it on her plate.

“Sabine, Marinette is taking all the food!” Kim called with a dopey grin on his face.

Sabine laughed from her spot at the sink and dried her hands as she finished with the dishes. “Marinette, we don’t take food from our guests.”

“Kim is so not a guest and he’s already eaten five of them!” Marinette lifted the eggroll in triumph, making a show of taking the first bite when Kim leaned over and took over half of it in one loud chomp. “You butthead!”

“Sabine, Marinette called me a butthead!”

“That’s because you were being one, dear.” Sabine crossed the small area and ruffled his hair. “Are you two going to behave tonight or should I call a babysitter?”

“We’re seventeen.”

“My question stands.”

Kim grinned. “We’ll be on our best behavior, Le Chien honor.”

“You and Papa have fun this weekend,” Marinette added. 

“We will. Call if you need anything.” Sabine kissed her daughter’s forehead. “Kim, are you planning on staying the weekend?”

“As long as Mari doesn’t get on my nerves too much,” he teased.

“No boys, either of you,” she said sternly.

“Yes, ma’am. Tell Papa hi and ‘I love you’ for me.”

She smiled and grabbed her suitcase by the door. “I will. He should be meeting me at the first stop near his brother’s place and we’ll head to the resort from there.” She waved and went out the door, the lock clicking into place after her.

Kim stretched and rubbed his stomach. “We’re calling boys now, right?”

“You’re a bad influence,” Marinette grinned. “I don’t mind if Max comes over though if you want him to.”

“Nah, I was just kidding. We haven’t had a weekend with just the two of us in a long time. This is going to be fun.” He crossed to the couch and flopped down on one side of it. “You wanna watch a movie or something?”

“Too scared to play video games?” she challenged.

“I’m saving that for the end of the weekend so I can leave with some scrap of my dignity. You’re the only one ever allowed to beat me at anything.”

“Cute that you think you have dignity.”

Kim grabbed a throw pillow and chucked it at Marinette and she dodged it with a laugh. “Tell me what’s been going on with you. I feel like we haven’t talked in forever.”

“We see each other everyday.”

“Yeah, but that’s school us. We don’t always get to hang out then. How’s the Ladybug stuff?”

Marinette stretched out on the other couch and turned so she could see his face. “I don’t know. Harder now, I think.”

“Why?”

“It’s been years and we’re still just fighting Hawkmoth when he sends out akumas. I guess I’m getting tired of the cycle.”

“I get that.”

“I’ve had a few leads but Chat has been hesitant about them.”

Kim grabbed another pillow and tucked it under his head. “And you still don’t know who he is under all that leather?”

Marinette flushed. “No.”

“But you still think he’s hot.”

“We’re not having this conversation again.”

He grinned. “Fine. We can put it on hold for now. Movie?”

She tilted her head back to smile at him. “Definitely.”

August Prompt List

Buy me a cherry coke?

[lalunaunita]

The Blizzard (Winter Week Day 5: Snowed In/Snowfall)

Marinette’s parents had already texted that they would be waiting out the blizzard at Ms. Chamack’s house, so she was startled right off the couch when a heavy booming knock fell on the door of her home.

“Who is it?” she rapped out harshly in her best ‘don’t-mess-with-me’ tone. She stood on tiptoe and spied Kim through the peephole, shivering on the landing.

“P-p-please let me in, Marinette! I’m f-freezing,” he whined.

Marinette quickly released the deadbolts and pulled the door wide. “Le Chien Kim! What in the heck are you doing outside in a blizzard?!”

“T-training.”

The young man on her doorstep was a pitiful sight. His beanie and the tops of his ears were covered in melting snow. His workout jacket - far too thin for the cold - was soaked with liquifying water. Marinette could practically see his knees knocking together above his wet, cold sneakers.

“Come in! Take those shoes off in the hall, though.”

Kim quickly obeyed. Once she had him inside and rebolted the door, Marinette helped him pull off his scarf and outerwear. She draped them over the stairs to dry and led Kim to the kitchen.

“Tea or hot chocolate?” she asked.

Kim stood hunched with cold, but he brightened at the question. “Hot chocolate. Uh, it’s not the store-bought kind, is it?”

Marinette raised one eyebrow, but smiled. She showed him the milk jug she was pulling from the fridge and he sighed in relief.

“Definitely hot chocolate, then. Has Juleka ever made any for you?”

Marinette shook her head in silent response and busied herself with the treat. Once they were settled and Kim had a blanket around his shoulders, Marinette needled him a bit more.

“You were out training in this weather? Don’t you ever check a forecast?”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I have another race with Alix next week. I want to be at my best.”

“Well, if being at your best means running with a few missing toes…” Marinette chuckled when Kim’s ear went pink.

“Anyway, thanks for letting me in. Where’s the fam?” Kim glanced around, only then realizing that the two of them were alone in the house. Marinette shrugged.

“They went to a Christmas party, but can’t get back home. They’re fine. The news says this storm should blow itself out overnight. They can come back tomorrow once the roads are plowed.”

“Oh, geez, it’s that bad? What am I going to do? My mom’s gonna be worried.” Kim looked down into his hot chocolate mug and swirled the bottom of the liquid.

“Hmmm, you’re right. You better call her. You can stay here with me. I’m really glad you didn’t get lost out there, Kim. It’s easy to get turned around when it snows like this.” Marinette’s expression turned slightly stern.

Kim’s ears flushed pink again as the full import of his foolishness hit him. “Yeah. Thanks, Marinette. I’ll call her now. Can I help you make up the couch after?”

“Sure! And I was just about to put on White Christmas. It’s a holiday classic, you know.” Marinette moved to clear their mugs and put the dishes in the sink.

Kim laughed. “Maybe I can talk you into watching Die Hard instead.”

Thin late-morning light streamed through the windows of the Dupain-Cheng’s house as a key quietly turned in the lock.

“Guess no one’s getting hot bread this morning,” Tom chuckled to Sabine as he held the door for his wife.

His mirth was interrupted by the surprisingly manly snore issuing from the Dupain-Cheng’s couch.

“What on earth?” Sabine murmured as the pair stepped closer to peer over the back.

Kim lay propped against the arm of the couch, a pillow behind his head. Thundering snores sounded from his open mouth. Nestled under his arm was Marinette, a light trickle of drool dripping onto her own decorative couch pillow as she leaned into Kim’s chest. They both had lap blankets strewn across their propped-up legs and one of Marinette’s pigtails had come out in her sleep.

An image of a crackling fire played on the television, lightly accented with cheesy instrumental versions of Christmas carols.

“Awww, would you look at that,” Tom rumbled softly.

Sabine stepped under his arm, slipping her hand around Tom’s waist. “Should we wake them?”

“No, the longer we let them sleep, the more embarrassed they’re going to be.” Tom mused.

Sabine smothered a giggle and went to put on the kettle.

“Tom, you’re absolutely ruthless,” she admonished.

[images-droles]

Pillow mutuelle High angle de vue de dormir chien sur le lit à la maison

[jojobegood1]

Dog returns stolen pillow, tries to steal it right back

18.08.2017

Le moins que l'on puisse dire, c'est que Samson a le sens de l'humour !

Après avoir "emprunté" l'oreiller de son humaine, Samson le chien se décide à accepter de lui rendre. Ou du moins il prétend le faire. Mais en réalité, tout ce que veut Samson c'est jouer et encore jouer ! Et cela même si la fillette de la maison ne peut pas faire ses devoirs pendant cette session de jeu improvisée.

[365xinwen]

DIY Dog Bed

Do you have pets in your family?Pets are dearest family members, and each owner ensures that their furry friends are happy and comfortable. In order to achieve this goal, proper sleep is required and a bed is needed. Although there are a wide variety of beds, you can always consider making a DIY pet bed. In fact, you can do better because you know how your pet sleeps. Here are some pet beds that are worth considering for the diy idea to be cost effective.

You may also like:Hand-woven bamboo basket with sea shell

40+ of the Most Incredible Ideas & DIY you need to try!

35+ of the Most Incredible Ideas & DIY you need to try! – Incredible Recipes From Heaven

12 adorably upcycled pet beds Idea Box by Beth H. Makemeprettyagain.blogspot

57 Cozy DIY Dog Bed Ideas Your Friend Will Love

57 Cozy DIY Dog Bed Ideas Your Friend Will Love – About-Ruth

Modern Dog Bed | Wood Dog Bed | Mid-Century Dog Bed | Custom Dog Bed | Walnut Dog Bed | Luxury Dog Bed | Elevated Dog Bed | Pet Furniture

Modern Dog Bed Wood Dog Bed Mid-Century Dog Bed Custom | Etsy

Mid Century Modern Style Pet Bed

How to make a pet bed. Mid Century Modern Style Pet Bed – Step 4

9 DIY Dog Bed Ideas Using PVC Pipe

DIY PVC Elevated Dog Bed Tutorial – 9 DIY Dog Bed Ideas Using PVC Pipe – DIY & Crafts

DIY Dog Bed & No Sew Bedding

I finally made Gia her bed! After several pins and months of procrastinating her bed is finished. This DIY cost about $25.Supplies:Dresser Drawer – FREE from work(Furniture) Feet – FREE from work5 …

60+ elegant dorm room decorating ideas 7

60+ Elegant Dorm Room Decorating Ideas #dormroomideas #dormroomdecorating #elegantdormroom ~ vidur.net

15 DIY Pet Beds Your can Make at Home

Want to make your own dog house? Check out these 15 DIY Pet Beds Your can Make at Home here!

WOW….100+ Best DOG CRATE Idea We Have Ever Seen!

WOW….100+ Best DOG CRATE Idea We Have Ever Seen! #doglover

Moyen chien bois rustique sur mesure lit – lit – chien en bois lit – ferme animaux de compagnie lit pour chien

Moyen chien bois rustique sur mesure lit lit chien en bois | Etsy #beds

Pieced Pet Pillows

Name: ‘Sewing : Pieced Pet Pillows. 9.99 pattern if we needed it.

64 Trendy Diy Dog Bed With Stairs Cats

64 Trendy Diy Dog Bed With Stairs Cats #cats #diy

11+ DIY Projects For Your Dog!

11 DIY Projects For Your Dog! Spoil your dog with these fun do it yourself ideas for dogs! Pet beds, dog bowls, dog collar, dog games and more!

Brazilian Artist Uses The Used Tires That People Throw In The Streets To Create Beds For Animals

Brazilian Artist Uses The Used Tires That People Throw In The Streets To Create Beds For Animals | Bored Panda

Dog Furniture

DIY Wood Pallet Dog Bed | 101 Pallet Ideas-I would add casters for easier moving

20 Different Uses for Crates

20 Different Uses for Crates

Your Cat is Going to Lurve This Modern DIY Kitty Hammock

Your cat should live as stylish as you do and this DIY kitty hammock is an easy way to do exactly that! This cozy place for them to lounge matches your modern aesthetic and design, plus adds a special touch to your decor! #DIY on Hunker!

Diy dog house bed awesome 38 ideas

Diy dog house bed awesome 38 ideas #house #diy

Lovely Wooden Pallets Dog Bed Projects

The Letto dayBed Is A Modern Dog Bed With Plenty Of Style

Designer Gerd Couckhuy has created the Letto dayBed, a stylish and modern dog bed made with an aluminum frame, light wood legs and a soft comfortable pillow.

Small breed dog or cat bed by KandJPetsCreations on Etsy

13 DIY Pet Bed Ideas

Make your cat or dog comfortable and your house stylish with these awesome DIY pet bed ideas. Creativity and a little craftiness go a long way for your pet’s sleep setup, which is of course another piece of home decor! #petbed #dogbed #diyhomedecor #diypetbed #diydogbed #diyideas

Unused Large Dog Collar #dog #UnicornDogCostumes

Cozy Cama Dog and Cat Beds. Wooden. Modern. Elevated. Pillow-Sized. Smart Beds. All listings contain the same ordering information. The photos in this

13 Creative Pet Beds You Can Make Out of Home Items –

13 Creative Pet Beds You Can Make Out of Home Items -Room & Bath

8 DIY Pallet Beds For Dogs

Dog beds can get pretty expensive and more and more owners are coming up with creative ways to make their own. While there are plenty of good ideas, one of the most common DIY dog beds is made from pallets! …

Victorian dog bed made from vintage chairs by janis

DIY Braided Dog Collar Instructions

DIY braided dog collar video instructions

DIY Puppy Paw Print Craft Ideas Projects [Instructions]

DIY Puppy Paw Print Memory Garden Stepping Stone Instruction –Paw Print Craft Ideas Projects #Dog, #Garden

Puppy Play Box

How to Build and Use Your Own Puppy Play Box – a wonderful way to introduce baby puppies to the sights, sounds, touch and motion they will experience during their daily lives.

25 Best Dog Bed Steps For High Beds Dog Beds Extra Large Clearance #dogportrait #dogtrainer #DogBed

10 Pet Beds You Won’t Need to Hide

Living in a small space with a pet is definitely doable, and judging from the responses to our recent post, it’s even doable with a big dog! One thing mentioned by a few readers, however, was the space taken up by the pet bed and its impact on the decor. When you’re working with less than 800 square feet, there just isn’t room to hide the pet bed, and making it work with your style becomes much more of a necessity. With that in mind, here are 10 stylish pet beds you won’t need to hide.

9 Stylish Pallet Dog House Designs We Love

Fido need new digs? Save money and build one yourself! Check out these nine stylish pallet dog house designs that we love!

Dogs truly are a man’s best friend, so why not make them feel like it? These 14 DIY dog beds are sure to spoil your pet to the next level! Not only are these for your doggie best friends, but…

10 Cool DIY Dog Beds You Can Make For Your Baby

10 Cool DIY Dog Beds You Can Make For Your Baby – Cheezburger – Cat memes, funny animals, and cute dogs.

8 DIY Pallet Beds For Dogs

8 DIY Pallet Beds For Dogs!

Five Chihuahua Breeds Tips You Need To Learn Now

Puppy Hack: Excellent idea for keeping puppies extra warm #ChihuahuaBreeds

21 DIY Couch Pet Bed

Transform A Simple Wooden Crate Into A Cozy Bed For Your Dog

DIY crate dog bed

Dog Furniture

Jay made this awesome dog/cat bed out of an old tv!! More

Indoor/Outdoor Dog Bed Canopy Cover and Shade Frame

Get these Elevated Indoor/Outdoor Dog Beds to keep your dog comfortable and dry. Included canopy has 3 flaps that roll down for privacy and shade. In 2 sizes.

DIY Dog Bed – Pottery Barn Knockoff

DIY Dog Bed – Pottery Barn Knockoff – This adorable X frame dog bed has the cutest farmhouse charm! Complete tutorial showing how to build the dog bed and make the cushion. This dog bed can be used for cats or any animal really! The size is for a medium dog but the post contains plans for dog beds of large and small sizes as well! #diydogbed #dogbed # farmhousepetbed #dogbedideas

23 lits en valises recyclées pour nos amis les animaux

HOME & GARDEN: Des lits en valises recyclées pour nos amis les animaux

Artículos similares a Cama y comedero para perro pequeño o gato en Etsy

Recycled End Table Canopy Pet Bed

This page contains instructions to make a cute pet canopy bed from a recycled end table. This is a guide about recycled end table canopy pet bed.

The post DIY Dog Bed appeared first on Diy Script.

from WordPress https://ift.tt/2KuPAFK via IFTTT

[completshirts]

Viking Nope I Can't Go To Hell Satan Still Has A Restraining Order Against Me Shirt

Viking Nope I Can’t Go To Hell Satan Still Has A Restraining Order Against Me Shirt

Viking Nope I Can’t Go To Hell Satan Still Has A Restraining Order Against Me Hoodie

Or you can sit on a pillow. I think they make female CPR dummy’s as if they have cast iron support bras which is something Viking Nope I Can’t Go To Hell Satan Still Has A Restraining Order Against Me Shirtpeople trying to do CPR would come across. The breast bone is still accessible regardless. I think that…

[vipipiblog-blog]

Modern Pillowcases 45*45 Gold Alphabet Word Letter White Marble Pattern Pillow Case -----> $4.93 20pcs / set Cartão de Convite de Casamento Set Pearl Paper Laser Cut Oco Floral Pattern Invitation Cards Pink -----> $11.49 cadeira da sala de 4 peças de madeira Floral Pattern -----> $187.57 cadeira de jantar 2 peças de madeira Floral Pattern -----> $104.67 SEZU Double-sided Card Holder Pattern 1500mAh External Battery Pack Charger for Samsung - Silk Texture / Coffee -----> $3.83 NXE Rhinestone Decor Pattern Bayer ТПУ Аксессуар Для Iphone X / 10 - Картина Сердца -----> $3.40 NXE Rhinestone Decor Pattern Bayer ТПУ Корпус Для Iphone 8 Плюс / 7 Плюс 5,5 Дюймов - Шаблон Племенной Сетки -----> $3.40 NXE Rhinestone Decor Pattern Bayer ТПУ Корпус Для Iphone X / 10 - Сердце И Звезда -----> $3.40 NXE Rhinestone Decor Pattern Bayer ТПУ Покрытие Аксессуар Для Iphone 8 Плюс / 7 Плюс 5,5 Дюймов - Сердце И Звезда -----> $3.40 NXE Rhinestone Decor Pattern Bayer Гибкий Чехол Для Телефона TPU Для Iphone 8 Plus / 7 Плюс 5,5 Дюймов - Картина Сердца -----> $3.40 KINGXBAR Mystic Series Rhinestone Decoration Lacquered Pattern PC Case for iPhone 8/7 - Eye Pattern -----> $7.42 360 Degree Rotary Stand Grapevine Pattern Leather Flip Case for iPad 9.7 (2017) - Pink -----> $3.20 Portefeuille En Cuir Universel D'impression De Motifs Pour Tablette PC 10 Pouces - Pattes De Chien -----> $5.20 Off Shoulder Bird Pattern Striped Tape Splicing Dress -----> $27.00 20Pcs Romantic Wedding Party Invitation Card Envelope Delicate Carved Pattern -----> $10.59 20Pcs Romantic Wedding Party Invitation Card Delicate Carved Pattern -----> $10.59 2 pcs. Men's suit with tie camouflage pattern size 50 -----> $47.16 2 pcs. Men's suit with tie camouflage pattern size 46 -----> $47.16 2 pcs. Men's suit with tie camouflage pattern size 52 -----> $47.16 2 pcs. Men's suit with tie camouflage pattern size 48 -----> $47.16 2 pcs. Men's suit with tie camouflage pattern size 54 -----> $47.16 2 pcs. Men's suit with tie camouflage pattern size 56 -----> $47.16 Rectangular Desk with Map Pattern -----> $90.82 20Pcs Romantic Wedding Party Invitation Card Delicate Carved Heart Pattern Decoration -----> $6.53

[ieatmovies]

HORS-SÉRIE #12 - FLCL (2000) Association GAINAX/STUDIO I.G., FULICULI -comme ça se prononce- est une série de six OAV de Katsuya Tsurumaki, un nom célèbre de l’animation japonaise rattaché de près à la licence EVANGELION. Pourquoi cet animé plus qu’un autre? Tout simplement parce que FLCL inclut à lui seul une quantité de qualités incroyables: un amour évident pour l’animation, des références culturelles bien placées -parodies ou simples clins d’oeil-, un rythme effréné/frénétique des plus revigorants, bref, c’est une énergie de la passion sur-vitaminée. Parler du scénario serait déplacé, FLCL le construisant “entre les lignes”: le spectateur assiste à des séquences peu communes en comparaison des formats habituels, prenant le risque de nous perdre. Une difficulté factice si l’on s’immerge pleinement dans cet univers coloré ultra dynamique, soutenu par la bande-son pertinente de the pillows, un groupe punk/rock indissociable de FLCL car totalement adapté à son propos: plusieurs thématiques sérieuses se planquent derrière la folie constante de l’animé, dont notamment celle de grandir, du passage à l’âge adulte, les protagonistes mettant cette “problématique” toujours en avant malgré les improbables contextes dans lesquels il évoluent. Un parti pris qui ne séduira pas tout le monde, son accessibilité nécessitant une attention permanente du moindre détail, en plus de la tonne d’informations incluse dans chaque épisode. FLCL se fait compréhensible lorsqu’on laisse la contemplation -et surtout, la réflexion- faire effet: mais rasurez-vous, même sans cela, les OAV à la fluidité d’animation sublime vous convaincront sans mal, véritable expérience visuelle. L’humour des animateurs se transmet au spectateur, débordant de créativité: chaque générique de fin se présente sous la forme d’un court-métrage en stop-motion qui suit le parcours d’un scooter jaune -d’ailleurs étant l’un des véhicules-emblèmes de FLCL- à travers les rues japonaises, se faisant apprivoiser comme un gentil chien par une passante (WTF?). Plusieurs procédes d’animation seront employés, à l’exemple de vignettes fixes se succédant comme si le spectateur lisait un manga: toujours doublées, ces scènes contrastent avec la direction artistique générale de FLCL, brisant parfois le quatrième mur avec une certaine ingéniosité. Son traitement narratif différent, une fois encore, peut s’avérer être une “barrière”: ne répondant pas à toutes les questions soulevées ou énoncées, FLCL semble garder d’autres révélations pour la suite: une initiative cool, permettant d’extrapoler quant à ce que l’on doit deviner. Source riche de belles choses, FLCL force l’interprétation: son univers est un mélange de S-F, d’humour et d’action, indéfinissable de par sa vision presque expérimentale de l’histoire qu’il raconte, fascinant par palette graphique audacieuse et cohérente. Et encore, le background est tant foisonnant qu’il faudrait une dissection complète pour le décrire. Absurdement génial, entre le vague l’âme d’un slice of life et l’action tonitruante en mode “fan-service de l’otaku”, FLCL est un monde où tout est possible, où les antihéroïnes éclatent du mecha high-tech avec une basse électrique, où les héros sont des enfants plus touchés par le fait de grandir que d’être au centre d’une incroyable destinée, où un fer à repasser géant trône au sommet de la ville, où les munitions d’armes à feu sont infinies: on se délecte, le tout faisant passer le concept musical et visuel du groupe GORILLAZ pour un gribouillis d’enfant en bas-âge. Une finition exemplaire! Épique, frais, cet ouragan d’humour décalé réalisé par des doigts d’or est un chef-d’oeuvre de l’animation du 21ème siècle, ovation amoureuse d’un art intemporel prenant ici vie de la plus belle des façons. Impossible d’ignorer FLCL si vous êtes sur le parcours de la japanimation: puisque je te dis que c’est culte! FULI CULA /20

[trash-llama]

Binnie: So how are you? it was quite sudden with your mother? Neighborhood stories can be so brutal sometimes.

Pillow: Ain't that the truth. I'm okay though. I'm just thankful I got to grow up with her.

[artificialnnocturne-blog]

Ask meme answered in target langauge

 Okay, im gonna start this with. I literally havent written in french in 4 years. my grammar is aweful, and stuff will not make sense. but i gotta start somewhere. Sourced from [Here] 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Ava avec le pub 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Je suis bas, car j’ai mal ouie.  3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? mes camarade de classe sur Vendredi 4. Are you easy to get along with? oui, je suis poli, et aimable 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? oui, il voudrais vraiment affectueux.  6. What kind of people are you attracted to? neurodivergent et LGbT  7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?  Son possible. je ne sais pas. Je ne aime pas relation serieux.  8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Je suis bisexeul, tout le genre; Bray, Weiju et Luna.  9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? oui, tres mal a l’aise 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Probablment bray ou Rosa, or mon frere  11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Mais oublie charge mon mobile.” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Danger par Taemin, Flame of Love par Taemin, Unravel - Tokyo ghoul par Ling Tosite Sigure, Opetaia Foa’i par Moana, Artificial Nocturn par Metric 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? oui mais seul petit/e ami/e 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? oui,  15. What good thing happened this summer? j’ai fait la connaissance d’une bray 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? non! non! 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? oui! 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? oui mais il es dans melbourne 19. Do you like bubble baths? oui, cet es “stimmy” 20. Do you like your neighbors? non, je suis peureux  tout le monde 21. What are you bad habits? je suis oublieux 22. Where would you like to travel? france, japon, allemond, islande, canada, coree, USA,  23. Do you have trust issues? oui, j’ai traits du BPD 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Mon Chienne,  25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? non, ne parle pas de ca,  26. What do you do when you wake up? Verifie le Facebook 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? non, mon peau cet bien.  28. Who are you most comfortable around?  peut etre Bel, mon frere grand, Bray, Cassie 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? non, je regrette  30. Do you ever want to get married? non, ses illegal dan mon pays?? peut etre patrie  31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? non,  32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? non,  33. Spell your name with your chin. non  34. Do you play sports? What sports? Combat a l’epee, aussi nager et Yoga 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV, je suis deteste TV. 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? oui,  37. What do you say during awkward silences? Rien,  38. Describe your dream girl/guy? non, 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? aucun avec mon ville 40. What do you want to do after high school? J’ai dans Université 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? je ne sais pas, 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?  Je ne peux pas entendre, puet- etre 43. Do you smile at strangers? oui,  44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?  l'un et l'autre 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? j’ai dépression 46. What are you paranoid about? j’ai anxiété 47. Have you ever been high?  ne dire pas,  48. Have you ever been drunk? oui, je suis 21 ans 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? non,  50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Noir,  51. Ever wished you were someone else? oui 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? beaucoup trop? 53. Favourite makeup brand? ?? ne prefere pas 54. Favourite store? les provisions du l’art 55. Favourite blog? je ne sais pas 56. Favourite colour? l’Orange 57. Favourite food? le sushi, ou rice, ou pomme de terre 58. Last thing you ate? cuire pâtes de thon et pois chiches 59. First thing you ate this morning?  un œuf à la coque avec de riz 60. Ever won a competition? For what? oui, l’art 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? oui, barrage  62. Been arrested? For what? non 63. Ever been in love? oui,  64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? non 65. Are you hungry right now? oui,  66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? je ne sais pas, 67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? non! 70. Names of your bestfriends?  je ne sais pas (BPD) 71. Craving something? What? nourriture ou laiterier ... 72. What colour are your towels? l’orange, le Batman, le Poudlard 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? duex 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? non. 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? beaucoup 75. Favourite animal? chouette et chien,  76. What colour is your underwear? gris 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? je ne sais pas 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? sorbet l‘orange 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? noir 80. What colour pants? noir avec crane l’orange 81. Favourite tv show? Sense8,  82. Favourite movie? ?? 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? non 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? non 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? non 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? tout 87. First person you talked to today? je ne sais pas, je oublie 88. Last person you talked to today? Bray 89. Name a person you hate? non 90. Name a person you love? bray 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? oui 92. In a fight with someone? oui 93. How many sweatpants do you have? tres ou qautres 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? sept peut etre? 95. Last movie you watched? je ne sais pas oisuex 96. Favourite actress? no 97. Favourite actor?non 98. Do you tan a lot? non 99. Have any pets? oui, duex chienne et une oisuex   100. How are you feeling? fatique, deprime 101. Do you type fast? oui 102. Do you regret anything from your past? oui 103. Can you spell well? comme ci comme ca 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? oui 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? oui! 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? oui 107. Have you ever been on a horse? oui 108. What should you be doing? dormir 109. Is something irritating you right now?  mon tete 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? oui 111. Do you have trust issues? oui  112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? mon ami le mercredi   113. What was your childhood nickname? KK,  114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? oui 115. Do you play the Wii? non 116. Are you listening to music right now? oui,  117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? non, je suis intolerant au gluten et végétarien. 118. Do you like Chinese food? oui 119. Favourite book? je ne sais pas 120. Are you afraid of the dark? oui 121. Are you mean? non 122. Is cheating ever okay? je ne sais pas 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? non 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? non 125. Do you believe in true love? non 126. Are you currently bored? non 127. What makes you happy? je ne sais pas 128. Would you change your name? oui 129. What your zodiac sign? virgo 130. Do you like subway? non 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? baiser leur 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? je ne sas pas 133. Favourite lyrics right now? taemin 134. Can you count to one million? non 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? non 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? ferme 137. How tall are you? 5′10 138. Curly or Straight hair?  les cheveux raides,desole 139. Brunette or Blonde? vert  140. Summer or Winter? Ete 141. Night or Day? Nuit 142. Favourite month? mars 143. Are you a vegetarian? Oui, mais je ne mange pas dairy.  144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Vegan 145. Tea or Coffee? Cafe 146. Was today a good day? non 147. Mars or Snickers? Mars 148. What’s your favourite quote? je ne sais pas 149. Do you believe in ghosts? oui 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? its english so nah. (via tchitsnathan)

[readbookywooks]

It Was He Who Said That

ALYOSHA coming in told Ivan that a little over an hour ago Marya Kondratyevna had run to his rooms and informed him Smerdyakov had taken his own life. "I went in to clear away the samovar and he was hanging on a nail in the wall." On Alyosha's inquiring whether she had informed the police, she answered that she had told no one, "but I flew straight to you, I've run all the way." She seemed perfectly crazy, Alyosha reported, and was shaking like a leaf. When Alyosha ran with her to the cottage, he found Smerdyakov still hanging. On the table lay a note: "I destroy my life of my own will and desire, so as to throw no blame on anyone." Alyosha left the note on the table and went straight to the police captain and told him all about it. "And from him I've come straight to you," said Alyosha, in conclusion, looking intently into Ivan's face. He had not taken his eyes off him while he told his story, as though struck by something in his expression. "Brother," he cried suddenly, "you must be terribly ill. You look and don't seem to understand what I tell you." "It's a good thing you came," said Ivan, as though brooding, and not hearing Alyosha's exclamation. "I knew he had hanged himself." "From whom?" "I don't know. But I knew. Did I know? Yes, he told me. He told me so just now." Ivan stood in the middle of the room, and still spoke in the same brooding tone, looking at the ground. "Who is he?" asked Alyosha, involuntarily looking round. "He's slipped away." Ivan raised his head and smiled softly. "He was afraid of you, of a dove like you. You are a 'pure cherub.' Dmitri calls you a cherub. Cherub!... the thunderous rapture of the seraphim. What are seraphim? Perhaps a whole constellation. But perhaps that constellation is only a chemical molecule. There's a constellation of the Lion and the Sun. Don't you know it?" "Brother, sit down," said Alyosha in alarm. "For goodness' sake, sit down on the sofa! You are delirious; put your head on the pillow, that's right. Would you like a wet towel on your head? Perhaps it will do you good." "Give me the towel: it's here on the chair. I just threw it down there." "It's not here. Don't worry yourself. I know where it is - here," said Alyosha, finding a clean towel, folded up and unused, by Ivan's dressing-table in the other corner of the room. Ivan looked strangely at the towel: recollection seemed to come back to him for an instant. "Stay" - he got up from the sofa - "an hour ago I took that new towel from there and wetted it. I wrapped it round my head and threw it down here... How is it it's dry? There was no other." "You put that towel on your head?" asked Alyosha. "Yes, and walked up and down the room an hour ago... Why have the candles burnt down so? What's the time?" "Nearly twelve" "No, no, no!" Ivan cried suddenly. "It was not a dream. He was here; he was sitting here, on that sofa. When you knocked at the window, I threw a glass at him... this one. Wait a minute. I was asleep last time, but this dream was not a dream. It has happened before. I have dreams now, Alyosha... yet they are not dreams, but reality. I walk about, talk and see... though I am asleep. But he was sitting here, on that sofa there.... He is frightfully stupid, Alyosha, frightfully stupid." Ivan laughed suddenly and began pacing about the room. "Who is stupid? Of whom are you talking, brother?" Alyosha asked anxiously again. "The devil! He's taken to visiting me. He's been here twice, almost three times. He taunted me with being angry at his being a simple devil and not Satan, with scorched wings, in thunder and lightning. But he is not Satan: that's a lie. He is an impostor. He is simply a devil - a paltry, trivial devil. He goes to the baths. If you undressed him, you'd be sure to find he had a tail, long and smooth like a Danish dog's, a yard long, dun colour.... Alyosha, you are cold. You've been in the snow. Would you like some tea? What? Is it cold? Shall I tell her to bring some? C'est a ne pas mettre un chien dehors..." Alyosha ran to the washing-stand, wetted the towel, persuaded Ivan to sit down again, and put the wet towel round his head. He sat down beside him. "What were you telling me just now about Lise?" Ivan began again. (He was becoming very talkative.) "I like Lise. I said something nasty about her. It was a lie. I like her... I am afraid for Katya to-morrow. I am more afraid of her than of anything. On account of the future. She will cast me off to-morrow and trample me under foot. She thinks that I am ruining Mitya from jealousy on her account! Yes, she thinks that! But it's not so. To-morrow the cross, but not the gallows. No, I shan't hang myself. Do you know, I can never commit suicide, Alyosha. Is it because I am base? I am not a coward. Is it from love of life? How did I know that Smerdyakov had hanged himself? Yes, it was he told me so." "And you are quite convinced that there has been someone here?" asked Alyosha. "Yes, on that sofa in the corner. You would have driven him away. You did drive him away: he disappeared when you arrived. I love your face, Alyosha. Did you know that I loved your face? And he is myself, Alyosha. All that's base in me, all that's mean and contemptible. Yes, I am a romantic. He guessed it... though it's a libel. He is frightfully stupid; but it's to his advantage. He has cunning, animal cunning - he knew how to infuriate me. He kept taunting me with believing in him, and that was how he made me listen to him. He fooled me like a boy. He told me a great deal that was true about myself, though. I should never have owned it to myself. Do you know, Alyosha," Ivan added in an intensely earnest and confidential tone, "I should be awfully glad to think that it was he and not I." "He has worn you out," said Alyosha, looking compassionately at his brother. "He's been teasing me. And you know he does it so cleverly, so cleverly. 'Conscience! What is conscience? I make it up for myself. Why am I tormented by it? From habit. From the universal habit of mankind for the seven thousand years. So let us give it up, and we shall be gods.' It was he said that, it was he said that!" "And not you, not you?" Alyosha could not help crying, looking frankly at his brother. "Never mind him, anyway; have done with him and forget him. And let him take with him all that you curse now, and never come back!" "Yes, but he is spiteful. He laughed at me. He was impudent, Alyosha," Ivan said, with a shudder of offence. "But he was unfair to me, unfair to me about lots of things. He told lies about me to my face. 'Oh, you are going to perform an act of heroic virtue: to confess you murdered your father, that the valet murdered him at your instigation.'" "Brother," Alyosha interposed, "restrain yourself. It was not you murdered him. It's not true!" "That's what he says, he, and he knows it. 'You are going to perform an act of heroic virtue, and you don't believe in virtue; that's what tortures you and makes you angry, that's why you are so vindictive.' He said that to me about me and he knows what he says." "It's you say that, not he," exclaimed Alyosha mournfully, "and you say it because you are ill and delirious, tormenting yourself." "No, he knows what he says. 'You are going from pride,' he says. 'You'll stand up and say it was I killed him, and why do you writhe with horror? You are lying! I despise your opinion, I despise your horror!' He said that about me. 'And do you know you are longing for their praise - "he is a criminal, a murderer, but what a generous soul; he wanted to save his brother and he confessed." That's a lie Alyosha!" Ivan cried suddenly, with flashing eyes. "I don't want the low rabble to praise me, I swear I don't! That's a lie! That's why I threw the glass at him and it broke against his ugly face." "Brother, calm yourself, stop!" Alyosha entreated him. "Yes, he knows how to torment one. He's cruel," Ivan went on, unheeding. "I had an inkling from the first what he came for. 'Granting that you go through pride, still you had a hope that Smerdyakov might be convicted and sent to Siberia, and Mitya would be acquitted, while you would only be punished, with moral condemnation' ('Do you hear?' he laughed then) - 'and some people will praise you. But now Smerdyakov's dead, he has hanged himself, and who'll believe you alone? But yet you are going, you are going, you'll go all the same, you've decided to go. What are you going for now?' That's awful, Alyosha. I can't endure such questions. Who dare ask me such questions?" "Brother," interposed Alyosha - his heart sank with terror, but he still seemed to hope to bring Ivan to reason - "how could he have told you of Smerdyakov's death before I came, when no one knew of it and there was no time for anyone to know of it?" "He told me," said Ivan firmly, refusing to admit a doubt. "It was all he did talk about, if you come to that. 'And it would be all right if you believed in virtue,' he said. 'No matter if they disbelieve you, you are going for the sake of principle. But you are a little pig like Fyodor Pavlovitch, and what do you want with virtue? Why do you want to go meddling if your sacrifice is of no use to anyone? Because you don't know yourself why you go! Oh, you'd give a great deal to know yourself why you go! And can you have made up your mind? You've not made up your mind. You'll sit all night deliberating whether to go or not. But you will go; you know you'll go. You know that whichever way you decide, the decision does not depend on you. You'll go because you won't dare not to go. Why won't you dare? You must guess that for yourself. That's a riddle for you!' He got up and went away. You came and he went. He called me a coward, Alyosha! Le mot de l'enigme is that I am a coward. 'It is not for such eagles to soar above the earth.'It was he added that - he! And Smerdyakov said the same. He must be killed! Katya despises me. I've seen that for a month past. Even Lise will begin to despise me! 'You are going in order to be praised.' That's a brutal lie! And you despise me too, Alyosha. Now I am going to hate you again! And I hate the monster, too! I hate the monster! I don't want to save the monster. Let him rot in Siberia! He's begun singing a hymn! Oh, to-morrow I'll go, stand before them, and spit in their faces!" He jumped up in a frenzy, flung off the towel, and fell to pacing up and down the room again. Alyosha recalled what he had just said. "I seem to be sleeping awake... I walk, I speak, I see, but I am asleep." It seemed to be just like that now. Alyosha did not leave him. The thought passed through his mind to run for a doctor, but he was afraid to leave his brother alone: there was no one to whom he could leave him. By degrees Ivan lost consciousness completely at last. He still went on talking, talking incessantly, but quite incoherently, and even articulated his words with difficulty. Suddenly he staggered violently; but Alyosha was in time to support him. Ivan let him lead him to his bed. Alyosha undressed him somehow and put him to bed. He sat watching over him for another two hours. The sick man slept soundly, without stirring, breathing softly and evenly. Alyosha took a pillow and lay down on the sofa, without undressing. As he fell asleep he prayed for Mitya and Ivan. He began to understand Ivan's illness. "The anguish of a proud determination. An earnest conscience!" God, in Whom he disbelieved, and His truth were gaining mastery over his heart, which still refused to submit. "Yes," the thought floated through Alyosha's head as it lay on the pillow, "yes, if Smerdyakov is dead, no one will believe Ivan's evidence; but he will go and give it." Alyosha smiled softly. "God will conquer!" he thought. "He will either rise up in the light of truth, or... he'll perish in hate, revenging on himself and on everyone his having served the cause he does not believe in," Alyosha added bitterly, and again he prayed for Ivan.

[trash-llama]

Pillow is actually doing pretty well. It turns out she's pregnant and her happy preggo moodlets are overpowering her sad moodlet.

Nickel: Just how many babies are in there? Pillow: Honestly, not sure. But I'm sure they'll love their cousin Nickel as a babysitter. Nickel: 🫥

[trash-llama]

Nickel: Shashoobee, peasants!

Owell: WHAT!!

Zett: Never have I seen such evil!

[trash-llama]

It's time! Say goodbye to that smooth YA skin, Bins.

Also please note the official Swan choir in position.

[trash-llama]

S W A N S A S S E M B L E

Pillow immediately flaunts her perfectly casual style. She does not have a care in the world.

It's fine. Everything is fine.