#pigeonshit

[kiss-my-freckle]

Patrick and the Pigeon

It's easy to assume Jane knew that McAllister is Red John, and that he planned to use his phobia against him when he brought a pigeon to the cemetery.

Birds eat bread crumbs.

A hungry bird is likely to distract anyone whether they're afraid of them or not. Had Jane done the same to Bertram, and Bertram chose to swat the pigeon away because he's not afraid of them, it's still enough distraction for Jane to get to his gun... which was the only thing he needed. Tell me, who's just gonna stand there and let a bird whip their face with its feathers?

Hi, bird. I'm bored.

Jane knows that McAllister is Red John, but for some reason, he'd rather hang out at the cemetery with Bertram and his pocket full of bird than to actively look for this man he's wanted to kill since time began. I mean, it's not like he's running out of time with the FBI hunting down his ass or anything.

For shits and giggles.

If Jane truly knew McAllister is Red John, then his conversation with Bertram is pointless and idiotic. So Jane's gonna continue accusing Bertram of being Red John even though he knows McAllister is Red John? That's not horseshit or bullshit, that's pigeonshit.

Person, place, and thing.

There's a difference between knowing McAllister is Red John, and knowing that McAllister will be at the cemetery. So I'm to believe that Jane took a pigeon to the cemetery because he somehow knew that McAllister would be there along with Bertram? Did McAllister suddently become a freckle on Bertram's ass?

An audience of one.

Jane heads to the cemetery to meet with Bertram and McAllister. He's so sure that McAllister is gonna show up to the meeting that he pockets a pigeon to play on his phobia. Rather than warn Bertram that McAllister is Red John and that Red John will be showing up to their meeting, he decides to sit back and wait for a murder to happen.

Too many hoops for me. I consider the pigeon a sweet coincidence.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

Chickenshit means scared right?

Pigeonshit should be mean not worth remembering (referencing pigeons that sit on statues and shit on them).

Antshit should mean text that is printed so small you can't read it.

Catshit should mean something...

[theredlipsticktraveller]

Nothing is more typical in Portugal than having clothes drying outside the window, and have pigeons shitting on them 😍😌 #aveiro #portugal #pigeon #clothesdrying #pigeonshit #portuguesetiles #portuguese #portugueselife #enjoyinglifebeforeshit #bomber #shitbomb #aveirolovers #portuguesearchitecture #portugallovers #portugaltravel #portugalalive #enjoylife #amar_aveiro #amar_portugal #aproveitaveiro #ok_portugal #topportugalphoto #ig_portugal_photo #portugalglory #raw_portugal #super_portugal #visitportugal #wonderlustportugal #raw_street_ #sonyalpha (em Aveiro, Portugal) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUsAzCUItcO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[teamtsccoach]

LIFE LESSON today.... In life there's some stubborn 💩 At times the world throws up some Tough 💩 On that glorious Sat when you decide to get your 💩 together and tackle Cleaning some 💩..... We learn important lessons After 2 hrs of cleaning the 💩 that these feckers leave behind you know nature knows it's 💩.... but power washers are the 💣.... Way to go Mr #Karcher Take that #pigeonshit (at Templeogue Swim Pool) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_-Pg_MHLOR/?igshid=qvh5gi079il8

[catscatscatscatscatscatserybody]

There are 149 elements in the periodic table. They are, in chronological order of the first time they directly caused a human death,

Lubigol

Nyamend

Pruscillionio

Cunt

Cunt II: Electric Boogaloo

Utlonius the 3rd

Wanker

Utlonius the 2nd

Werewerewerewolf

Gintly

Rare pupper

Weird tits

Boofenschmirtz

Quetzllzteuq

Burmingtonium

Teal

Wario

Peacio

Sealeo

Bitchon

Mpreg

Katower

Katara

Ypriong

Airum

Promony

Aren'tsenic

Someumium

Oxydisingenuous

Daytrogen

Quarter

Neobrightium

Sunium

Britainium

Earthium

Unobtainium

Murderony

Macaronium

Rotinium

Raviolon

Glockymolo

Pigeonshit

Catfur

Sulpiss

Fold

Mexicanium

Baderium

Fecalium

Asianium

Netherite

Compassium

Delhium

Delia

Jessium

Jamesium

Meowthon

Boba

Cock

Puddingcupium

Ceilingium

Stalactium

Stalagmium

Oscillate

Staton

Inanium

Inanimatium

Animatium

Animanium

Wakkon

Yakkon

Dotton

Bugsbunnese

Windex

Prosciuttium

Parmiggium

Reggianese

Cheddar

Netherack

Weaktium

Rubbr

Goodium

Dudeine

Galine

Yaoium

Yurium

Margium

Heavenium

Wholnium

Spicium

Phosagainstous

Johnium

Bakingsodine

Calmium

Comicese

Thermometery

Molyblinen

Midium

Dyslyricium

Nordium

Seerium

Siezium

Chocolatese

Dayium

Carpium

Dium

Flakon

Fuckon

Bangon

Cumon

Cumin

Paprikium

Patrickium

Spongebobese

Squidwardon

Hardon

Directed

Rogueium

Sisyphium

Squassium

Switzerlium

Attractum

Scremium

Teenium

Clerkium

Hobbium

Hobium

Gwenium

Milium

Suffer

Arizonium

Festium

Softium

Flaccium

Denton

Clawium

Bonese

Bonerium

Kneeon

Ankleon

Hipon

Coolon

Faxon

Sink

Rhombon

Proteion

Faton

Cornalt

Popo

Cunt III

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[mrcspectr]

Being fed bits and pieces of conversation like a feral animal clawing for scraps, Discord, why have you forsaken me.

[twofrenchbulldogs]

I dropped my phone on rocks. It only cracked my glass protector! I sat to remove it and a pigeon shit brown liquid poop all over my hand and iPhone. Yup, that’s it!! #iphone #pigeon #pigeonshit #outandabout #outwalking https://www.instagram.com/p/B25OWVDhZa1/?igshid=1cf8cvf7ipfw

[supra-eighty]

GoodGuys 2012 Spring Get-Together

...I dub thee, Pigeon Shit.

[foolishmeowing]

Are all national anthems absolute pigeonshit, or is that more of an empire thing?

[dynastyroyale]

@bigedez504 Yo this right here! #sonjareneé #sippinwithsonja #invokeconsciousness #invokeawareness #selflove #selworth #pigeonshit #motivationalquotes #instabook #

[reggiefromtheheights]

#dublin #bnwdublin #ireland #stcatherine #stcatherinespark #dublinireland #dublin2017 #dublinlife #dublintown #dublinart #dublinnow #dublincemetery #cemetery #cemeterylife #cemeteryphotography #dublinchurch #pigeon #pigeons #pigeonshit #pigeonarmy #pigeonlife #bnw #bnwart #bnwireland #bnwlife #bnwmood #bnwphotography #bnw_of_our_world #bnw_life #bnw_city_streetlife #bnw_photografare #bnwsouls #bnw_city #bnw_worldwide #gothic #guinness #guinnessstorehouse (at St Catherine's Church, Dublin)

[theredlipsticktraveller]

So my friend, where are we going to sh#t on next? #pigeon #pigeonshit #flyingshit #flyingrats #fujairah #fujairahmuseum #heritage #heritagevillage #uae #uaelife #history #historic #archaeology #archaeologylife #adobe #adobearchitecture #architecture #architecturephotography #travel #travelphotography #ontheroad #roadtrip #nomadiclife #bluesky #travelgram #blueisthewarmestcolor #nikonmea #raw_architecture #raw_historic (em Fujairah Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ8SOSTH91m/?utm_medium=tumblr

[averagejust]

WHEN YOU PARK IN DEEBO'S SPOT. #goodmorning #dayafterfriday #pigeonshit #nyc #✌🏾

[bijulesnyc]

Get in formation! #curbsidebirdfeeder #pigeonshit #chinatown #nyc (at Lower Manhattan)

[mrcspectr]

While we are on the subject, what are you absolute favorite headcanons for our boy Jake Lockley??? Can be anything: serious, goofy, sweet… I can literally never hear enough about him. He has my entire heart. At least the parts that Marc and Steven don’t share.

I've been really thinking about this one because I have.. so many, but I think I've finally decided on one of my favorites.

Jake Lockley loves making Steven Grant laugh.

He's not really sure when it started. And later on he's very good at it, but before all that he is.. notoriously bad. He'll keep gum wrappers, bad knock knock jokes printed in faded ink on the wax paper. Popsicle sticks with corny riddles a kindergartener could solve. Comic strips from the newspaper stand on the corner. Baseball cards with cheesy quips about their players.

Before Steven really knew him, Jake would hide them in places. Between the pages of his Egyptian textbooks, his French dictionary. Tucked into his favorite mugs in the cupboard. Folded up with his teabags. Posted to the fridge with that familiar blue tape, when he was feeling particularly daring. Steven was.. confused at first, and was more focused on how they got there then their actual contents. It was all a bit frustrating for Jake, who really wanted to just hold them in front of his face for a minute. (One time he tries, taping an entire page of the Sunday funnies to the bathroom mirror while Steven's still dozing.) He pulls it down with a soft huff, groggy from just waking, but Jake sees a small smile from his place hidden in the reflection. It's only for a fraction of a second, but he decides that it's enough to chase the feeling for the rest of his life.

When they do meet and start to get to know each other, Jake begins to open up more. He starts small, a comment here, a jab at Marc there. Marc always gets so defensive, and to be honest, it makes it all the easier to build on the joke. Steven calls him a right bully, but there's no malice in the nickname, and he can't even get the words out with a straight face most of the time. Sometimes the puns come out a bit broken, the punchline falls flat, but he tries. Marc is constantly grumbling and rolling his eyes at him, but I mean, Steven thinks he's a riot, so he must be doing something right.

Eventually Jake gets even more talkative, and they fall into this easy routine of good old fashioned bickering. Lockley's downright witty at this point, striking back at Marc's smart remarks at every turn. Marc groans, Steven laughs, rinse, repeat, but it never truly gets old to Jake. They stay up too late most nights, swapping stories, and Steven's practically rolling off the bed in hysterics. His favorite thing is when Jake calls Khonshu pigeonshit, and even Marc grins at that.

Jake Lockley isn't a comedian by any means, but he tries. Practice really does make perfect, it seems, and now that they're all together, he's got plenty of time.

[sagetsukimura]

Sheepshit/goatshit- incredible

Bearshit- terrifying/foreboding

Catshit- aloof, deliberately ignorant

Ratshit- disgusting

Wombatshit- mind-blowing

Deershit- gentle lies/white lies

Birdshit/ pigeonshit- inconvenient

Unicornshit- unbelievable

Flamingoshit- blatantly obvious

Elephantshit- large amounts

Whaleshit- ashamed

Pigshit- stupid

Babyshit- inconsequential, easy

Skunkshit- something to be avoided

Holyshit- disbelief

I can't think of anymore right now, giraffeshit? I dunno. Any other creative ideas?

a buncha shit