#picosos

[grandthefoxdelusion]

Picoso (bound)

Just some living statue

[corntort]

adoro este pinche viejito. partiendo leña en la mañana looking mf

[starsfungame]

Made a gif of 'Team Warm' and 'Team Cool'!

Would this make for a dysfunctional Object Show, or...?

I don't think that would be a great idea, Mal...

I know, just a thought though.

[carlos-santoyo]

Muere @lambgarcia la mejor cena viendo cobra..... abrazo Bro. #lamdagarcia #goloso #picoso #aviajar #recorrerelmundo (en Milan, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ckjx-HsMqMt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lunerabo]

no but like could u do a oneshot or something about the reader cussing someone out in spanish (im guessing u speak spanish since ur mexican) n who ever u want getting horny...? idk i had friend tell we it was hot when i spoke on the phone with my sister in spanish n that made me feel... happy ;)

I am absolutely a no sabo kid but WE’RE WORKING ON IT and luckily for you I know enough to answer fairly confidently (though that’s mainly taking from shit my mother has said to me soooo.)

Gone are the days where you can poke fun at him, where you’d cackle like a hyena on the phone with a friend about how you can say anything you want and your boyfriend can’t understand you. Satoru’s a smart man. Even if he hadn’t asked to learn your tongue at all, he would’ve picked up on some things.

You’d be proud of him for learning, if he didn’t immediately abuse what little power he’s gained. Insulting your salsa—“no es tan picoso,” he claims, even as his eyes water—and oh, you’ll show him picoso alright.

What he does notice, however, is the interesting habit of yours to switch languages whenever you’re annoyed in the hopes that he’ll stop attempting communication. This is a barrier he’s at last breached, replying in English or in Japanese whenever you spit a petty insult at him. And to say you aren’t pleased about that is an understatement.

“No entiendes la palabra que no? I really would, pero I’m so busy right now, you don’t even know.”

He may not know every word in the question, but he knows enough to understand it.

“But we can eat later! I’m hungry for something else right now, you can understand that.”

“Satoru, keep this up and you’re making your own food tonight.”

“Come on, you know as much as I do you don’t want to be stuck cooking, not while I’m right here, just begging for you to-“

“No. Quiero comida.” A pause, before you mutter to yourself, “y te ves como un palo.”

He gasps, dramatically slapping a hand to his chest.

“Excuse me?! How? You are all over these muscles in bed, need I remind you, I’m the furthest thing from-“

“It’s the outfit. Doesn’t do you any favors, makes you look skinny.”

“Then take it off me.”

Your lips press into a line, eyes shut and brow furrowed in annoyance, as you turn to face him.

“Y sigues con los pendejadas.”

His hands are, unsurprisingly, already on your ass, his boner pressed hard up against your waist.

“C’mon,” he whispers, and you allow him only a kiss, before whipping your head around to face the source of the slightly burnt smell.

“Satoru! You- ugh, por el amor de dios-“

He’s got a split second notice before he sees you reach downward for a weapon he’s become far too well acquainted with in the time he’s been with you, and he bolts out of the kitchen with a desperation only ever seen on rabbits running from foxes.

“Hijo de puta motherfucker, I’ll gonna wring your little neck como un pollo! Usaré tus seis ojos como joyas!”

Your aim is true, your slipper firm, and your boyfriend likely concussed.

[volturiprincess]

Vladimir headcanons?

Here you go dear anon, I might add more headcanons if any come to mind in the future, but these are what came to mind 😁

I mentioned in another post that in canon (not sure it that is grammatically correct 🤷🏻‍♀️) he is 5’4 (1.6 m) while in the movie he is 5’7 (1.7 m)

So he is a short king (again love that for him, the whole short but spicy, see when I say it in English it's not as funny but in Spanish it cracks me up 😂”chiquito pero picoso”)

It's obvious he would be a possessive but protective lover 

I mean this vampire lost his whole coven thanks to the Volturi 

So when he finds his mate, they will be loved and protective at all causes 

You can expect him to have a bit of anger issue once in a while but it's kind of funny to see him angry 

I bet this vampire loves to mess with the Volturi guards when they are hunting him and Stefan down 

You would think a millennial would have enough time for the Volturi to catch them (Honestly they have Demetri, my dear casanova what are you doing???)

He probably has set some traps for them 

But him and Stefan are always on the run 

Even if he carries that thirst for revenge, he does have a soft spot for you, he wont show around others (in front of others he's possessive) but alone with you he drowns you in love

Just hearing his voice (his accent 🫠, i'm a sucker for accents) melts your heart so when you are having your intimate moments he will be vocal with you 

I like to think he likes to sit in a open field and stare at the night sky and just feel at peace, even if it's for a short period, the night sky reminds him of the days when he had his coven still 

He will point out different constellations to his mate 

He loves to read, mostly about past wars so he can prepare himself and Stefan for any future wars with the Volturi 

But he will give his mate ‘lectures’ about historical events 

Overall Vladimir is like a romanian version of Caius in a way 

[iloved1lfs]

El Mejor Novio Del Mundo

-PAIRING: Diego Lainez x Reader

-SUMMARY: You go out with your friends to the club and you have way too many drinks. Which results you into being drunk, you call him to pick you up since you want to go home to sleep and be with him.

-CONTAIN: Fluffy romance, bunch of Spanish don't worry I'll translate in parenthesis.

-WORDS: 715

-SONG REC: Glue Song by beabadoobee

-A/N: It's my first time writing on Tumblr so I hope you enjoy it! Please look forward for more!

You wanted to go home, once you got drunk you didn't like how crowded everything around you felt. You told your friends that you were going go home, so you called your boyfriend, Diego to come pick you up who didn't hesitate.

He told you to wait in the club near the bar where your friends were, that he will find you in there.

You sat there impatiently, wanting to go home you put your head down against the counter waiting for your boyfriend to pick you up.

"Y/n," You look up towards the voice, it was a familiar voice, but your mind was not working properly due to the amount of drinks you drank. Besides it was dim in the club not helping with your vision.

"Tengo novio y lo amo," You yelled over the music looking away from the man, expecting him to leave you alone. He starts laughing and you look at him weirdly. (I have a boyfriend and I love him)

"Y/n soy tu novio it's me Diego." He looked at you with the biggest smile on his face. (I am your boyfriend)

You shook your head and looked away. He leaned his arm on the bar counter laughing once again, you groan wanting the man to leave you alone.

"My boyfriend is going to beat you up. Es chiquito pero picoso." You point your finger in his face, and all he does it laugh at how funny you were. (Small/short but spicy)

"Mírame mi amor, soy Diego." You look at him, grabbing his face gently, trying to see clearly if it was him. (Look at me my love)

After moments of staring at him, it finally registers to you that he is in fact your boyfriend. You squeal pulling him in for a hug, as he returns the gesture.

"LET'S GO HOME!" You yell standing up, you were trying to find your balance, and Diego holds you by your waist steady. You wrap your arm around him, and look at him with a big smile. You say bye to your friends, and walk with him out the club.

"Cuidado I got you." he said, he was always extremely careful with you, especially if you were drunk. You are his priority, you were so lucky to find someone as caring as him, and lucky to get the hottest football player. (Careful)

He opens the car door for you gently putting you in, helping you put on your seatbelt. "Te quiero mucho." You giggle looking at him, and he gives you a kiss on the cheek. (I love you so much)

"Yo tambien te quiero mucho." Going to the drivers seat and hopping in, he turns on the car and your favorite song plays making you sing immediately. (I love you so much too)

“Shhhh y/n, mi amor.” He whispered and you covered your mouth giggling in the process, you both made it home safely and it was extremely quiet. Even though you both lived with each other, you will still pretty loud that he didn't want you to wake up the neighbors, since you were talking about randomly things. “Let’s get you to bed alright?” You shake your head and he leads you to the room.

“No tengo sueño leeet’s watch a movie?” Your words slurring a bit and giggling. (I’m not sleepy)

“It’s late bebe let’s sleep and cuddle.” You nodded your head, he gave you a shirt of his that you ended up changing into, and he went downstairs. You laid on the bed going under the blankets waiting for him.

"Here drink some water so you sober up amor." You grabbed the glass cup from him and drank some water. He sets it down on the counter beside the bed, and you look at him with the biggest smile on your face.

"Que?" He says. (What?)

"Eres el mejor novio del mundo." You open your arms wanting a hug from him, and he smiles at you, hugging you as he hops into the spot beside you on the bed. (You are the best boyfriend in the world)

"Ya lo se." He laughs, you mold yourself into his body and you cuddle him tightly. He gives you kisses on your forehead and he caresses your arm in circles, which slowly made you drift off to sleep. (I already know.)

"I love you." Was the last thing you heard from his mouth before you fully relaxed and let yourself sleep against his warmth.

Hopefully you guys enjoyed this little fluff romance, I will be doing more. let me know if you've enjoyed it, definitely request for more.

[duki-cuack]

Como es causitas, aqui les dejo un chilito picoso

[daltony]

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DIME LO QUE QUIERES DE VERDAD...Conocimos al Tony Dalton, Stephanie Cayo, Manolo Cardona & Angie Cepeda. También nos reímos con ellos y que nueva película con un tema muuuuy picoso🔥🔥🔥 Comparte esta entrevista si te gustó, recuerda que la película ya está disponible en #vixplus a partir de HOY. Gracias @sandraoropeza por la invitación. Bello Host @andygoalv Producers y team de RP: @paoogasca @fer_embi #vix #peliculas #tonydalton #lalosalamanca #stephaniecayo #clubdecuervos #junket #streaming

[us-hidden]

Paseo de verano

El cielo permaneció nublado toda la tarde y soplaba un suave viento que venía del sur, el metropolitano -un parque de mi ciudad- estaba más cuidado que nunca, el suelo estaba frondoso, cubierto de variedades de musgo con un deslumbrante verdor, al borde de los caminos habían azafranes, campanulas blancas cubiertas de hojas, y lirios dulcemente coloridos. Mi corazón se hallaba dentro de la naturaleza, dónde no podía alcanzarme la amargura, ni las penas del remordimiento, a mi alrededor había unas malvas que brotaban del suelo como árboles que se extendían por todo el jardín, la brisa fría y espesa no parecía inmutarlas, como si la calidez de la tierra las mantuviera firmes y capaces, sin que nada las perturbara

Había traído a mi perro Tobby quién estaba feliz de estar sin pechera que le impidiera correr, paseando su cola a lo alto y yendo a los diferentes aromas que encontraba, maravillado de lamer el rocío de las flores y encontrar los escondites de las ardillas. Yo contemplaba aquél espectáculo que gozaba mi alma, como si verle vivir, trajera un cambio profundo a mi interior, al verle vivir, comprendía que su espíritu, expresaba alegría sin vanidades ni reservas, experimentaba sensaciones que alimentaban su ánimo y conectaban con mi corazón.

Me parecía que, el paseo alegre de esta tarde, Tobby corriendo con su corazón contento, el césped suave y picoso bajo mi cuerpo, habían inspirado en mis sentimientos más profundos una copa de vida, de alivio y amor.

Royine

[starlitfunkster]

Wanna make Gifts?

Simple, follow the rules and then draw the OC's that I have! You can draw them with my favorite characters if you want…

No NSFW or art meant to harass those in minority groups.

Don't ship the Child OC's with canonically adult characters, because that's gross.

There is no third rule. Have fun!

Sonas: They can all be viewed here! They also may not be up to date.

U.B. Aigul Ari???? Cookie Amelia Starson Neapolitan Cookie Agent Angelika "Angel" Deuces Ann "Arianna" Mellodee Aria the Otter Strawberry Jam Aria (PT) Eclipse Arianna (Osomatsu-san)

DA Sonas: Ann (FNF) (Minus) Shooting Star Annabelle Rose Alia / AllofUs (Not posted yet for suspense) Sylvia / Syrus Bloom (Still not designed yet, folks) Bonbon Brione the Seal (WARNING OLD ART) Citrus Bum Berry the Leprechaun

Cookie Run OCs: I'll only show the ones that are on the DA gallery! There's too many otherwise. Lava Cake Cookie Milk Choco Cookie Mystic Cookie Gumdrop Cookie Ruby Cookie Honeydew Cookie Moonshine Cookie Choco Chip Cookie Konpeito Cookie Gelatin Cookie Diamond Cookie Nightshade Cookie Chai Honey Cookie Cleric Cookie Powder Sugar Cookie Sandstorm Cookie Gouda Cookie Sugarsnap Cookie Cherry Soda Cookie Tangerine Cookie Hypno Cookie Blueberry Cookie Cherry Bonbon Cookie Jelly Imp Cookie Fire Agate Cookie Spider Onyx Cookie Ghost Pepper Cookie Honey Barbecue Cookie Chili Oil Cookie Mewberry Poptart Cookie Yakisoba Cookie Pina Colada Cookie Biscuit Bunny Cookie Sugarheart Cookie Peanutbutter Cookie Orange Creamsicle Cookie Wispy Ramune Cookie Cherry Tiramisu Cookie Blueberry Float Cookie Orange Bonbon Cookie Warabimochi Cookie Honey Cake Cookie Ligonberry Cookie Fizzy Monarche Cookie

OSC OCs and Sonas: Just linking to the gallery because I have so many. Ace o' Spades Bixbite Blooddrop Card Board Bubble Bottle Tulip MePhone 5S+ Crowberry Bamboo Weather Dolly Hydrangea Yogurt Jellybean Kiwi Scarf Honey Bear Pluggy Choco Bar Sketchbook Sweet Heart Will-o-Wisp Cat-Bell Dime Stylus Cakepop Sparkler Shardy Dividy Star Lamp Maki Lemonade Flan Mochi Cakey Gachapon Capsule Lotus Sugar Cookie Log Urn Amethyst Popcorn Mop Organic Milk White Wine Grater Scythe Candle Waterbowl Cup Canned Tuna Pillow Oil Red Velvet Cake Mug Frozen Yogurt Gelato Pineapple Smoothie Jello Wizeria Pyramid Caboodle Starsong TV Sun Moon Clipboard Rocket Sunhat Bowtie Rachel Tanner Bubble Tea Citrusy Melody Torch Fiddle Silver Trophy Harold Mana Pierre Theodore Willow Antennae Bonba Cerissa Caramel / Mal Picoso Charlie / Cherissa Star Bailey Carrot Cake Sarah + Sleipmir Mahou

Newgrounds OCs: Quartz Ice The Dragon Tic-Toc Angi Strum Flora (Starcatcher + Minus) Mizuiro "Skye" Blue

Bomberman OCs: Yureibon Sister Bomber Prose Bomber Creature Bomber Spark Bomber Archer Bomber Lilac Bomber Lily Bomber Seabon Hydro Bomber Adne

Misc. OCs: Divaer Foreet Xoxiph Boxaer Erasi Muggy Citrus C. Acetate Marshmallow Cotton Candy Orange Juice Salmon Doughnut X Starla (+.EXE counterpart) Myra SINNERZ Various HSR OC's (Mandy, Xero, Mr. Wobbles, Armstrong Dasher, Gladseed the Flower, Dhalia Dog, Chick, Prince Foof Cat II, Juno, and King Cobra) Sushi Pack OC's (Ika Ura, Ado Cado, Nori Umi, Ebi Ura, Teri Sauce, Soy Sauce) Sir Adne Maxwell Ink Sugar + Pop Chai Teacup Twisty Parka the Red Panda Lost.FLA Baritone.MP3 Lantern Woman Water Lancer Soleil + Luna Mika the Usamimi Infernoct Spectra Locke The Yasu Sisters Ora Fluke Ingenua Yoddle Rumble Triviatopia OCs (Hana, Marty, Alyx, Michaela, Perditta, and Botch) Zodiacs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpius, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces) Golden.RE Arianna (Southpark Sona) (I only have her Mystical AU set up. I need to make the others that people pay attention to..)

[starsfungame]

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[chefherrera]

HUEVOS PICOSOS. No todos están acostumbrados al picor o a comer chile. Para algunos es por costumbre, en tanto que otros sencillamente presentan una baja tolerancia al picor. Lo siento por estos últimos porque el plato que le voy a compartir hoy pica. Es uno de mis desayunos favoritos y sale uno vigorizado y con energías extras. Ahí le va: La salsa es de chile morita y se hace de la siguiente manera; pesa usted 40 grs de chile y los dora muy brevemente en aceite. Luego los pone a remojar en agua hasta que se aflojen. En un sartén doramos una cebolla mediana picada, dos dientes de ajo bien gordos y 600 grs de tomate. Se pasa todo a la licuadora y se muele con una cucharadita de comino, media de pimienta de Tabasco y un cuarto de cucharadita de laurel. Claro que aquí usted le pone el recaudo de especias que quiera. Pasamos la salsa a un sartén y se guisa con dos cucharadotas de fantástica manteca de puerco unos 15 minutos a fuego bajo y sazonamos con sal y dos cucharadas de vinagre de manzana. Para emplatar, pase usted dos o tres tortillas de nixtamal por aceite, dóblelas y bañe con la salsa. Yo le pongo también un salteado de cebolla con hongos y esto mejora muchísimo la situación. Encima de todo, colocamos dos huevos estrellados y decoramos con epazote o con la parte verde de la cebolla de rabo. El morita se puede sustituir por chile árbol, pero en este caso se usa el primero por sus notas ahumadas. Atiéndase como dios manda haciéndose estos huevitos picosos para desayunar y luego me platica cómo le fue. Disfrute su miércoles y nos seguimos leyendo. #cocinamexicana #cocinaregional #chilemorita #epazote #monterrey #nuevoleón #fondasanfrancisco #cocinacasera

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[karaokulta]

🚀 Llevando la Magia a Otro Nivel en el Desarrollo y Gestión de Videojuegos 🕹️🌟 Amigos y colegas del vasto universo de pixels y códigos – o mejor dicho, aquellos héroes sin capa del reino digital – quiero invitarlos a sumergirse conmigo en un tema que va más allá de simplemente jugar : el arte hercúleo que es Desarrollar y Gestionar Videojuegos. Para los profanos en la materia, puede parecer que los videojuegos surgen de la nada, como por arte de magia. Pero no. Hay todo un caldero hirviendo de calaveras sudorosas detrás de esa primera pantalla de ‘Start’. 🧙‍♂️✨ - **¿Qué Challenges Enfrentamos?** Alguien pensó que domar dragones era difícil, pero créanme, gestionar recursos, cronogramas y equipos multidisciplinarios es el verdadero Dark Souls del desarrollo profesional. - **La Receta Secreta de la Innovación: Creatividad + Tecnología.** ¿Acaso no es emocionante mezclar un poco de IA con storytelling y ver surgir universos que desbordan nuestra imaginación? Pues prepárense, porque un buen videojuego es como un taco bien servido: necesita de una tortilla tecnológica flexible, un guisado de narrativa que te haga llorar de lo picoso que está, y un toque de limón creativo que le dé la acidez perfecta. 🌮🎮 En la Gestión, es vital evitar que nuestro taco se desborde y se vuelva un desastre en nuestras manos. Habrá que ser el mejor taquero de la plaza en: - Balancear los ingredientes (tiempo, presupuesto y expectativas). - Asegurarse de que todos los comensales (el equipo) estén disfrutando la experiencia. - No olvidar la salsa secreta (Keep innovating!). 👾 ¡El Gameplay de la Gestión! Esquivar bugs como si estuvieras en Matrix, bailar con los deadlines como si fuera Fortnite y negociar con proveedores como si estuvieras en el mercado de Tepito, todo mientras mantienes tu HP (health project) al máximo. 🏆 El Premio Mayor: Cuando ves a alguien disfrutando tu creación, sientes que el Sudor & Lagrimas DLC (Desvelos Larguísimos y Cansancio) valió la pena. ¿Estás listo para darle Start a esta conversación épica? Te invito a compartir: 🎲 Tu propio boss level en el desarrollo de videojuegos. 📈 Estrategias que te funcionaron (¡o no!). 🤯 Momentos de Eureka y desafíos que te hicieron querer resetear el juego. Únete a la partida comentando abajo o etiqueta a ese compadre o comadre gamer que siempre tiene una quest o dos que contar. 🤓🎉 #DesarrolloDeVideojuegos #GestiónCreativa #InnovaciónDigital #GamersUnidos #IndustriaCreativa #TacosYGaming

[ornerycrab]

The spirit of the woods is trying to entice me with malt liquor, porno, and three bags of Doritos dinamita nacho picoso, I can see it holding the end the of rope attached to a stick propping up the mansized vegetable crate

[volturiprincess]

cuddling skin to skin with the romanians?separate hc pleaseeee

Im catching up on my request, it is pretty satisfying to get them done. But anyways enjoy dear💙

Vladimir:

Loooves it

Any type of cuddling really, he just can't get enough 

When hes with you he does not worry about anything or think about how to take down the Volturi

Its you and him, that's all

When your human, he loves your warm bare skin that hits his cold hard body, he makes sure you guys have a blanket to cover your exposed skin 

(Wouldn't want Stefan to see what is his, and only his alone, oooo possessive Vladimir)

Once your turned, he loves how you are finally the same temperature as him

He will spend hours with you

He loves to feel your skin and catches himself drawing little shapes on your waist or thigh (he's definitely a thigh or ass guy) 

The first couple of times you did this, it did get sexual real quick (how could he not, he cant keep in his pants 🤫)

But after a while he actually will  just cuddle with you in this vulnerable setting 

It's also a time where he will talk about sensitive topics with you 

Whether it be about his worries about being found, or losing you, or you leaving him 

You love these moments with him, it's where you almost see a human side to him

Stefan:

He also quite enjoys cuddling like this

Not like Vladimir, he never turned this sexual 

He took this time as a time of peace and vulnerability 

He likes to talk while you are like this, mostly stories about his past or what he has seen 

He makes promises that once you are a Vampire he will take you around the world to see all the wonderful things he has had the joy to witness 

He catches himself rubbing circles on your waist or on your stomach

He loves your warmth, it's one of his favorite features about you, it saddens him that one day you and him will be the same and he won't be able to enjoy the contrast between cold and hot

He tells you that when your cuddling like this, he feels closer to you, it's a way for him to nurture your bond with him 

He locks the door to make sure Vladimir does not come in (like that will stop him, he's a freakin vampire, remember “Chiquito pero picoso”)

He purrs the most during this time, it’s soothing to hear and you mostly pass out in seconds (when your human)

As a vampire when he purrs, it makes you feel sleepy and you wish you could fall asleep 

It's always peaceful with him but during a cuddle session like this, it's even more peaceful