#phunkyphresh

[sebastiengrey]

We are thankful for quality threads, @phish & ⭕️'s! Therefore we are starting another SKYBOX TICKET RAFFLE! Any Donut Shop product purchased from today until 11/28 at 5:55 PM will enter you to win 2 Skybox tickets to see Phish at MSG 12/29! Check out our awesome new products! Link in bio. #sebastiengrey #boxtickets #phishtickets #donutgear #esquire #relixmag #donutsighting #phish #phishatmsg #donut #donutshop #phishnye #shoplocal #glazeon #local #businessinsider #mensfashion #mensfashionpost #bespoke #phishing #phishfromtheroad #phishphans #newyork #phunkyphresh #bakersdozen #phishhead #phishdicks #mensweardaily @relixmag @esquire @gq @nymag @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag @newyorkpulse @humansofny @thingsyouseeatphish @businessinsider @phish @phishfromtheroad @phishatmsg @phunkyourface @phish_forum @thingsyouseeatphish @phishmemes @phishfanwill @phishchicks @phishdanceparty (at Sebastien Grey Clothiers)

[mrlylerouse]

Time = (Their) Money

I've recently made a new discovery. While insurance companies have oft been the least-looked-forward-to phone calls of my day, they have breathed new life into the game. Typically, we have to call insurance companies for some reason every day. Whether it's due to a duplicate fill spurred by a timing issue in the system or a vacation override, or an interaction override, we have to call them. After navigating their phone tree, which is like trying to determine the lineage of all the bastards on Game of Thrones, we finally succeed in speaking to a real, live human person. Aetna Insurance Dude: How may I help you? CP: Are you real? AID: I'm a real boy! CP: Thanks Pinocchio. I need help with a vacation override. AID: I will be more than happy to feign attempts at providing assistance all whilst successfully ruining your happy thoughts and making you curse me over drinks tonight. How may I accomplish this for you? CP: First, use a word that means "more than happy". Tell me you'd be elated, ecstatic, overjoyed, delighted, euphoric, or even pleased as punch. "More than happy" is lame and overused. One could say it's become hackneyed, trite, banal, or even platitudinous. Second, I have a gentleman here visiting from Nebraska and he ran out of his insulin. Can we get a vacation override for him? AID: Allow me to diligently check my files. Why does he need a refill? CP: He is out. As I stated. AID: I see. Well, we just filled a 90-day supply for him last month. He should have enough. CP: He does. In Nebraska. He was due to return a few days ago but his plans unfortunately changed and he needs to spend a few more days here. AID: The patient can call himself and request an override, but he has to do it at least 5 days before traveling. CP: Do you hear yourself when you speak or is there some kind of philter they put on your headset that makes sense of the words you read verbatim from the "Book of Approved Phrases to Piss Off Pharmacists"? AID: Is he out of medication? CP: There you go again. Let me put you on hold and I'll check with him. <This was the part that was #PhunkyPhresh to me> AID: "Ok. But I am only allowed to hold for 2 minutes each time." CP: Que? AID: "I am only allowed to hold for 2 minutes each time." CP: So first I have to navigate a lengthy phone tree, then wait on hold until you pick up and spend forever on the phone, but if I have to put you on hold, you can't be inconvenienced to wait more than 2 minutes? I guess that makes sense. What else am I going to do? Hang up? Start the whole process again? It's my time I'll be wasting. Now I know why you check on something, come back after 1:59 and tell me you're still searching, put me back on hold, then repeat the process. You'd save more time if you quit coming back until it was phixed. AID: I am sorry but unless the patient calls 5 days ahead of his vacation, we cannot help him. CP: I know you're just the mouthpiece for these policies, but that's a new level of #Phuckery. From now on, just put the insurance on hold every 1:55 and keep coming back. See how many holds we can get before we lose them. AID: What's the ID#? CP: Please hold <1:55> MB . . . please hold <1:55> . . . I know I'd be wasting my time, but it would be so much more phun. from TheCynicalPharmacist http://ift.tt/2v77Ks1

[drsoles]

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[sebastiengrey]

At 5:55 PM we are announcing the WINNER of the Skybox ticket raffle 😎check out our new Donut gear for a chance to win 2 skybox tickets to the 12/29 @phishatmsg show! ⭕️ Link in bio. #sebastiengrey #boxtickets #phishtickets #donutgear #esquire #relixmag #donutsighting #phish #phishatmsg #donut #donutshop #phishnye #shoplocal #glazeon #local #businessinsider #mensfashion #mensfashionpost #bespoke #phishing #phishfromtheroad #phishphans #newyork #phunkyphresh #bakersdozen #phishhead #phishdicks #mensweardaily @relixmag @esquire @gq @nymag @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag @newyorkpulse @humansofny @thingsyouseeatphish @businessinsider @phish @phishfromtheroad @phishatmsg @phunkyourface @phish_forum @thingsyouseeatphish @phishmemes @phishfanwill @phishchicks @phishdanceparty (at New York, New York)

[sebastiengrey]

LAST DAY to enter to win 2 SKYBOX TICKETS TO @phishatmsg on 12/29! New products will be added to our Donut Shop all month! Check them out online now! Link in bio ⭕️ #sebastiengrey #boxtickets #phishtickets #donutgear #esquire #relixmag #donutsighting #phish #phishatmsg #donut #donutshop #phishnye #shoplocal #glazeon #local #businessinsider #mensfashion #mensfashionpost #bespoke #phishing #phishfromtheroad #phishphans #newyork #phunkyphresh #bakersdozen #phishhead #phishdicks #mensweardaily @relixmag @esquire @gq @nymag @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag @newyorkpulse @humansofny @thingsyouseeatphish @businessinsider @phish @phishfromtheroad @phishatmsg @phunkyourface @phish_forum @thingsyouseeatphish @phishmemes @phishfanwill @phishchicks @phishdanceparty (at Sebastien Grey Clothiers)

[sebastiengrey]

We're ready, are you? 😏 Link in bio. #sebastiengrey #boxtickets #phishtickets #donutgear #esquire #relixmag #donutsighting #phish #phishatmsg #donut #donutshop #phishnye #shoplocal #glazeon #local #businessinsider #mensfashion #mensfashionpost #bespoke #phishing #phishfromtheroad #phishphans #newyork #phunkyphresh #bakersdozen #phishhead #phishdicks #mensweardaily @relixmag @esquire @gq @nymag @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag @newyorkpulse @humansofny @thingsyouseeatphish @businessinsider @phish @phishfromtheroad @phishatmsg @phunkyourface @phish_forum @thingsyouseeatphish @phishmemes @phishfanwill @phishchicks @phishdanceparty (at The Garden)

[sebastiengrey]

It's 5:55 & you heard right 😏 Check out our NEW Donut Gear & enter for a chance to win 2 FREE Phish Skybox tickets for the 12/29 NYE run show! Every item you purchase counts as an entry! Tuesday at 5:55 PM EST we will do a drawing to announce the lucky winner! Scroll through to check out our sick new threads & click the link in our bio for more information ⭕️🙌🏼#sebastiengrey #boxtickets #phishtickets #donutgear #esquire #relixmag #donutsighting #phish #phishatmsg #donut #donutshop #phishnye #shoplocal #glazeon #local #businessinsider #mensfashion #mensfashionpost #bespoke #phishing #phishfromtheroad #phishphans #newyork #phunkyphresh #bakersdozen #phishhead #phishdicks #mensweardaily @relixmag @esquire @gq @nymag @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag @newyorkpulse @humansofny @thingsyouseeatphish @businessinsider @phish @phishfromtheroad @phishatmsg @phunkyourface @phish_forum @thingsyouseeatphish @phishmemes @phishfanwill @phishchicks @phishdanceparty (at New York, New York)

[sebastiengrey]

NEW Donut Accessories are online NOW! Check them out 😎⭕️ Link in bio. #sebastiengrey #donut #donutsighting #donutgear #donutclothing #phish #glazeon #phishatmsg #phishhead #phishdicks #phishdicks2017 #phishtour #bakersdozen #phishlove #phishphan #phunkyphresh #phunkyourface #phishpins #phishshirts #phishmexico #phishnye #phishnyc #nycphotographer #nyc #nycdesigner #nycconcerts #nycshop #shoplocal #nyeconcert #donutaccessories @phish @phishatmsg @phishfromtheroad @phishatdicks @phishdanceparty @thingsyouseeatphish @phish_forum @phishchicks (at Phish @ Madison Square Garden)

[sebastiengrey]

We literally "have you covered" when it comes to cold weather with this double-sided Donut Scarf. It features our signature Donut print on one side & a cool blue geometric pattern on the other. Stay cozy in style! Also, purchase this scarf now & you will be entered to win 2 Skybox Tickets to Phish at @thegarden on 12/29! 🙌🏼😎⭕️ Link in bio. #sebastiengrey #boxtickets #phishtickets #donutgear #esquire #relixmag #donutsighting #phish #phishatmsg #donut #donutshop #phishnye #shoplocal #glazeon #local #businessinsider #mensfashion #mensfashionpost #bespoke #phishing #phishfromtheroad #phishphans #newyork #phunkyphresh #bakersdozen #phishhead #phishdicks #mensweardaily @relixmag @esquire @gq @nymag @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag @newyorkpulse @humansofny @thingsyouseeatphish @businessinsider @phish @phishfromtheroad @phishatmsg @phunkyourface @phish_forum @thingsyouseeatphish @phishmemes @phishfanwill @phishchicks @phishdanceparty (at New York, New York)