#phrux

[phruxx]

phrux finally uploading his sex tapes nice

I wonder what the context for this was

[satsuisquad]

HEY GUYS WHATS THE MOOD

[buck-askbox]

i’m in love with this pen setting. 

[salt-mama]

More Ides of March Jokes. Thank you.

[phruxx]

ey yall follow my pornhub

[phruxx]

[17:09] <%Arhra> Haw [17:09] <Phrux> fanfiction is weird because I've only ever read fanfiction for series I sorta liked [17:10] <Phrux> Naruto, Inuyasha, HP, couple of others [17:10] <%Arhra> The old fix-fic strikes again? [17:10] <Phrux> things which had tons of potential that was sorta [17:10] <Phrux> frittered away [17:10] <%Arhra> You're more interested in the setting than the story they told with it? [17:10] <%Arhra> Yeah [17:10] <Phrux> great characters but poor characterization

[phruxx]

Fun Phrux Fact

For over a year I have had intrusive thoughts about devouring the sun at least once per day.

[knivesandhorns]

phrux commissioned me to draw romeda in cat lingerie, so i did

[himuoc]

Sketch commissions for phrux and ascendantmatriarch !

[phruxx]

arhra is a good man

Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies

Will you tell us a lie?

Tell us a lie, arhra.

I would never do that

Is that the truth?

Find your own truth

i don't want truth i want lies. lies told by arhra.

What would you like a lie about, Phrux?

dogs.

Did you know dogs are the last surviving relatives of dinosaurs?

That is a good lie. Thank you.

The Cretaceous era was full of good boys but unfortunately they were too good at playing fetch

fetched themselves an asteroid Q_Q

like icarus flying too close to the sun

Knowing this they tried to preserve their bones for future dogs

[phruxx]

EY PHRUX, I NEED MORE CATGIRLS, STAT!

[knivesandhorns]

💌💖💝💟💗

ily phrux!!

[buck-askbox]

28, cancer, Phrux :V

u didn’t put a question, so i’ll tell you about your health.

you got an inverted nine of cups.

this card has a lot to do with the Lymphatic system, and since it’s inverted is negative. Chances are u might catch something due to a weak inmune system. watch out! 

[phruxx]

LDSHGHRE PHRUX IS UR BDAY??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 A SPECIAL BOY!!!

[mcsiggy]

Hap birth!

aaa! thank you phrux!

[phruxx]

<Phrux> reading chaotic lightning cultivation which has been pretty good so far <Phrux> up until the latest tweest <Phrux> girl: rape me or you're an eunuch <Phrux> mc: I'M NOT AN EUNUCH *rapes her* <Phrux> girl: GRANDPA THIS DUDE RAPED ME GO KILL HIM FOR ME <Phrux> grandpa: haHA! Good job, girl! Now you can force him to marry you! <Phrux> girl: but I don't want to marry him we hate each other the entire point of this was getting you to kill him <Phrux> grandpa: NOBODY CARES i hope my great grandchildren are cute <Phrux> grandpa: besides I raped 6 out of 7 of my own wives before I married them and that turned out fine

<starburst98> chinese romance: not even once