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TEA!!!! awkward awk awks girl nO party??? Fandoms superwholock impala BOOKS!!!! xD.. feE Ls OTP SHIPPING!

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Nothing like inhaling massive amounts of plant semen all summer

*grabs you by the shoulders* listen don’t get it twisted you CANNOT get it twisted. those are plant penises, NOT the sperm. once the pollen lands on the female structure in question, THEN it germinates and makes the sperm. do you know how many college biology students are threatened by this misinformation each year?? how many fall victim to the classic blunder??

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Verna's truest form

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elf 4koma i did in 16 minutes

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this is so haunting to me i think about it weekly

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the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

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>want to play with kitten >kitten has a new game >"is it biting or clawing?" >kitten has no idea what those are >pull out google search for "human red line arm leg" to show him what is clawing and biting >kitten chirps adorably. "no, it's a really fun game!" >i reach out to pet him >it's biting

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whats up with Faelyn's prosthetic wood arm? did she make it herself or did somebody give it to her?

Faelyn's soul prosthesis is a multifunctional replacement for her amputated arm, which she lost in the same accident that killed her father. The sigil and prosthetic are actually a form of druidic curse which has been turned to practical, medical use by modern clerics and healers. A proper seal allows the soul prosthesis user to shape the wood to their needs, though this takes practice. Faelyn's is sealed properly with the runic glyphs present on her shoulder, but failed sealings do occur, much like botched surgeries in our world. A failed seal will lead to the cursed wood slowly consuming the body of its host.

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Cant wait to see my favorite webserial on big screen

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They sound like little mosquitoes

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It is a well known fact that princesses go into heat regularly and would die if not for the symbiotic role played by maids

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NEURAL PATTERNS OF SELF-HATE || comic

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The final boss branch manager

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