#phrodite

[marysrose]

[aqp799]

Segawatober Day 7 - Ideal

Speedrun.

Seriously though, felt like making a companion piece to what I just wrote like 20 minutes ago since that whole scenario is fresh on my mind. Yurika is one of my favorite segawa characters but I'm always a little afraid to tackle her since character voice is a weakness of mine so I hope it turned out okay.

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She’s free. 

Holy shit, she’s free.

After all these centuries, The Requiem Maiden is finally free.

The Cyuize accessories hang lightly but noticeably on her person. It's been so long since she felt any change. The sun shines on her face, a glow and warmth she missed dearly. It dances along her skin like fire, stinging just a bit after being in the shadows for so long. She breathes in and is met with a sweet, fresh scent that she inhales into her bones and it lifts a weight off her shoulders so great that she stumbles under it being taken off. Fukuro catches her and helps bring her to a steady standing position. She feels the ground beneath her feet and it doesn’t feel as if it would swallow her whole at any moment. Opening her eyes, it’s bright, so much brighter than she remembered. The grass is green, the flowers are white, and there’s a memorial she’s never seen before. Speaking of the war, the ones that had fallen, the ones now at rest. Reaching for it, supported by aliens of all people, it feels cool under her palm. 

It reaches back to her, and she can’t help but weep at the sheer force of the gratitude the stone pushes to her. She did her job. She did it well. 

The Requiem Maiden can stop singing her melancholy song, and she can rest too. She can see all the things Phrodite told her when she was still too far out of reach. She can be Yurika again, she can be a Mayflau again. She can have her sister back. Yurika can be free. 

And as her planet welcomes her back to it, she cannot help but think she wouldn’t want her freedom day to be anything but this. It’s simply… ideal. Perfect.

She’s free.

[getsusekaii]

i played transistor today and hhhhhh oh my goddddddddd

[rob--boss]

Jacked-phrodite IS real, and she CAN hurt you.

Inspired by this beauty:

[punkeropercyjackson]

Real rich(systemic class)dark Percy truthers think they get him better than Rick and Percabeckys.Blud all you did was make an afrolatino punk with undiagnosed autism and transfeminine nonbinary swag into an ultrapower fascist who sluts himself out to other white men and calls women bitches and think it dosen't count because you made him spicy white and added transmisogyny tropes onto her gender fuckery like making her just a feminine man or a fuckin' 'herm*phrodite'.Y'all are all weirdos who don't deserve Percy and it's funny to see the clown on clown violence

[und8e2ff]

Saint Seiya AU where everything's the same but...

okay, so- I was browsing Wikipedia looking for material to make more historically accurate shitposts.

As I do...

Pisces Aphrodite's symbol, much like the goddess he's named after, is the rose. A red rose specifically.

However, did you know that another symbol of the goddess Aphrodite is lettuce?

fucking

✨L E T T U C E 🌈🥬

it's okay if you don't know where this is going

so-

Saint Seiya AU where everything's the same but instead of Aphrodite's powers being based around and channeled through roses, his powers are based around and channeled through LITERAL LEAVES AND HEADS OF LETTUCE

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Fuck a rose, mans is walking around with a whole leaf of lettuce just hangin. out. his. MOUF

You can't tell if he's late to anime school or late to the salad bar.

HE'S NOT EVEN CHEWIN IT, IT'S JUST THERE-

Imagine him standing there looking all cool and beautiful yet intimidating (as he does), but instead of holding a rose, it's a whole head of Romaine.

Walkin around the sanctuary with iceberg lettuce leaves tucked behind his ear instead of something normal like an anemone or narcissus (flowers, other symbols of Aphrodite).

Just out here looking botanically confused.

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Shun and Seiya get to the Pisces Temple and it's just a farm...

🥬🥬 A LETTUCE farm 🥬🥬

Pisces Farmodite AU???

And he has all different kinds planted.

There's butterhead, frisee, arugula, mesclun, little gem- You Name It

Seiya runs ahead as usual.

Instead of it being a long stretch of rose-covered stairs up to the Pope, the whole way up is covered in liek, idk... Endive???

For those of you who may not have looked into the food facts of lettuce (you not missin out on anything), lettuce is basically nutritionally-bankrupt, crunchy water.

Specifically, raw lettuce is like 95% water.

Instead of Seiya being slowly poisoned to death, he's having his Flintstone gummies siphoned out of his body until he dies of malnutrition.

Shun gets hit in the chest with BLOODY RADICCHIO

Instead of a white rose sapping out his blood, Shun gets hit in the chest with a white, translucent leaf of lettuce.

Once the leaf has completely sapped out his blood, it looks like this:

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Imagine Aphrodite being the Bubba Gump of his universe.

Instead of him obsessing over all the ways you can cook shrimp, it's over all the different kinds of lettuce and how best to prepare them.

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Away from the whole lettuce thing...

There are many animals associated with the goddess Aphrodite. Among them are hares, bees, fish, and geese.

I can't decide which idea I like more:

Pisces Beephrodite/Bee Keeper Aphrodite AU - Aphrodite with his usual roses and flowers but he also keeps bees as pollinators and as his lil striped buzzy frens.

Pisces Bunphrodite AU - Where everything's the same but he just has a pet rabbit. It can also be combined with the Pisces Endive-phrodite (Lettuce Aphrodite) AU where the bunny/bunnies live on the lettuce farm and it's their favorite snack.

Pisces Aphrodite but with a Ranchu Goldfish AU - Where he has a ranchu goldfish that just kind of floats there... It's the center of his universe and if you even look at his fish wrong, YOU'RE DEAD.

Untitled Goose Game - In which Aphrodite has the most ornery pet goose on the face of the planet. It only likes him. And much like the Ranchu AU, this goose is the center of his whole world. Aphrodite doesn't care if his goose just stole your identity and ruined your credit score. Keep his goose's name...

OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

goose is probably named Rutherford or smth

[miyeosin]

the miyeon-phrodite of 221216

[girlsn0t]

I’m coming right back at you bro, you got snz headcanons for hermes for bingo?? 👀👀👉🏼👈🏼

-bean

OH, DO I EVER!! i'm gonna list some of them after the bingo cards because i am utterly deranged about this character and thinking about him sneezing.

okay. additional headcanons and elaborations:

h/ermes sneezes in fits of small, pitchy, breathless sneezes that don't make a dent in the itch until the fifth or sixth sneeze, at which point there is usually a little more force behind them. his breath will start stuttering between sneezes and a couple more powerful ones will close the fit out. it's a miracle if he ever sneezes less than four times in a fit. his record is somewhere in the low twenties.

this is quite a spectacle for other gods, who do not exhibit such mortal quirks. it's something he probably picked up from hanging around adventurers so often- d/ionysus gets it. the fits are quite amusing to his family. his siblings poke fun, and h/ermes rolls with it, especially because it lets him get away undetected while sick.

jobs be damned, this boy can catch a cold! prone to fevers and sniffles due to wildly overworking himself. usually just powers through. terrible, truly terrible at slowing down and resting. usually only happens if someone- c/haron or a/phrodite or a/pollo, namely- forces him (or guilts him) into it.

not allergic to anything, but generally has a sensitive nose. probably the only olympian to regularly carry a handkerchief with him.

covers but usually doesn't stifle, will apologize after fits or throw in some cheeky remark about "alright, now i'm done" or "sorry, were you saying something?". sometimes tries to talk through fits. they slow him down!

[puppygirldick]

I have had whole ass self proclaimed "Marxist" "Communists" throw a fit and block me because I asked them to stop saying the word "herm*phrodite" it was a fucking trip to watch like holy shit dude you cant seriously think you're going to change anything while you draw the line at a slight adjustment of your vocabulary when the affected marginalized person asks you--

you're a fucking joke

[s-4pphics]

hi baby h*rm*phrodite is actually a very outdated slur against trans people btw :/

HI HONEY I KNOW I DIDNT KNOW WHAT F*TA MEANT

[aqp799]

Segawatober Day 6 - Gods and Spirits

Whoops, kinda forgot to finish this yesterday so have it today. Not super happy with it, but I think the concept of the sprites going through the process of rebirth on Calpucca instead of going to somewhere like the path from farethere to be something that could be fun to explore.

TW: Ghosts

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Phrodite didn’t fully understand the way her powers worked. While her mentor was great and did so much to try and set her up for success, there are some things that simply cannot be taught. She is learning this the hard way. Calpucca is a land of spirits, of those who cannot pass on yet. It is also a planet of rebirth. From her studies, these places aren’t too common when spirits remain on their own home planet’s “realm” so to speak, but instead, usually rebirth occurs in spirit realms beyond the one she resides in. A place she may never see.

And since the spirits, sometimes called sprites, reside on her planet, they are her responsibility. Unfortunately, she has no idea how to talk with them. Mayflau naturally have an affinity, having descended from them after all, but she was always stilted in her responses and scared to make a wrong move. Sprites are fickle beings and she never wanted to accidentally cause one to become a ghost. Few experiences hurt more than that, the highway haunts her enough as it is. How she wishes she could change both those ghosts’ and Yurika’s state.

In theory, she might have the power to free ghosts from their state of “stuck” and allow them to become sprites so they can be reborn. Unfortunately, no one sent her a masterclass in the subject so, in actuality, she’s got no luck. She has to rely on her wits and tongue alone and isn’t that somewhat ironic. A goddess powerless to help beyond pleading and scheming, able to teleport and summon but unable to free. It hurts.

But even if she can’t rely on her powers, she was a force even before she received them. Perhaps she can find different ways to free her land from the shadows that look over it, and the sprites can stop glaring at her wherever she goes for their ghostly brethren. Perhaps even those new aliens could help. They seem like the kind and adventurous type.

There are few times Phrodite wishes she was closer to the other gods, but damn did she wish she could ask Evenezer or even Desmond for advice. But alas she is the lone goddess of Calpucca, so alone she will scheme.

[getitfrenchship]

Decided to go through another run in H//ades (I think I just need to max out the affinities for P//oseidon, A//phrodite, and H//ypnos?) since an LPer I like picked it back up after 3 years. Actually had a good run with the rail gun wrow

I didn’t end seeing him on this run but I did think about him

[gidleinstagram]

(g)i-dle instagram update 

Miyeon appears in Naver Now's Gossip Idle! Today, as always, let's finish Tuesday with the pretty Cotton-phrodite 💫

[venting-town]

You all should kill yourselves

I’m not only talking about “ hUmAnS “

Im talking animals, spirits, demons, angels, elites, elders, incomprehensible, concepts, concious, unconscious, subconscious, one, we, you, “ I “, life, death, revive, undead, unalive, joy, anger, emotion, b E , finite, infinite, rejoice, repent, resent, go on, hold back, stuck, sacrifice, hatred, love, ignore, physical, work, allow, deny, reject, compensate, mind, thoughts, mental, balance, imbalance, egg, chicken, phrodite, female, make, intersex, cis, trans, non binary, binary, spectrum, mono, God, Holy Spirit, Lucifer, Satan, Jesus Christ, Legion, Zeus, W, gods, goddess, goddex, nibling, sibling, parent, cousin, ancestor, predecessor, postdecessor, presences or, future, past, present, alternate, timeline, universe, all, some, none, any, every, one, , ,,, , accommodate, etc

Fucking retarded ass pussies

[milluxst]

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[marysrose]

@a-regretful-rpg Day 15 - Crossover

phrodite has a happy dream :)