#phauckland

[petermustdie]

ok my full experience at tit because it was honestly the best day of my life <3

met a bunch of other phannies before the show and we did a bunch of trading and yapping with each other!! a group of us headed towards the theatre and gold vip lined up inside, i got my vip bag and then immediately rushed down to the merch stand and bought everything they had (except the bracelets and stuff they had held in customs)

this was me in line for the meet and greet and then right before meeting them, i was scared shitless and cried in line

met the fellas and also cried right after and was extremely unstable after😭😭

i was in fact extremely awkward and the first words i said to them were "fuck off" while crying a little

then the preshow!!! absolutely amazing i had such a great time. me and a bunch of people started throwing out bracelets to the crowd, the last bracelet i had said phlesbian so i asked 'who here is a lesbian!!' and you can expect how many hands went up. fork found in kitchen.

i don't have any photos from the actual show but here's one i took in the preshow, no spoilers but the actual show was amazing, i laughed so hard and it was just overall amazing. it was an amazing experience, seeing other people experience the joy of seeing these two in person. it was my first dan and phil show i've seen live and i truly have no words to encapsulate the experience i had. also my phone is lagging so i have to stop typing now THANK YOU TO ALL THE OTHER PHANNIES I MET, YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND KIND SOULS!!!!

[phillipstryker78]

gharial acquired as new favorite creature!!!!!!!!!!!!! phans found among the exhibits at phauckland zoo today :3 i need caffeine in an iv drip stat my super shadow figurine is deteriorating QUICKLY. IT WAS SO COOL MEETING PEOPLE!!! THEY WERE ALL SO COOL !!!!! Thumbs up

[pissterdaniel]

TITfit reveal!!! matching crochet vests with my stuffed crab

cause we gotta meet dan and phil in ✨style✨

the crab's name is carlos btw, he's v cool

fun numbers: my vest is 19,792 stitches, took an estimated 70 hours, materials were $111 nzd and it weighs 810g

next project: returning to work on father philip who is currently just a forehead

[frumdyke]

i hate "phuckland" so much. like the correct way to do it would obviously be phauckland but dan saw the opportunity to say the word fuck where it didnt belong and went with the wrong conjugation. linguistics degree phil i cant believe you let him get away with it

[petermustdie]

to be completely fair i do think it is us kiwi’s faults cus during the preshow they did say phauckland but then everyone started yelling phuckland. so. 😔

what the hell sure

[pissterdaniel]

Phil doing the world shittiest Kiwi accent only to then change his guess to Seattle after seeing the Sky Tower smh

[pissterdaniel]

RANKING ALL 58 TIT LOCATIONS BY HOW GOOD THEY PH-iFY

1. phancouver

2. phansas city

3. phancester

4. phantwerp

5. phan diego

the rest 👇

6. phadelaide

7. phatlanta

8. phortland

9. pheattle

10. phoakland

11. phaustin

12. phenver

13. phampa

14. phrisbane

15. phoronto

16. phetroit

17. los phangeles

18. philwaukee

19. phorlando

20. phelbourbe

21. phinneapolis

22. phoston

23. phublin

24. phlasgow

25. phauckland

26. phamsterdam

27. phirmingham

28. pherth

29. phrankfurt

30. phort lauderdale

31. phred bank

32. phreading

33. phrand prairie

34. phicago

35. phlymouth

36. phindianapolis

37. phydney

38. phardiff

39. pharsaw

40. pherlin

41. phoslo

42. phakron

43. phopenhagen

44. st phlouis

45. phighton

46. phelsinki

47. phurham

48. physons

49. phashville

50. phewcastle

51. phelfast

52. phondon

53. pheykjavik

54. phew york

55. phockholm

56. phalt phlake phlity

disqualified: philidelphia, phoneix

This took so long of me just repeating these names out loud 😂. Also some places suit tit better than ph such as salt lake titty, but this is them all ph-ified.

[pidglette]

i see phauckland and raise you

phuckland

the land of phucking obviously

RANKING ALL 58 TIT LOCATIONS BY HOW GOOD THEY PH-iFY

1. phancouver

2. phansas city

3. phancester

4. phantwerp

5. phan diego

the rest 👇

6. phadelaide

7. phatlanta

8. phortland

9. pheattle

10. phoakland

11. phaustin

12. phenver

13. phampa

14. phrisbane

15. phoronto

16. phetroit

17. los phangeles

18. philwaukee

19. phorlando

20. phelbourbe

21. phinneapolis

22. phoston

23. phublin

24. phlasgow

25. phauckland

26. phamsterdam

27. phirmingham

28. pherth

29. phrankfurt

30. phort lauderdale

31. phred bank

32. phreading

33. phrand prairie

34. phicago

35. phlymouth

36. phindianapolis

37. phydney

38. phardiff

39. pharsaw

40. pherlin

41. phoslo

42. phakron

43. phopenhagen

44. st phlouis

45. phighton

46. phelsinki

47. phurham

48. physons

49. phashville

50. phewcastle

51. phelfast

52. phondon

53. pheykjavik

54. phew york

55. phockholm

56. phalt phlake phlity

disqualified: philidelphia, phoneix

This took so long of me just repeating these names out loud 😂. Also some places suit tit better than ph such as salt lake titty, but this is them all ph-ified.