#pharoah atem is mentioned but I'm not putting the general tag💔

[yaoi-v5]

more headcanons I'd like to share again before i eventually fall alseep

hc that pvp-evbo has tried climbing the walls with his sword (he got nowhere with it)

hc that prk-evbo and sim-evbo both call pvp-evbo a fatty; sim-evbo insults him more while prk-evbo only insults him when hes aggro'ed

hc that pvp-tabi/in general tabi has done pvp-/in general seawatt's (pls i need him to make a debut in pvp civ to beat evbo to death) makeup before

(i literally jst gave up on colorcoding here)

hc that pvp-evbo is 14-16

hc that pvp-tabi is 22

hc that vault-tabi is 19

hc that vault-seawatt is near his 30's

hc that vault-evbo is also near his 30's but is way less of a MANCHILD THAN SEAWATT

hc that sim-evbo has no age

hc that prk-seawatt is like between his late 20's and early 30's

hc that prk-evbo is 28

hc that emf is 37

hc that pvp-tabi has hit pvp-evbo with her sword atleast a dozen times because of how childish his ass is (ok maybe i dont like this headcanon anymore)

hc that prk-god is over a century old

i deadass don't know where I put this hc or if i even put it here but hc that the old man never existed and was just a figment of prk-evbo's mind due to lack of sleep, food, nutrition, rest, ect

hc that pvp-evbo has adhd

hc that if all the evbos were cats (i deadass forgot vault-evbo/tax evasion-evbo (i think thats what its called) existed) they would stack on eachother while they slept (obviously cat seawatt is at the bottom)

hc that pvp-evbo is the youngest out of them all while sim-evbo is the eldest

hc that pvp-evbo is a big eater FATTY FAT FAT

hc that prk-seawatt and prk-evbo spend nights together ontop of the temple at night to watch the stars (if emf is awake they'd join too 💛)

hc that prk-seawatt has threatened prk-evbo with a knife to his neck

hc that everyone fucking hates pvp-evbo or is atleast annoyed with his presence

hc that daisuke and pvp-evbo would play video games together (WHEN DID DAISUKE GET HERE HELLO??)

hc that vault-seawatt is a huge fan of yugioh

hc that seawatt gets embarrassed when hes recognized as pharoah atem

hc that vault-seawatt has hung someone on the gallows before (wtf)

i deadass dont know what im doing anymore I'm ending this one here 💔