#phan is bad but the worst thing we’ve ever done is phangirl

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

it’s very funny to me that dnp are now perfectly comfortable saying ph*n while phannies are doing everything in our power to scrub the word ph*n from existence despite it being our foundation.

what do you mean ph*n is in the word phannie?? no it isn’t?? there are literally no letters in common?? you’re delusional??

ph*n?? you mean dnp?? the only term we have ever used to refer to dan and phil collectively?? how do you even get ph*n from dan and phil like those names together are dil and dil ALREADY EXISTS, IDIOT!! HE’S A SIMS CHARACTER!! WE CANT HAVE TWO DILS ARE YOU MAD??

phandom?? wh- actually no we can’t run from that one. that’s us, present and accounted for, your honour 🫡