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diavolosthots · 4 years ago

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Can I request: how would the demon brothers react if they had a fanclub of some sort, who was jealous of GN!MC hanging out with them all the time? What kinda things would they pull of to try and distance MC from the brother? ( Kinda like the prince yuki fanclub from fruitsbasket if youve seen it) hope you have a great day!

Ive tried getting into fruitsbasket but never did lol

Warning: jealousy, pain, mentions of kidnapping

THE BROTHERS reacting to having a fanclub that wants to hurt their MC

Lucifer:

He’d be lying if he said it didn’t stroke his ego at least a little bit and to… a very minimal extent he actually found his fanclubs’ pranks a little funny. For example, they’d send you to the wrong place to meet up with him, but the minute things got physical, he got angry, and immediately disbanded the club, swearing that if they ever even thought about doing anything to you again, he wouldn’t be above using physical means, mainly torture. Some of them got turned on, probably the demon in them, but he wasn’t feeling very nice about it and got rid of trash that very day.

“They shouldn’t dare to bother us again, Darling. You’re safe with me.”

Mammon:

For the longest time he’d tell you that it’s nothing and of course he has fans; he IS the Great Mammon, and that you’re just jealous. He would, literally, say that, even if he didn’t mean it. He only wants you, obviously, but the attention he got was too nice to ignore, you know? Except that at some point you weren’t there anymore and he only found out almost too late that you had been taken, which had him scared and assembled the brothers together. You got not one, but all seven rescuing you, although Mammon did most of the dirty work for once before making sure you’re okay and profusely apologizing for not believing you; he did feel bad.

“I’m sorry, MC… you’re more important to me.”

Leviathan:

He can’t even begin to describe how uncomfortable all the attention made him in the first place. All he really needed was you, no matter how cheesy that sounded, and he really despised it when one of those measly demons slithered their way between the two of you. At first, he was too stunned to do anything besides stutter and look away, squeezing you tightly to ground himself, but then the name calling started and they were actually targeting you, like, to get rid of you, which just made him angry and lash out, much to everyone’s surprise. Angry Leviathan isn’t a nice Leviathan.

“I didn’t hurt them too bad, but let’s just say that Goku is feeling threatened right now.”

Satan:

Pfftt he’d shut that fanclub down so quick. If his eyes weren’t already looking out for someone special? Maybe he would’ve enjoyed the attention; relished in it, even. But you were here, and you were holding his attention, not them. He made it very clear that he wanted nothing to do with them and if they dared to disturb his peace with you, they would be encountering his wrath. Sadly, a couple of them took it way too far and actually physically hurt you, riling him up and going on a death-hunt. He didn’t make sure you were okay, blinded by anger and out for blood. You’d be lucky if you still recognized them after he was done.

“Pathetic scum. They had it coming.”

Asmodeus:

Much like Mammon, he’d tell you it isn’t that big of a deal for a very long time, much longer than it should’ve gone on for, and he probably made you feel like you weren’t worth it at some point, which is when he finally put an end to it. He loved the attention, and he really couldn’t blame anyone for being after him, but it started to destroy you and that’s the last thing he would’ve wanted, so, for your sake, he’d kindly tell them off, although he soon realized that he needed to be a little firmer due to their inability to listen. He’s got you, please trust him.

“Don’t worry so much, darling. They’ve got nothing on you, and definitely not me.”

Beelzebub:

His first thought was to ignore them. His eyes are on you and only you, no one else mattered. It worked, for a while, and things seemed to calm back down as the club retreated back into their shadows, until one day you went there, too. Tied up, beaten, and bruised is how he found you as anger rose through him. He checked over you first, tending to your needs before dropping you off with Belphegor and going to get himself a nice demon dinner.

“Demons can taste like chicken if you cook them right.”

Belphegor:

Much like Satan, he’s more annoyed than anything. He didn’t want them before and he sure as hell doesn’t want them now, when his eyes are clearly set on you. The fact that they keep bothering you, made him lash out way earlier than anyone expected, and he’s sure to hide you from the general public, and really from anyone if he had the choice. They won’t even get close enough to do anything because he’s literally attached to you. He’s the sloth and you’re his tree.

“They’re not getting to you, not if I’m always there.”

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #asmodeus obey me #obey me lucifer #belphegor obey me #mammon obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #beelzebub obey me #cheys headcanons #jealousy #pain #tw kidnap mention

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sweetestlamb · 3 years ago

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Walk Through A Storm

Author's note: Honestly, like I could help myself from doing this. it's short because I need to actually get my life together but enjoy. Oh also I don't wanna think anymore so someone give me title in the comments lol I'll pick the one that fits the best. (Thanks for actually giving suggestions, one really spoke to me!)

Summary: "I'm not ready to stop kissing you yet."

"I thought you were going to reject me." She whispers in between the small space between them, their lips are close enough to meet again in another soul burning kiss and he's tempted to close the gap again. They can talk later so for the second time in his life he wants to be selfish, she brings that out in him; makes him hungry for more than he thinks he deserves. She's been doing that since he first met her.

"I'm not ready to stop kissing you yet." Her eyes widen at his whispered words and without pause he leans closer softly pressing his lips against hers. She tastes sweet like the best candy he could never get as a young boy. Her little hands slide up his back dragging him closer and he goes easily, his walls are saw dust at this point and she's a windstorm. Wrapping his arms fully around her body he pulls her closer, cupping the back of her head as he swipes his tongue at the seam of her lips. She gasps in a way that makes his blood bubble and flow southward. The sea roars besides them providing the soundtrack to their first cognizant kisses. Hopefully the first of many.

The kiss drags and overlaps, her tongue persistent in his mouth and her hands busy stroking and rubbing at his back. It takes all of his willpower to sever their connection but he's starting to feel light-headed (and horny). This all still seems like a dream ever since he saw her running over to him, when she was supposed to be in Seoul. Leaving without telling him. Making him think the worst.

"Why do you look like you want to cry?" She cups his cheeks and he's reminded of that unforgettable night. She looks so concerned that he wants to disappear not used to being on the receiving end of such looks.

"Nothing. I'm fine." He tries to brush her off, viciously wiping at his eyes but she doesn't let him push her away, grabbing his hands tightly in her own. "Tell me what you're thinking. I told you everything in my head."

He almost chuckles at her expectant gaze. She sounds like him demanding payment.

"People usually leave but you're the first...to come back early." He smiles sadly thinking about all the people he'll never see again, and how he considered that she might go back to Seoul and realize that she was much too big for the pond that was Gongjin. He wouldn't have stopped her, she deserved the whole world.

"The first hm. I like that." He stares at her face, grinning at the satisfied grin and the enveloping dimples on both sides of her face.

"A daughter with your dimples would be dangerous, I think I'd understand how Chun-jae feels then." She pauses at his words mouth gaping and it hits him just what he's implied about their future. It's presumptuous and he should correct it but his tongue feels too heavy and her bright eyes suck the air from his lungs.

"Where's Mi-Seon? How did you get back so quickly?"

"Oh." She jumps cutely, suddenly hitting him on the shoulder and he winces ready to scold her for hitting him so close to his injury. But then she starts hitting herself on the head and instinctively he grabs her, stopping the self inflicted abuse.

"Stop that. I like that head." It's cheesy, something he would have cringed at if he heard another utter it but once he sees the smile she rewards him with none of that matters anymore, he'll say anything to make her beam like that.

"You're such a flirt." She fails at sounding bothered. "Oh and I left her in Seoul. It started raining and I realized you were it for me so I ran into the rain and left her on the sidewalk. Crazy right?" She starts snickering at her own words and he stares at her taken aback laughter forced out of his lungs at her infectious giggles.

She comes into his house like she belongs there, going to his fridge without permission and grabbing a bottle of water. He feels parched watching her drink it, never before has he wished to be a plastic bottle. So many firsts with her.

"What are you staring at?" She tilts her head like a bunny and he can't get the image of her with floppy ears out of his head.

"Cute."

"What?" She blushes furiously at his accidental slip and he clears his throat before grabbing his phone, desperately needing a distraction.

"Nothing. I'll call someone to pick up Mi-Seon."

"Who are you calling?" She asks walking over to him, sitting far too closely for his brain to function at maximum capacity. When a deep familiar masculine voice answers she squeals, bouncing in her seat and giving him thumbs up. He feels so proud he could burst.

"Don't say no. She's all alone and abandoned. What if something happens to her? Could you live with yourself?" He replies to the stuttering officers weak refusals and those are the right words to get the meek man moving, it's comical that he would be playing matchmaker for anyone else.

"You're a master manipulator." She accuses and he stares in surprise, "Does it upset you?" But she surprises him by leaning closer, spread deliciously across his compact couch. "No. It's sexy." Her face is glorious under the soft lighting in his living room and he swallows the drool collecting in his mouth, embarrassed when it starts a coughing fit. She thumps his back firmly before thrusting her water at him, "Drink." He listens obediently.

He gulps at the bottle, taking a deep breath before collapsing backwards into the couch.

"Am I making you nervous?" Making. As if it's only a present occurrence, as if she hasn't been making him swallow his words and expectations from the very beginning. He shifts looking at her through narrowed eyes.

She's far too innocently twirling her hair blinking up at him with wide eyes.

"You're doing this on purpose." She smiles serenely at the claim, leaning back onto the couch and by default his arm that's strewn across the top. She presses her body into the side of his body and he tightens his hold on her shoulder. It all feels too natural.

"I'm surprised it's working. You never seemed affected by me. You denied liking me so easily. Biological crisis, my ass."

He jumps at her cursing, she sounds too much like her father. It makes him smirk.

"I thought I had to. You were right, we are so different. I thought it was something fleeting for you, you told me you're someone who gets curious."

"Pfftt. You think I get curious about just anyone? I have high standards. I'm quite a catch you know?" Her signature bravado, but this time he can see through the veil better. Can spot the cracks and tears and it makes him want to protect her even more.

"I know. You're the best thing I've ever caught."

He'll never grow tired of being the reason that face turns so pink and flushed. (Immediately pushing aside an image of her beneath him.)

"Wait here. I have something for you." He wants to argue as she starts to leave his embrace but she's too quick for his grabby hands and he pouts at her unwanted departure. He moves to follow her but she's back before he's even finished putting on his shoes.

"Where did you go? We could have gone together."

"What? Did you miss me?" She teases, dimples flashing up at him.

"Don't be absurd." He denies but his cheeks burn yes.

"Whatever. I went to get this. Here." She thrusts a large bag at him, looking excited and embarrassed all at once. He takes it confused, prying it open and feeling more confusion wash over him.

"These are men's shirts." He says dumbly and she stares unimpressed at him, rolling her eyes before nodding.

"Yes. I got them for you in Seoul. Keep them even if you don't like them. They're a gift." She looks so small and... scared that he reacts without thinking, dragging his shirt over his head and throwing it to the side. The sight that welcomes him as his head pops out of the hole is not a new one, but it's still as effective as the first time. Hye Jin looks desperate, eyes locked on his now naked chest. His skin raises under her intense gaze.

"Miss Dent--Hye Jin ah?" His call doesn't do anything, well that's a lie it doesn't knock her back to reality like he'd expect instead it seems to be the siren call that lures her closer to him. Her hand outreached before landing on the tense muscles in his stomach, with one touch he already feels devastated.

"What are you doing to me?" He aches to feel and touch and kiss and fuc-

But it's too soon for all that. They haven't even defined this yet and despite all the lines they've crossed he wants to do this right.

Taking a step back he escapes her torturous touch and pulls a shirt from the bag, ready to cover himself back up from her too penetrating gaze.

"Wait." Her voice is so raspy and longing he has no choice and he watches mesmerized as she watches him hungrily, eyes darting all over his naked skin dissecting him. He swallows hard when he sees her little hands balled up in fists by her side. Disbelief swirling in his belly. "Okay. You can do it. That's enough....for now."

His cheeks flare at the seductively spoken words and to stop himself from devouring her like a starved man he slides on a smooth button down shirt. It fits him perfectly and gulps as he buttons it up. Nobody besides his grandfather ever bought him clothes.

"It's a perfect fit." Hye Jin echoes his thoughts smoothing a hand across the soft material. He stands ramrod straight at her ministration.

"Thank you. I'll wear it well." His throat is thick and he has to blink to chase away the tears pooling there, dangerously close to falling. She hums before stepping forward into his space again, that kiss effectively tearing down all the walls and lines they had both erected and drawn.

"You're already wearing it so well. But...it looks even better off. I can't wait to see it on my bedroom floor."

A scandalized squeak is all he's able to get out before she's diving at him and devouring his lips so roughly that they tumble onto the floor.

The pain in his shoulder is worth it as she kisses him senseless systematically driving out every doubt and insecurity. At least for tonight.

#hometown cha cha cha #hong du shik #yoon hye jin #sikhye #I was screaming kiss kiss omg #i was actually hyperventilating #i thought things would fall apart #I'm traumatized #episode 9 made me wanna write angst #but then 10 came and said nah b

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holly-beary · 3 years ago

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if you're still looking for jiglup inspiration, I have some ideas and headcanons... use whatever of it strikes your fancy

- first kiss! what must that have been like... I always picture it being something that happened after a long period of "is he interested or not" type pining, especially on Jigen's part, and when they finally kiss its so very desperate because finally.

- drunk goofy fooling around. of any sort. maybe it's just antics, like Jigen trying to give Lupin a piggyback, but they're both drunk off their asses and they end up in a heap of belly laughs on the ground. or maybe it's more steamy, like this just loosened them up enough to get really handsy with each other.

- I think it'd actually be interesting if Jigen was more than a little okay with Lupin's various obsessions with random women because when his pursuits end in failure (9 times out of 10), he always comes back to Jigen, and is usually... in a particular kind of mood, and frustrated in a particular kind of way, and it makes him very eager to have Jigen help him with that. Lupin seeks Jigen out independently enough of the time, so Jigen doesn't feel like he's only ever playing second fiddle... Lupin just has some complicated habits and rituals.

- one of them being very assertive, much to the other's mild surprise. Jigen holding Lupin down to force him to look him in the eye and be serious for a moment, but now Lupin is just distracted by how appealing Jigen is like this. or maybe Jigen getting a liiiiittle jealous of some girl that actually is giving Lupin a lot of attention lately, so Lupin decides to show Jigen just how insanely much he wants him, regardless of whoever else might be interesting him at the moment.

- the two of them sitting there in front of Zenigata, handcuffed, faces smudged with dirt and soot, clothes nearly in tatters, bruised and battered, while he yells at them for how much chaos they just caused. and as he's yelling, the two keep whispering things to each other and giggling, and Lupin might've stifled a laugh against Jigen's shoulder, or maybe his neck... and Zenigata is about to blow a gasket because could they take this seriously for even two minutes?? please??? the answer is no, they cannot.

- Lupin waking Jigen up with kisses in the morning. this can be sweet or spicy, either way, maybe both.

Holy shit anon, thanks for the very excellent treasure trove of art prompts! I'm totally obsessed with lupjig first kisses heavily saturated with pining, (I've drawn one before), so you can bet I will draw another one eventually. Someday I would actually love to do a fanart of the first kiss in Prosodi's Marks Come Before, Marks Come After, which might be my favourite lupjig fanfic ever, (ya'll should read it if you haven't). I subsequently head-canon in line with this fic that various other firsts would pretty immediately follow the latter because when you've been pining for that long and you're a horny thief you don't hesitate when you FINALLY know that your feelings are reciprocated. In addition, I think alcohol is probably that extra l push that's needed to loosen Lupin and Jigen's inhibitions up and bring those idiots to the realization that their feelings are mutual so YES. Drunken fooling around also.

I'm not really settled on how Jigen feels about Lupin's flings tbh. I think they probably really bother him before he and Lupin are a thing but maybe less so after, and then yeah, I can see him taking advantage of Lupin coming home in a mood when he gets turned down lol. LOVE the idea of Jigen being possessive/assertive though and Lupin being surprised at first and then maybe later pushing those buttons on purpose to get him all riled up.

Pfftt flirting in front of Zenigata A++. And morning kisses? So sweet.

Thank you for these!!!

#lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin #arsene lupin iii #daisuke jigen #jigen #lupin/jigen #jigenxlupin #lupinxjigen #jigen/lupin #jiglup #goemon ishikawa #jigen daisuke

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thirsthourdemon · 4 years ago

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Headcanon on their online platforms but mainly on Twitch, onlyfans stuff, patreon, tumblr

Includes: Demon bros + undateablesss

Genre: Crack, Fluff and slight smut

Warnings: NSFW mentions

||Lucifer

-He didn’t have a big online presence because he was active, no no

-He had an online presence cause everyone always sees him on Diavolo s pictures and such so for a time they shared an audience

-One time Diavolo and Barbatos were doing a thing where they read a book aloud for some sort of game

-Diavolo kind of recorded that for a little bit

-ASMR I TELL YOU

-People liked it so much they suggested for “the one with the deep cold voice”, luci, to do asmr on youtube or something

-He doesn’t know what an Onlyfans is however he does have a patreon.

-Diavolo was interested in the idea and discussed it with him

-HE BLEW UP CAUSE EVERYONE WAS FREAKING OUT OVER HOW AMAZING HIS VOICE WAS OF COURSE! 😡

-His fandom consists of either people who are interested in what he reads or...Horny people who get off at how proper and low his voice is

-His profile picture is a picture of him with his head cropped out where he’s fixing his gloves

-Luci isnt like super famous but he has a loyal fanbase that appreciates him a lot also lots of simps with daddy issues

-He was confused as to why someone would ask him to be their father

-He gets the daddy kink but why???

-Last post: A picture MC took where he’s holding a whip cause mammon fucked something up 🙂

||Mammon

-Bold of us to assume he didn’t already have one

-You already know why he’s on here.

-He has random content but he mainly got his audience since he kind of tried modeling thing for a while. It was for a big brand on their new jock type jackets

-Mammon really wanted cash at that time and he got the thing over and done with making him a couple more grims richer

-The photographers told him they could transfer the pictures though! So he just saved his pictures because “Who wouldn’t want a picture of THE mammon?”

-That gave him the idea

-His audience? Whoreknee

-They even accept the fact that his captions for some pictures are “You should be honored you get pictures of me”

-He posts that with a blushing face half of the time HAHAHAHA

-Levi found it and just laughed at the pictures

-Surprisingly enough the pictures were actually well taken because MC was forced into em

-His most popular picture was the one with him was actually a picture that the brothers took of him tucking in what appeared to be goldie on a seperate MINI BED WITH A SMALL TOY LAMP BESIDE IT

-He did a QnA for his followers to celebrate on his instagram

-PFFTT He got so many questions about Goldie

-Was dubbed “Goldie’s Daddy” after that

-Last post: A picture of him wearing the new Luxury brand jacket he got and his keys in front of his car with the caption “Daddy’s going for a ride”

||Leviathan

-I’ve always head canon that Levi knows how to draw digital emotes. Like he just picked it up cause he wanted to make fanart of him in henry together 😔

-Also has a red bubble or an etsy where he sells some prints and stickers of fanart 👀

-He went on twitch since there were so many TSL streamers there who just played games while they discussed theories as well

-Levi is an emote artist and while he draws he sometimes just discusses the theories with his fellow Yucky Otakus

-He’s the type to really interact with everyone even though he barely does that in real life

-Sometimes though when he gets packages that fans sent or ones that he ordered he’d stream unboxing them.

-He hates showing his face? Oh dont worry He’s wearing a facemask and all that

-His fandom is genuinely into him. Like they actually like him as a person but kinda once got into a scandal on gatekeeping

-He took a break for a bit but he kind of said sorry and everyone just forgave him because he isn’t really the type to do drama and it was just that one instance-

-Overall loved by the community due to how chill he is and how invested he is on fan theories

-He has a twitter btw and lemme tell you it’s just threads and threads of discussions

-Whenever he does stream unboxing videos though and he shows his shelves everyone freaks out how he has EVERY FUCKING VOLUME OF EVERY ANIME AND GAME

-People sometimes ask him personal questions and he tries his best to try to answer them but he shows a face where he looks uncomfy

-Everyone just bullies anyone who makes him uncomfy giving his fanbase a very protective reputation

-Last post: “Unboxing fanmail L8er @ 10pm LOL CYA GUYS XD”

||Satan

-He has a tumblr. You cant tell me he doesn’t have one.

-He had tumblr like back in the old day though like when porn was still available here.

-Get this...He’s known all through out the academia blogs. He INVENTED Academia

-Satan has 1 blog and that’s it. It’s his main blog and he just posts pictures of the book cover and does essays, reviews or sometimes he writes the ending he wanted to happen.

-Dont get me wrong he has a patreon but only because people loved getting more exclusive takes of stuff like his book notes on certain pages or sometimes his notes and thoughts on Artistic Erotica

-Probably has a Ko-Fi because he though he needed it after most of the blogs he followed had it

-He thinks it should be “Table of Content” and not “Masterlist” so he uses just that

-Profile picture is him wearing his signature washed out green grandma sweater while he has a book in hand and a cup of earl grey on his table

-People go to him falling in love with his aesthetic and Book reviews but they stay in love with him because he is big on one on one discussions actually

-He goes for one on one voice calls where he just...He talks to you about any book of your choosing

-Fans send him tea but he knows better than to eat something a stranger gives so he makes beel take a taste first sometimes but ultimately scolds the boy when he takes too much

-He wasn’t supposed to have merch but everyone liked the idea of small packages (More like letters) that really do look old and vintage

-He usually only give those to the people who pay for the top tier stuff

-It usually contains 1 type of tea, a letter he wrote for them himself and a bookmark with his name stamped on it

-He got the stamp custom made ❤️

-Last post: (Insert 5k word essay)

This is what I thought of Edgar Allan Poe’s “A cask of Amatillado”

Playlist: (Insert soft classic Music playlist on Spotify)

Tea: Black Currant

||Asmodeus

-ONLY FANS THROUGH AND THROUGH

-Is a brand influencer as well

-The brand ambassador of this pretty well known semi-luxury skin care brand

-His devilgram? Perfectly made by his PR team which is just him and solomon

-Before I move onto the NSFW stuff I want to emphasize how Beautiful his instagram is and his aesthetic

-His aesthetic is romantic/sexual tension/Unparalleled beauty

-Also a make up brand influencer and has his own make up line

-something along the lines of “The Devil’s box of charms 🖤”

-The type to DG live whenever he’s just showing off the make up look he did or the outfit he got

-The house of lamentation may have PR packages stacking up due to how most of them have an online influence but out of 10 boxes 7 of them would be for Asmo

-OKAY NOW ONTO NSFW STUFF

-Lemme tell you this...He has a specific drawer and space in his closet just for the sexy outfits he has.

-The demon’s onlyfans has pictures of him just teasing his audience where he’s wearing a black skintight get up and his bulge is showing

-Nudes are for mid and top tiers

-His fandom loves seeing in stocking and chokers

-“The choker is from etsy and here’s the link to their shop~”

-He doesnt completely show his body but...Him in suggestive clothing gets everyone pre cumming

-His fandom is just filled with simps 😔

-He loves them and blows a kiss towards the camera everytime he ends a live

-Probably has had a scandal or 4

-Posted an Ahegao once and everyone lost it

-Has been the face for Ahegaos ever since

-Belle delphine who?

-Definitely tik tok famous too 😎

-Has memorized all of Doja Cat’s songs

-Last post: “Hope you guys are ready for tonight’s session~ 😈” With a picture of him in an Fuchsia and black themed lingerie set. A collar with a bell on it.

-Bonus: One time Solomon summoned him while he was taking pictures and he was still in his lingerie set. 😛

||Beelzebub

-Was originally inspired by Mukbangs Channels so he did them on youtube too

-You get his Mukbangs on your recommended, You subscribe because of his cute and funny reactions whenever someone in the backgrounds is astounded to how much he’s eating

-Everyone knew beel as a cute guy who just does Mukbangs and loves to eat

-He once did a fridge raid and ended up eating everything in the fridge

-That was THE MOST CHAOTIC VIDEO on his channel cause you can just see luci and MC trying to make him stop

-He eventually got a patreon because mammon told him people will give him more money for food like that and to be honest he made a patreon but mammon takes care of it from time to time

-Oh you knew him as this sweet beautiful boy who just likes eating? hERe HavE sOmE WorKOUt pICs

-His body got everyone thirsty or may I say Starving

-S I M P S everywhere

-His patreon content is just him making small videos eating or pictures of him being all sweaty from the gym 😛💦

-“DADDY BWDONMXMSKC PLEASE FEED US”

-“Eh? You should feed me instead” *opens his mouth*

-Fans send him lots of boxes of weird food to see his reaction sometimes

-Did the fire noodle challenge a bit late but everyone is surprised to how he isn’t giving the reaction like they expected him

-Spice tolerance? Unmatched

-His fandom is either “UwU Beel please eat try this!” Or “Daddy Please FEED US WITH YOUR DELICIOUS THIGHS! 😩🥵💦💦💦”

-He does the service where he sends you his body building pictures except he isn’t sending them, Mammon is.

-Manager Mammon 😎 Gets a half of the profit

-Can I just...BeelProbablyHasnevergottenintoanyscandalbuthasalotofhaterssayingthefansonlylikehimforhishandsomefaceandgreatbodyandnicevoicebutlikewhatiswrongwithlikinghimbecauseofthosethings?Itisntbadtolikethatstuffatall

-Last post: “🍙 Thank you to @(Your Username) for the Onigiri! I finished the whole batch! Please send more food”

||Belphegor

-Sleep Guru

-Im sorry but I cant see him having any other social media aside from tumblr, twitter and Devilgram

-Belphie barely checks his phone but he has tumblr because apparently there’s a thing called the SandMan’s Box Community

-It’s like LootCrate, a subscription service that gives you stuff like Comfy Pillow sheets and tea for better sleeping

-This even gives you something like sleeping masks or ear muffs.

-The community is well...nocturnal

-His ask box is always full of his 100+ mutuals who just discuss stuff with him

-Whenever he actually does try to type online he makes articles about the best sleep positions or stuff like that

-His fandom is just loving mutuals who sleep and take care of each other

-They have a discord server where it just plays soft music to help everyone sleep

-Last post: “Humans aren’t so bad when they’re asleep”

||Luke and Simeon

-He has a big following on twitch where he just bakes sweets in his cute little hat and-

-Clearly you can tell I follow him on twitch

-The type of twitch streamer that no one hates on because why would you? He is literally just baking and cute comments

-Sometimes he streams with Simeon and everyone loves both of them

-When people give money they dont give “money” no no...they call donating headpats

-Luke is just so adorable that everyone just...

-“Angel Lulu’s Protection Squad⭐️”

-He got famous when he...He doesnt want to call it a collab but He made a lot of sweets and gave them to beel so everyone freaked out and thought

-THE SWEET BOY THAT EATS A LOT AND THE ANGELIC CHILD THAT MAKES SWEETS A LOT ARE FRIENDS?!

-He is now pissed that everyone thinks they’re friends 😠

-Basically his fans started making dishes and candy inspired by him

-Sometimes they send it in and Simeon has to confiscate some because

-“Im sorry, guys. You are all really sweet and I know that you mean well but Luke isn’t allowed much sweets yet”

-No one ever EVER lewds luke

-Fortunately Luke’s fandom has the least amount of pedophiles because everyone drives them away the moment they try something

-Whenever luke does fan mail/unboxing videos people just adore how Simeon places a glass of water at the table below the camera and the scissors or cutter he uses is child proof

-Even though Luke is the main person on his account everyone also notices Simeon.

-How couldn’t they? He looked like he wanted to make everyone in the audience live a better life

-Add that with luke’s wholesome baking and BOOM! You are now ready for a better life🌟

-Last post: It’s a picture of Luke shyly showing of his new batch of sun and moon shaped sugar cookies. “Sun and Moon. Tune in later at 3 pm to see how we made these!”

||Solomon

-He barely posts but he helps asmodeus with his stuff

-Too busy with anything else but helps out when things get interesting

-Proposes Ideas for Asmo sometimes when the demon doesn’t know what to wear for a live or a story

-Laughs at Asmo sometimes when he gets into scandals and drama

-Happy cameraman ❤️

-People follow him because 1.) He’s hot 2.) The fans ship him with Asmodeus

-Last Post: “When will you learn 🙂”

||Diavolo

-He is a vlogger~ Not a very active vlogger but a vlogger nonetheless

-He films anything he can but he’s more known on tik tok and devilgram rather than twitch or youtube

-People have been thirsting for him ever since and no one can convince me that they dont just shamelessly call him daddy whenever he goes on live

-Barbatos makes sure however that whenever it isnt appropriate anymore that he would tell diavolo to turn the camera off

-Wranggled Luci into his mess and now everyone knows the face of that one dude who just reads documents

-Everyone lowkey ships them

-Diavolo is the type to take a picture of a big meeting or a retreat out of instinct to just document his life

-He actually didnt know about vloggers before but he just liked the thought of documenting it

-Everyone picks up “Master” vibes as they say from him hehehe

-He doesnt have an Onlyfans or patreon 😔😔😔

-I honestly would have subscribed to his services

-Last post: “Barbatos made a delicious meal for us at the retreat today” Along with a picture of the Beautiful Demon Delicacy Spread in the table.

Taglist: No one yet (Please be part of the taglist for more content like this ☹️ It’s getting really discouraging)

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keichanz · 5 years ago

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Sneak

hey @heavenin--hell remember when i said i wanted to write something about that cute Inukag fanart you drew?

welp. i did the thing ;lajdfajfadjkfaldalf

came out a little longer than intended (big shocker there i know pfftt) no seriously i wanted to keep this short and sweet without so much detail in between, but then my stupid brain went “oh Idea™” and then this happened. whoops.

anyway i hope you enjoy this little ditty that your amazing fanart inspired! <3 i love your art so much please never stop i will cry if you do okay not really but still it’s awesome lol

unedited because it’s late and i’m lazy.

“Inuyasha, dinner’s ready!”

Satisfied the hanyou would heed her call and come running at the promise of food, a smiling Kagome ducked back inside her little hut and bustled about, cleaning up a bit of the clutter and retrieving some dishes for their meal as she waited for her ever constant companion. She was confident he would hear her wherever he was in the village, although she suspected he wasn’t that far away. It was something she’d learned earlier on after her return; Inuyasha was never too far away, and though he may be out of sight, she knew he was reluctant to put much distance between them, and she felt the same exact way.

Setting the wooden serving tray on the floor before the fire, a beautiful housewarming gift from Miroku and Sango when she’d officially “moved in” into the hut that had previously belonged to a now deceased elderly man, Kagome sat back and stared thoughtfully into the fire, still smiling as she took a moment to think back on all that had happened since her return nearly four months ago.

Never in all of her life could Kagome have ever possibly imagined she’d be as happy as she was right now without any of the modern conveniences she’d grown up with. If someone had told her before she’d fallen down the well on her fifteenth birthday that three years from now she’d be living with no hot water or plumbing and call it paradise, she’d think them gone completely daft. Someone like her? Whose favorite pastime was taking hot baths living without hot water and being happy about it? Get real!

But then, as fate would hate it, funnily enough this was her paradise. Breathing in the fresh, clean open air, having her friends that were as close as family here with her, and sharing it all with the man she loved. It all sounded too good to be true, and sometimes Kagome did wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, fearing that her nightmares were a reality and she was still trapped in the darkness, never to see her friends or Inuyasha again.

But then strong arms, familiar arms, surrounded her in a comforting embrace as a low voice rumbled assurances in her ear and she was able to breathe once more as blessed reality came rushing back. She’d cling to him, crying her relief, and he’d hold her tight, whispering to her, telling her everything was alright much as he had her first day back.

It was a day Kagome often thought back on with a fond smile, because not only was it the point in which her life changed forever, but it was also when she realized her hanyou wasn’t the same stubborn, temperamental boy she’d involuntary left behind three years ago. They’d all be in Kaede’s hut, celebrating her return and swapping stories of how their lives have gone thus far when, her emotions finally catching up to her, Kagome had without any warning completely broken down. Her entire body had shaken with heart wrenching sobs, her face was wet with endless tears, and no matter how hard she’d tried, she couldn’t stop.

Her relief had been so intense, her joy of being reunited with those she loved most was so great, so incredibly strong she’d been unable to contain it and it had overflowed in the form of relentless crying. She’d been unable to answer Miroku and Sango’s concerned questions, only managing a stuttered apology, but then, surprising everyone in the room, Inuyasha had wordlessly stood up, settled himself beside her, and then scooped her up into his arms before cradling her in his lap, holding her as she broke apart.

Kagome had clung to him desperately, not even bothering to question his very uncharacteristic display of affection. When she’d calmed down enough where she wasn’t a total mess, she’d turned around, held out her arms to the friends that she’d missed so much, and for the next few minutes the five of them had simply held one another, rejoicing in their loved one’s permanent return.

And then the twins, wanting in on all the affection too, had joined in, Kagome laughed, and the atmosphere considerably lightened. She’d gotten introduced to Miroku and Sango’s children then, immediately bonding and falling in love with them, and they’d been able to fall back into conversation like she’d never even left, comfortable, easy, familiar.

The entire time she’d remained seated in Inuyasha’s lap with his arms draped loosely around her and they’d looked so happy no one had the thought to tease them about it.

Kagome blushed, remembering how she’d slept through the night in his arms. She was extremely pleased to say that their relationship had grown by leaps and bounds and while neither of them had truly confessed their feelings yet, they were no stranger to physical intimacy. It wasn’t anything serious yet – just mainly hugging and a few chaste kisses here and there – but Kagome was happy with where things stood between them. There was no rush, after all; she was here to stay and they had all the time in the world now that they didn’t have some great evil looming above their heads twenty-four seven.

Her blush deepened and despite herself a giggle erupted from her mouth before she could stifle it. Well, she wasn’t in a rush at least. While Inuyasha hadn’t pushed her for anything or even hinted that he wanted more, he had been the one to kiss her first, just a few short days after her return. It had been slow, gentle, incredibly sweet, and he’d simply held her afterward, claiming that he’d wasted enough time with her before being an immature, emotionally stunted asshole – his words, not hers, and her laugh had made him grin – and he didn’t want to wait anymore to show her he wanted to be with her.

Kagome had been able to do nothing but drag him in for another kiss but he’d heard her message loud and clear. Ever since then, every once in a while Kagome was able to surprise him by brushing a soft kiss to his lips, but more often than not it was that devilish man that liked to catch her off guard by sweeping her into a kiss without warning and she knew he only did it because he thought the heavily blushing and flustered state he left her in was funny as hell.

Despite this, however, and even though she did often chase the cackling hanyou through the village while shouting various threats of dismemberment, she never asked him to stop.

She did have to admit, however, with that familiar fluttering sensation in her tummy, that it was getting increasingly more difficult to resist the urge to either crawl into his lap at night, or ask him to join her in bed. Not because she wanted to tempt him or take their relationship to the next level, but because she wanted him to hold her as she fell asleep, to be surrounded by his warmth in the hopes that perhaps he would be able to chase the nightmares away.

Kagome suddenly bit her lip in thought and glanced toward the futon, her flush deepening at the direction her thoughts had inadvertently taken, however the small smile that curved her mouth was cautiously hopeful. Maybe…maybe it was time she finally stopped pussyfooting around her feelings and asked him to join her. Hell, maybe she’d even do it tonight. He practically lived here anyway; it’s where he ate, slept, and Kagome didn’t want him to feel like he had to sit sleeping against the wall in his own home when the futon was plenty big enough for both of them—a generous gift from Kaede who’d handed it over with a knowing smile that Kagome hadn’t understood at the time.

Now, though… Kagome sighed and shook her head with a chuckle. The old woman always had been rather perceptive and rather sly, to boot. She sent a silent word of thanks to her dear friend, her decision made. Yes, this was their home, Kagome loved it, and though he occasionally complained that it smelled like old man, she knew he liked it, too.

A giddy sense of excitement welled up inside her and Kagome released a few girlish giggles, allowing herself just a brief moment ridiculousness as she squirmed about where she sat, her face flushed, but her smile bright. She was fairly certain Inuyasha would agree; even if he hadn’t said it in so many words, she knew he cared for her – perhaps even loved her – and really, it wasn’t like he hadn’t done it before, except only this time it wouldn’t be because he was comforting her from another nightmare.

Kagome sighed wistfully, then frowned, gaze swinging toward the door. Speaking of which, where was that man? He should have been here by now.

Getting to her feet, she ambled over to the door and swept aside the reed mat. “Inuyasha? Dinner’s ready.” A pause. “Inuyasha?”

When still she heard nothing but the gentle breeze rustling the trees and saw neither hide nor hair of her hanyou, Kagome sighed and ventured out to go find him. It was possible he was taking a quick dunk in the river to wash off the dirt and sweat of the day, or he could be entertaining the twins at Miroku and Sango’s. He had a soft spot for those girls and they adored him in return, and watching them interact never failed to bring a smile to her face.

Kagome smiled and absentmindedly put a hand over her stomach, biting her lip as she imagined it round with their child. Though it was true she was in no rush in terms of their relationship, she would like to get there someday, and she hoped Inuyasha felt similarly. Of course, knowing her hanyou like she did, she also understood it could be a very long time until he felt ready enough to cross that step, but she was content to wait for however long he needed.

She just really hoped he wouldn’t make her wait too long.

Inwardly snorting but with a little smile curling her lips, Kagome started towards their friends’ house – even if he wasn’t there, they might have a clue as to where he is – however, she’d only taken just a few steps before she spotted the very person she’d been intent on searching for.

Cradled in the roots of his favorite lounging tree, relaxed and utterly dead to the world, Inuyasha hadn’t heard her because he was indulging in one of his recent favorite pastimes, hands behind his head and even snoring lightly. The damp hair and open kosode and suikan suggested he had indeed taken a brief dip into the river before deciding to take a nap and Kagome crept a little closer, being careful not to wake him.

Her expression softened and she knelt down, crossing her arms over her bent knees as she regarded him with a loving smile. If someone had told her three years ago that Inuyasha was napping somewhere, completely oblivious to everything, she wouldn’t have believed them. She’d known him to always be restless with pent up energy, unable to sit down and do nothing while Naraku was still out there destroying lives and collecting Shikon jewel shards. So to see him like this now, so peaceful and without a worry in the world, it was truly refreshing and a sight to savor.

She couldn’t really blame him for developing a fondness for naps. Before they had never had any time to just sit down and rest, to kick back and relax because there had always been a new enemy to fight, a shard to find and purify, and napping was damned near impossible when there was a despicably evil demon constantly looming over their heads, power hungry and hell bent on their destruction.

But now that Naraku was gone, they didn’t have to worry about any of that. They could finally just breathe, take naps, sit down and smell the damn roses and hell, have a freaking cup of tea while they were at it. The point was, they had the time now, and Kagome didn’t blame Inuyasha one bit for taking advantage of it when he could.

As a matter of fact, it was awfully temping to join him in peaceful slumber, to snuggle up against him and doze off for a while, but dinner was over the fire at home and she didn’t want it to spoil. She bit her lip as she stared at him, tilting her head to the side in thought, and then smiled.

She knew exactly how to wake him. She didn’t get this rare opportunity often and she didn’t want it to go to waste.

Fighting back the urge to giggle as she oh so slowly inched closer, Kagome managed to prop herself up over him without, miracle of miracles, waking him up and she was smiling broadly now as he hovered her face above his own. He slept on, none the wiser, and biting down on her lip to stifle a giggle that welled up, Kagome started to lean down—

It happened so fast Kagome couldn’t even draw in the breath to gasp. One second she was leaning in to wake him up via tender kiss, and the next Inuyasha had captured her mouth in a heated kiss that had her toes curling and something warm to pool in the pit of her belly. This kiss was different from all the others they’d shared; this one was slow, languid, and incredibly hot, his tongue slipping past her parted lips for a deeper, more thorough taste.

Then suddenly it was over as quickly as it had begun and Inuyasha lied back, his eyes still closed, but the smirk that curved his mouth upward as she sputtered and blushed above him was all kinds of satisfied male arrogance.

With an inarticulate noise of flustered embarrassment echoing in her throat, Kagome flopped down against him and buried her hot face in his shoulder as he chuckled beneath her.

“It was a good try, Kagome,” he rumbled, his smirk widening at her muffled shut up. “I heard you leaving our home and coming this way, but…”

“Shut up,” Kagome repeated in a peevish mutter and weakly slapped his chest, wondering if her burning face would ever return back to normal. Probably not.

“Ten outta ten effort,” Inuyasha continued and laughed at Kagome’s audible groan. “I already told you, wench.” He turned his head and he felt her shiver as he growled in her ear.

“You can’t sneak up on me.”

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messedupessy · 5 years ago

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Hey Messy, so for your send a HC, how about another Lion King one. When Berry picks Stretch up like Simba, Stretch long cats. Bonus points if theres a ciggy in his mouth and hes just continues smoking not even bothering to escape, unless Berry tries to bath him then he'll portal his bum outta there faster than Berry can make his Ultimate Fantastic Taco Tuesday Surprise(tradmark pending).... welp guess im sending two for the price of one. Lol

Pfftt beautiful xD the longcat part I can agree with yes can so see him just be completely lax in his brother’s hold yes, the rest is mhhh well not my kind of thing doesn’t feel like my take on the boys at all xD like why would Berry try to bath him he isn’t a cat, he can bath himself whenever he wanna pft that part is a no

Ultimate fantastic taco tuesday surprise tho could be rly fun, can see it as the day they make tacos but they are both such pranksters it becomes a prank war to make the craziest tacos they possibly can and then eat them, with Stretch doing his best to stop Berry from putting things that are not edible in the slightest because he will have to eat those later and he do not wanna, so its like a war to see if Berry can sneak something really bad into the tacos without Stretch catching on, it’s fun xD

So could say this is semi canon, just not the whole bath thing otherwise I can see it happening ye

Send me a headcanon for my chara’s, if I like it it will be canon

#undertale #underswap #MessedUpEssy #Essy Answers #ask thingie thing #Essy's Undertale Headcanons #my stretch and berry are more like best friends than brothers to one another #they constantly cause chaos with their pranks and jokes #so many memes and references all over the place #with berry at times taking things a bit too far #as he got problems with holding back pft

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renaroo · 5 years ago

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3, 5, 11, 41

3. What ship are you currently obsessed with and why?

Pfftt the irony of this coming from you ;P

Well right now for SOME reason I’ve been rereading a lot of Booster Gold and Justice League International, so my passions on some old ships from those are very high. Namely, of course, the classic Blue & Gold of Ted Kord and Booster Gold, the eternal joy that is Big Barda and Scott Free, and then Fire and Ice.

Outside of that, Marvel delighted me recently by pairing Julie Power and Rikki Barnes which is a gorgeous ship that may even rank up there with my Rikki Barnes and Anya Corazon ship.

5. What is your favorite OT3?

Hmm. Of all time? I really love classic Peter/Gwen/MJ a lot, and I also have feelings in regards to some other ships I’ve talked about on the blog before like Teen!Scott/Teen!Jean/Laura, and DC ships Bruce/Selina/Talia and Cir-El/Natasha/Traci, and from RvB Tex/Church/Tucker.

11. If the creators of your favorite fandom asked you to write the ship canon-confirmation episode, what will you write/how will it happen?

Hoshit. If it were like Grimmons for Red vs Blue, the joke would be that they’d confess and then act exactly like normal and everyone else would just be surprised that they weren’t already together if anything else probably.

Ted and Booster would need some build up to an actual confession and I think I’d actually like to buck convention in fandom and have Ted be the one pushing. Just because, especially rereading some JLI and 90s comics, that feels more where the chips lie.

41. What is the strangest thing you’ve done to honor your favorite fandom, ship or character?

I think forcing my friends to sit and watch as I bombard them with evidence from tv shows and comic panels and the like is pretty strange to literally everyone else in the world lol

#fandom meme #secretlystephaniebrown #ask and you shall receive

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chromium7sky · 6 years ago

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Damirae week day 3 : Drunk|(You all) that I want.

A/n: Continue from I'm a sucker series lol. Enjoy

Raven keeping her low profile as she reached the bar called Jackal's Sanctuary. Another forecast she felt this time she seen the venue and the time on digital clock which shows 11.11pm.

As she leaning to the lamp post nearby, she pulled out her handphone and look at the time and it seems the digital clock shows. 8.11 pm, another four hours to go.

As she put on her wireless headphone and starting to scroll some of her playlist on spotify, she felt like someone is watching her.

Keep her cool face as she attentively listen to the latest Jonas Brothers song, she's been in the same situation before and who she call? Damian.

Speaking of Damian, he sould be arrive right now judging from the time they set up to meet. She sighed as she shoved her phone into her pocket. Still the feeling of her being watch still lingering and she felt it from the alley a few block behind her.

It took her alot of courage to take a look over her shoulder at it seems it was just a kitten who licking itself after having their meal. Is that a can of tuna?

She just shrug off the feeling.

"Sorry for kept you waiting."

Raven jolted then she turn around. It was him. The guy who shared her forecast with. She crossed her arm and arched her brow, "I thought you couldn't make it."

"There's some business that I can't simply avoid." he sighed as he adjusting his brown sweatshirt sleeves.

"By the way, i did try to recall what time when that incident will happen." Raven put down her headphone as she talk to him. "11.11pm." she added.

"Want to grab something to eat before we come back to this place?" Damian looked at his screen phone as he suggest.

"Why not?"

"There's a restaurant nearby and, where are you going?" Damian sees Raven went to the opposite street.

"There's a kebab stall over there!" raven shouted as she reached the other pavement.

Damian silent for a while then walk to where the stall is.

As soon as that young lad joined Raven, she ordered herself a chicken honey. Damian took his time and ordered Chicken tikka.

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"Did you see it?" Dick whispered in their intercom as he's on the roof of the building nearby.

"Found the love birds!" Steph exclaimed as she and Cass appear at the building a bit nearer with Raven and Damian.

"Tim! Have you taken the picture?!" Jason who is now at the alley where the kitten raven saw earlier.

" I was trying to get a good shot, be patience!' Tim huffed as he concentrated on his camera lens.

"Do you have to drag me along , Dick?" Duke appeared beside Dick as he using enhanced binocular spying on his little brother.

"Damian went out with a girl is a rare occasion!" Babs using her grappling gun as she reached the rooftops. "Its an oppoturnity that won't be missed!" as she clasped her hand together. ----------

Something makes Damian annoyed and he looked at the rooftop building. Seems like nothing.

"What's the matter?" Raven asked after she bite her kebab.

"I felt someone watching us." as he stared the the building opposite to them then he stare real hard at that area.

"And i thought I was the only one." Raven mumbled as she bite down her food.

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"Guys, I think he knows we're here." as Duke looked at them through Dick's binocular. As he refocused on the couple. He saw Damian who makes beheaded gesture while looking straight to him as if he saw them.Quickly Duke pass the device to Dick abruptly.

"What did you see?" Dick ask as soon as he had the binocular.

"He's gonna kill us." Duke muttered.

"Awwwww...."

"What do you mean awwww...."

"Little D is harmless , don't worry." Dick give his best smile.

"You didn't know how he almost kill the criminal in his closed case before?! He practically put them in trauma unit and there one guy end up like broken record!" Duke shivers.

"Well, he DIDN'T kill the guy, that's an improvement."

"Oh that guy deserve it, he turn the kidnap children into a living puppet. A puppet!" as Barbara took the binocular as she spy on the couple.

"Oh, Duke. He was frustrated at that time because he cant save children that has been modify but he manage to save a dozen of kids in the cage. You should seen him that time. "

"Still..."

"That doesn't change my perspective about him." Tim voice on intercom.

"Perspective?" Duke curious about the brilliant Detective Tim Drake opinion.

"A haughty brat who push me down the stairs."

"Come on, Tim. He was 10 at that time, it was 10 years ago."

"No, Nu-uh. The last time I try to be reasonable with him, he destroy my coffee machine! That was my elixir!"

"Timbo, you're becoming coffee zombie, talk about you went into coffee deprived coma." Steph's turn to talk.

"Seriously I can't even smoke in peace with that brat."

"You know he respect Alfred by doing his favor , Jason." Dick trying to defend his little brother.

"So, that was the reason why all of you guys into this 'Suicide mission'?" as Duke heard their reason.

"Yep." all of them answered it.

"What did he did to you, Cass?" Duke wonder about the assassin girl who speak less.

"He is happy."

"Look! Even Cass could tell he's happy with her!" Babs giggled.

" We didn't know anything about the girl's background." Duke shaking his head.

"This is a job for Spoiler to spill the bean." Steph let out her hearty laugh as she sharing the files in the Soaring bird database.

"Raven Roth, an art college student." Duke read her biodata.

"Wow! Check out the recognition she get! From Paris?" Babs look at Raven's photograph with her artwork called Librarian where she use text to form a potrait.

"An orphan." Cass speaks as she stared that Raven's mother section who is deceased.

"Still haven't found her father information though." Steph added.

"Poor girl." as Dick studied her profile picture.

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"Uh, Damian. What's with that gesture?" Raven stared at him as he made the obvious gesture.

"A threat. Just to make sure that they'll stop following us." Damian answered with deep tone.

"I...hope it worked." Raven swallow her worriness.

"Hi, haven't seen you around before." a cheerful voice greets them.

As Raven looked at the person, Damian making hiss sound. Wait, he did that?

"Tt, Dick..." Damian grumbled.

"Uh, Sorry about my friend. He's kinda...." Raven tried to cover Damian's "curse".

"No, no, no. He's right."

"What?" Raven now puzzled.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Dick. Damian's elder brother." Dick held his hand towards her.

'Are you kidding me.' Raven completely dumbfound.

"Adoptive brother and how did you find us here?" Damian arched his brow. Just as he suspected, Jason had told them about it. Looks like the mission are getting more difficult but it seems there's only D....

"Mind if we're join in???!" a shrill voice were heard behind them.

Damian face palm, frustrating. Sounds like the whole Bat and Co. are coming.

"Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Steph! This is Cass and Babs." Steph immediately introduce herself and two other girls.

"Oh, Hi! Nice to meet you! I'm..."

"You must be Raven, right?" As Jason , Tim and Duke appear behind Dick.

"You voice sounds familiar, are you Mr.Wayne?" Raven asked politely.

Jason chuckled as soon as he heard it. "My apologise, Miss. I was playing on you to see your reaction. I'm Jason, this is Duke and Nerd Timbo over there." Tim let out annoying grunt as he looking on his tablet for his report.

"Oh." Raven speechless, now there's a swamp of Damian's sibling meeting her. This awkward situation.

"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Damian growling beside the blue hair girl.

"It's a coincidence to find you here." Dick gives out his best smile. Duke hid behind Jason trying to cover his nervousness.

"As if I would believe that!" The green eyed man spit out. "What are you guys doing here?" he asked again.

"Kebab!" The Bat and Co turn to Duke. The atmosphere went silent for a while following with Damian's simple question.

"What?"

"We're here for the Kebab." Duke pointing at the Kebab stall.

"I told you this Kebab stall are famous." Raven whispers to Damian. Damian rolled his eyes in respond.

"Whatever you say." as Damian glanced at his watch. It stated 10.30pm.

"So, you two have plans right?" Babs asked the 'fake' couple.

"Uh..." Raven unsured what to answer.

"Don't mind us. Continue your dates." said Steph after she ordered her food from that stall.

Damian kept his suspicious face then pull Raven's arm as they crossed to the otherside of the street as they about to investigate Raven's forecast happening at the small bar called Jackal's Santuary.

The Bat and Co saw both of them entering the premise as they eat their food.

"Aren't they look cute..." Dick with gleaming eyes.

" Pfftt. "Jason finished his mutton honey kebab and took a couple of sip from his malt drink which he bought from the same stall."Seriously Dick, you had me when you're trying to be CUPID and drag all of us."

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As they enter the bar, it was noisy with polka theme song and apparently it's filled Russian culture.

"Here I thought the bar more like generic pub but this is something else." Damian commented.

"They are more friendly?" says Raven who actually never been into clubs.

"No. More like a place for 'the big name' to meet." The big name what Damian actually meant are Criminal Lords who is untouchable by police department and authority. Probably they sack them enough to pardon all their DEEDs.

As they settle down at the table nearby the exit, a waitress came up to them which made Raven almost jolted and Damian saw her reaction.

"Welcome to Jackal's Sanctuary. can I take ya orda?" a thick accent blonde woman greets them as well as held her tablet by her hands.

"Can you get me a beer?"

"Beer for the lad, how about the lady?"

"Uh, water please." Raven timidly say.

The waitress stared her then make a shrug. "Water fer lady then. Enjoy ya day." She smiled and went to the bartender.

"What's the matter, Raven? Why are you look surprised?"

"That's her. I've seen her in the Forecast."

"I guess we better kept an eye on her and the perp." Damian muttered as he crossed arm while he observed surrounding. Who knows, he might find some mob boss that made trouble back at Gotham city before that he could put it away. Talk about those Cobblepot and Nygma gang that causing some damage in some part of the city where the people went jobless due to accident happen causing the factory to explode. Damian sighed and shake his head as he recall the incident.

"What's the matter?" Raven were concerned as she could felt his tense.

"Nothing, just thought about a case when I see these mafia-like meeting."

"A huge one?" as Raven put her hand together on the table.

"Old and huge case."

Raven pressed her lip. As far as they were having 'fake' relationship, she never question his career seriously, when Damian said about the case, she might thought him as detective or undercover detective, like in the movies.

"I've been wondering, it's been 2 months we've known each other..." her words trailed off.

"And?" she got his attention.

"I've been wondering about what career are you in." she clasped her hand on the table.

There were silence between them.

"Let's just say, I consult the police."

"You seems to be serious about it." she chuckled.

"Of course or else they'll end up being useless department in my city." Damian put his chin on his hand as he stared at the entrance.

Then he saw a guy with suspicious character comes in.

As Damian eyeing on him, that guy spoke a few words to the bartender and went to the toilet, this is the cue where the interview starts.

"Blend in, Raven. I found someone that i need to TALK." Damian got up and went to the men's room.

"Alright then." she shrugged.

A few minutes later, the waitress come with their drinks. "Here's beer for the lad and water for the lady." she served a beer bottle and a shot glass to Raven.

Raven looked at the glass then at the waitress. "Really? In small glass?"

"This one is original from russia and its on the house." the waitress smiled and explained the drink.

"On house? That's lovely." Raven drink it one go and boy, she felt the burn run through her throat. She slammed the cup on the table and exhaled.

"Are you okay, lady?"

"This is the most unusual drink i have. Can i have another one?" Raven's loud voice causing the guys who seat near the bartender who witness it, shouted AY in merry way. Perhaps they are excited to watch a girl who appreciate the russian signature drink.

"Coming right up!" the lady giggled and went back to the bartender.

Each of the glass slammed on the table as she exhaled from drinking the 'water', they shouted AY and patted behind her. She is making history, in the club. Quite absurd but its true.

"What's happening here?" Damian come in as he saw the table being surrounded by the old guys russian as if Raven does drinking contest.

"Ow, Damian! This nice gentlemens giving me some water!" Raven laughed as her cheek burn red.

"Water?"

"Yeah, in small cup, maybe its special from Russia. I love it!" she held the glass and about to drink. Damian quickly snatch the cup from her and smelled it.

"Oh My God, this is Vodka." Damian put it at the side of the table that is unreachable for her.

"Wait, why are taking my water?" Raven whines as she tried to get it.

"Because you had enough of it." Damian glared at them and the crowd slowly disperse to their own table.

"Raven, look at the time." Damian shows at clock that shows 11.11pm but all she could see the clock arm spin faster.

"Make the clock stop, Damian."

Damian look at her as she try to focus on the clock. Oh no.

"How many water you're having?" Damian asked her as he crossed his arm.

"Uh..." Raven counting by fingers on both of her hands. " 3?" Damian look at the table, there's 6 glasses, he sighed. He shouldn't left her alone.

"It seems nothing happen by the way, we should go." He quickly get up and left a couple of bills on the table.

"Hey, lady. Why not stay a little longer? We have more stuff for you to see." an old russian who is one of the men that witness her drinking earlier.

"Oh! Damian, can't we stay abit longer, this nice gentlemen said wanna show me some of Russian roulette drink."

"You are my girlfriend and you are coming with me, now." Damian getting tensed.

"But..."

"I tell you what you want to know if you're coming with me." he sighed hoping she could follow him back.

"Oh! Okay then! Sorry, Mister. My boyfriend has something to tell me. Bye!" she waved like a kid and quickly follow the young lad out.

**********

"Pssttt....I just remember...aren't we fake boyfriend and fake girlfriend?" Raven whispered to Damian as he accompany her due to her drunken state.

"...It's our agreement."

"Are you the fake girlfriend then?"

"What?" that question really had him as he looked at her.

"If we're fake, I had to be fake boyfriend and you are the fake girlfriend." she giggled." Because I'm a girl and your friend, so I'm not your fake girlfriend."

He chuckled with her train of thoughts and pun attempted words. "That's not how it meant."

"So you are a fake boyfriend?" she looked at him from head to toes. " Does that means you are a fake boy? Or a fake friend?" Oh she got him speechless. "Which on is it?" as she poke his ribs.

"I think its the best way we go my apartment." as they reached at the high security gate. He couldn't afford to let this vulnerable Raven to sleep at her apartment especially after what happen to her roomie a few months ago. Damian use his card to enter, Raven were astonished and try to do the beep beep sound as if she goes into space ship. Before she attract more attention, Damian quickly grab her inside and went to the highest floor.

"What a huge room you got." as she walked in as soon as Damian open the door. He sighed. A bad decision to bring her to the club place.

Raven walk in happy tunes towards the huge window. "Amg, you have the best view!" She exclaimed.

He sighed and settle down her coat at the hanger and her purse on the table.

"Hey Damian!"

"What?"

"You still haven't answer."

"Answer what?" he tries to recall.

"That are you a fake boy or a fake friend?" Raven skidaddle towards him as she wanted to hear his answer.

"You really are drunk, Raven." he frowned.

"You are avoiding the answer! Are you a girl?! Oh we could have girls dates! go shopping together! Do sleepover, paint our nails!"

Never in their meeting Damian would seen Raven that's so cheerful, Raven that he usually met is sad and serious.

"I am a guy and a friend." at last he answer her.

"Hmmm...Good, I don't think I'm into girls like in sexual way, you made me confuse if you told me you're a girl." she giggled.

"What..." Damian blushes as he heard the words coming from her mouth. People say drunk people are honest to their words.

"Maybe I could paint your nails? I have that awesome nail polish green colour that match with you eyes." Raven grab his hand as she studied his finger nails, large and neat cut.

"Wait, Go back, You attracted to me?" Damian is confused state.

"Don't be silly. I like you." Raven shows her grin.

"Like...like like? Or just like?" he still uncertain with thing he heard from her mouth.

"You're funny. Like, like like!" she laughed and that made his face blushes.

"I'm quite certain that I'm not a fake girl." as she pull her collar blouse, look inside, at her torso.

"Raven."

"See?" she pull up her blouse and shows to Damian her upper body.

"STOP." Damian pull down her clothes as he looked away. She will kill him someday.

"You're not a fake girl either." as Raven tries to feel his chest but before she does, he grab both of her hands.

"I get it, we are not fake." he tried his best to keep his shit together.

"Good, you would make me question my sexuality if you were a girl and I like you as a boy." she smiled.

Raven has successfully made Damian Wayne flustered and blushed. Never in his life would meet a girl who had mess up his emotion like this moment.

"I never had girls party or sleepover before." she muttered as she remember her childhood. "Is this my first sleepover?"

"I...I don't know." Damian still find his words after being hitted by Raven's honest flirty words.

"It's my first sleepover yay!" she cheered. She's happy pacing as she bought him by pulling his hands along to the sofa. "So, what are we gonna do?" as both of them sit down.

"What?"

"This sleepover! Are we gonna have pillow fight?"

"Adult sleepover with boyfriends means something else." Damian tried to kept his cool.

"What does it means?" Raven tilt her heard in curiousity.

"Sleep. Just Sleep." He didn't tell the actual thing.

"That's no fun at all. You must have 'boring' sleepover. Oh!! Maybe you never had any, just like me!!" she giggled.

'Does this girl knows what she's talking about?' his mind irritated with the statement.

"I don't sleep at other people's house or invite them to my apartment." Damian kept his serious face.

"Am I the first one to sleepover here?" she grab both of his hand. "I promise I'll make this sleepover fun!"

"Fun?" Damian arched his brow.

"Fun!" Raven with her gleaming eyes stared at him like a little girl.

"Do you have any extra clothes to wear? Mine is kinda smelly for this sleepover." she smelled her clothes and it reeks with sweat and smokes from the club before.

"Stay here. I'll go get some." Damian got up and when to his wardrobe.

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"Here, use this." Damian gives her his shirt and shorts.

"Oh." as Raven received it , she about to pull out her blouse.

"Not here, Damn it!" Damian once again pull down her blouse, grab her and the clothes the walk to the bathroom.

"Change your clothes in here." Damian shade of red grew to his ears as he put the clean clothes on the dry sink then he close the door.

"This shirt is so comfy!" as soon as she come out from the batroom.

"....you should wear some pants." as he seen her twiddling around as if she's wearing a dress.

" I don't need pants, it has cover my butt and you can't see it." as she pull the shirt that reached her thighs. Damian gulped as his eyes trailed on it.

"Alright , miss energetic. You better get some sleep or you'll end up with a headache." he walk to his bedroom which is huge and roomy. Neat with exquisite and modern furniture and the bed is a king size.

"Ohhh...this is comfy!" as she landed on the bed then rolled over to the edge of the bed. Damian just stood there unsure how to reach when she just casually rolled on his bed.

"You must be having fun before sleep." as she jumped on it.

"The bed is for sleeping, Raven."

"And PILLOW FIGHT!!" a pillow hit his face, bullseye.

"I win!" she held both of her hands high."I win i win i win!" she cheers as she jump on the bed.

"You can't win if I didn't forfeit." Damian grab the pillow that has been send by her.

"Or maybe you're just a sore lo-" Damian cut her words by smack her face with pillow he had.

"I win."

Raven fell on her bed and start to throw her tantrum. "It's not fair!"

"There is no rules in pillow fight."

"Oh, yeah?" Raven smack his face with two pillow causing him to fell on his bed.

Damian tried to get but Raven now on top of him, and held her pillow high.

"I win!" she exclaimed.

Damian were stunned with position he's in and hell, he try not to lose it. A girl in his shirt, on top of him in his bed. Consider it his lucky strike.

Shaking his head as he denied desire that stirred in his body. "Get off of me." he hissed.

Raven still on top of him hugging the pillow."No."

Damian groaned as his head hit the soft mattress beneath him. He felt her movement as she lean towards him. "What are you doing?" he scowled.

"You have very pretty eyes." Raven cup both of his cheek as her eyes studied his. Those eyes has blue and a bits of golden mixture that made them look like precious auric malachite gems. Raven slowly leaned towards him until both of their nose touch each other.

"Raven." Damian whispers then Raven plant a kis on his lips. Soft and chaste.

Damian can't help it as he closed his eyes feeling the soft of her lips, soft and lavender fragrance of her hair. His hands touch her arms, then her back moving down to her waist. He can hear her heart same pace as his. Faster.

Raven withdrawn as she take the air amused him. "Why are you laughing?"

"Why are you gasping?"

"I thought we hold our breath while we kissing?"

"Pfft. Let me show you."

He put his hand at the back of her back an pulled towards him. He crushed both their lips and savour it.

Raven felt like euphorial as they kissed in sensual way. As soon as they withdrawn, both of them panting, sucking oxygen filling their lungs.

"Wow."

"Wow?"

"I've never kiss anyone before."

"But you kissed me." Damian furrowed his brows.

"You're the first." She giggled then she landed her head on his chest.

"Raven?"

"Wake me up when September end , Damian." she whispered.

"Wait, What? After that kiss you just-" then he heard small snores came from her. Damian sighed, pull the pillow and landed his head on it.

"It's not even September." He sighed. "She wear MY clothes, rolling and jumping on MY bed, kissed ME and now sleep on TOP of ME" He mumbled under his breath as he stroke her hair. "This girl is unbelievable."

Using remote, he turn the lights into night lamp mode and closed his eyes as he's ready to enter slumberland.

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ask-svt-hearteu · 7 years ago

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Hogwarts! Mingyu

@itsmultifandomshit requested: “Heyyy could you do Hogwarts! Mingyu??😊” and “Could I possibly ask for a mingyu Hogwarts au? I really love your writings their so cute~ ^^“

the boy's crazy

okay not really

but WHAT is he ON to be so good at everything?!?!

like everyone wants to know how the hell he has those looks and aces everything in school

the running joke is, "what potion are you drinking?”

even though they were highkey serious in his first year

he just gives them a smile and laughs while answering honestly,

“studying.”

okay but that doesn’t explain everything else Kim Mingyu

like Qudditch

was legit keeper since second year because he’s a tower compared to the others

and coming pretty close to being the same height as a fifth year likeee

basically LONG arse limbs

it's rare someone gets the ball through the hoop while he's playing

like the first time he played, the other team is all cocky like 'lol fresh meat ain't gonna be that good'

so right away they get a chance to shoot the ball

everyone's like the first goal of the game, on the edge of their seats

because they all think Gryffindor’s new clumsy keeper won't make it

but Mingyu stretches his hands out super calmly and catches like YOU THOUGHT AHAHA

flying around with a happy grin on his face, everyone SHOOK

and not only quidditch, he’s good at cooking, knitting, calculus, basically you name it he could do it

potions is and will always be his best and favorite subject

and his creations always turn out good too

he can space out in class all he wants and doesn’t even need a textbook

just starts throwing things in his cauldron from the top of his head and the teacher will walk by like “great job Mingyu!”

Minghao will be half-glaring, half 'what-are-you?' at the side

top of the class of course

obviously at least half of the younger portion of the girls has had a crush on him at one point or another

it kinda goes away though because Mingyu’s obviously not looking for anything and just subconsciously friend zones everyone

so he’s just known as that cute boy who can do everything

except like not hurt himself everyday

at this point no one's even surprised when Mingyu comes in with a bandage around his pinky or a giant bandaid on his head

the professor will be looking around for people that can perform the spell first, and her eyes will stop at Mingyu expectantly

and gets surprised when Mingyu’s struggling to even hold his wand correctly let alone perform a spell

“Mingyu, what happened?"

he’ll chuckle sheepishly, "well i was knitting a friend a new scarf and got scared by something so somehow my thumb broke in my process"

and by something he means one; Jun. two; Jun getting Hoshi to mess with their fireplace

he attempts to scratch his head with that hand and reels back in surprise because he forgot about his thumb

the dork

"why didn’t you go to the nurse? come then i’ll write you a pass"

"ah! nope it’s fine I'm trying to practice healing spells so i think my thumb will be fine in a couple hours"

yeah, him preforming the spell with his non dominant hand is way better than a nurse

but he manages and actually

that’s how you meet him

no not by an accident

pfft how clichee pfftt

your friend’s birthday was coming up and you know how she’s been wanting mittens and a scarf

so you go to out to hogsmeade and scavenge for some and can’t find anything perfect enough

you were a third year Hufflepuff and happened to be kinda close to Joshua

so you were just telling Joshua the prefect about your problem

and he’s like, "hey i have a friend in Gryffindor, your year, he’s great at knitting"

"OMG REALLY PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU TELL HIM FOR ME"

he just smiles and shakes his head, "nope go make new friends, Mingyu’s really nice"

he really just wanted the both of you guys to have another friend since he thought you guys would get along well, no other intentions

well at first

you're just like okay no biggie, Joshua wouldn’t recommend him if he wasn’t good right?

one night after dinner you manage to see someone who fit Joshua’s description

and man he was cute

going up to him, you smile, introducing yourself

"hey my name’s y/n, Joshua told me you're really good at knitting so could you help me with something?"

you're half excepting him to be like no i don't make things for random people

“yeah sure! you can come back to the common room with me and choose yarn and stuff"

so the two of you make small talk, about how you know Joshua, how you guys are in the same year, random stuff

until you reach the common room and he brings down his yarn collection for you

and you're low key surprised because wow there's literally every color you could have asked for

"so what colors are you looking for"

"um my friend lives for blue and silver like the Ravenclaw she is,” you tell him laughing

he laughs also, “alright i’ll make it for you as soon as possible!"

"no!” you shake you head, “take your time i’ll need it in like two weeks”

he shakes his head and grins, “I'll give it to you when it's done”

and that’s pretty much it, you say thanks and leave

except not because you were expecting it like a week? later

because i mean you guess you kinda knew Mingyu, just as that smart Gryffindor keeper

but when MIngyu comes up to you two days later

“psstt come to the library after supper I have it”

you're not even processing it right away, just kinda like ‘what is he talking to me for’

then you're like oh dang ALREADY???

walking to the library, your mind is running miles

and you realize like damn the library is huge how am i gonna find him

nvm this guy is a clumsy third year giant,, not the best match

you catch him loudly shuffling through books

“pssst Mingyuuuu” you say, laughing as he turns around with a little jump of surprise

“AH!” he chuckles nervously at his slightly loud yell

coming back to his senses, he reaches in his bag, and pulls out the most beautiful scarf you’ve ever seen

“here i finished” he grins

“omg it’s so pretty THANK YOU” you reach into your bag trying to find your money

“here” you hand him a few galleons, making his eyes widen

“WOW WAit i can’t take this!!” he whisper yells

shaking your head, “yes you can!! this is way nicer than anything i could find at hogmeade”

you push the money into his bag and grin, “don’t worry about it alright”

thanking him again you turn around to leave with him waving at you

then stopping in your tracks, you bite your lip subconsciously, and turn around

“hey don’t be a stranger! we’re friends now!”

a bright smile spreads across his face

“yeah!”

his simple answer making you smile, you walk out a little happier than normal

you not knowing why

you both start talking together more and realize you share a few classes since you're both in the same year

but lord

don't let anyone ever tell you Joshua Hong isn’t nosy,

especially when it involves his friends

“Y/nnnnn...” he sings happily, walking down the stairs and sitting on the couch next to you in the common room

"yes?" you answer looking up from the essay you're stressing out about

"how are you and Mingyu doing?"

you raise an eyebrow at him

like okay maybe you're dense but you're not THAT dense

you know exactly what he's implying

"we're friends" you say emphasizing your words

he smirks with the gears obviously turning in his head

"well okay then," he says cheerily, "how do you feel about him"

when did he become so BOLD

you know better than to lie to Joshua, he can find out anything

so it's better to not say anything at all

you just sigh, biting your lip and get back to your essay

faintly hearing Joshua chuckle and walk away, your mind drifts away from transfiguration to a different subject

Kim Mingyu

‘agh, whatever,’ you think

you don’t wanna stress yourself out about a guy that doesn’t even think of you as more than a friend

WELL

Joshua Hong is pretty talkative with Seungcheol and Jeonghan

and you know Junhui be nosy and eavesdropping always playing that matchmaker ever since he got himself a girlfriend

then telling alllll 12 of them

so they all know,

and not a day goes by where someone doesn’t mention you to Mingyu

seriously Minghao was about to just walk up to you to scream “MINGYU LIKES YOU A LOT AND WANTS TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE SO SAY YES”

except he got stupefied by Mingyu who was totally not blushing like an idiot at the thought of Minghao exposing him

then Mingyu got detention curtsy of Jeonghan

“for not being a man”

but Mingyu’s good at stupefying people so this whole process actually gets drawn out for a while

like a couple of months of just you and Mingyu being friends

and you trying to hide your blushing cheeks whenever Joshua walks past giving you the look

until Seungkwan overhears that your birthday is coming up

gets Mingyu in a panic on what to get you

will not stop talking to Seokmin and Minghao about it

until Minghao kinda just sighs like, “knit her a scarf? go bother her friends about colors or something”

“OOH OOH” Seokmin screams getting hype, “MAKE HER FOOOOODDDDD”

Joshua walks up to you the night before your birthday

“go to the empty potions class room!” he whispers to you

you're confused as hell, flashing him a confused look, “it’s after curfew? JOshua HOng your a prefect!”

“sssh no one has to know”

you're walking to the classroom carefully, with zero clues about anything

opening the class room door, peeking your head inside slightly

your jaw drops, hands automatically pushing the door wide open at the sight

Mingyu standing right in front of you, a flower in hand, shyly grinning at you

all the classroom desks are gone and somehow it’s just a cute vintage table for two right in the middle

with beautiful arrangements of food, one flower placed on the table perfectly

“happy early birthday”

you take the flower he hands you, getting flushed

“i love this,” you sigh gently, staring at it all in awe

he smiles, the apples of his cheeks showing, and leads you to the table

pulling out a chair for you, “sit please”

you do so, placing you flower in the vase ever so carefully

you're at a lost for words honestly, “i ... why would you put so much effort in for me?”

it really is a dumb question

“because...,” he trails off for a moment, “i like you, i like you a lot”

“i-i-i” you stutter stupidly

“i should've confessed after we ate right? then at least you don’t feel...” you hear the words he mutters under his breath nervously

“no no no wait stop!” you reach over the table and food to grab his hand, holding tightly in yours

“i like you a lot too”

he just stares blankly at you, and you can see the emotion slowly coming into his eyes

“so let’s eat yeah? i don’t want to let all this food go to waste~”

the time you guys spend eating and talking really goes by quickly

as the night naturally comes to an end the both of you are much more comfortable with each other

“hey so i got you something” he scratches his head nervously

“what no you really didn’t, especially after all this” you exclaim

already he’s pulling out a prettily wrapped box out from somewhere, you don’t know

“just open it” you can tell the smile he shows is laced with worry

carefully undoing the ribbon, opening the box, your hand touches a soft material

eyes meeting a scarf in your favorite color

“Mingyu... this is gorgeous, beautiful, seriously there’s not enough words in the dictionary”

picking up the scarf, he chuckles quietly and walks close to you

wrapping this around your neck, he softly asks, “wear this at my next game?”

“that sounds awfully girlfriend-like of me to do,” you say, playing with the ends of the scarf

“will you be my girlfriend?” he asks, the tone in his voice heavy with many emotions

even though he shouldn't be worried or nervous at all

“are you expecting any other answer besides of course?”

you stand up, wrapping your arms around his waist, resting your head against his chest

suddenly you feel the wand in his pocket buzz quietly

giggling into his chest, you lift your head up to look at him, “Mingyu what even?”

“oh that!” he moves his arms from your shoulders to your waist, “well this didn’t go as smoothly as planned”

laughing under his breath for a moment, he then stares into your eyes

the corners of his mouth twitching upwards, “Happy Birthday!”

leaning down he presses a kiss right at the corner or your lips

your cheeks can’t help turning a red pink and your giggle can’t help but come out

“you dork, you really set a wand alarm?”

shaking your head, you tippy toe

and press you lips over his, smiling into the kiss

leaning back, you smile satisfied

“but that’s why I like you.”

The Seventeen Hogwarts AU Series:

MASTERLIST

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worldwanderingward · 7 years ago

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Giraffe Butter

Yesterday I was lucky to meet two new friends Stuart and Gabby, out on the porch of my hostel, after sharing a bottle of wine we went out for a night on the town to celebrate Stuart leaving us to go to Asia. I soon discovered I'm not in Wisconsin anymore after paying $8 a beer! We soon walked to a hostel bar to take advantage of shitty $5 beers and watched Gabby crush some dudes in pool! We proceeded to dance our asses off embarrassingly with zero fucks to some shitty American music from like 15 years ago (please hire a new DJ).The night ended with drunkenly eating kabobs at 3am (pictured below)

**Kabob’s are essentially chips(french fries) covered in meat, cheese, and three random sauces of your choice. Good drunk food!***

To cure the hangover we decide to go for breakfast near the harbor, it was once again raining ( well misting) so we quickly decided on a place, sat down and ordered some coffee. By the time we got the menu and realized this was a VERY expensive place it was to late to leave. I decided on the cheapest thing on the menu($19 NZ) for eggs and toast, which was quite literally, eggs.. and toast.. accompanied by some strange syringe of what I believe was some sort of Chile liquid (oh you fancy huh?) If you know me well you know I am a very picky eater and not really a fan of eggs. At home if I eat eggs over easy I literally just dip my toast in the yolk but today there was no way in hell I wasn't eating this whole thing after paying $19 bloody dollars for it(*Australian accent*, which i strangely am adopting unintentionally?) so I guess I like the white of eggs now? Also I will be eating rice and beans for a week now to make up for the most expensive eggs on the planet,COOL.

Gabby decided on some salmon bagel concoction with giraffe butter on it. No you idiot they don't milk their own personal giraffe in the back(pfftt who would even question what this butter was, not us?, no, never) It turns out that is the name of the most expensive breakfast place in the country lol To be safe we still didn't touch the giraffe butter... SAVE THE GIRAFFES!!

As we ate our boss ass breakfast the rain continued to come down harder and harder.. SURPRISE! We all forgot rain jackets.... and Stuart is in the only clothes he has to wear for the entire day/next day and plane ride traveling to Asia. Sucks to Suck. But no really that does suck... poor stu.. :( ANYWAY. Like the badasses we are we embraced the rain and ran our asses down the street. Imagine 3 white ass people frantically running down the street laughing our asses off and drenched from head to toe.. I mean drenched.. We decided to stop at the market to get groceries because well me and gabby are poor now and need to eat rice for days......We overlooked the minor detail that we were drenched and leaving a snail trail throughout the entire store.. eventually an employee quite literally followed us with a roll of towels cleaning up behind us "so sorry!"

***“You’re already wet, do it for the gram!” ( or in this case Tumblr)****

Life is a hot mess and that's okay because it makes for some great stories, and memories with new friends.

Have a good day y'all and ALWAYS bring a rain jacket.

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obsessed-with-gacha · 4 years ago

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OKAY! SO I'M GONNA DO A THING WITH MY GACHA OCS AND ESPECIALLY MY ELF OCS LIKE A SERIES SOOOOO:

My OCs being dumbasses part 1:

(Warnings: mild...EhEm...things.)

Elmira: OH YOU THINK YOU INTIMAIDATE ME!?

London: *drinks latte in conFUsion.*

Akari: YEAH I DO! I INTIMIDATE AND YOUR ANNOYING!

Agora: Please guys we're in a mall-

Elmira: OH YEAH?!? I ANNOY YOU?

Akari: YEAH YOU DO! I CAN INTIMIDATE YOU IF I WANT! YOU CAN'T EVEN BE A BRAVE PERSON!

Elmira: OH REALLY I'M NOT BRAVE!? WELL I'LL KISS YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!

Agora: *Makes Piccachu surprised jealous GF face*

Stella: ......

Akari: OH YEAH, WELL I'LL MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

Elmira: YOU KNOW WHAT,

"I should f--- you right here! Infront of everyone!"

Agora: ....

London: *sips drink harder*

Akari: OH YEAH TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

People: *Looks on in strict parent*

Elmira: FINE! I'M GONNA DO YOU SO HARD YOU SCREAM!

London: *splurts and coughs on double-soy latte*

Stella: Pfftt-

Agora: OK THAT'S ENOUGH I'M TAKING YOU OUT AND NEVER CARRYING YOU ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN TOGETHER! NO! NO NO NO NO NOP!

(Omg lol sorry guys TwT)

Tagging: @fluffykitten246 @ask-v-andbestiesblog

#my gacha #gachacommunity #i love gacha #tumblr friends #gacha life #i have no shame #not choices

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clubpenguinheadcanons · 7 years ago

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Decided to play Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force

Okay, so this was a while ago that i played through it, but i wrote this down and never submitted it. Since, idk, didn’t think to. And, well...ah, felt like sharing it. Not really headcanons, just me reacting with this silly stuff that goes on.

So apparently Jet and Rookie are already EPF agents when you are in the game.

For some reason, the character you play isn’t a PSA agent? Or are they??? They make it seem that you don’t know about the PSA and the likes, but at the same time, you know that Rookie is a PSA agent?? So umm, did Rookie’s info get leaked or something?

Herbert isn’t in the cave when you go down to save Rookie (the door isn’t there). The game was released in November 2008, which was long after Mission 6: Questions for a Crab (January 2008). So I guess Herbert really did dip the moment you found his Secret Hideout.

Also holy fuck, the EPF was released around the same time Herbert was discovered.

Well, Rookie sucks at survival as well.

As well that Rookie and Jet were a part of the EPF for that long, I wonder what made them go to that status so quick?

With mission 4 with finding G, I think Agent would be concerned, cause a friend is missing .3. Surprised they weren’t like in this “WHOO’S GARRY?!”

Never mind, you need to ask who Gary is before you can even proceed with finding him.

I am now headcanoning that this is some android, okay I kid. But still.

“Maybe he took a day off?” Hehe, yeah, and he would just up and leave the Director hanging. Good call Agent!

Found G dead in the Mines.

Okay, he ain’t dead, justs with a bump on the head and in pain while trapped under a mine cart.

Gotta use the convenient hot geyser to fill the convenient resilient balloons to free him.

“Hey, the mine cart is heading up to the stalagmites! “Don’t you mean stalactites?” You nerds, trying to remember the right words instead of making sure the cart doesn’t land on either of you.

I swear, I was half worried it would fall on Gary, or on the player character.

That would be hilarious though, "You saved me!” *cart falls on him* “...” (ok not really, but my humor is fucked up).

Or like so close to them that they just fall into the pit.

WHO’S DAT IN THE SHADOWS?!

Found G, his memory is fuzzy, but hey he’s alive!

Okay skipping past finishing the Puffle Training.

Also, PH is adorable, sleeping in a bubble that her puffles captured her in.

I am glad that they redesigned her.

Helping G with the Snow Trekker!

Rookie questioning the Cafe Shop Owner. Cute!

“Man G, you’re gonna test run this?” “PFFTT ME?! Nah, you will Agent!”

Okay, not exact words, but like I’m just thinking of Agent just being like “...fuck...I knew this would happen...”

Agent gets wrapped into test driving things they don’t want to test drive.

“ME?!” “You seem excited Agent” G mistakes their fear voice for excitement, or is sarcastic.

Test drove it, seems that this Agent just loves the Snow Trekker.

No really, this Agent cannot BELIEVE that THE Snow Trekker is REAL

Got the Robot Locator

G REMEMBERS EVERYTHING NOW GUYS HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING

So apparently he made robots to test drive his more dangerous prototypes.

I’m putting this down as Agent told G to be more careful with who he lets to test drive.

Then they became sentient

JESUS THE ROBO-LOCATOR IS HUGE

ITS SUPPOSE TO BE ON YOUR BACK

HOW THE HELL DID AGENT PICK IT UP LIKE A POCKET THING

G confirmed for shit cart surfing skills

GOTTA FIND ALL THE CLUES

Help Rookie with welding the ticket booth together

Wait, doesn’t he have the Elite Puffles as well?

Help Jet with fishing

Damnit, Jet you lazy, not wanting to fish.

Okay, all of these agents are lazy and Agent here is on intern status to do all the things they don’t want to do. Clearance, smearance.

“Robot art school” Don’t be mean Jet. That’s how a world war starts. Oh wait, the robot would have to be rejected from...okay moving on.

Damn it G you and your sentient robots.

Got the thing to deactivate them!

*Goes into Gift Shop* *Robot is trying to steal vault door* “Threat level, low, continue to steal vault door* “YOU SON OF A-”

Welp, got the wheelie bot out of the way. As well that it was being stripped of it’s parts.

Got the other two bots now!

Yet they were sending an activation signal? HMMMM

Aww, a play, for me?

Lol Art is done by the yellow puffle.

Wait. Something happened! Time to “Save the Day Once Again!”

THE DIRECTOR CALLED

ISLAND WIDE EMERGENCY

TIEM TO GO TO CPI

Wait..that’s 9 years too earlier.

Also G isn’t here...so like???

No monitors online and the puffles are gone!

Yup, G got taken.

TO HQQQQ

OMG PH IS SO UPSET

WE’LL GET THE PUFFLES DARLING

ALSO HOLY FUCK BIG HOLE IN THE LAB

“I’ll take the Snow Trekker!”

Okay yeah this Agent loves the snow trekker

“Never remember this hole bieng so robot shaped before” NO SHIT AGENT

“Wait a minute! This must be a hideout...” I feel like Agent would know that from like...being trapped in Herbert’s befoer.

“for a *GASP* GIANT ROBOT” HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HC THIS AGENT HAS SPONGEBOB’S VOICE FUCK

GARY IS IN THE HEAD

I guess he is teh “brains” of this operation

Okay sorry not sorry

The robots built this giant robot based on Gary’s sketches. Damn...they good.

“Hey you, whatever you are! Put G down!” PSSHHHHHH

“Don’t worry G, I’ll save you!” Okay, like now I just head canon Agent says that any time shit does down and G is gone.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID IT GET INTO TOWN

DA FAQ AGENT

“It’s a relief to see you, Agent! The Ultimate Proto-Bot is ruining everything!” I feel like the first part was sarcastic.

So the robot can sneeze

JESUS FUCK G ARE YOU OKAY THE ROBOT LITERALLY FELL OVER

Okay it didn’t fall over, just lost balance

AYY BLAST GOT FREE

TO THE DOCKS

KNOCKED IT

ON NO IT WENT INTO THE WATER

OMG IT IS SPIN DRYING

Rookie is using the rubber ducky. Bless your heart

Omg poor puffle got sick xD

Got Flit, and now that robo is flying

HEY LET’S HIT THE ROBOT WITH AN ANVIL

Knocked it down

Bouncer is free!

Time to jet pack fly to them!

HIT IT’S BOILER

NOW IT CAN’T FLYY

Thank god it landed into the snow

IMagine it missing teh mountain

liek jesus...good bye G.

WOO Got Chirp!

Chirp broke that glass like a pro!

Pop is free and G’s glass prison is broken!

Fuck no more jetpack.

G was able to freed by making a bubble.

Well that’s a sad robot

Deactivated finally!

Woohoo! I won!

Welp, that’s the main story!

#club penguin #epf #Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force #elite penguin force #gary the gadget guy #the agent #aa #ph #jet pack guy #rookie club penguin #not a headcanon #just a silly daria reacts from her playthrough i made months ago.

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