#petite petite

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[sinnerenjoyer]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[sanshofox]

It‘s scary to see how very important european petitions get no visibility whatsoever. We had a basic income petition last year which failed because not enough people knew about it. Now we have a „tax the rich“ one that only lasts until october this year and only has around 250k out of 1 mio. signings.

Most EU people go through their every day life w/o knowing about them. There are no ads, no marketing…nothing. I know that costs money though one might think important petitions that lead to a better and progressive life would be supported by the government or ministries in some way, but nooooo

And why should they? It’s petitions that would help out the poor and middle class, but endanger capitalism and their exploitation, sooo: government and business leads for example.

So here the link for those who are interested:

[passionpeachy]

“You know, when a person is very, very sad, they like sunsets.”

“And were you very, very sad on the day you watched forty-four sunsets?”

But the little prince did not reply.

[zegalba]

Now abandoned, La Petite Centure is a 19th century railway that loops over 30km around Paris

[blackpearlblast]

death row prisoners in the US scheduled to be executed this year: and petitions for clemency

Ruben Gutierrez - Texas - July 16th

Keith Gavin - Alabama - July 18th

Arthur Burton - Texas - August 7th

Marcellus Williams - Missouri - September 24th

Travis Mullis - Texas - September 24th

Alan Miller - Alabama - September 26th

click each person's name to sign their petition. full list that includes petitions against unscheduled and on-hold executions here. as far as i know you can sign even if you are not located in the US.

[bethsvrse]

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

[ssunphire]

honestly i will NEVER get over how pretty sokka looked in kyoshi warrior makeup and i think we should talk about it more

[razbb]

Action for Palestine: CLICK HERE

Rashida Tlaib, the only Palestinian American in Congress, is asking for signatures on her petition requesting Biden to suspend weapons transfers and military funding to Israel in accordance with the recent ICJ ruling.

PLEASE SIGN, especially if you live in the US, but you can select other countries on the form. It takes one minute to sign, and another minute to share with your friends.

This is not some bullshit change.org petition, Rashida cares deeply about this cause.

AS OF THIS POST SHE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE 50,000 SIGNATURES.

You can help change that. Click here to sign.

The form asks only for your name, ZIP code, and email. The site is mobile friendly. You don't need to verify the email.

Don't scroll, it will take one minute, just go do it now!

THANK YOU!

[therealdistortion]

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

[bloggingboutburgers]

Flashback to that one moment where it felt like I'd found an aroace cheatcode on life somehow

[konigsblog]

Size kink with König. (🌽)

CW: READER IS DESCRIBED AS SHORT AND SLENDER. STOMACH BULGE, SIZE DIFFERENCE/KINK. MDNI 18+

König fantasies pretty often about your very obvious and ridiculous size difference. He enjoys the fantasy of throwing you over his shoulder and taking you wherever and whenever he pleases, it feeds right into his free use fantasy.

Considering König's intimidatingly tall height, he can rub his stiff, swollen cock against your stomach while standing up beside you. He'll push his wet, slick dick against your stomach, while his other hand toys with your hardened nipples. You're so sensitive and hiss out when he tugs at your nipples, with your nubs becoming stiff and perky at the slightest touch.

“That’s it, little one. You just sit back, let me have you..” König growls out through a stained, gruff voice while grinding his pearly teeth together as he works his throbbing, leaking dick into your soft folds. He slowly pumps himself into your tight hole, admiring the stomach bulge formed because of his length, the way it disappears when he pulls away from your sticky cunt and the strings of whines that flow from your lips when he attempts to force himself fully inside your wet warmth. His heavy and musky balls rub against your rear, with his pubes scratching against your soft, supple skin.

His deep and hard thrusts become painfully ruthless. He pushes one large hand against your abdomen, holding you down while he pumps his calloused, thick digits into your wet mouth to mock and coo at you while you're forced to submit to him, through the tightness in your core and the desperation. You gag and gaze up at him almost drunkenly, intoxicated off of the agonising but heavenly sensation between your plush thighs.

Thigh fucking with König drives him completely crazy. Just push your thighs together, let him play with that pretty cunt while he's distracting himself.

[chairmansans]

Howdy y'all.

My former high-school AP Chem teacher is being horrifically targeted by libsoftiktok and the GOVERNOR OF TEXAS because he wore a dress to spirit day at the school he teaches at now. He's been put on administrative leave because the school admin caved into the demands of the far-right mob. Please sign the petition to get him reinstated! He's a wonderful teacher and I wouldn't be the scientist I am today if it wasn't for him.

[yooboobies]

i just think that sope undercut {cr. namuspromised}

[sobbing-space-trash]

How is everyone not losing their minds over Norm????

Look at him! He's only 3 apples tall 🥺