#peter pan 2003 fanfiction

[esta-elavaris]

About a Girl, ch. 5 🪝

He gave a lazy sort of shrug that was more a roll of his shoulders than much else. “Sit.” Girl halted and he added, then, with a little exasperation, “…if you please.” “I’m not sure I should.” “Ah. So we are not yet past your paranoia that I seek to run you through at the first possible opportunity, then?” “If you were going to do that, you’d have done it while I slept,” she pointed out. “Unless I wanted you to be aware while I did it,” he pointed out, then smirked. “For argument’s sake.”

Captain Hook/OC

[notyourhetloki]

Can you write something with breeding kink for captain hook? >< with a ftm reader 👉👈

Imagine Captain Hook with a breeding kink (NSFW)

Pronouns: he/him

/NSFW Captain James Hook x Reader/

A/N: I LITERALLY GASPED OUT LOUD WITH THIS REQUEST omg thank yooou I hope you like it, Anon!

Warnings: ftm reader, reader has a vagina, reader's sex is referenced as "pussy" a couple of times, piv sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink.

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Hook never thought about having children before, that is… until you showed up.

You see, he wasn’t particularly fond of kids, so he was careful during sex as to always finish outside.

But everything changed once when on an intimate night, you moaned for him: “Please, James… I want you to come inside me this time.”

Something in him woke up then, something vicious and primal, he didn’t quite feel like the gentleman he was known for.

“Oh? You want my seed inside you?” You were making love, but in an instant something shifted and then he fastened his pace.

“You’d like me to breed you, is that right, boy? Would you like to bare my children, my dear?” He tightened his grip on your thigh, spreading your legs more so he could pound into your pussy. He felt absolutely out of his mind, but oh he loved the feeling.

You moaned louder, the ache in your core grew as you felt your orgasm approaching, his words going straight to your sex. You were blushing, loving the way this new James Hook fucked you like an animal.

“Come for me, loverboy. I want to feel you coming around me…” his voice coarse and breathy, hair all messy and eyes dark with pleasure. He picked his pace even more and suddenly you came, rocking your hips as you cried his name out loud.

“Oh, my love… You feel so good.” His head rolled back, eyes closed in ecstasy. His hand gripped you with force, leaving marks as he moaned. “Take my come like a good boy, now…” And just like that, James came inside your pussy with a loud groan, hovering on top of you.

You laid there on the bed, breathing heavily as you regained composure. It felt incredible, you could feel him pulling off you as he came to his senses. “Oh my… A-are you okay, my hearty?” his gentleness coming back to him.

“Oh, James…” You couldn't help but smile, caressing his face and planting a soft kiss on his lips. “Trust me, I'm more than okay.”

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[not-wholly-unheroic]

This is an oooooold fic of mine that I don’t think was ever posted here before. I was watching some stuff on the new Ryan Reynolds film “IF” recently and it reminded me of this short story I wrote several years back and that most of you probably haven’t seen. Enjoy!

Summary:

Some people call them imaginary friends. Some people call them angels. Most people don't realize that they are sometimes one and the same.

[zeldamacgregor]

yooooo it's another new chapter for Star Mile!

[kateofthecanals]

"A New Day: The Continuing Story of Peter Pan"

🌅CHAPTER I: THE NEXT GENERATION🌅

Okay fam, here we goooooo! The first chapter of my first (of 2) Peter Pan fanfics I wrote 20 years ago, migrated from FF.net to AO3!

Peter Pan & Wendy, now married, have just welcomed their 3rd child into the world -- a bouncing baby boy. But their happiness is soon cut short when it becomes clear that the apple does not fall far from the tree…

This is the first fanfic I ever wrote, which is actually a sequel to another fanfic I read (with the author's permission of course!). By and large this is a pretty PG story save for a chapter near the end which gets pretty spicy, which is why I have set the rating to "Mature". I'll do my best with other content warnings and tags but if anyone has any suggestions, please let me know, I am new to this!

Some mild warnings:

I wrote this 20 years ago when I and the world were 20 years younger.

I go deep into Peter Pan lore, so it helps if you have read all of JMB's Peter Pan canon, including Peter and Wendy, Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens, and The Little White Bird, but not mandatory

I wrote both my fics in the style of JMB, so if that isn't your cup of tea, well... it is what it is, lol.

The first chapter is pretty short, so you should be able to figure out right away what you're getting yourself into. Enjoy!(?)

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

Never Sorrier

read on AO3

~1k, Peter Pan/Wendy Darling, G-rating, for @yearoftheotpevent’s May prompt “who are you?”

Summary: Peter forgets so often. He forgets to tell Wendy about forgetting her, driving Wendy to tears.

[humana432]

Nueva portada de ¿volveras? Wattpad

[beauty-4-thebeast]

Another OTP of mine is Wendy (adult, of course) and Captain Hook. A friend of mine told me this drawing looks like an illustration for a fic, but alas, it's not.:D If anyone wishes to use it as a cover for their Darling Hook fanfiction, you are actually welcome (credit is nice). And I always welcome reading recommendations for this ship (or any other fav ship of mine), do tell me if you have a favourite fanfic about them.

Wendy Darling and Captain Hook (c) James Barie (I still haven't read the book oh my!); Peter Pan 2003 movie, Rachel Hurd-Wood and Jason Isaacs Media: hand-drawn pencil, scanned, and painted in Clip Studio Paint

[inktober-of-a-fan-girl]

Day 11: Jason Isaacs

So this is my favourite version. Since seeing it, I own a copy of it, I make fan art of it, and I have fanfiction based on it….It is the one I dream of when I see Captain Hook. I also have @oh-my-favourite-piratee which has a lot of this version sliding into it.

It is from 2003.

This is mostly just a rant about why I love this version…

This movie is mentioned later in the inktober too.

More in Keep Reading.

Peter Pan directed by P. J. Hogan (2003), is an authorized live-action movie adaptation. This version is notable for its directness in addressing the romantic elements between Peter (Jeremy Sumpter) and Wendy (Rachel Hurd-Wood). Captain Hook was portrayed by Jason Isaacs (who also plays the role of Mr. Darling), and Tinker Bell was played by Ludivine Sagnier. The $100 million film boasted state-of-the-art special effects by ILM and took nearly a year to produce in Australia, but was not a financial success for Universal Studios (USA/France/English countries) and Columbia Pictures.

It didn't become a financial success because...

Peter Pan had the misfortune of being released a week before another fantasy book adap - a little film called The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. This means audiences saved their pennies for that trilogy closer, and Pan only made $122m worldwide on its $130m budget.

To me, Lord of the Rings is another rabbit hole but it came after Peter Pan.

This is the beautiful version of Captain James Hook we got, played by Jason Isaacs. Blue-eyed, with long black hair and facial hair plus he has his hook on his right-hand cause the actor is trained in sword-play with both hands.

This is what fans are comparing live actions to cause Captain Hook here has the right amount of everything to him. I don't think the new version (with Jude Law) will come close…but we will see. Tumblr and Youtube with the trailer here:

has videos and gifs like this cause it is a fan favourite.

It is what made Captain Hook turn into a sexy bad boy. (Spotify has a playlist with this version as a cover). I mean I feel I agree with this when thinking of this version. This is probably why…

...who's idea was that?

Granted I was like 5 years old in theatres when I saw this. Why did 5-year-old Emily see this in theatres? Cause she asked her dad and he said yes.

Also, I spy the Eton crest (talked more about in my @music-meme-of-365-days)

Then he plays the piano (technically it is a harpsichord) for Wendy in this version and also sings. And also this caused so much older Wendy Darling x Captain Hook fanfiction/fan art/etc (looking at @darlinghooklove-blog and bloggers of that group) to appear and I get why so I have a blog called @emily-s-otp for more Captain Hook x Wendy Darling stuff.

This version has a theme about Wendy growing up/learning about herself and it seems creepy when you think about it, due to him playing her father. This is probably why Jason Isaacs is unsure about it.

Now thinking about it, I know this was part of my sexual awaking as a teen (cause I saw it again as a teenager…and many times after…)

Speaking of Spotify, it only recently readded this version to it…just as Netflix removed it. (Like why? Add it back again)

also this song from the trailer…

I might keep hunting for stuff relating to this...or finding a Tumblr post like this...

This connects into another inktober...guess who?

Also, ratings for this come up this...

IMDb - 6.8/10

Rotten Tomato - 77%

Common Sense - 4/5

I wish they were better.

Also, Jason Isaacs has mixed feelings about it. Someone tell him that "You are born to play Captain Hook." cause it is true and many fans agree.

Also there is an extra that I need to show you.

Jason Isaac probably did have fun making this movie....this video proves it.

I think he did a lot part of the documentary for this movie.

Also, this has more than one thing with the person who plays Peter Pan:

Just look up Jeremy for more. (this channel has a lot of him.)

He and Rachel did a Neville Longbottom on us.

So there is that article with Jason Isaacs part saying:

Apart from giving no fucks on Twitter, Jason has also appeared in the likes of Harry Potter and Star Trek. You've probably never heard of them.

…Jason Isaacs also does that apparently. I meant the "no fucks on Twitter" part, and not the others.

https://twitter.com/jasonsfolly

…this is his username. Just look at the bio. No fucks here.

TV tropes are another go-to for me and this movie.

[these-written-reveries]

About Me!

*I figured I would make a little post to tell y’all a bit about myself. If you’re interested, keep reading!

» Hi, I’m Kalista! I also go by Kal, or whatever other sweet name you wanna call me 🥰

» I’m 25

» My pronouns are she/her

» I identify as demisexual and lesbian/queer 🌈

I know it may be silly/confusing to hear this, considering I mostly write/post/fawn over fictional men. To sum it up: I like men in theory, not in practice.

» I have autism and adhd (audhd). This discovery about myself has opened many doors to self-acceptance that were previously locked by shame and confusion. I’m very proud of my neurodivergence!

» I am also physically disabled. I have a nice lil’ handful of chronic conditions lol. I like to laugh about it because it’s the best way to cope through the misery.

» I’m a “maladaptive daydreamer”. Have been since I was a child. Reading/writing was always a primary outlet for me to cope with and escape my reality and delve into dream worlds. Fanfiction was a huge part of that, so I’m very grateful for it.

» Music is a big inspiration for me when it comes to…just about everything. But especially my writing. I also have a very eclectic taste in music. I like at least a little bit of almost everything.

Favorite artists/bands: Lake Street Dive, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks, Shania Twain, Anna Calvi, Ashnikko, Superknova, Sammy Rae & The Friends, Ella Fitzgerald, Laufey, Hozier, BTS, Sabrina Carpenter, Nine Inch Nails (I’m trying not to list a lot, it’s very hard 🙈)

» Some of my fav shows: Supernatural, New Girl, My Hero Academia, Stranger Things, Pose, Grace and Frankie, Ouran High School Host Club, Sherlock, Haunting of Bly Manor, Orange is the New Black, Why Women Kill

» Some of my fav movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Joker, Batman: The Dark Knight, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Ratatouille, Legally Blonde (2001), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Peter Pan (2003), Princess Diaries (1 & 2)

» Brevity is not my expertise. Can you tell?

» I love rats! Had 8 of them as pets, but decided to stop caring for more due to my disabilities and busyness of life that made it hard to keep going with it. I do not intend on having kids, so I hope in the future I can get back to being a rattie mom again. I also want cats…yeah, idk how I’m gonna make that work 🤭

» I live in America…It’s not fun here, guys…😭

» I'm working on writing a novel that will likely become a series! Not sure whether I'll decide to go with a publisher or self-published yet. I am still in the early-ish stages of worldbuilding and whatnot, so I have plenty of time to figure that out! This is my dream and I’m working hard to make it happen!

» One of the reasons I am committing myself to getting back to writing and posting fics again is because I want to keep my writing skills sharp while I work on my novel. I want to learn and grow and challenge myself more to become a better and more confident writer. The other reason is because I have held myself back for so long from doing this out of fear of not being good enough. I’m quite frankly tired of holding myself back from the things I want and I’m working on healing these parts of myself. This is part of that process! So, for those who have read my fics, thank you for supporting me! I very much appreciate you! ❤️

» I’m always open to making new friends, so please don’t hesitate to reach out to me -I promise I don’t bite!

I can’t really think of much else right now. Thanks for reading if you’ve made it all the way through! If you have any questions about me or wanna talk about something I wrote here, you can certainly send me an ask/message -just please be respectful, of course!

Hope you have a wonderful day/night wherever you are! 💖

[mayordebbie]

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Hi, I'm MayorDebbie, also known as The Queen of Weirdness. Please call me Debbie because that's my first name. I'm a fiction lover. I'm also fictoplatonic. And I'm autistic too.

Fun fact: my brain is made of melting cheese (I'm mentally not alright)

I have multiple rp blogs: @weirdqueenofadlen

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@weird-adlen-queen

Name: Debbie

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: Fictoplatonic, Asexual/Apothisexual, and Greyromantic

Race: Caucasian

Age: 21

Birthdate: January 23, 2003

I'm a girl who prefers more male titles than female titles (Lord, master, sire, prince, dude, sir, maestro, god, ect.) I think the only female titles I prefer is Queen, madame, and Miss but sometimes it varies

If I rp as my original characters/sonas who live in a mansion or castle, y'all know what titles to call me

I don't like being called a woman, I prefer to be called a girl even when I turn 80 years old in the far future

Likes: People who wanna talk about interests and/or rp with me, comfort, friends, fiction, platonic adult x child fanfictions, retro consoles and games

Favorite aesthetics: weirdcore, dreamcore, traumacore, kidcore, nostalgiacore, frutiger aero and it's sub aesthetics, y2k, Skeumorphism, and 1920s, 1940s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, early 2010s, Pirate, Medieval, Victorian era, theater, Fanfare aesthetics, Neon, LED, Cyberpunk, Retropunk, Steampunk, Solarpunk, Western, Ramshackle, Hobocore, Nature, Forest, Wildlife, Jungle, Treehouse, Tropical, beach, Spring, Fall, Winter, Creepy, spooky, Wholesome aesthetics, holiday, Christmas, Halloween, birthday, Easter, Leprechaun, Valentines, Wedding, Evilcore, Icecore, goblincore, fairycore, cottagecore, Celtic, Gaelic, and Nordic aesthetics

Favorite games: Minecraft, Garry's mod, Teardown, VRChat, Animal Crossing core games, Tomodachi life, Miitopia, Wii sports (I unfortunately don't play games anymore for some unknown reason. Ever since my depression has increased, I have lost motivation, and now I rely on fictional characters to comfort me. They are all I have left to feel comfort)

Dislikes: Adulthood, Adulting, vegetables, NSFW, and mean people

Fears: Judgment, angry people, triggered people, strict people, and NSFW

Things that make me feel so neurotic that I cry: Judgment, angry people, and triggered people

Despises the most: NSFW

Disorders/disabilities: social anxiety, ADHD, daydreaming disorder, Peter Pan syndrome, Alexithymia, potential BPD and/or bipolar. My vocabulary and spelling aren't the best, and neither are my wording and social skills.

Note: I'm mentally stunted in growth, and I sometimes go through age regression. I also have autism, ADHD, and Alexithymia. I also have narcissistic behavior, so if I start to argue about something, please let me know because I can never realize it. I don't know a lot of things that most people know, including a lot of simple things. I am very passive-aggressive. I was raised in a household where everyone screams threats at each other with misery combined with a lot of anger issues. I probably have BPD and/or bipolar. My brain doesn't function normally. I suffer from the effects of sleep deprivation such as: Memory lapses, impaired moral judgment, cognitive impairment, and irritability. I have noticed that I suffer a great amount of memory lapses. I don't know how severe it is, but it's bad. I am severely neurotic. I have nothing positive to say about myself because I believe that I don't deserve it.

My brain is a mixture of a child and a teenager and a little bit of an adult

My beliefs: Christianity (I'm Questioning, so I might be an Agnostic Atheist, I blame School and my twin sister Avery for this, but I do believe that god and Jesus exist and are real), Anarcha-feminism, anarcha-queer, Black anarchism, Pro-choice, Paranormal, Aliens (I'm questioning about the existence of aliens), and Purgatory

My favorite comedy: memes, Xploshi's videos, Vargskelethor Joel's streams (the ultimate comedy man), cringe comedy, dark comedy, people being stupid, sh*tposts and sarcastic comedy

Fictoplatonic/Fictonplatonic is something I came up with (I hope that someone didn't beat me to it). It means: you love fictional characters platonically.

Update: I recently discovered that someone did beat it to me. I shall give credit to them:

I only do SFW, but I'm ok with blood, violence, angst, and emotional, physical, and neglect abuse fictional content (even when it's based on and/or inspired by real events) You would be surprised at how morbid my mind can be (Even I can feel unpleasant with my own mind sometimes)

Do not make any sexual comments towards me or the characters I made. Comments of that kind make me very uncomfortable.

Very outdated OC Notes: MayorDebbie is the queen of weirdness despite being 7 years old, she travels to multiple fandom universes to find the perfect fictional character(s) to be her parent(s) so she can have the childhood that she always wanted to have

Info:

Name: Debbie Jung

Age: 7

Height: 3ft 9in

Gender: Female

Abilites: multiverse traveler

History: Debbie was the child of abusive parents, one night she made a wish to a shooting star, the next norning she found a magic remote that allows her to escape reality, she first traveled to ADLen (the world that she created in her mind) to make her dream come true as she became The Queen Of Weirdness. But after awhile, she wanted more, she wanted the childhood that she wished for, she wanted fictional characters to be her caretaker(s), so she used the remote to travel to the many universes of fiction to find the perfect caretaker(s) that she deems as worthy.

Magic remote inspired by the one from that one Fairley Odd Parents Movie (I can't remember the entire name of the movie)

Please keep these things in mind; Do not make lewd art of my OCs! Debbie Jung is canonically 7, she is a child, Debbie Young/Pastachan is cannonly 20, and Insanity Mayor Debbie is canonically 30, and I will not allow art of this type.

Do not put them in fetish art

Do not put them in NSFW art

Do not use my OCs for lolicon art

Same goes with fanfiction too:

Do not use my OCs for lemon, smut, lime, or any NSFW literature

Also: I consider tickling as NSFW because if it's a fetish and/or kink, then it belongs in the NSFW category. So tickling is not welcome here either.

Semi-important: I like Hazbin Hotel and Psychocuties. Even though the creators are controversial, it doesn't mean you do not have to like the media. You can always separate the art from the artist. Enjoying/liking their content doesn't mean you're supporting them, but if they change the cannon characters/material to be controversial, then it'll be a good idea to leave the original fandom and make a better, less controversial version of the characters and make a fandom out of it for people who still wanna love the characters without the controversial characteristics and still hate what the creators have done to their cannon characters.

[notyourhetloki]

the question

Pronouns: he/him

/Captain James Hook x Reader/

A/N: It's been OVERDUE at this point... how come I've never written anything about this man before?? I love him so much he's my babygirl idk what else to say. Enjoy!

Warnings: alcohol, mention of needles, suggestive themes, PINNING Song Rec: Mr.Kitty - After Dark

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During a celebration at the Jolly Roger, Captain James Hook decided to party a little too much and, in other words, got absolutely drunk.

And during that evening he ended up hurting himself with his hook… again. But this time he dismissed Smee and instead asked for your assistance, which was odd. You knew better than to complain, though.

You were both alone in his cabin now, Hook sat down while you gathered the medical kit and then helped him take his shirt and hook off (making you blush in the process) to reveal a small gash below his collarbone, that would need stitches.

"Please be still, Captain. This will hurt…" but he was so inebriated you doubted he would feel a thing "I'll try to be quick".

"James… you can call me James, you know." He said in a raspy low voice, sending shivers down your spine. Since you met the man, he had that effect on you… even when you tried to suppress it.

"James… please be still or else I'll stab you." You showed Hook your needle playfully, and he reciprocated with a big smile.

"Be a good boy and help me out then?" Good boy… that man would drive you insane. "Sure… I'll be a good boy." he smiled slyly

A few minutes in silence passed as you concentrated on the sutures, and the whole time you felt his eyes on you like prey. You could feel a drop of sweat down your temple, nervous at his presence.

"I want to buy you some new clothes" He nonchalantly said, his confession drawing a giggle from you. "Are my clothes not to your liking, Cap- James?"

"Don't be offended, dear. I would just like to see you in some fancier clothing. You would look good in satin, I'm sure…" You both laughed, the thought of him wanting to see you matching his fancy clothes made you blush. You decided to exploit a little bit of his drunkness and expand on the fantasy. "What about gold? Do I deserve some jewelry with that new wardrobe?"

James stayed quiet for a second, his forget-me-not eyes widening with the question. "I would love to see you draped in gold! Necklaces, earrings and rings." He made a pause to fantasize and soon admitted. "Would love to see you laying on my bed, on top of my satin sheets and surrounded by jewels." That… was a lot. If you were blushing before you were now burning, but you couldn't help but press him even more.

"So you'd like to see me on your bed with fancy clothes and gold around me?" You made a pause to look at him, and what you found were dark eyes filled with something… lustful. "No, just the jewels."

You swallowed dry as your core burned with desire. THE Captain James Hook… he wanted you. More than you could ever imagine, he fantasized about you. And you have been oblivious to it.

But he was drunk, nothing could ever happen between you two in these conditions, so you just continued to work on the stitches.

"I'm sorry I've gone too far, my love. But I must admit, I love to see you blush." James apologized with a little smile and you reassured him everything was fine. He hadn't gone too far, not yet.

"I'm all finished, now… Let me help you stand, Captain." as you both stood up, you could finally process what happened. He was in front of you, shirtless and flirty as hell. James looked so good… you couldn't believe this was happening.

"May I ask you a question, my hearty?" Your heart skipped a beat at the sweet way he referred to you as. "Of course, James." He looked right into your eyes, your legs shaking in anticipation.

"May I kiss you?" Your whole body burned, and for a moment you considered it genuinely "James…".

You caressed his face while he pulled you in with his left arm, but you blocked his lips with your fingers. "You're drunk, Captain… I want you to ask me another time. The same question."

"And what would be the answer?" He looked disappointed, but not mad in any way.

"You'd have to ask to find out…" you smiled at him, granting a big smile from him in return. "Naughty boy."

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[pastanest]

pasta heather!! just wanted to mention that ur birthday is only one day before my sisters!! sagittarius! its always the sagittariuses! sagittarii? idk i love em all no wonder we clicked! also wanted to note how the doctor literally pulled an “i do believe in fairies i do i do” in that season finale and i just noticed?? insane that they did that! am now a couple episodes into the donna season and man do i love donna shes just amazing - 🍌

omfg you’re kidding…

for one, the fact your sister’s a fellow sag

but for two, the fact you caught a similarity to thE 2003 PETER PAN MOVIE FUCKIFNGF HELLO????????? this is a fun little fact I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned online but my first ever fanfiction was a HANDWRITTEN SHORT STORY about the 2003 Peter Pan that I TOOK INTO SCHOOL AND SHOWED TEACHERS WHICH IS COMPLETELY 😀😀😀 if there’s ever been more definitive proof of the touch of the tism bc,,, you’re telling me I thought that was a socially acceptable thing to do? take a handwritten fanfiction about my hyperfixation at the time and basically force my teachers to read it for validation? GET OUT 😭

genuinely cannot believe this coincidence I need to lie down lol

also Donna is a complete and utter slay we have to stan x

[zeldamacgregor]

Two new chapters of Star Mile (finally)!

I'm excited to continue this now almost 18 year old labor of love. It's been a kick to get back into Neverland and spark up the story again.

One million thousand clever rainbow thanks to @sarcasticsciencefictionwriter who continues to be an excellent friend and supporter of this silly little endeavor!

[kateofthecanals]

This post just showed up on my FYP and I just… wow where do I even start?

Psst… you wanna know the first person to ever “woobify” Captain Hook?

SIR JAMES MATTHEW MUTHAFUCKIN BARRIE.

Tell me you never read the original novel without telling me… The narrator even refers to him as “not wholly unheroic” ffs. The story was NEVER a black-and-white Good versus Evil tale — it’s about WENDY coming to terms with what she thinks she wants versus the reality of getting it.

“If you want to write a story where Peter is the villain” BITCH THIS KID KILLS OFF LOST BOYS WHEN THEY START GETTING TOO OLD AND BREATHES HEAVILY WHENEVER HE GETS PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE BELIEVES WITH EVERY BREATH AN ADULT DROPS DEAD. Is that your perfect little lily-white hero? Get a clue (and pick up a book).

And then the cherry on this shit sundae — saying “now that’s a Peter Pan movie” in reference to Hook. No, sweetie, Hook is Spielbergian fanfiction. Hook is so far removed from the themes and narrative of JMB’s original story it’s actually offensive. (Though I will grant you that it’s a better movie in general than that Disney live-action atrocity that just came out…)

You wanna see an ACTUAL “Peter Pan movie”? Universal’s 2003 live-action Peter Pan. Oh but OOPS that movie “woobifies” Hook too and makes Peter look less than perfectly unproblematic so you might wanna avert your delicate eyes and stick to Rufio… 🙄

[unknown-limes]

It's weird being in my twenties now bc I do not miss the nitty-gritty details of being a teenager, but I do miss some of the experiences I had. Like, I read a ton of fanfiction and it made me feel so many emotions. I practically bounced off the walls in excitement and giggle bc a scene got really spicy, and I remember actually breaking into sobs once. None of the fanfic I read now really makes me feel the same way. Published books still make that happen for me, but it's not the same as staying up late to get in one more chapter bc I swear the rare pair is gonna kiss.

Except, last night I stumbled on one based off the 2003 Peter Pan movie that put me in the same mood. I literally stayed up all night to read the whole thing and didn't feel tired for a second bc I was rooting so hard to the characters. It was nice. Idk, guess I'm just feeling nostalgic now.