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About a Girl, ch. 5 🪝
He gave a lazy sort of shrug that was more a roll of his shoulders than much else. “Sit.” Girl halted and he added, then, with a little exasperation, “…if you please.” “I’m not sure I should.” “Ah. So we are not yet past your paranoia that I seek to run you through at the first possible opportunity, then?” “If you were going to do that, you’d have done it while I slept,” she pointed out. “Unless I wanted you to be aware while I did it,” he pointed out, then smirked. “For argument’s sake.”
Captain Hook/OC
#AAG#peter pan 2003 fanfiction#captain hook x oc#captain hook/oc#captain hook 2003#how the fuck do i even tag this specific hook besties#hook/girl#man hand hook girl ship door
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Can you write something with breeding kink for captain hook? >< with a ftm reader 👉👈
Imagine Captain Hook with a breeding kink (NSFW)
Pronouns: he/him
/NSFW Captain James Hook x Reader/
A/N: I LITERALLY GASPED OUT LOUD WITH THIS REQUEST omg thank yooou I hope you like it, Anon!
Warnings: ftm reader, reader has a vagina, reader's sex is referenced as "pussy" a couple of times, piv sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink.
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Hook never thought about having children before, that is… until you showed up.
You see, he wasn’t particularly fond of kids, so he was careful during sex as to always finish outside.
But everything changed once when on an intimate night, you moaned for him: “Please, James… I want you to come inside me this time.”
Something in him woke up then, something vicious and primal, he didn’t quite feel like the gentleman he was known for.
“Oh? You want my seed inside you?” You were making love, but in an instant something shifted and then he fastened his pace.
“You’d like me to breed you, is that right, boy? Would you like to bare my children, my dear?” He tightened his grip on your thigh, spreading your legs more so he could pound into your pussy. He felt absolutely out of his mind, but oh he loved the feeling.
You moaned louder, the ache in your core grew as you felt your orgasm approaching, his words going straight to your sex. You were blushing, loving the way this new James Hook fucked you like an animal.
“Come for me, loverboy. I want to feel you coming around me…” his voice coarse and breathy, hair all messy and eyes dark with pleasure. He picked his pace even more and suddenly you came, rocking your hips as you cried his name out loud.
“Oh, my love… You feel so good.” His head rolled back, eyes closed in ecstasy. His hand gripped you with force, leaving marks as he moaned. “Take my come like a good boy, now…” And just like that, James came inside your pussy with a loud groan, hovering on top of you.
You laid there on the bed, breathing heavily as you regained composure. It felt incredible, you could feel him pulling off you as he came to his senses. “Oh my… A-are you okay, my hearty?” his gentleness coming back to him.
“Oh, James…” You couldn't help but smile, caressing his face and planting a soft kiss on his lips. “Trust me, I'm more than okay.”
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#captain hook#captain james hook#captain hook x reader#captain hook x male reader#peter pan 2003#imagine#headcanon#self insert#y/n#fanfic#fanfiction#notyourhetloki
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This is an oooooold fic of mine that I don’t think was ever posted here before. I was watching some stuff on the new Ryan Reynolds film “IF” recently and it reminded me of this short story I wrote several years back and that most of you probably haven’t seen. Enjoy!
Summary:
Some people call them imaginary friends. Some people call them angels. Most people don't realize that they are sometimes one and the same.
#captain hook#captain james hook#james hook#Peter pan#Disney villains#Disney#peter pan disney#Peter pan 2003#jason isaacs hook#imaginary friends#fanfiction#my fanfiction#fanfic#my fanfics#jm barrie
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Wendy-Bird
Read on ao3. Masterlist.
Fandom: Peter Pan (2003)
Summary: it’s the night before Wendy’s 18th birthday but she doesn’t want to grow up because that means she truly won’t ever be able to see Peter again and she'll be forced to marry a horrid man. So, in the dead of night, she steps up onto her window ledge and steps off of it. Before she expects to hit the ground, she feels herself stop mid-air and a pair of arms wrap around her waist.
“Wendy Darling, what are you doing jumping out of a window?” a familiar voice whispers into her ear.
Tags: No Smut, peter is still like 12 and Wendy is 17 so they won’t be in a relationship btw, Suicide, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Neverland (Peter Pan)
Wendy Darling always wanted to grow up. But not anymore.
Not when she experienced her first monthly. Not when she was forced to move out of the bedroom she shared with her two younger brothers and into her own. Not when their family dog, Nana, died. Not when she’s about to turn eighteen—an official adult—with no way of returning to Neverland and especially not when she’s also set to be engaged to a horrid man when she turns eighteen, which is tomorrow. A future tied down to him would be a tragedy.
All of these incidents have led her to this precise moment.
After tossing and turning in her bed, worrying about growing up and all the pressure and responsibilities that come with that—it all became too much. She’s been subconsciously planning this for a long time, but only became aware of that now, since what she did next was practically too easy for her to do.
Wendy left her bed. Her white cotton night dress flowed in the cold breeze from the open window. It was always open for Peter to visit again, yet, he never did. She tiptoed towards the window. She had her own bedroom but she begged her parents to let her sleep in her brother’s bedroom, the one they used to share all together, for old time’s sake. She never expected them to say yes or that all the memories of her childhood would come flooding back so incredibly hard. Memories of her, Michael, and John spent playing and being children together, fantasising about their own adventures fighting pirates and meeting fairies —until that special day when those fantasies weren't just imaginative stories anymore—when they actually became real because a boy who can never grow up flew in through the window.
She crept closer to the window. Only the glow of the moon lit up the room. Her arms reached out to steady herself, and her hands met with the wall, holding onto the side panelling of the window. Wendy looked over the rows and rows of houses, watching the smoke billowing from the chimneys and rising into the depths of the sky—flying away just as she wished she could.
But it didn’t matter now. How she would fly, she didn’t know, nor care. She was going to do it anyway. Jump.
She lifted one foot onto the window ledge. It was cold. She hoisted her other foot up and gasped, wavering slightly. The adrenaline rush had ramped up now, but nothing was telling her not to do this. She took one last glimpse of the view beyond her home. Nana’s kennel was still there in the garden. A painful reminder of their beloved dog. But it wasn’t all pain Wendy felt. It was relief, as she was finally going to see her dog, after all these years. Wendy took one last look at the moon. Oh, lovely moon, how you looked after Wendy all these years of her waiting by this very window, for Peter to return.
Now it was her turn to return.
She didn’t know if dying would return her to Neverland or take her to Heaven, but either one would help escape her from reality, and that was enough for her. But that’s not to say there wasn’t an inkling of hope that she’d see Neverland again, and have one final adventure with Peter.
Wendy peered her head around to look at her peacefully sleeping brothers for the last time. She smiled to herself. “They’ll be safe. They don’t need me now,” is what she thought. She turned her head back around. Then, the last thing her eyes laid on was a star. The star. The star where her adventure with the impossible boy happened. “Second star to the right and straight on til morning,” she instinctively whispered.
Wendy closed her eyes, and took one final deep breath. The air was cold and refreshing, and she felt her cheeks tingle. She smiled again, and before she knew it she’d stepped off of the ledge. Her arms were spread out like wings, making her feel like a flying white bird—a dove, perhaps—as the air flapped the baggy sleeves of her night dress and around her brunette hair.
Before she expected to hit the hard ground, her falling was cut short. She felt herself stop, and arms wrap around her waist, as she was now floating mid-air. Her eyes were still shut but she knew who it was.
“Wendy Darling, what are you doing jumping out of a window?” a familiar voice whispers into her ear.
She didn’t have to wonder how he was flying, or how he had the strength to hold her up—because she knew he had the power of fairy dust, of course—for he was the boy she fought pirates and met fairies with, and who haunted her dreams ever since—the boy who never grew up.
The boy was known as Peter Pan.
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You can find my Captain Hook themed fanfics here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/apiratemyhearties/works?fandom_id=72157
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"A New Day: The Continuing Story of Peter Pan"
🌅CHAPTER I: THE NEXT GENERATION🌅
Okay fam, here we goooooo! The first chapter of my first (of 2) Peter Pan fanfics I wrote 20 years ago, migrated from FF.net to AO3!
Peter Pan & Wendy, now married, have just welcomed their 3rd child into the world -- a bouncing baby boy. But their happiness is soon cut short when it becomes clear that the apple does not fall far from the tree…
This is the first fanfic I ever wrote, which is actually a sequel to another fanfic I read (with the author's permission of course!). By and large this is a pretty PG story save for a chapter near the end which gets pretty spicy, which is why I have set the rating to "Mature". I'll do my best with other content warnings and tags but if anyone has any suggestions, please let me know, I am new to this!
Some mild warnings:
I wrote this 20 years ago when I and the world were 20 years younger.
I go deep into Peter Pan lore, so it helps if you have read all of JMB's Peter Pan canon, including Peter and Wendy, Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens, and The Little White Bird, but not mandatory
I wrote both my fics in the style of JMB, so if that isn't your cup of tea, well... it is what it is, lol.
The first chapter is pretty short, so you should be able to figure out right away what you're getting yourself into. Enjoy!(?)
#peter pan#peter pan fanfiction#wendy darling#peter pan and wendy#peter pan 2003#peter pan x wendy#wendy x hook#my fics#a new day: the continuing story of peter pan
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Never Sorrier
read on AO3
~1k, Peter Pan/Wendy Darling, G-rating, for @yearoftheotpevent’s May prompt “who are you?”
Summary: Peter forgets so often. He forgets to tell Wendy about forgetting her, driving Wendy to tears.
#peter pan#peter pan 2003#darling pan#wendy darling#wendy moira angela darling#peter pan (2003)#j.m. barrie#jm barrie#wendy x peter#peter x wendy#peter pan x wendy darling#peter pan fanfiction
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Nueva portada de ¿volveras? Wattpad
#peter pan#jeremy sumpter#jeremy sumpter and rachel hurd-wood#rachel hurd-wood#peter pan 2003#Peter pan y Wendy#wendy darling#wattpad#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction#wattpad español#never land#nunca jamás#tinkerbell#campanilla
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Another OTP of mine is Wendy (adult, of course) and Captain Hook. A friend of mine told me this drawing looks like an illustration for a fic, but alas, it's not.:D If anyone wishes to use it as a cover for their Darling Hook fanfiction, you are actually welcome (credit is nice). And I always welcome reading recommendations for this ship (or any other fav ship of mine), do tell me if you have a favourite fanfic about them.
Wendy Darling and Captain Hook (c) James Barie (I still haven't read the book oh my!); Peter Pan 2003 movie, Rachel Hurd-Wood and Jason Isaacs Media: hand-drawn pencil, scanned, and painted in Clip Studio Paint
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Day 11: Jason Isaacs
So this is my favourite version. Since seeing it, I own a copy of it, I make fan art of it, and I have fanfiction based on it….It is the one I dream of when I see Captain Hook. I also have @oh-my-favourite-piratee which has a lot of this version sliding into it.
It is from 2003.
This is mostly just a rant about why I love this version…
This movie is mentioned later in the inktober too.
More in Keep Reading.
Peter Pan directed by P. J. Hogan (2003), is an authorized live-action movie adaptation. This version is notable for its directness in addressing the romantic elements between Peter (Jeremy Sumpter) and Wendy (Rachel Hurd-Wood). Captain Hook was portrayed by Jason Isaacs (who also plays the role of Mr. Darling), and Tinker Bell was played by Ludivine Sagnier. The $100 million film boasted state-of-the-art special effects by ILM and took nearly a year to produce in Australia, but was not a financial success for Universal Studios (USA/France/English countries) and Columbia Pictures.
It didn't become a financial success because...
Peter Pan had the misfortune of being released a week before another fantasy book adap - a little film called The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. This means audiences saved their pennies for that trilogy closer, and Pan only made $122m worldwide on its $130m budget.
To me, Lord of the Rings is another rabbit hole but it came after Peter Pan.
This is the beautiful version of Captain James Hook we got, played by Jason Isaacs. Blue-eyed, with long black hair and facial hair plus he has his hook on his right-hand cause the actor is trained in sword-play with both hands.
This is what fans are comparing live actions to cause Captain Hook here has the right amount of everything to him. I don't think the new version (with Jude Law) will come close…but we will see. Tumblr and Youtube with the trailer here:
youtube
has videos and gifs like this cause it is a fan favourite.
It is what made Captain Hook turn into a sexy bad boy. (Spotify has a playlist with this version as a cover). I mean I feel I agree with this when thinking of this version. This is probably why…
...who's idea was that?
Granted I was like 5 years old in theatres when I saw this. Why did 5-year-old Emily see this in theatres? Cause she asked her dad and he said yes.
Also, I spy the Eton crest (talked more about in my @music-meme-of-365-days)
Then he plays the piano (technically it is a harpsichord) for Wendy in this version and also sings. And also this caused so much older Wendy Darling x Captain Hook fanfiction/fan art/etc (looking at @darlinghooklove-blog and bloggers of that group) to appear and I get why so I have a blog called @emily-s-otp for more Captain Hook x Wendy Darling stuff.
This version has a theme about Wendy growing up/learning about herself and it seems creepy when you think about it, due to him playing her father. This is probably why Jason Isaacs is unsure about it.
Now thinking about it, I know this was part of my sexual awaking as a teen (cause I saw it again as a teenager…and many times after…)
Speaking of Spotify, it only recently readded this version to it…just as Netflix removed it. (Like why? Add it back again)
also this song from the trailer…
I might keep hunting for stuff relating to this...or finding a Tumblr post like this...
This connects into another inktober...guess who?
Also, ratings for this come up this...
IMDb - 6.8/10
Rotten Tomato - 77%
Common Sense - 4/5
I wish they were better.
Also, Jason Isaacs has mixed feelings about it. Someone tell him that "You are born to play Captain Hook." cause it is true and many fans agree.
youtube
Also there is an extra that I need to show you.
youtube
Jason Isaac probably did have fun making this movie....this video proves it.
I think he did a lot part of the documentary for this movie.
Also, this has more than one thing with the person who plays Peter Pan:
Just look up Jeremy for more. (this channel has a lot of him.)
He and Rachel did a Neville Longbottom on us.
So there is that article with Jason Isaacs part saying:
Apart from giving no fucks on Twitter, Jason has also appeared in the likes of Harry Potter and Star Trek. You've probably never heard of them.
…Jason Isaacs also does that apparently. I meant the "no fucks on Twitter" part, and not the others.
https://twitter.com/jasonsfolly
…this is his username. Just look at the bio. No fucks here.
TV tropes are another go-to for me and this movie.
#hot damn#is this a dilf?#cause holy fuck#reference to later part of inktober#Jason Isaacs#2003 for this movie#DarlingHook#Captain Hook x Wendy Darling#Wendy Darling x Captain Hook#adult!Wendy Darling#mun is realizing what happened...#slightly embarrassing#Youtube#warning shirtless pirate#lol#this is an endless rant#Spotify#related to another inktober upcoming#links to other blogs#damn lord of the rings#jeremy sumpter#rachel hurd wood#so much information on one topic.#no fucks on twitter “Jason Isaacs”#location: lost#genius location!#also failed deatheater#this man is hilarious#reminder he does really good villains#Captain James Hook
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About Me!
*I figured I would make a little post to tell y’all a bit about myself. If you’re interested, keep reading!
» Hi, I’m Kalista! I also go by Kal, or whatever other sweet name you wanna call me 🥰
» I’m 25
» My pronouns are she/her
» I identify as demisexual and lesbian/queer 🌈
I know it may be silly/confusing to hear this, considering I mostly write/post/fawn over fictional men. To sum it up: I like men in theory, not in practice.
» I have autism and adhd (audhd). This discovery about myself has opened many doors to self-acceptance that were previously locked by shame and confusion. I’m very proud of my neurodivergence!
» I am also physically disabled. I have a nice lil’ handful of chronic conditions lol. I like to laugh about it because it’s the best way to cope through the misery.
» I’m a “maladaptive daydreamer”. Have been since I was a child. Reading/writing was always a primary outlet for me to cope with and escape my reality and delve into dream worlds. Fanfiction was a huge part of that, so I’m very grateful for it.
» Music is a big inspiration for me when it comes to…just about everything. But especially my writing. I also have a very eclectic taste in music. I like at least a little bit of almost everything.
Favorite artists/bands: Lake Street Dive, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks, Shania Twain, Anna Calvi, Ashnikko, Superknova, Sammy Rae & The Friends, Ella Fitzgerald, Laufey, Hozier, BTS, Sabrina Carpenter, Nine Inch Nails (I’m trying not to list a lot, it’s very hard 🙈)
» Some of my fav shows: Supernatural, New Girl, My Hero Academia, Stranger Things, Pose, Grace and Frankie, Ouran High School Host Club, Sherlock, Haunting of Bly Manor, Orange is the New Black, Why Women Kill
» Some of my fav movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Joker, Batman: The Dark Knight, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Ratatouille, Legally Blonde (2001), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Peter Pan (2003), Princess Diaries (1 & 2)
» Brevity is not my expertise. Can you tell?
» I love rats! Had 8 of them as pets, but decided to stop caring for more due to my disabilities and busyness of life that made it hard to keep going with it. I do not intend on having kids, so I hope in the future I can get back to being a rattie mom again. I also want cats…yeah, idk how I’m gonna make that work 🤭
» I live in America…It’s not fun here, guys…😭
» I'm working on writing a novel that will likely become a series! Not sure whether I'll decide to go with a publisher or self-published yet. I am still in the early-ish stages of worldbuilding and whatnot, so I have plenty of time to figure that out! This is my dream and I’m working hard to make it happen!
» One of the reasons I am committing myself to getting back to writing and posting fics again is because I want to keep my writing skills sharp while I work on my novel. I want to learn and grow and challenge myself more to become a better and more confident writer. The other reason is because I have held myself back for so long from doing this out of fear of not being good enough. I’m quite frankly tired of holding myself back from the things I want and I’m working on healing these parts of myself. This is part of that process! So, for those who have read my fics, thank you for supporting me! I very much appreciate you! ❤️
» I’m always open to making new friends, so please don’t hesitate to reach out to me -I promise I don’t bite!
I can’t really think of much else right now. Thanks for reading if you’ve made it all the way through! If you have any questions about me or wanna talk about something I wrote here, you can certainly send me an ask/message -just please be respectful, of course!
Hope you have a wonderful day/night wherever you are! 💖
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Wake up, babe, new Hook!fic just dropped
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the question
Pronouns: he/him
/Captain James Hook x Reader/
A/N: It's been OVERDUE at this point... how come I've never written anything about this man before?? I love him so much he's my babygirl idk what else to say. Enjoy!
Warnings: alcohol, mention of needles, suggestive themes, PINNING Song Rec: Mr.Kitty - After Dark
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During a celebration at the Jolly Roger, Captain James Hook decided to party a little too much and, in other words, got absolutely drunk.
And during that evening he ended up hurting himself with his hook… again. But this time he dismissed Smee and instead asked for your assistance, which was odd. You knew better than to complain, though.
You were both alone in his cabin now, Hook sat down while you gathered the medical kit and then helped him take his shirt and hook off (making you blush in the process) to reveal a small gash below his collarbone, that would need stitches.
"Please be still, Captain. This will hurt…" but he was so inebriated you doubted he would feel a thing "I'll try to be quick".
"James… you can call me James, you know." He said in a raspy low voice, sending shivers down your spine. Since you met the man, he had that effect on you… even when you tried to suppress it.
"James… please be still or else I'll stab you." You showed Hook your needle playfully, and he reciprocated with a big smile.
"Be a good boy and help me out then?" Good boy… that man would drive you insane. "Sure… I'll be a good boy." he smiled slyly
A few minutes in silence passed as you concentrated on the sutures, and the whole time you felt his eyes on you like prey. You could feel a drop of sweat down your temple, nervous at his presence.
"I want to buy you some new clothes" He nonchalantly said, his confession drawing a giggle from you. "Are my clothes not to your liking, Cap- James?"
"Don't be offended, dear. I would just like to see you in some fancier clothing. You would look good in satin, I'm sure…" You both laughed, the thought of him wanting to see you matching his fancy clothes made you blush. You decided to exploit a little bit of his drunkness and expand on the fantasy. "What about gold? Do I deserve some jewelry with that new wardrobe?"
James stayed quiet for a second, his forget-me-not eyes widening with the question. "I would love to see you draped in gold! Necklaces, earrings and rings." He made a pause to fantasize and soon admitted. "Would love to see you laying on my bed, on top of my satin sheets and surrounded by jewels." That… was a lot. If you were blushing before you were now burning, but you couldn't help but press him even more.
"So you'd like to see me on your bed with fancy clothes and gold around me?" You made a pause to look at him, and what you found were dark eyes filled with something… lustful. "No, just the jewels."
You swallowed dry as your core burned with desire. THE Captain James Hook… he wanted you. More than you could ever imagine, he fantasized about you. And you have been oblivious to it.
But he was drunk, nothing could ever happen between you two in these conditions, so you just continued to work on the stitches.
"I'm sorry I've gone too far, my love. But I must admit, I love to see you blush." James apologized with a little smile and you reassured him everything was fine. He hadn't gone too far, not yet.
"I'm all finished, now… Let me help you stand, Captain." as you both stood up, you could finally process what happened. He was in front of you, shirtless and flirty as hell. James looked so good… you couldn't believe this was happening.
"May I ask you a question, my hearty?" Your heart skipped a beat at the sweet way he referred to you as. "Of course, James." He looked right into your eyes, your legs shaking in anticipation.
"May I kiss you?" Your whole body burned, and for a moment you considered it genuinely "James…".
You caressed his face while he pulled you in with his left arm, but you blocked his lips with your fingers. "You're drunk, Captain… I want you to ask me another time. The same question."
"And what would be the answer?" He looked disappointed, but not mad in any way.
"You'd have to ask to find out…" you smiled at him, granting a big smile from him in return. "Naughty boy."
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#hook#captain hook#captain james hook#captain hook x reader#captain hook x male reader#peter pan 2003#headcanon#self insert#y/n#fanfiction#fanfic#fic#imagine#notyourhetloki
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pasta heather!! just wanted to mention that ur birthday is only one day before my sisters!! sagittarius! its always the sagittariuses! sagittarii? idk i love em all no wonder we clicked! also wanted to note how the doctor literally pulled an “i do believe in fairies i do i do” in that season finale and i just noticed?? insane that they did that! am now a couple episodes into the donna season and man do i love donna shes just amazing - 🍌
omfg you’re kidding…
for one, the fact your sister’s a fellow sag
but for two, the fact you caught a similarity to thE 2003 PETER PAN MOVIE FUCKIFNGF HELLO????????? this is a fun little fact I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned online but my first ever fanfiction was a HANDWRITTEN SHORT STORY about the 2003 Peter Pan that I TOOK INTO SCHOOL AND SHOWED TEACHERS WHICH IS COMPLETELY 😀😀😀 if there’s ever been more definitive proof of the touch of the tism bc,,, you’re telling me I thought that was a socially acceptable thing to do? take a handwritten fanfiction about my hyperfixation at the time and basically force my teachers to read it for validation? GET OUT 😭
genuinely cannot believe this coincidence I need to lie down lol
also Donna is a complete and utter slay we have to stan x
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This post just showed up on my FYP and I just… wow where do I even start?
Psst… you wanna know the first person to ever “woobify” Captain Hook?
SIR JAMES MATTHEW MUTHAFUCKIN BARRIE.
Tell me you never read the original novel without telling me… The narrator even refers to him as “not wholly unheroic” ffs. The story was NEVER a black-and-white Good versus Evil tale — it’s about WENDY coming to terms with what she thinks she wants versus the reality of getting it.
“If you want to write a story where Peter is the villain” BITCH THIS KID KILLS OFF LOST BOYS WHEN THEY START GETTING TOO OLD AND BREATHES HEAVILY WHENEVER HE GETS PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE BELIEVES WITH EVERY BREATH AN ADULT DROPS DEAD. Is that your perfect little lily-white hero? Get a clue (and pick up a book).
And then the cherry on this shit sundae — saying “now that’s a Peter Pan movie” in reference to Hook. No, sweetie, Hook is Spielbergian fanfiction. Hook is so far removed from the themes and narrative of JMB’s original story it’s actually offensive. (Though I will grant you that it’s a better movie in general than that Disney live-action atrocity that just came out…)
You wanna see an ACTUAL “Peter Pan movie”? Universal’s 2003 live-action Peter Pan. Oh but OOPS that movie “woobifies” Hook too and makes Peter look less than perfectly unproblematic so you might wanna avert your delicate eyes and stick to Rufio… 🙄
#i cannot with the willful ignorance#peter pan#captain hook#they’re two sides of the same coin deal with it
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ough ok tagged by the beloveds @boredzillenial and @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction means we HAVE to get into it now
captain hook // peter pan (2003) ▪︎ archibald craven // the secret garden (1993) ▪︎ cardinal richelieu // the musketeers (2014) ▪︎ sandor clegane (the hound) // game of thrones
these do not match your freak but you will pry the unhinged answers from my cold lifeless hands
tagging @mrs-lockley @flowerpotmage @nerdieforpedro if you'd like 👌🏽
Starting a “HEAR ME OUT” chain cause that last one got me thinking. Post your fav hear me out characters!
No pressure taglist: @lunar-ghoulie @faretheeoscar @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction
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