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About a Girl, ch. 5 🪝
He gave a lazy sort of shrug that was more a roll of his shoulders than much else. “Sit.” Girl halted and he added, then, with a little exasperation, “…if you please.” “I’m not sure I should.” “Ah. So we are not yet past your paranoia that I seek to run you through at the first possible opportunity, then?” “If you were going to do that, you’d have done it while I slept,” she pointed out. “Unless I wanted you to be aware while I did it,” he pointed out, then smirked. “For argument’s sake.”
Captain Hook/OC
#AAG#peter pan 2003 fanfiction#captain hook x oc#captain hook/oc#captain hook 2003#how the fuck do i even tag this specific hook besties#hook/girl#man hand hook girl ship door
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okay man
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Disneys Sleepiest Soldier
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The video essay on (Y/N)s phone becomes increasingly blurry as they take a slow bite of their sandwich, trying to keep their eyes open.
Holy shit, they were exhausted.
(Y/N) sat hunched over the break room table, their eyes feeling like lead sinkers and feet pulsing from walking miles around the park. (Y/N) had arrived to their shift already tired, construction work had been done throughout the evening below (Y/N)s apartment—so they didn’t get a lick of sleep the previous night.
And after being in the sun all day, up and walking around tending to both guest and entertainment, they felt like they were going to pass out.
Pausing the video essay, (Y/N) checked the time on their phone, their soul clenching when they saw that they had 5 hours remaining to their shift.
Finishing off their sandwich, they looked at the time again to see they had 20 more minutes left to their lunch break,
“I’ll just take a micro nap, 10 minutes tops…..no one will notice…” (Y/N) reasoned, setting a timer on their phone and resting their head in their arms, almost instantly falling asleep.
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Even though he technically didn’t have to eat or drink, Hades couldn’t resist having a secret martini around this time of day. He had all the ingredients prepped in his room; gin, glass, live worm, all he needed now were the olives that were kept in the employee break room fridge.
Appearing from a cloud of smoke right in front of the refrigerator, the Lord of the Dead retrieved the olives, about to vanish to his room when he noticed a slumped over form in the corner of his eye.
“Well, what do we have here?” Hades mused as he walked over to his favorite park attendant, who was passed out on the break room table.
He loomed above them for a few minutes just appreciating their sleeping form when he noticed how dark the rings under (Y/N)s eyes were, they also looked paler than he remembered.
Now (Y/N) could look like anything and Hades would still find them attractive (the old pervert) but even he hated to admit how corpse like they looked.
“Geez kid….they don’t make things easy for you do they? Poor schmuck.”
Sighing in resignation, Hades swished the olives in his had away with a wisp of smoke, pocketed (Y/N)s phone, and proceeded to lift their limp body into his arms, carrying them bridal style. Once he knew (Y/N) hadn’t waken up from being jostled, he teleporting out of the break room and into the Villains common area.
Being so used to living around dead people, the feeling of warm, living flesh against his cold body was a change that Hades didn’t know was so welcomed until now. It almost hurt to part from (Y/N) as he layed them down onto the sofa in the middle of the room. Hades stared at them for a moment longer, before turning around to leave the room. He needed a stronger drink…
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“Cripes—Silver!? Did you nab my blunderbuss again— oh..”
Hook trotted into the common area, hoping to find and berate Silver for his missing pistol, before cutting himself off when he spotted (Y/N)s sleeping form splayed out on the sofa.
It seems that their exhaustion overpowered Hooks shouting, (Y/N) not even stirring.
Hook slowly approached the couch, looking over His park attendants form with silent wonder. He had never seen (Y/N) asleep before, they were always up and running around the park, confident and energetic. Hook marveled in this rare vulnerability, (Y/N)s sleeping form reminded him of the old renaissance paintings he had plundered with his crew years ago. (Y/N)s face was absent of all emotion, their hair splayed around them—
Wait a minute….
Hook was brought out of his reverie when he noticed how awkward (Y/N)s head was resting against the arm of the sofa. How could his dear attendant sleep without proper pillow!?
“My poor poppet… I’ll set you straight right.”
Hook sped out of the lounge, only to return minutes later with a pillow from his own quarters. He didn’t mind the strange looks from the other villains who were stalking the halls, his only goal was to get back to the common area.
Making sure not to scrape (Y/N) with his hook, the old captain gently lifted (Y/N)s head to place his pillow underneath their neck.
Taking a step back he admired his work, (Y/N) looking much more comfortable lying against his down feathered pillow.
“Sleep well my dear~” he whispered has he stalked out of the room.
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Hans clenched and unclenched his fists, not liking the way his palms felt— being so unused to not wearing his gloves. He rarely takes them off, and of course the only time he does so he misplaced them. He tried to ask around to see if anyone had found his pair of cotton gloves, but like every other time in his life, Hans was ignored.
His last hope in his search was the lounge, praying to Mickey-fucking-Mouse that they had somehow made their way there.
Completely focused on finding his gloves, Hans entered the common area and immediately began rummaging around. He didn’t care if his trousers got dusty or his hair fussed up, he couldn’t bear the feeling of his hands making direct contact with everything.
“Kom igen… var är de?”
Hans’s frustration was finally overwhelming him, about to give up when he noticed a flash of white from underneath the couch.
“Aha! Oh, finally!!”
Hans kneeled to reach under the couch, finally grabbing his beloved gloves and wasted no time in slipping them back on his hands. Relief washing over him, Hans went to stand back up— only to be face to face with (Y/N)’s
He flinched back, stumbling to his feet. In his mad search for his gloves, he had completely overlooked the sleeping (Y/N).
He titled his head, confused on why 1: (Y/N) is passed out on the villains sofa when they’re in the middle of a shift, and 2: why their head is resting on a satin down pillow that probably costs more than their rent.
Hans was brought out of his thoughts when a noticed a shiver ran up (Y/N)s back, the park attendant squirming.
Huh, he never noticed how chilly the lounge was, probably because he was used to the cold, even the central AC being nothing but white noise to him. Looking at (Y/N) again, he felt a strange squirming in his stomach…
….eh, it’s probably pity.
Tugging on his gloves, he walked over to the common areas closet, where they kept all the cleaning supplies, lightbulbs, untouched board games, and blankets. Groping around until he found something that met his standards, Hans pulled out a knit throw blanket and walked back to the couch.
With a flick of his wrists, the blanket unfurled and fell onto (Y/N)s body, (Y/N) unconsciously burrowing their face into the knit wool. Hans was strangely reminded of the bakers in his castles kitchens, blanketing the tops pies with dough.
Shrugging off the memories, he gave (Y/N) a fleeting look before exiting the lounge, his fists clenching and unclenching.
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The overhead LED lights stung in Frollos eyes, making him wince and rub the bridge of his nose. He used to think Paris as a filthy city, but now what he wouldn’t give to be back in the 15th century.
Trudging down the hall, a pit of anxiety welled in the bottom of his chest, dreading having to go back out in the park and having to… eugh, interact with others.
His procession stopped as he passed the doorway of the common area, turning his head towards the sofa. Checking to make so no one else was near, Frollo approached the couch to look over (Y/N).
If it was anyone else, Frollo would’ve sneered and berated the person for their sloth. Such waste of time and insult to God.
And yet…
It was a rarity to see the park attendant so still, their resting body allowing Frollo to notice details he never saw before; The stray beauty mark on their cheek, a specific strand of hair the coiled around their face, cuts and scrapes that littered their hands…
Frollo huffed, allowing (Y/N) to continue their sleep, about to exit the room when he stopped.
Their (Y/N) laid, their form vulnerable and unprotected, resting amongst those with wicked tendencies. It would go against his “beliefs” to allow evil to take advantage of those unaware.
Reaching into his robe, he pulled out his personal Rosary, the old wooden beads clicking as they hind from his fingers. Delicately, Frollo hung his rosary from the edge of the couch, the cross resting right above (Y/N).
“Procul recedant somnia, Et noctium phantasmata; Hostemque nostrum comprime, Ne polluantur corpora.” Frollo muttered a prayer, signing the cross over (Y/N)s body.
Having so other excuse to stay, Frollo stalked out of the lounge
“dors bien et fais de beaux rêves..”
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Facilier was….well— he wasn’t sure what he was looking at.
(Y/N) sprawled out on the couch, head resting on a pillow that looked like it belonged in Big Daddy La Bouff’s mansion, worn knit blanket draped over their body, and a dingy rosary hanging above their head.
The shadow man stared down at (Y/N), his shadow trying to reach the couch, only to be shocked backwards. Probably the fault of the rosary.
“Ah forget it old sport— let the kid rest,” Facilier chastised his shadow.
The conman recalled seeing (Y/N) stumbling around the park earlier in the day, nodding off while standing. Poor sap must’ve surrendered to their bodies plea for rest.
Facilier’s been known to indulge in a nap once or twice, especially on the sticky summer days back in Orleans… but from personal experience, he always needed total darkness.
“I’ve got no idea how they can sleep with all this light… let’s do the poor Cher a solid. Shadow, cut the lights.”
With the command of his master, Faciliers shadow creeped towards the window on the neighboring wall, pulling down the blinds as Facilier walked over to the light switch, humming to himself.
“..pale moon's shining on the fields below…. The folks are singing songs, soft and loooowww~”
flicking off the overhead lights, the lounge was plunged in darkness.
“Much better, c’mon old sport—” Facilier beckoned his shadow, who gave (Y/N) a longing glance before return to his master.
“You needn't tell me, ‘cause I know… When it's sleepy time down south~”
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(Y/N) sighed in their sleep, nestling into the blanket and pillow. Although they were still fast asleep, far from waking up— they could feel the peace that washed over them. Something only achieved when you’ve reach maximum comfort after strenuous activity.
There were moments in their sleep when they were uncomfortable; neck aching, cold, bad dreams, and bright light stinging behind their eyes. But each time they almost roused from sleep, the problem was always solved, sending them deeper and deeper into the REM cycle.
So there (Y/N) rested, swamped in strange warmth and set to not wake for a long while.
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Can you tell that my love language is acts of service?
I just wanted to write something fluffy, (also I kinda want to write more Hans stuff, an obsession is growing…)
Anyway, enjoy!
#disney villains#self insert#disney imagine#disney x reader#disney hades#oc insert#captain hook#judge claude frollo#claude frollo#dr facilier#hans frozen#hans westergaard
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but what we really need is a
femininominom!!
A WHAT?!
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feminimominon !!
r.i.p Catherine you would’ve loved Chappell roan
#I have been injecting that song into my bloodstream lately#it’s good#self shipping#self ship#self ship community#self ships#self insert#oc#oc art#disney oc#peter pan#disney peter pan#peter pan return to neverland#self ship art#captain hook#catherine
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Been obsessing with Hook and Smee and the whole Peter Pan stories up to the point I decided to make my own AU and redesigning Hook & Smee because they're so perfect for each other and deserve a good design and character story.
I also added my OC for the sake of the story and Hook & Smee's character development (basically theyre raising a child together) Im planning to write the story some time in the future. It'll mainly focus on what's happening in the Jolly Rogers prior and during the event of Wendy, the relationship between Hook and Smee, and lots of talking about traumas - bcs who doesnt like angst and slowburn?
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Since Hook loves to be babied and pampered. I was wondering what it would look like to have Captain Scarlett feed him a cuppycake or something sweet xD 🙌❤️
Annalicia: It would look a little something like this, but fair warning, Jafar is a bit of a jealous man. He does have a very charming boyfriend after all! 😂
Annalicia: Don't worry though! He'll cool off eventually. 😄✨
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Here is my final theory for the ending of The Rise of Red before the movie comes out! I feel like our girls are going to redeem the Queen of Hearts and everything will be happily ever after as Life is Sweeter…
Until part 2!
As Maddox said, there are consequences messing with time so I feel like Red and Chloe will be so determined to save Auradon, they’ll forget they will have to face the aftermath so here’s how I think it’ll go
Uliana will make it to present time or maybe her whole gang will
Or Red and Chloe have to deal with Uliana’s descendant, my oc being Urchin as we know. My take on him is that he and his mom have been plagued with dreams of different lives cause of Red and Chloe did and now Urchin hates them.
Either way, I’m fairly certain this movie will end happily and part 2 being them having to deal with the consequences and I kinda love that. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!!
#disney descendants#descendants#descendants 4#descendants the pocketwatch#disney descendants 4#descendants the rise of red#the rise of red#rise of red#princess red#chloe daughter of cinderella#chloe charming#uliana sister of ursula#uliana descendants#descendants morgie#morgie descendants#hook#captain hook#descendants maleficent#young maleficent#maleficent#hades descendants#descendants hades#young hades#issac ryan brown#descendants original characters#descendants oc#kylie cantrall#malia baker#dara renee#anthony pyatt
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The Captain’s Heart
Characters:
Captain Hook (Disney Version)
Female Pirate (Reader)
Smee (Mentioned)
Trigger Warnings:
Illness (fever, coughing, physical weakness)
Brief mentions of pain and discomfort
Masterlist
Words: 900
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The crew of the Jolly Roger knew their captain as a man of grandeur and ruthless ambition. They feared him, respected him, but they never truly knew him. Not like she did.
She was the only female pirate on board, an anomaly in the world of seafaring men, and a mystery to all but one. Captain Hook, with his sweeping red coat, sharp hook, and dramatic flair, was every bit the fearsome leader they thought him to be. Yet, when night fell and the crew was asleep, he was hers—and hers alone.
Tonight, the ship was quieter than usual, save for the occasional snore from Smee and the others who shared the lower cabins. But up in Hook’s grand cabin, things were different. The Captain was ill, and no amount of his usual grand gestures could hide the fact that he was suffering.
Hook lay in bed, pale, his once-crisp red coat discarded, and his skin damp with sweat. His breathing was labored, each exhale rough and rattling. He wiped his brow with a trembling hand, then quickly stifled a cough that tore at his throat. He hated to admit weakness, but the fever had him firmly in its grasp.
The door creaked open, and his tired eyes, bloodshot and heavy-lidded, snapped to the entrance. He half-expected Smee to come bumbling in again, bringing more useless tonics that only made Hook feel worse. But instead, it was her—the one person who truly soothed his restless mind.
“Still playing the brave captain?” she whispered, her lips curving in a soft smile as she stepped inside, glancing over her shoulder to ensure the crew was none the wiser.
Hook attempted to sit up, but the motion sent a dizzying wave through him, making his vision blur. “Ah, my dear… I… I am perfectly—” A coughing fit cut him off mid-sentence, and he clutched his chest as the sharp pain wracked his body. His face flushed, embarrassed at his own weakness. “Blasted cough… Smee! That bumbling fool nearly drowned me in tea, yet the fever rages on!”
She crossed the room swiftly, her heart aching at the sight of him, usually so grand and composed, now reduced to a pale, sweaty mess. “You’re overworking yourself,” she chided gently, easing him back down onto the bed. “Let me help.”
Hook tried to muster a look of defiance, but he was too weak to protest. “I—cannot… allow you to see me like this,” he muttered between ragged breaths, his voice scratchy from coughing. “If the crew ever—ah!” His hand flew to his chest as another sharp pain struck, and he winced.
“Shh,” she whispered soothingly, grabbing a cloth from a basin of water she had brought with her. The cool cloth was pressed to his fevered forehead, and he groaned, his muscles finally relaxing. “You’re not as invincible as you like to think. Now, rest.”
His eyes fluttered closed for a moment, the cool cloth offering some relief, but the fever still burned hot beneath his skin. His face was flushed, and sweat dripped down his neck, dampening his hair. Every time he moved, a painful ache shot through his bones, and his head throbbed with a relentless headache. His voice, usually so commanding, had turned into a hoarse rasp.
“The blasted fever…” he muttered. “I feel as though I’m being boiled alive, yet I shiver as if the depths of winter have fallen upon me.”
She ran her fingers through his sweat-soaked hair, smiling softly at his dramatic way of describing the simplest symptoms. “You’ll feel better soon, once you rest.”
“I cannot rest with Smee fussing over me like a nanny!” Hook flung his hand out, a small, exaggerated gesture despite his fatigue. “He’s more of a hindrance than the fever itself!”
She chuckled softly, wiping his brow again, her touch gentle and calming. “Which is why I’m here,” she whispered, her voice soothing him more than the cloth could. “You’ll get no rest with Smee pestering you.”
Hook gave a deep, rattling sigh, his dramatic mask slipping away as his fever-worn body could no longer maintain the pretense of strength. His eyes softened as he gazed at her. “I must appear… pathetic,” he murmured, his breathing shallow. “But I feel—better…when you’re here.”
She smiled, leaning closer, her fingers tracing his jawline tenderly. “You don’t have to pretend with me. You know that.”
He shifted slightly, his movements slow and stiff as if every joint ached. “The crew… they cannot know. They mustn’t see… the great Captain Hook brought low by a mere cold…” He let out another weak cough, covering his mouth with his hand as his body shuddered with the effort.
“No one will know,” she whispered, climbing onto the bed beside him. Her arms wrapped around him, pulling him close. He melted into her embrace, his head resting against her chest, a sigh escaping his lips as he finally allowed himself to relax.
“You’re the only one I trust,” he mumbled, his voice barely above a whisper. “My strength… and my weakness…”
She pressed a kiss to his temple, feeling the heat radiating from his skin. “And I’ll always take care of you, Captain.”
Hook gave one last sigh, his feverish body finally succumbing to sleep, his breathing slowing as he settled into her arms. For now, Captain Hook, terror of the seas, was just a man who needed her.
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Author’s Note: I wanted to bring out the softer side of Captain Hook that only his secret lover knows, while staying true to his dramatic, over-the-top personality from the Disney films. The fever gives him a rare vulnerability, but even in his weakest moments, he maintains that flair we know and love! Hope you enjoyed this, and feel free to share any thoughts or ideas for more!
#fanfic#oc#fluff#Disney#disney fanfiction#Disney Movie#disney peter pan#Captain Hook#captain hook x reader#Captain Hook x you#captain james hook#Captain Hook Disney#mr smee#Mr Smee Disney#Hook#Captain Hook sick#Sick#Illness#Headache#Fluff#Secret relationship#Pirate
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*Leaves this WIP of Professor Macoco/Twst Captain Hook and runs*
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My shop is officially open!
You can shop our stickers and keycharms here !
New merch inkoming in the next few days too!
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It took me over a week to finish this project💀 I’m so glad she’s finally done you have no idea😭😭😭 She was gonna just be based off of Ariel (The Brother’s Grim Version) and Princess Mipha (Zelda Breath of the Wild) I was trying to combine elements of both these characters without her looking too much like the characters she’s based on (which I realize now, is SUPER difficult when both Ariel and Mipha have really similar if not the same color palettes😭) plus I was trying to give her a custom uniform like I did with my past few OC’s but trying to combine a beachy look with the NRC school uniform was so much more difficult than I thought😭💀
I was days into this project (almost a week) at this point and after scrolling through Pinterest (to find ideas) on and off throughout this project I was ready to give up, but I wanted to try one more idea first. To see if maybe the problem was that I needed another character to use as inspo along with Ariel and Mipha so I chose Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
The Captain Hook inspo is what saved this character😭 I absolutely LOVE how she turned out🤩🥰
If you remember in The Brother’s Grim version of “The Little Mermaid” Ariel’s human legs made it feel like she was walking on sharp glass with every step she took. I did the same thing with this character, because walking is extremely painful for her she uses crutches to get around on land and when she’s in water aka her siren form she can use magic to fuse her crutches together to form this super cool trident modeled after Mipha’s trident from the game🥰 She uses the trident to fight under water, but on land she can turn her right crutch into the top half of her trident so she can still stand and fight at the same time. However, only using half the trident means she can only use up to 50% of her magic. Plus only having use of one crutch limits her ability to move around
Even though I almost gave up on this project I’m so happy I made one late attempt on her overall design🥰🥰🥰
#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#drawing#digital drawing#twst#disney twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#disney#disney villains#octavinelle#princess ariel#princess mipha#captain hook#inspo#pirates
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#captain hook#dania#original character#oc#peter pan#peter pan 2003#jason isaacs#james hook#artists on tumblr#danygn
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So, this is just a work in progress... but I've been wracking my head making another TWST OC that's not yuu, but an OC that's just like Rollo and Fellow Honest. You know, characters from TWST events, and she's based off Captain Hook :DDDDD
Her name is Captain Elena Harlow, and I plan to make her a headmaster to an all girls school, which I haven't thought of much yet since I'm still focusing on how she'd look like. I HAVE thought of a lore for her, but it also needs fixing.
It's been a while since I last opened the file to her concept. Character Designing is so tough man, aughhh but I love it at the same time. I love the hardship of creating a character... so the joke's on me.
Also did this because I wanted to see TWST have a character based off Captain Hook (he's an iconic villain, you see) but I don't want to get stuck waiting so I made one myself >:DDDD
#I ALSO WANT HER TO BE BASED OFF UMA FROM DESCENDANTS#I LISTENED TO WHATS MY NAME AND IT INSPIRED ME TO CONTINUE ELENA'S DESIGN :DDDD#now i wanna animate elena asap to the song#artists on tumblr#digital illustrations#sketch#art wip#twisted wonderland#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#disney twisted wonderland#captain hook#captain hook disney#disney fanart#disney
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So I’ve had this idea for a Disney Villains x reader for months now:
Disney, with their virtually limitless funds, have built a machine that creates, like, 3D printed holograms of their characters. Including the Villains. Instead of hiring people to dress as beloved characters for their theme parks, why not have the real things? This allows customers to enjoy a more “immersive” experience.
The reader is a new hire at the Disney parks. Nothing major, probably a ‘Jack of all trades’ type of employee. Some how, they end up interacting with the Disney Villains, and realizes that their more sentient than Disney has let on.
Reader quickly becomes one of the only employees that the Villains deem worthy of talking to, besides guests. And because of this, the higher ups at the park decide to make the reader the Disney Villains official”caretaker”
I’d love to explore this concept, if anyone else wants imagines or scenarios feel free to ask!
#disney villains#disney imagine#disney hades#captain hook#disney jafar#dr facilier#disney x reader#hades x reader#oc x canon
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can she serve? Oh yeah (time in prison)
#self shipping#self ship#self ship community#self ships#self insert#self ship art#captain hook#disney villains#peter pan return to neverland#disney peter pan#peter pan#art#self insert art#oc#oc x canon#catherine
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Maleficent: I just hope these little goblins inside of me decide to be born very soon! I can't take this pregnancy any longer! Ursula: enjoy while you can, darling! After your babies are born, THEN you'll wish you'd still be pregnant! Cruella: at least you have Chernabog doing everything for you. Ursula: who would guess the Disney version of Satan would be such a soft papa, right? Maleficent: why, just because we have horns, like black and green colors, and we're both related to evil and Hell, we can't be good parents?? Wow, rude!
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Frollo: you know... You remind me of someone... Gothel: oh yeah? Who? Frollo: your raven hair, your emerald eyes... Are you single, my dear? Gothel: I'm a single mother. Is that a problem to you. Frollo: not at all. I'm a single father too.
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Cruella: say it again, darling! Clayton: I ~kill~ animals. Cruella: oooohh yeah, babe! What else? Clayton: I ~sell~ them for riches. Cruella: oooh you evil man! Clayton: now tell me, my darling. What animal you desire the most? A coat made of leopard fur? Shoes made of crocodile skin? An elephant head to decorate your living room? Say it, and I shall have whatever pleases you! Cruella: I want... A ~dalmatian~ coat! Clayton: ... Say what?
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Silver: are you sure about this, James? Hook: about what, John? Silver: I don't know... It's the very first time we're leaving Pietra alone with mr. Smee... Hook: oh, don't worry, my dear. Smee knows he better take good care of our daughter if he doesn't want his ass to be kicked.
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Jafar: (on the cellphone) Hades, where are you? Hades: I left earlier, Jaffar. I'm tired. Jafar: what?? Where are you going?? Hades: home. Jafar: are you kidding me?? Get your ass back here! You drunk too much! Hades: relax, will you? I took a cab! Jafar: WE WERE DRINKING IN YOUR HOME, YOU ANIMAL! Hades: ... Then where am I going??
#random thoughts in the night#Disney#Disney villains#maleficent#chernabog#ursula#claude frollo#mother gothel#clayton#cruella de vil#john silver#captain hook#jafar#hades#chernabog x maleficent#maleficent x chernabog#frollo x gothel#gothel x frollo#clayton x cruella#cruella x clayton#john silver x captain hook#captain hook x john silver#Oc mentioned
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