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casualpersonapersonpeach · 2 years ago
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What kind of pets/companions would the slashers have:
A/n: sorry i fell off the face of the planet for a bit, here's a little something! Also I'm aware that some of the slashers already have pets/companions and some of these animals are pests and/or dangerous but it's fine lmfao it's fiction. Enjoy!!!
Jason Voorhees:
- Great Horned Owl
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Michael Myers:
- White Footed Mouse
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Bubba Sawyer:
- American Bullfrog
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Thomas Hewitt:
- Texas Bobcat
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Vincent Sinclair:
- Red Bellied Mud Snake
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Bo Sinclair:
- Coyete
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Lester Sinclair:
- Flying Squirrel
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Max Thompson Jr (The Hillbilly):
- Racoon
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Leslie Vernon:
- Beaver
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Asa Emory:
- Bearded Vulture
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u-friend-or-ufo · 4 months ago
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Woody: You see Eric...That pigeon is Ian Eric: Uh huh.. Woody: The owl over there is Alan Eric: Alright Woody: And the raven attacking Derek is Les
Derek: Get this bloody bird off me!!! Eric: Woody, how many edibles have you eaten? Woody: About...ten Eric: Ten? That's a record
Woody: Yep...Should we help Derek? Eric: Hmmm...Nah. He can handle Leslie. Derek: Leave me alone! You little pest! Help!!!
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adamwatchesmovies · 2 years ago
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Bridge to Terabithia (2007)
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Ooh. Ouch. I can tell you in advance your reaction to Bridge to Terabithia won’t be the same as mine. I didn’t read the book as a child. I went in cold, with only the trailers and the movie poster to let me guess what I might see. As such, I was disappointed. To prevent you from having the same “bad” experience as me, read this review.
12-year-old Jesse Aarons (Josh Hutcherson) is bullied at school, feels ignored at home - when he isn’t smothered with chores by his strict father (Robert Patrick) - and lonely. When Leslie Burke (AnnaSophia Robb) moves in next door, they become inseparable and begin having adventures in the imaginary kingdom of Terabithia - which can only be reached by swinging on a rope over a stream in the nearby woods.
Based on the book by Katherine Paterson, this is NOT a fantasy adventure film. It's a family drama. It’s about a desperately lonely boy whose family is poor. Bridge to Terabithia talks of the power of imagination and ultimately, loss. If we judge it on this scale, the picture fares well. Josh Hutcherson is excellent as Jesse. He’s a real person; rude and sometimes frustrating but also kind, insightful and tender. A scene where he clearly has mixed feelings about his father setting a lethal trap for a pest that’s been destroying the crops inside their greenhouse feels completely genuine. You see yourself in him. Not so much the one-dimensional characters which populate the rest of the film. There are several but I’m going to single out Zooey Deschanel as the music teacher. She’s this idyllic woman with no basis in reality. Every time we see her classes, no one is learning notes or doing exercises. Instead, the children are happily following her along as she sings a song they all recognize. Combined with some of her actions outside of school hours, it makes you wonder if the writers have ever seen a real teacher. Take another look. Would she seem so sweet and innocent if she were a man and Jesse a 12-year-old girl?
The biggest flaw with this film are the characters. Too many are generic bullies who run rampant whenever the plot needs them to. Key figures in Jesse’s life are the other extreme; angels who seem too pure for this world and leave sticky saccharine trails. I grew frustrated waiting for the magic and the fairies to come in, for the pretence that everything was imaginary to disappear. Ok, my bad. Still, the characters and the way the drama is telegraphed by their obvious arcs is noticeable even if you know what sort of movie this is.
Bridge to Terabithia has an intended audience and for them, the film is effective. Younger viewers will not recognize the flaws I saw. However, my “job” isn’t to speculate on what might’ve been. Until I get a time machine and warn myself of what I’m about to see, all I can report is my opinion/experience and it wasn’t a positive one. I hope you have a better time watching Bridge to Terabithia than I did. (February 15, 2019)
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rondarousey143 · 8 months ago
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Part 1 | Terrifying Truth: They DISAPPEARED in Murchison
It was the early 1900's and things were changing rapidly the Western Australia. The stage was set for a strange case that almost seemed scripted. This is only part 1 of this head-scratching, true crime story.
So, let's watch the entire video and learn about Part 1 | Terrifying Truth: They DISAPPEARED in Murchison! In this video, we explore the depths of history, tracing the enigmatic journey of Perth's Boundary Rider along the Western coast of Australia.
As the city flourished, so did the threats to its thriving agricultural industry, particularly from invasive rabbits and other pests. The decision to erect a formidable 2023-mile fence marked a pivotal moment in preserving livelihoods, setting the stage for the arrival of figures like Louie Carron, whose identity was shrouded in mystery and whose fate would become entwined with the very land he sought to protect.
Louis Carron, known in reality as Leslie George Brown, emerges as a central figure in our story, drawn to the promise of a new life amidst the rugged landscapes of the Murchison area. Yet, beneath the guise of opportunity lay a web of intrigue, as Louie's sudden disappearance triggers a chain of events that unravel the fabric of the community. As his family back home grows increasingly concerned, suspicions rise, and the authorities are forced to confront the possibility of foul play lurking within their midst.
But the truth proves elusive, teasing us with tantalizing hints of what lies beneath the surface. As two more men vanish without a trace, the shadows deepen, casting doubt upon the very foundations of trust. Yet, for now, we must pause, leaving you on the edge of your seat, hungry for more revelations. Fear not, for part two beckons, promising to unearth the secrets buried within Perth's rugged terrain.
Hit the like button, leave a comment, and subscribe to ensure you don't miss a single twist in the tale. Your presence here is invaluable, and I thank you for joining me as we navigate the labyrinth of history and intrigue.
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sparklymentalitypanda · 8 months ago
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Part 1 | Terrifying Truth: They DISAPPEARED in Murchison
It was the early 1900's and things were changing rapidly the Western Australia. The stage was set for a strange case that almost seemed scripted. This is only part 1 of this head-scratching, true crime story. So, let's watch the entire video and learn about Part 1 | Terrifying Truth: They DISAPPEARED in Murchison!
In this video, we explore the depths of history, tracing the enigmatic journey of Perth's Boundary Rider along the Western coast of Australia. As the city flourished, so did the threats to its thriving agricultural industry, particularly from invasive rabbits and other pests.
The decision to erect a formidable 2023-mile fence marked a pivotal moment in preserving livelihoods, setting the stage for the arrival of figures like Louie Carron, whose identity was shrouded in mystery and whose fate would become entwined with the very land he sought to protect. Louis Carron, known in reality as Leslie George Brown, emerges as a central figure in our story, drawn to the promise of a new life amidst the rugged landscapes of the Murchison area.
Yet, beneath the guise of opportunity lay a web of intrigue, as Louie's sudden disappearance triggers a chain of events that unravel the fabric of the community. As his family back home grows increasingly concerned, suspicions rise, and the authorities are forced to confront the possibility of foul play lurking within their midst. But the truth proves elusive, teasing us with tantalizing hints of what lies beneath the surface.
As two more men vanish without a trace, the shadows deepen, casting doubt upon the very foundations of trust. Yet, for now, we must pause, leaving you on the edge of your seat, hungry for more revelations. Fear not, for part two beckons, promising to unearth the secrets buried within Perth's rugged terrain.
Hit the like button, leave a comment, and subscribe to ensure you don't miss a single twist in the tale. Your presence here is invaluable, and I thank you for joining me as we navigate the labyrinth of history and intrigue. Let's Connect!
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filme-un-tata-de-cosmar · 1 year ago
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Durata de rulare: 90 min.
Gen: Comedie
Stele: Sebastian Maniscalco, Robert De Niro, Leslie Bibb, Anders Holm
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Vineri, cu patru zile înainte de alegerile prezidențiale din SUA, Statele Unite au înregistrat 100.000 de cazuri noi de Covid-19. Această cifră a înregistrat cea mai mare creștere a cazurilor de coronavirus într-o zi la nivel mondial.
În total, Statele Unite au suferit 9 milioane de cazuri de Covid-19 până vineri, sau aproape 3% din populație, cu aproape 229.000 de decese de la izbucnirea pandemiei de la începutul acestui an, potrivit unui raport Reuters, 31 octombrie, „&f2&” .
Autoritățile sanitare din SUA au confirmat vineri că 100.233 de persoane au fost testate pozitiv pentru Covid-19 în ultimele 24 de ore.
Numărul de vineri a stabilit cel mai mare record zilnic de Covid-19 din SUA pentru a cincea oară în 10 zile, depășind cel mai mare vârf zilnic de 91.248 de cazuri noi din ziua precedentă.
Raportul reprezintă, de asemenea, cel mai mare număr de victime zilnice din lume în timpul pandemiei, depășind vârful record al Indiei de 24 de ore în cazuri zilnice de 97.894 înregistrate în septembrie.
Vineri, zeci de state au raportat individual un număr record de noi cazuri zilnice.
Cazurile grave de Covid-19 sunt, de asemenea, în creștere, deoarece spitalele din șase state raportează că au cei mai mulți pacienți cu boală de la începutul pandemiei. Numărul pacienților cu Covid-19 internați în spital a crescut cu peste 50% în octombrie, până la 46.000, cel mai mare de la jumătatea lunii august.
Printre statele cele mai afectate au fost cele mai contestate în campania dintre președintele republican Donald Trump și democratul Joe Biden, și anume Michigan, Carolina de Nord, Ohio, Pennsylvania și Wisconsin.
Peste 1.000 de persoane au murit joi din cauza virusului, a treia oară când numărul zilnic de decese a depășit-o luna aceasta, iar rata deceselor este de așteptat să continue să crească. Covid-19 a provocat încă cel puțin 926 de decese până vineri.
Cel mai recent model de predicție al Universității din Washington estimează că numărul deceselor, care a avut un ritm lunar de peste 22.000 în cea mai mare parte a lunii octombrie, va începe să crească luna viitoare, către un nou record de peste 72.000 în ianuarie.
Proiecțiile din ianuarie ale Institutului pentru Valori și Evaluări ale Sănătății ar depăși cele aproape 61.000 de decese din aprilie, când pandemia a explodat pentru prima dată în Statele Unite și a inundat spitalele din New York.
Joe Biden și democrații săi din Congres l-au criticat pe președintele Trump pentru gestionarea crizei sale de sănătate.
În Camera Reprezentanților SUA, democrații au publicat vineri un raport în care condamnă răspunsul administrației Trump la pandemie drept „unul dintre cele mai grave eșecuri de conducere din istoria Americii”.
„Cel puțin 6 milioane de americani au căzut în sărăcie și alte milioane sunt șomeri”, se arată în raport.
Raportul intermediar de 71 de pagini al personalului democrat de la Subcomisia pentru alegerile Camerei Parlamentului privind criza coronavirusului a mai spus că anchetatorii au identificat peste 60 de cazuri în care oficialii administrației Trump au respins sau au respins sfaturile oamenilor de știință de vârf pentru a promova interesele politice ale președintelui.
„Răspunsul guvernului la această criză economică a adus beneficii marilor corporații și americanilor bogați, lăsând în urmă multe comunități dezavantajate și mici afaceri care se luptă”, se arată în raport.
După ce a fost internat pentru Covid-19 la începutul lunii octombrie, Trump a continuat o campanie masivă care a atras mii de susținători care s-au adunat și mulți nu purtau măști. Campania Trump spune că mitingurile sunt sigure și că măștile și distanțarea socială sunt respectate.
O investigație CNN a constatat că 14 dintre cele 17 state chestionate au arătat o creștere a ratei cazurilor de Covid-19 la doar o lună după găzduirea unui eveniment de campanie al lui Donald Trump.
Filmul, cunoscut și sub denumirea de film, film sau film, este o formă de artă vizuală folosită pentru a simula experiențe care comunică idei, povești, percepții, sentimente, frumusețe sau atmosferă prin utilizarea imaginilor în mișcare. Aceste imagini sunt în general însoțite de sunete și mai rar de alte stimulări senzoriale. [1] Cuvântul „cinema”, prescurtare pentru cinematografie, este adesea folosit pentru a se referi la cinema și industria filmului, precum și la forma de artă care rezultă din aceasta.
❏ STREAMING MEDIA ❏
Streaming media este conținut media care este primit și prezentat în mod constant unui utilizator final în timp ce este furnizat de un furnizor. Verbul streamer se referă la procesul de livrare sau obținere a media în acest mod. [E nevoie de clarificare] Streamingul se referă la metoda de livrare a mass-media, mai degrabă decât la mass-media în sine. Distincția dintre metoda de difuzare și media distribuită se aplică în mod specific rețelelor de telecomunicații, deoarece majoritatea sistemelor de difuzare sunt fie în mod inerent în flux (de exemplu, radio, televiziune, aplicații de streaming) fie în mod inerent non-streaming (de exemplu, cărți, casete video, CD-uri audio). Transmiterea conținutului pe internet pune probleme. De exemplu, utilizatorii a căror conexiune la Internet nu are o lățime de bandă suficientă se pot confrunta cu întreruperi, întârzieri sau tamponare lentă a conținutului. Și este posibil ca utilizatorii fără hardware sau software compatibil să nu poată transmite conținut în flux.
Difuzarea în direct este livrarea de conținut pe Internet în timp real, la fel ca televiziunea în direct oferă conținut prin undele prin intermediul unui semnal de televiziune. Streamingul live pe Internet necesită o anumită formă de sursă media (de exemplu, cameră video, interfață audio, software de captură de ecran), un codificator pentru a digitiza conținutul, un editor media și o rețea de livrare a conținutului pentru a distribui și difuza conținutul. Transmisiunea în direct nu trebuie să fie înregistrată la punctul de origine, deși este în mod frecvent.
Streaming-ul este o alternativă la descărcarea fișierelor, un proces în care utilizatorul final obține întregul fișier pentru conținut înainte de a-l viziona sau asculta. Cu streaming, un utilizator final își poate folosi playerul media pentru a începe redarea conținutului video digital sau audio digital înainte ca întregul fișier să fie transmis. Termenul „streaming media” se poate aplica altor media decât video și audio, cum ar fi subtitrările live, casetele și textul în timp real, toate fiind considerate „text continuu”.
❏ CONȚINUT DE COPYRIGHT ❏
Dreptul de autor este un tip de proprietate intelectuală care îi conferă proprietarului dreptul exclusiv de a face copii ale unei lucrări creative, de obicei pentru o perioadă limitată de timp. [1][2][3][4][5] Activitatea creativă poate fi într-o formă literară, artistică, educațională sau muzicală. Dreptul de autor este menit să protejeze expresia originală a unei idei sub forma unei lucrări creative, dar nu ideea în sine. [6][7][8] Un drept de autor este supus limitărilor bazate pe considerente de interes public, cum ar fi doctrina utilizării loiale în Statele Unite.
Unele jurisdicții impun ca lucrările protejate prin drepturi de autor să fie „reparate” în formă tangibilă. Este adesea împărtășită între mai mulți autori, fiecare dintre aceștia deținând un set de drepturi de utilizare sau licențiere a operei și care sunt denumiți în mod obișnuit deținători de drepturi. [E nevoie de citare][9][10][11][12] Aceste drepturi includ adesea reproducerea, controlul operelor derivate, distribuția, interpretarea publică și drepturile morale, cum ar fi atribuirea. [13]
Drepturile de autor pot fi acordate de dreptul public și sunt considerate în acest caz drept „drepturi teritoriale”. Aceasta înseamnă că drepturile de autor acordate de legea unui anumit stat nu se extind dincolo de teritoriul acelei jurisdicții specifice. Drepturile de autor de acest tip variază în funcție de țară; multe țări, și uneori un grup mare de țări, au încheiat acorduri cu alte țări privind procedurile aplicabile atunci când lucrările „trec” granițele naționale sau când legile naționale sunt incompatibile. [14]
De obicei, termenul de drept public al unui drept de autor expiră la 50 până la 100 de ani după moartea creatorului, în funcție de jurisdicție. Unele țări solicită anumite formalități de drept de autor [5] pentru a stabili dreptul de autor, altele recunosc dreptul de autor pentru orice lucrare finalizată, fără înregistrare formală.
Este larg acceptat faptul că dreptul de autor este esențial pentru stimularea diversității culturale și a creativității. Cu toate acestea, Parc susține că, spre deosebire de credințele predominante, imitația și copierea nu restrâng creativitatea sau diversitatea culturală, ci de fapt le susțin mai mult. Acest argument a fost susținut de multe exemple precum Millet și Van Gogh, Picasso, Manet și Monet etc. [15]
❏ BUNURI DE SERVICII ❏
Creditul (din latină credit, „(el/ea) crede”) este încrederea care permite unei părți să furnizeze bani sau resurse altei părți, cea de-a doua nerambursând imediat prima parte (generând astfel o datorie), dar promite să o ramburseze. sau returnați acele resurse (sau alte materiale de valoare egală) la o dată ulterioară. [1] Cu alte cuvinte, creditul este o metodă de a face reciprocitatea formală, aplicabilă din punct de vedere juridic și extensibilă la un grup mare de oameni independenți.
Resursele furnizate pot fi financiare (de exemplu, acordarea unui împrumut) sau pot consta în bunuri sau servicii (de exemplu, credit de consum). Creditul include orice formă de plată amânată. [2] Creditul este acordat de către un creditor, numit și împrumutător, unui debitor, numit și împrumutat
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actually-boro-draskovic · 1 year ago
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No! We're not! We cannot! We shall not!
Let me explain to you why Mališa is the best war movie ever - or at elast better than X-men First Class.
Take every single thing you would want from a WW1-centered movie.
Non-human pov? Huge aerial takes of the city with parallels between takes where it's new and when it's destroyed? A gay-coded guy punches a politician? A pigeon shits on another politician who just said they should get rid of beggars and pests, starting with that pigeon? A running gag with a guy who is always on a different side of the conflict every time we see him? But also symbolism in who's a good person and who's not simply with who calls Mališa a dove and who calls her a pigeon? Recognizing that there are good and bad guys in all sides of a conflict by having the aforementionned switching guy be beaten up by his own comrades in arms in both sides? World War 1 but outside of the trenches, from a more civilian pov? The beforemath and the aftermath of the war on the city? Leslie Nielsen playing an american general? An otherwise entirely serbian (and croatian) cast? The DELIBERATE use of black and white since it was already time for coloured movies at the time? The widows sparing a bit of bread for Mališa, proving there's good people in this world even in the most desperate times?
Take every single other thing you would want and that I didn't mention. Do you want the assassination of the archduke to be gorily displayed onscreen? Do you want a tasteful blur on the background to be the assassination while we're focused on Mališa? Do you want the assassination to be completely skimmed over because it's only the trigger not the power barrel to the explosion of the war? WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM A WW1-CENTERED MOVIE I TELL YOU and it's true because this movie is what you want it to be.
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X-Men First Class was described as follow:
It starts during WW2 (in Auschwitz) but it also has some Cuban Crisis thing with big war ships and missiles so I'm not checking in the "WW2" thing.
Mališa (which, for legal reasons, does not exist, and is a fake movie made in the style of Goncharov after a tiktok which was making fun of obscure movies by describing a fake, black and white serbian movies seen through the eyes of a pigeon) was described as follow:
Mališa (1987) follows a starving pigeon through the streets of 1914 Sarajevo. In this powerful bird’s eye view of the The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand it is the every-day suffering of man and beast in the lower classes of society that is the centre of focus. Mališa fights for crumbs from beggars, urchins, soldiers and cruel politicians and remains indifferent to the larger political conflicts leading up to the Great War because she, like so many of the poor of Sarajevo, simply cannot afford to care.
(credits for the poster as well as... basically creating this fake movie out of thin air: @candlelightsinner)
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thedailycounternews · 11 months ago
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Profile Of A Covert Abuser
As in the beginning of this series on Cover Abusers such as Brian Leslie of Cayce, South Carolina we have continued to speak with Professional Psychologists and Victims to gather a general profile on these individuals. In an article published on Choosing Therapy website, Neha Darji MS LPC gives a detailed description of how a Cover Abuser such as Leslie works. Covert abuse is deceitful and…
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ralphie-the-wrench-frog · 4 years ago
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and the stats are in about what to say when your crew mate falls down the stairs ✌️😔✌️
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not-so-humble-captain · 4 years ago
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The Dual Deaths of the Lady Spider
TW: death, sadness, being buried alive, implied cannibalism, acts of violence, and suicide
Leslie dies, eventually.
The sounds of violence fill her ears and Leslie grins, whipping around the corners of the ship. It’d been a while since there’d been a good mutiny, it hadn’t been 10 AM for a while now. They’d missed it.
The Lady Spider had never really had an issue with mutiny. At the end of the day, she was the captain. She led the crew, had brought them all together and still kept them tied together in her web. Mutiny kept things exciting, kept them all on their toes.
Leslie spins around at the half dozen people still actively pursuing her, smiling manically. They fire into the group, and they fire back. A bullet finds home centimeters from Leslies mechanized eye and she falls, using her last moments to flip off whoever shot her.
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She wakes surrounded on all sides by hard packed earth. What the fuck. On instinct she opens her mouth to yell at the crew but it only fills her lungs with dirt. They’d cough if they were able to.
Thus begins the cycle. Die, revive, struggle, die, revive. Leslie does not know how long it takes, only that it takes long enough that the carefully crafted metals of their arms are worn down and broken by the time they punch through the surface of the dirt to pull themselves through. Leslie kneels over, coughing, pulling air back into their lungs for the first time in who knows how long. She stands shakily, thrown off balance by the lack of weight on her back.
On top of where she was buried, on top of her grave, is a tombstone.
Here lies Leslie, the Lady Spider, the Captain of the Warren Less-Than-Three. She is loved, they are missed
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“Hey idiots! It’s your captain speaking! Guess who you left on planet for thousands of years?” Leslie shouts into the Warren Less-Than-Three. She receives no response.
“Hey! Answer me!”
Silence.
Leslie walks through the halls of the Warren Less-Than-Three, wearing practical shoes for once. She’d lost the spider limbs climbing out of the grave they’d dug for her. It’s a little difficult to pull a dozen limbs out from under six feet of dirt, especially when you’ve only got until you suffocate again to work with. But they’d made it out, they were here after all, even if they were down eight limbs.
“Annie?”
Click.
“Ralphie?”
Click.
“Nebul-”
Leslie stops dead in her tracks. Slumped over the counter, half decomposed, is the ships chef.
“What the fuck.” What the fuck. “What the fuck- Warren?” A distant creaking is the only response.
Leslie stumbles backwards from the kitchen, moves back into the hallway. Hearing the resounding creak of the Warren Less-Than-Three they walk through the silent halls of the ship towards the pilots room. What happened to her crew.
In the pilots room the Warren Less Than Three opens the camera feed. Creak’s been preparing this video for a while. Leslie sits down in the pilots seat, where she hasn’t had to be since they’d picked up Yoltic. Sits down, and watches.
They watch parts of Percy get brought back onto the ship, watch the crew sit him in the corner of the kitchen. The crew waits for him to come back, years pass and he never does.
Eshen is consumed by Better Odin and under any other circumstance she would have laughed, instead they curl inward and fight back tears.
Nikolophice does not escape the watchful eye of the Warren Less-Than-Three when they step out the airlock past 10 PM.
Leslie watches her crew slowly disappear from the dinner table. Watches leftovers pile up in the fridge. Watches Nebula as ze continues to cook for a crew of twelve, attempting to pretend that nothing has changed.
She watches as they pull Nicolophace’s body out of space, covered in surgical scars and metal grafts. Carmilla. They never did manage to kill her, why didn’t they mange just that.
They see their crew die, one by one, just as the mechanisms did.
Achilles is brought back beaten. Cyrus drowns themself in alcohol. Eve leaves the ship with one last goodbye.
The ship lands on Lelipad. Leslie screws her right eye shut but the left- her fucking mechanism- remains stubbornly open, fixed on the camera feed. The ship lands on Lelipad.
Leslie sees Ralphie spend decades crafting intricate tombstones, each an ideal reflection of each member who has passed away. She watches them build her own in mute horror. They’d thought she was gone.
They watch Ralphie leave the ship and never return.
Nebula does their best, for it’s credit. But theres only so much you can do as a chef on a ship made for twelve. He forgets, eventually, to keep up on maintenance. After centuries, ze simply falls.
Leslie, the Lady Spider, Captain of the Starship Warren Less-Than-Three, watches herself walk back in through the doors and sobs.
The captain goes down with the ship.
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Leslie steps foot on the ship for the first time in thousands of years. They finally found her. Leslie grins, slow and venomous, and walks further into Carmilla’s ship.
She’s got one chance at this. They’re no scientist but they know that if they die now they are not coming back in anything worth talking about. Especially here. Her hand clenches around the hilt of the knife Eve made her a millennia ago. She was finally going to put the damn thing to use. No one was left to tell her it was a terrible idea to try and kill a vampire, no one was left to care if they failed.
Carmilla was waiting, as she always was, smiling condescendingly- looking down at them. Looking down at her own fucking creation. Looking down at the people she cursed with immortality.
“Lost the legs this time?”
“Fuck you.”
Carmilla smiles, leans against her hands. Leslies grip on the knife tightens again.
“You’re really trying again? We both know how that went last time.”
“What the fuck did you do to Nik.”
“Oh nothing- just had some fun.”
“They’re fucking dead.”
“They seemed to be under the impression that you were as well.”
Leslie strikes, lunges towards the doctor. Carmilla sighs, moves to block- but she’s fought this fight before. This is an old battle, started back when the doctor stuck a chunk of metal in her eye and left her in a burning building on New Texas. For the first time, her blade hits home. Carmilla looks surprised.
“Congratulations,” she says- but her voice is strained through the ever present condescending confidence and Leslie smiles.
“Thank you.” And the knife twists.
It’s easier than she’d thought to get Carmilla pinned up against one of the many lab tables, scratching at their arms- attempting to pull the blade out of her chest.
“Why did you do it?”
“Do what.” Carmilla hisses- glaring at the lady spider grinning at her.
“Make us,” Leslie says casually as she sinks the blade in another inch. Carmilla coughs, chokes around her words-
“Immortality gets lonely- I wasn’t about to die anytime soon.” The doctor is smiling, even as Leslie sinks Eve’s dagger in her heart. Leslie leans close, grins back.
“Careful what you wish for Doc.”
And she jerks the knife up.
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“What do you think Warren? Time to go soon?” Leslie speaks to creak as she washes dishes from dinner time. She’s got leftovers in the fridge now, of course, which she plans on eating before she truly leaves- but she’ll ask Warren Less-Than-Three for later. They hear a creak and smile. Time to go.
Leslies truly alone now. They found the Aurora years ago, empty beyond a wooden husk and deactivated. Carmilla had been the only one left, but Leslie wasn’t exactly planning on letting her regenerate.
They dry another dish, walk out of the kitchen and into the Warren Less-Than-Three again. This isn’t the first time she’s been alone on this ship. It’s going to be her last.
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The fridge is empty now.
Leslie sits in the pilot’s seat, leans back against the Warren Less-Than-Three, and smiles.
“Ready to go?”
A creak resounds through the ship. Leslie reaches forward, pulls a few levers, presses a button, and shuts down the Warren Less-Than-Three for good.
As the oxygen slowly depletes on the ship, the Lady Spider, Captain of the Warren Less-Than-Three, closes their eyes.
It’s 10 PM somewhere.
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Leslie opens her eyes to glaring whiteness. They stand to their feet, look around to spot- Her crew. Leslie grins, walks towards them- pushes tears down from where they were beginning to form.
“Really didn’t think I’d end up here with the rest of you.”
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raeofsunshin · 4 years ago
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May I submit to the jury two idiot New Texan teenagers dancing to spite their boss? To kick the collective ass of everyone else at the bar? Hm?
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The Captain is a coward who can’t handle the snelts
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a-meteorologist-in-space · 4 years ago
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i swear to leslie
if anyone else tries to steal my pillow
yall saw what i did to annie
i will not hesitate
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anime-lover-forever-1127 · 2 years ago
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The Queen's Daughter & The King's Heir {Klaroline}
The Queen's Daughter & The King's Heir
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Disclaimer - (Cause fanfiction is tricky ground and I hope not to offend the creator of the original story and get sued)
I do not own "The Vampire Diaries", it belongs to its original creator Kevin Williamson, Julie Plec, and L. J. Smith. Nor do I own "The Originals", which belongs to its rightful creator Julie Plec, Michael Narducci, Leslie Morgenstein, Gina Girolamo. This is only a fanfiction, it is a piece of nonprofit work - that I was inspired to write by the original work. I do not own the images/art used. So these images aren't mine; just edited a lot of the time. If you own a picture or Video that I found online, and you either want your name added, or me to take it down. Contact me and we can talk it out. P.s. I also ask that you do not copy my fanfiction and/or publish it onto any other website.
Warnings: Cami Bashing, Angst (Caroline's dead T-T), Klaus still loves Caroline (he will ALWAYS love Caroline)
Word Count: 1.4K
Requested By: Animeloverforever1127
Summary: I know of no Queen of England, save my mother. And I will accept no other queen, except my mother.
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It was the king's thirty-fifth birthday, so a celebration was held in his honor. The whole royal family, the council, some ambassadors, and a few select nobles had been invited to attend the event.
Normally, the event would be put together by the king's wife, the Queen. But when she passed away three years ago, her daughter, Princess Elizabeth Coraline Mikaelson took over, assisted by her aunt, as well as her mother's old ladies-in-waiting, when possible.
Each guest was chosen by the women, and the event was strictly invite only, with the threat of imprisonment, and even beheading, keeping any unwanted personnel away.
But sadly, that did not mean all pests were kept out, as a result of the council's insistence for the king to begin seeking a new bride, so they could secure a male heir, Camille O'Connell had made her way onto the invite list.
She was a distant cousin of the current king of France, and with Sean O'Connell constantly pushing the matter, the council had decided to accept her as a candidate. That was the official statement the council had written down in the documents. But everybody knew the real reason.
Camille was the closest, blue-eyed, blond woman that the council would find, with the most royal blood to be crowned queen.
There were many women who were much closer to various royal families, but all of them had been rejected by the king.
So the council, in one last Hail Mary, had prayed that this woman, who shared a resemblance to the late Queen, would be enough for the King to accept.
But so far, after the initial introduction, the king hadn't glanced twice at the women.
This didn't dismay the women, who constantly tried to involve herself with the people at the party.
She tried to mimic the late Queen by trying to involve herself with the politics, but was quickly dismissed by a quick glare and hiss from her brother, to, "Join the ladies."
So with her head hung low, she picked up her skirts, and approached the women, only to be greeted with fans. Katherine's bright red lips formed into a smirk, Camille couldn't see it from the other side of the fan, but the ex-lady-in-waiting's eyes said it all.
The blond was unwanted.
"It's quite pathetic isn't it." Katherine said, snapping her fan shut onto her hand as she stared down at Camille, "I would have thought for sure the council would have taken the hint by now."
"Well they are men. What can you expect?" Bonnie Mikaelson, the wife of the youngest Mikaelson sighed, joining her sister-in-law. She glanced at Camille, "As a woman, I would have expected better of you. You should be able to take a hint, no."
The blond grew angry, "How dare you! I'm going to be the next Queen! I suggest you show me some respect!"
This outburst caught everybody's attention.
Klaus stopped talking with his brothers, his eyes narrowing at the women, he took a step towards her, only to be stopped by a manicured hand.
He turned to see his sister smiling at him. Without a word, she nodded towards her niece, who was making her way towards Camillie.
"And who dares spread such lies?" Elizabeth asked, joining the group of women, her tone low. Her expression was calm and controlled, unlike Camillie's who was beginning to huff from her outburst.
"My brother! Sean said so!" Camille answered proudly.
"That's unfortunate. Your brother must be lying to you." Elizabeth informed the women. "I know of no Queen of England, save my mother." Camille opened her mouth to try and argue, but she was stopped by the look in the princess' eyes, "And I will accept no other queen, except my mother."
This left everybody speechless.
Nobody could counter the princess' words, the only one who could, was the king, and he was remaining silent.
If the princess herself refused to acknowledge any other queen, then what could they do?
The last Queen was beloved by the people, the king himself trying to gain another, would not please the people, leaving the council with no other option then try to gain the royal family's approval.
But now, the princess had publicly refused to acknowledge any other Queen, other than her mother.
Katherine and her husband smiled, proud.
If you looked closely, you could see Lady Rebekah's eyes grow glossy, well a tear slid down Lady Bonnie's.
And the king…
Klaus' eyes were wide, as he stared at his daughter.
"Caroline…" He whispered, the name that left a sweet taste in his mouth, and a hum in his ears.
If only she could see their child now.
The older Elizabeth got, the more she reminded him of her mother.
Her hair, the same sunshine shade of mother's hair.
Her eyes, the same bright pools her mother's were.
But this…
Back straight, head held high, the strength in her eyes. The very image of a Queen, just like Caroline was.
The king walked over to his daughter, the attendants wondering what he would do, Elizabeth stared her father in the eyes, having no intention of taking back her words.
Klaus smiled, pleased to see her determination, which only reassured him that he was about to do the right thing.
He embraced his daughter, before turning to some of the most important and influential people in the nation. "Let me be clear, I have no intention of re-marrying. As your princess clearly stated, England will only have one Queen. And so long as I reign, her Queen will only ever be Caroline Elizabeth Mikaelson."
"But what about an Heir, your majesty?" Sean pleaded, trying to get the king to see reason.
Klaus smiled, and turned to his daughter, "England already has an Heir, when my time comes. Elizabeth Coraline Mikaelson will become Queen, and King."
Elizabeth nods, smiling, she agrees with her father, "The Queen's Daughter and The King's Heir."
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I know this was short, it was sad/sweet/heartwarming, with multiple layers of emotions (at least that's what I thought), but it was short nonetheless. I feel kind of guilty writing short drabbles, because my disclaimers are so long, so this is the disclaimer I'm going to use for shorter fics. I know some of you may say, why don't I use this shorter version for all my fics then, well because like the disclaimer says, I'm scared of getting sued (not enough to stop writing - but enough to have a long ass disclaimer), and the long disclaimer gives me a peace of mind, because I searched up everything I needed in a fanfic disclaimer, and then created my disclaimer based off that, so I could cover all my bases.
Also, the prompt line came from "The Tudors", delivered by Marry, and I just loved it. And ofcourse, my Klaroline obsessed brain came up with this as a result. This is what I was watching when I got inspired to write this: reign_supremacy/video/7116209497676287238?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7089957633293108742
Anyways,
KLAROLINE FOR LIFE BECAUSE I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!
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the-crew-of-warren · 4 years ago
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Welcome to the pests’ blog!!! here you can find drawings, stories, and maybe even songs!! we have a discord ( https://discord.gg/ygm9VGjeSr ) that we invite you to join :)) now!! without furth ado: our crew
Leslie is our captian!! Also called “the mighty lady spider”, she has a eight spider legs and a robotic eye. Careful, she may trick you into her cult!! She has a blog over at @not-so-humble-captain Pronouns: she/they/weav (played by: @raeofsunshin )
Ralphie is the mechanic and the second to join the crew!! They’re a half frog who has a half metal face with a clock eye, and they’ll be your best friend (you do not have a choice)!! Their blog is @ralphie-the-wrench-frog Pronouns: they/them, but they don’t really care (played by: @drowning-seahorse )
Percy is our master at arms!! His mechanism is his throat, which brings along the interesting side effect of him not having a voice. Instead, he speaks through sound bytes of other people. He can be found at @themagnificentmasteratarms Pronouns: he/him (played by: @screamingmadvoid )
Our blacksmith’s name is Eve!! She has a mechanized left leg and a history as the leader of a rebellion. Pronouns: she/they (played by: @velcrooooo )
Anne: Anne is the quartermaster, that is until she finally manages to dethrone Leslie. Her mechanism is quite big. It is the entirety of her spine and neck, as well as part of her skull! A fun fact about her is that she has a history of being a pirate even before the pests!! Pronouns: she/her (played by: @jcbookworm )
Nebula, our chef, is up next!! They have a very interesting mechanism. It is all of their internal organs! I guess that what happens when you get pushed off an apartment balcony!! His blog is @nebulaskitchencorner Pronouns: he/they/it, really any except for she/her (played by: @stone-of-moss )
The pilot of our ship is Yoltic!! However, the ship is sentient, so we don’t really know what they do. Anyway, their mechanism is their rib cage. We love a scientist <3. Pronouns: they/them (played by @mrs-brightside00 )
Achilles, our commnications officer, has mechanized ankles. The fun part about Achilles is that because of their mechanical ankles, they can change their height!! And believe me, they do. An interesting fact about them is they have a history as a assassin!! Pronouns he/they. (played by @this-blog-is-something )
Next up is Ursa!! She’s the ship’s doctor and her mechanisms are her hands. Fun fact: Ursa learned first hand the importance of backup plans when she destroyed her planetary system’s government. Pronouns: she/they (played by @a-bi-moth (I think?))
Next up is Eshen! Now, Eshen is a special case. He says that he is not part of the crew, but he also refuses to leave. Because of this, he does not have a job. We have tried to get him to join, but he has refused. He does have a mechanism though. It is his gem heart. Edit: He has since fully signed on and taken the role of boshun!!! Their blog is @bosun-eshen !! Pronouns: he/she/they, really anything but it/itself (played by @rosie-with-knives )
Nikolophice is the “external hazards evaluator” or as they like to call it, space meteorologist. Their mechanism is their spine, and a tail. The way they joined is a funny story because they were actually trying to kill the rest of us. We adopted them instead <3. Pronouns: they/them (?) (played by @kakosophos )
Next is Cryus! They’re a deckhand, which basically means they do whatever needs to be done.Their liver is their mechanism. Yes, I know what you’re thinking and it is because of alcohol. A fun thing Cryus did is when they found out they were immortal, they immediately started a rebellion and left. Pronouns: they/them (played by @sylph8 )
Last, but certainly not least, is Kori! Our most recent member, we found Kori just....on the ship? We don’t really know where Kori came from. Well, we do. Kori escaped from Yog’soth eating the y’gdrasil system. We just don’t know how Kori ended up on our ship. K is our resident smart person! By that, i mean that k is our librarian (or archivist). Kori’s blog is @kori-archivist-gremlin Pronouns: none (use kori or k) (played by @caffienegremlin )
Finally, we have the ship creakself: Warren <3!! Yes, the <3 is part of creak’s name. Creak gained sentience through one of our friend’s (fria, but we’ll talk about her later). Pronouns: creak/creakself (not played by anyone)
And that’s our whole crew for now!! Remember we’re always recruiting <3
-Ralphie <3 (if you have questions, please contact me at @drowning-seahorse )
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