#personally im not very tall but i am a gym rat so i love to carry my men

[selfshiplog]

ive noticed a lot of ppl have f/os that are bigger or stronger than them so heres some love for ppl with smaller f/os. the way their face gets so close to yours when you pick them up bridal style. being able to kiss the top of their head whenever you feel like it. being the big spoon and curling around them. being the little spoon so they can latch onto you like a koala. 🤌

[averysmolkirbo]

click for my opinions & and yapping on these fictional people

also dont take it too seriously if i say mean stuff i have no filter

i dont have much to say about milo but i think he's a precious bean and i do like people good with animals

i love nessa. i love her design i love thats she's both a gym leader and a model and i love her very sapphic interactions with sonia (lesbians support lesbians)

i dont hate kabu. im just like skeptical because god am i tired of boomers yelling about things all the time. but like i respect the grind. also his gym battle can be annoying with will o wisp if youre not prepared

Ive never explicitly hated bea as a person but i think i found her gym the most annoying, im not a huge fan of stow on side as much as other towns, fighting is one of my least favorite types, and the first time i played the game i lost to her and quit the game for like 6 months (like a coward) also correct me if im wrong but she doesnt have a ton going on? like she really doesnt have any fun character interactions or interesting things about her other than being a fighter

tbh im lowkey afraid to say anything bad about opal. she kind of scares me. it feels like she's gonna cast a spell on me and turn me into a cat.

ok so like 6 months ago id say bede but uh ao3 magic happened and i no longer hate him. haha

gordie is definitely my least favorite of them all. first of all i bought sword intially and was thus robbed of being able to fight melony in the snowy town. Second his gym puzzle is annoying. he looks straight [derogatory] like some kind generic whiteguy youtuber who did something offensive and had to make an apology video for it. all of this is definitely true and canon and i'm not projecting at all shut up. Probably one of my least favorite characters in this game other than HIM.

im a lesbian. of course i like melony. ok well other than the obvious parts i like ice types alot (2nd favorite type) and circhester is my favorite city and i love how her gym looks there.

i love piers in part because i love his dynamic with marnie and how he's an amazing brother but the funnier reason is his japanese name translates to 'rat' and thus i lovingly confer the name of rat man. I like his comically bad posture (you can feel the lower back pain from here) and i like how fun he is at the climax/ postgame arcs

i dont have a lot to say about marnie but i think she's cute and also a precious bean. her morpeko is annoying tho. once it flinched me 3 turns in a row

i love raihan and how freakishly tall he is. I love seeing him with his boyfriend(s). i love thinking of him as a chaos gremlin(positive)

Whether it's bc you hated their battle, don't find them particularly interesting or memorable, don't care for their design, or just overall don't like their character