#perry is compartmentalizing too close to the sun how I write him

[platypi-guy]

I Iike uncle Perry being this clumsy dork who happily watches the kids channels even after they've wandered off outside for the day. If anyone asks why he has bruises and scars he doesn't need to try and explain himself because someone is already there with the "He falls out of bed every morning and last night he walked into a door because he didn't put his glasses on."

Like to the family it makes sense that he has all these fresh injuries because to them he's the uncle who doesn't do much other than watch his telenovelas and trip over construction equipment. He could probably tell them the truth about his career and they would laugh.