#perhaps sextuplets if you wish to add nanu to the mix

[leggerefiore]

SELF AWARE VOLO HEARING THE FUCKERY FROM YOU

Yes he absolutely sees you as his new god, yes he absolutely adore you, but what the fuck is game freak and a pokéussy???

“That man is way too damn fine…it’s the smug bastard smirk that mocks me, he looks bat shit crazy and I’m into that.”

At least you complimented him? But that still doesn’t answer his question :/

"Ah, bitch is crazy. I'd still fuck him," you said watching Volo change into his Arceus inspired attire. He stared up the screen with a deadpan expression. Was the an insult or a compliment? He had also heard you utter the term 'Ingussy' when looking at the strange Warden from the highlands. You kept complaining about a 'game freak' whenever something entirely small, yet annoying happened. He had to know what they meant; it was bothering him to no end! When you took a break to use the bathroom, he quickly opened up a browser of sorts to look up the term. It was closed just as fast. Ingo was erased from the game data, and he temporarily wished he could erase his discovery from his mind. Why had his precious deity used such a vulgar term? Did they like the Warden more than him? Oh, that would not do. The merchant would not allow that at all.

You found it strange that his insane speech about craving to meet a higher power than even Arceus was interrupted with a "Do you love Warden Ingo?" Was that really the time or place for such a question. You hit 'yes' jokingly and your switch began heating up enough for you to drop it in shock.

Volo was enraged.