#perfect time to draw him since I don't draw him much 👍

[tiredfoxtf]

I was drawing this and then I was visited by ocd demons and asked what people disliked about my art (that I totally didn’t need to know and think about) and I feel very discouraged from continuing to draw because it gives me anxiety so intense my stomach turns into knots. 👍

Anyway, yappage incoming, because this is an au idea.

Okay, everything started when Gri found his mysterious book while looking at cool furniture in antique store. Something about it called out to him almost to the point of hypnosis and without checking its contents first he goes to check out to ask about it. The owner does not recognize it and has no idea where he got it so he lets G have it for a low price. Grian quickly recognizes the value of the book when he gets home. It documented various types of ghosts, rituals and other notes. Grian quickly becomes obsessed with it and takes it to Impulse, who is, amongst other things believed in existence of supernatural since he was a kid. So naturally they have to try some rituals. Impulse calls Skizz for it too because he wants his buddy to be here for it too and Scar overhears about it and wanted to come with. The ritual works, the incident was not great, but that literally proves to them that the stuff in the book is no joke and that's how they start their own "supernatural gigs", which is mostly ghosts because the book had more information on them than anything. Gem gets dragged in by Grian because her van she uses for work (and where she lives when can't crash at someone's place or get a hotel room) is perfect to set up some of the tech Impulse made. Gem, of course, agrees but on several of her own conditions. They all agreed to keep it between them. Which meant they had to be secretive and lie to multiple people, but at least it was a coordinated lie.

It gets pretty casual fast: Skizz would research some urban legends, news, forums — anything that could have any hint of a ghost presence on site. And they would go there, Gem sits in the van and coordinates them Impulse and Skizz both work with the tech, Scar tries to get as much fun as he can and Grian with his book trying to understand what kind of ghost it is and how to stop it from haunting the place.

It also goes out of control pretty quickly. Besides the ghosts in the world exist demons, angels, vampires, shifters, witches, undead and other monsters. Sometimes their "ghost lead" is actually a witch ritual that they have to run from, sometimes it's ghouls and other undead presence for which Scar brings a gun and they still try somewhat to figure out how to send it in the afterlife too. But it's basically was just a question of time when they get their noses in too deep and find a vampire club where they proudly kill humans for fun or a succubus sex workers who drain human life out of them and suddenly ghosts and witches are the least of their problems.

I still have like a lot of miscellaneous thoughts, like the person Gem's looking for is Joel and she needs to find him. Etho kills vampires and demons. Witches and angels too if they cross the line in his opinion. Tango is not awakened witch, who is trying to live his life, but things just keep happening. Pearl, Mumbo and reluctantly Bdubs have their own investigation trying to find Joel by themselves, about which they don't tell giggs crew, but that gets them into so much shit too.

[berrythefish]

Doodles of moon + comfort art

[mechncheese]

i know everyone is gushing about brainstorm BUT I LOVE YOUR PERCEPTOR DESIGN GGHHRHRHRHRHRHRHHGHRHHR SEEING YOU MADE HIM A TRIPLE CHANGER MADE ME SO HAPPY I love perceptor so much you draw him so beautifully every time i see him i cant decide if i want to launch myself into the sun with happiness or rip into him like a chew toy (i am very violent with my faves mb 😔🙏) AND SKYFIRE IS SO HANDSOMMEEEE HEHEHEHE my faves 🙏🙏 i would like to know your opinion on skystar 🤔 and if positive will it be in the AU 🤔🤔 no worries if not 👍 i hope you draw more science continuity 🙂‍↕️ i love it so much

Thank you ! Though I can hardly call Perceptor's design my own since I hardly changed him from his idw or Cyberverse design (he's just so perfect as he is !)

Funnily enough he isn't actually considered a triple changer ! A while back I actually looked up why and the reason is because his tank mode is an extension/alteration of his microscope alt mode rather than being an entirely different vehicle ! In my AU though, it's the other way around, Perceptor modified his tank mode to double as a microscope but still it's not an entirely different vehicle the way a Jet to a Motorcycle is (Brainstorm..)

Ik I don't draw them together like ever (hell, I don't actually have a concrete design for Science AU Starscream yet, I'm trying to do my Autobots first lol) but I do like Skystar, they're very tragic to me and I love a bit of tragedy in my romance. I can assure you that they will have a happy ending together <3 Here's an older Skystar piece I did, eat up

[applestorms]

do you have lawlight fic recs

*cracks knuckles*

(Not) According to Plan by FlamesRise: this fic was Fundamental to me figuring out what my ideal light (smut) characterization is. fun lawlight lawyers au that is also mostly kinda just about light manipulating himself into an uncomfortable sexual scenario yay👍(this really sets the stage for what the rest of these recs are gonna look like so prepare yourself lmfao. aka these are gonna be like, 90% questionable smut and/or dead dove, i just don't read much else... 🫠 oops)

blood in the walls of the yagami house (series) by qu_ilinn: gotta put the lawlight brocon on there since this is basically what got me into the DN fandom. grins. one of the best Terrible Horrible L depictions ever, i love this series sm lolol <33

rewards for fools by autumnstar88: cough. and so we notice a trend. this is once again light putting himself in a horny situation he's uncomfortable with and then freaking out as he likes it too much LOL, this time set immediately after he gets his memories back during yotsuba. light in a skirt, what else is there to say.

caligula would have blushed by findingsaturn: medical kink going wilddddd this blew my fucking mind the first time i read it. an absolutely delectable ratio of body horror to weird sex stuff, chefs kiss. i also rec corrosive wash and self-surgery, by the same author.

literally anything from the alignmentverse by praise_lilith and tsukinousagi: this is easily one of my favorite lawlight series, every single fic in this collection is absolutely fucking golden. 10/10 some of the funniest light and L characterization ever.

A complex fool and a simplex fool. by gomikyun: also some hilarious lawlight characterization, this time in the canonverse. i don't usually go for bottom L but this is The Exception. shout out to that one time i took like three hours searching for this just to find this stellar quote:

Why, why didn't I do this before? L has to hold himself back from letting out a whiny groan. He should have just pushed Light down and fucked himself ontop of him instead of playing tennis on that stupid fucking court. Would have been a great icebreaker. And made headlines, probably. ‘Hideki Ryuga and Light Yagami, top scorers on the To-Oh entrance exams have a friendly game of… gay sex on the tennis court. This year is looking to be quite interesting!’

Diamond by exAm: another top 3 for me in terms of lawlight being funny and horrible. one of if not The best het lawlight dynamic i've ever read (man light/woman L, in this case). light is such an egotistical, stupid asshole here, hubris through the fucking roof, and it works fantastic. also fun to see L dealing w/ canon-typical DN sexism LMFAO

Back to then by LiveLongEatWell: this one just has great smut idk what else to say. shrugs. also L obsessively fucking himself into the worst possible scenario lolol here's how KIRA could've actually won

Trading Blows and Idle Hands by gayraito (Mercurial_Magic): more yotsuba smut shenanigans, very fun. honestly most things by this author are great, hard to pick just one... The Gift is also great and somewhat inspired some of my own android light in superegos (read my lawlight fics too 🫵 boy)

draw it out by emmerii: VERY noncon no-memories light. smiles. this one makes me actually insane hides in my evil little corner

actually if we're doing the more heavily dead dove ones, there's also Take Me With You or Let Me Follow by WhyDoesEverythingHappenSoMuch and I will take what's mine, create what god would never design by FlamesRise for the specific concept of L being a freak over L's corpse. necrophilia warning? :]

Kouyaku by Not_default: basically a KIRA wins au where L doesn't actually die. sometimes L deserves to be the one locked in the basement ig. very very nice

The Dreadful Need by the_gabih: somewhat non-traditional omegaverse au that is also just about very dubcon prison sex. this makes my brain fucking melt please don't ask why

Perfect Life by foreskinsmoothie: probably the longest thing on this list, this one Fucked Me Up when i finished it a couple weeks ago. OCD light to the extreme, which is additionally Made Worse by L kidnapping him for shits and giggles 👍 that being said, i absolutely adore the ending of this one, so. if you can get past the graphic self-amputation, this is a (very fucked up) lil treat :>

Kira's Guide to the Munchies by plant1r: ok this is more like matsulight but i have to include it for light's characterization alone, AND ALSO NEAR. one of the best near depictions ever. this is hysterical, my favorite weed light fic everrr

praise the sweetness by cxtangerina: read my fic boy 🫵 cult leader L au. unreality apocalypse world wammy's cult weirdness. what more can i say. this is probably gonna have a meronia sequel in the near future so watch out for that (after i post this other lawlight fic anyway, which is ALMOSTTT done uwu everybody clap)

that enuf for you anon?

[itisbop]

And finally, here he is! The man whose song would best fit him is "The Main Character" by Will Wood, and you CAN NOT convince me otherwise. You know him! And either love or hate him! Cookie Masterson!!!

Cookie's Design is probably the one that has actual changed the LEAST since the last time I drew him. The beret, short trenchcoat, and big pants combo has always felt very Cookie-like to me.

He's a lil' pastry demon (how ironic hehe 🤭). Consisting of cookie dough with chocolate chips in it (and a hint of red velvet), sprinkles galore, juicy cherries, and buttercream! Very yummy, but you can't eat him. That's still cannibalism (/j?). Though his anatomy does consist of lots of strawberry jam and candy (that's another story for another day, though).

His color palette strays the most from the monochrome theme, though it's due to how darker shades of yellow tend to look (which in my humble opinion, majority of the time they look like ass.) Thus, I went with a delicious red instead and kept them as accents. 👍

Ladies and gentlemen of the academy after about 15 days of drawing I present to you Volume 1 of the many designs for my lil' au! Here's all of the boys together!

Plus, these logos I made for each of the boys for no reason in particular! 😁

Now, without further ado, let's take a gander at the final part of our interview!

Gluttony's Deal

"You mentioned there was someone who accompanied this journalist?"

"Ah yes! Gluttony! How could I forget about my golden child? Our relationship consisted of the most struggles. Trust me, it was one hell of a job trying to get him to come out of his shell.

From the start, I could sense that there was something... off, about that man. He seemed to have a character, and if he was able to make fast friends with my assistant, then he must've had charm. Yet, I could never pinpoint a proper flaw in him. Not to say he was an angelic little thing-ha! In fact, he was quite the opposite!

He was filled to the brim with flaws! While I wasn't as sure back then, by season three, I had a whole list! He was quite selfish, had some moderate anger issues (but not as bad as Wrath's, I don't call him Wrath for no reason), had very childish tendencies... it just goes on and on and on! I won't bore you with it, though. Okay, well, I will bore you- but just for a little!

After one show during season one, he had an argument with Lust. I believe from what I overheard and was told by other employees, Lust had said the wrong combination of words and caused Gluttony to lunge at him and try to kill him with the pen stuck in his hair. My! Was it a sight to see!"

"Oh! Uh... d-did he face any charges or consequences?"

"?"

"Ma'am, you are aware that's attempted murder... right?"

"...

Anyways! As season one was coming to a close, I decided now was the time to up our offer... I purposed the deal... and to my surprise... he declined. I tried not to think much of it. Perhaps he was just taken aback by the offer, so I brushed it off until the end of the next season... ish. I admit, I did try to persuade him throughout the season, and my bickering was probably the reason behind the second decline at the end. In the third season, I made it my GOAL to get him to change his mind. I could see the potential in him, the perfect opportunity to change his life! I just could not let him let this go to waste, a whole FEAST of dreams just for him!

And that's when it hit me.

Feast...

That was it. He was a piece of everything to me, a piece of everything I had on my list. A 'glutton' to put it lightly. I hadn't been whispering the right words to him.

If I wanted him to hear me out... I needed to him to hear what he'd like.

As I saw clearly with Lust, he had always despised the plate second place had given him... so why not give him the whole course. The 'first-place' meal... to be a bigger, more successful star than the other three...

And what do you know... it worked.

The day I convinced him... I always keep that one in mind... the whole thing is why I made the Lesser Contracts for producers anyway!Though as I look at my shining star now, I always keep another thing in mind... a small lingering that tends to... give me the chills."

"And what would that be?"

"Regretting the monster I had also awakened that day."

Interview 1 Epliouge (Where are They Now?)

"...Well... Ms. Director, I thank you for giving me the opportunity to learn more about you and your company! H-Hehe!"

"Oh of course darling! I will forever enjoy getting the opportunity to... spread my influence to others!"

"If it is okay... I have one more question I'd like to ask before our first session ends."

"Be my guest!"

"I noticed that not all members of the five you speak of don't seem to visit the studio these days... how are the five doing?"

"Yes, yes! A great question I am THRILLED to answer! The five still work for me! Even if they refuse to believe so!

Wrath has been hosting our little comedic gameshow! 'Quiplash' as one of my assistants named it. It might look like he's gotten his act together, seems a little more patient! Well, don't let him fool you. The claims he actually went to get help for his anger issues? Lies! I never kept track of it, but he got hit HARD with relationship issues in the early 2000s, 'big wake up call' for him as he puts it. All he learned from those? How to hide his issues. He also has kids now, but that's not THAT important.

Now, I pay Ignorance, but he still decides to work like he's underpaid. Coaches the baseball team at one of the local high schools nearby. I unfortunately get dragged to the games by my assistant, but fortunately they play pretty well. During those gaps in the summer, he either commentates at big sports games or passes by at the studio and chats with his old pals. Heh, and he says he 'retired' from all that hosting stuff. As much as I try not to care, gotta admit, knowing that his smiles are a lot more genuinely than the first time I met him makes me smile...

If you ask me, Envy's probably been the best off out of the five. Went 'ass kicked' to 'kicking ass' as a motorcycle racer. Even though he never got to host any part of The Ride, I guess he found its setting quite intriguing. From what I heard, everyone said he learned on the spot down there. Fixing busted up stairs and making missing steps out of thin air must've been great steps in engineering. Hell, he was the one who got the four out of the bottom in the first place! Somehow managed to fix the elevator with his limited experience.

Although Lust got his attention, he still strived for more. Actually helped me get outside my comfort box and green light the new shows, so I do owe a BIT of my success these days to him, I suppose. On the other hand, he's gone from playing journalist to playing detective. 'Conspiracy theorist' would be the better names, actually. You think that'd make him look like a total loonatic, but in a place like this, where seeing a ghost or werid being in the back alley is considered a normal Tuesday, you could see why they call him a detective...I find it funny that he STILL refuses to get sleep.

As for Gluttony... it's complicated. Had to make the not-so-hard decision to have him take time off the show after he attempted to murder his boyfriend and Wrath with a pen once more... take time off as in send him to a psych ward. I probably should've done that the first time, but I genuinely didn't expect him to try again. Didn't see him again until the early 2010s, late 2000s. He managed to keep everything that made him good and NOT do anything as bad as when he was in his pride! Hehe-heh...

Heh...

Or at least I wish he did.

Alas, I confess. Maybe he was in the right to decline my deals. Perhaps he knew of the hell demon that was brewing within him from that start and kept himself from the lime light just so it wouldn't take form. It is less my speculations and more my regrets. My regrets that spread for all of them. Even though the five are well off doesn't mean their flaws have disappeared. They are stuck with them for life, and someday, hopefully long into the future, their contracts will meet its full fruition as they become their flaws.

...Yes...now I understand these feelings towards them. It is because I have simply done the one thing you should never do to a human with full knowledge... yet still did it anyway..."

"And what would that be?"

"...

Giving a human power."

[obsoleteozymandias]

Hello! Mind if I yeet over a romantic matchup request for Twisted Wonderland?

I'm gonna go by 🍊. I'm a she/they demigirl and bisexual.

Appearance: I am South Asian with straight black hair and tan skin. I usually tie into two low ponytails because I think it looks cute, and I don't like the feeling of hair on the back of my neck. I am 159 cm tall and pretty scrawny

Personality: I like to say I'm a pretty cheerful and upbeat person. I try my best to smile through tough situations, though it can be hard sometimes. I also like to say I'm a family person, and I will do anything to protect them, and my friends. I am perfectionistic, but sadly I am a bit scatterbrained, much to the dismay of my parents and older sister. Hell, I almost burned the eggs I was making for the first time. I have been working on my organizational skills though, and I’m happy to say that I’ve come a pretty long way. I can be quite petty too. If someone wrongs me, I tell them either bad puns or horrifying facts for a period of time as revenge. I'm also good at math, so my friends come to me for help with that. Also, in almost every friend group I'm in, I somehow become a therapist friend. Lemme tell you, THAT really takes a toll on me. I also have a soft spot for unabridged fairytales (they high-key have me in a chokehold). Some more lil' factoids about me: I wear my hair in low ponytails because I don't like the feeling of hair on the back of my neck. My friends and family often told me my hands get pretty animated when I talk

Likes: Anime, drawing comics, video games, unabridged fairytales, sweets (my favourite dessert is caramel pudding) and spending time with my older sister

Dislikes: Cruelty, confrontation (I will kick butt if I need to, literally or figuratively), anyone who dares to threaten my friends or family, arrogance when it gets out of hand, black tea or coffee (I cannot drink it unless it is sweetened or if I have it with a LOT of milk)

👍👍👍

== Twisted Wonderland ==>

I match you with…

Floyd Leech 

You and Floyd pass one another often at first, though neither of you really notice the other. He’s too busy carrying out whatever scheme Azul cooked up, and you’re focused on your own business. 

But he happens to ask for your help on a math assignment (mostly out of his own laziness), and he quickly realizes that he should have been paying attention since he first saw you. 

Floyd and you are yin and yang. 

He’s obsessed with your relentless positivity, and whenever you smile at him it infects him like he’s the plague. He gets all smiley for the day and everyone gives him a wide berth. 

Where you don’t like confrontation, Floyd thrives on it. If anyone ever dares to mess with you, they’ll regret it within minutes. 

Floyd tries to do it subtly at first, so he won’t distress you, but when you’re in a relationship he’s very open about what he’ll do to someone who bothers you (with your permission, respecting your partner’s wishes are i important, even he knows that). 

Floyd’s there for you to cuddle at the end of the day, even if he doesn’t understand what you’re going through. It frustrates him when he can’t just squeeze your problems away, but he makes sure you know he’s there for you no matter what. 

Floyd loves playing video games with you, especially FPS games or horror games. He’ll also devour any sweets you make with a fevor unseen to any man before. 

Overall dynamic is perfect, sane person x offputting guard dog who is whipped for them.