#percy/audrey/oliver

[percyweasleyapologist]

Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[winn-wynn]

Since Percy was born in august he’s the youngest in his year . He’s the Babey

I’m guessing because the cut off date is September

His friends make fun of him for being the youngest in his year

[callmesel]

Audrey doodles! + academic disaster

First time drawing her tbh

[kyistell]

*sigh* The voices won

Never thought I'd get to the point of no return and make HP fanart but HERE WE ARE!!

Ahem, anyway, here's the quad, debated on whether or not I wanted to draw Marcus as well but decided not to soooo...yeah...enjoy?

[nightingale2004]

Harry Potter next gen: Percy x Oliver vers.

Molly Charlotte Weasley-Wood

Faceclaim: Kaitlyn Dever

Molly is the daughter of Percy Weasley and the late Audrey Weasley and the step- daughter of Oliver Wood

Molly is also the older twin sister of Lucy Weasley

Molly takes after her father in personality and has his hair, but she looks more like her mother with a mix of her father

When Molly and Lucy were 5, their mother got sick and died a year later

After that, Percy raised his girls on his own until he and Oliver reconnected when Molly and Lucy were 9, and eventually, they got married, and Oliver became the twins step-dad

Molly is a Hufflepuff like her cousin Louis

Molly learned how to crochet from her grandmother, and she loves doing it.

She also crochet and gardens when she is frustrated, stressed, or needs to think

She and Lucy have twin telepathy, they also talk at the same time and even finish each other's sentences

Both Molly and Lucy remind George of him and Fred and how they used to be

Percy is extremely overprotective of his girls and would do anything to ensure they're both safe, he is a definite helicopter parent and it's always up to Oliver to keep him calm (which the twins are grateful for)

Like her dad, she is at the top of her class, head girl, prefect, and she is constantly studying or with her head in a book but sadly in her opinion she is not as academically inclined as her father or her sister

Both Lucy and Molly are extremely competitive with each other, and with their family

Molly loves cooking and baking, and everyone in the Wotter family loves it when Molly cooks and always goes back for seconds

Molly's patronus is a rooster

Molly is calm and quiet. She also values her personal space

She loves learning new things

Her favorite uncle is her uncle Charlie. She loves reading and hearing about his adventures with the dragons

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Lucy Cedrella Weasley-Wood

Faceclaim: Annalise Basso

Lucy is the second daughter of Percy and Audrey Weasley. She is also the step- daughter of Oliver Wood and the younger twin to Molly

Despite Lucy and Molly being twins and looking alike, they both are completely different

Lucy loves her twin but considers her a bit uptight like their dad.

Lucy has the famous Weasley hair and skin, but she has her mother's calm and laid- back attitude

Lucy takes after her mom in personality, but she also takes after Oliver with her love for quidditch

Surprisingly, for everyone, she was sorted into Ravenclaw

Her patronus is a rabbit

She and Oliver love talking quidditch strategy

Lucy made her way up to being the captain of the Ravenclaw quidditch team and created the most creative and clever plays anyone in Hogwarts ever saw

To her and Oliver, quidditch wasn't a sport but a way of life

She loves invading her sister's personal space

Lucy loves annoying her sister and loves going to the sleepovers

She loves broom surfing with her cousins and loves playing quidditch with her family

Lucy is considered a free spirit

Is very academically intelligent but almost never acts like it

Lucy also loves her uncle Charlie and loves hearing and reading about his adventures she even came up with the idea for dragon games and plan on doing a petition to support it

After Scabbers, Percy would NEVER allow his daughters to have a rat as a familiar. So Molly settled with a cat and Lucy settled with an Owl

[department-of-landing-strategies]

And now memes:

[elisedonut]

Tell me the most random Percy head canon you have

Actually no it can even be one about someone in his little circle that he gets written with alot

(so like Penny/Oliver/Marcus/Audrey/Cedric)

What do you think was the first thing Percy spent like decent money on after getting his first check?

Do you think Oliver has a secondary hobby?

What do you think would make Marcus cry?

Who is Audrey to you?

How do you think Cedric felt about his father?

What do you think is Penny's favorite piece of media (so book/album/show) is?

What do you think are their favorite colors? Favorite classes? War death that hurt the most for them other then like the obvious?

oh speaking of other then Cedric Oliver and Percy's fates being confirmed do you think Marcus and Penny even survived the war?

[shitakimooshrooms]

since I’m feeling like talking about Percy Weasley, here are some of my headcanons about his year/friends.

- There had originally been more kids in the year but most of them were muggle born or half bloods who grew up in the muggle world

- all the half blood and muggle born kids left part way through the first year aside from Oliver Wood and Penelope Clearwater, as well as the muggle born Audrey Westwind

- some more on Audrey; yes she is supposed to be the same Audrey that Percy canonically marries. Since we don’t know her maiden name I decided on Westwind to keep with the ‘w’ name. I made her a muggle born because the fandom wiki puts her as a muggle so she’s a muggle born witch.

- Percy befriend Audrey, Oliver, Penelope, and Marcus on the train to hogwarts as they all shared a compartment on the train.

- I am deciding that Marcus is indeed a pure blood for this though I don’t know if the Flints are part of the pristine 28. If not then we will say that a few generations ago his (however many) great grandparents who were both from pure blood families realized they wouldn’t be getting inheritance so created a new family and have still been intermarrying but now is a new one. Idk though.

- When they get to hogwarts they all get sorted into different houses(Marcus in slytherin, Penelope in ravenclaw, Audrey in hufflepuff, and Percy and Oliver in gryffindor)

- after all the muggle borns and half bloods drop out Dumbledore decided that the five of them can go to any of the common rooms to hang out so that they have friends their age

- in their second year Oliver, Marcus, and Audrey join their respective quidditch teams

- Audrey made the hufflepuff team as a beater and during her first game which was against gryffindor which was also Oliver’s first game, she somehow managed to hit him with the bludger within the first 2 minutes.(this is a canon thing to happen to Oliver)

- Oliver is out for a full week and the whole group spends all their free time in the hospital wing with him

- during this time is also when the rests of the group meets Percy’s older brothers Bill and Charlie who come to check on Oliver and also make sure Percy is ok

- Bill then graduated

- charlie still sorta floats with the group and sometimes tags along to make sure Percy is ok

- Audrey befriends a first year hufflepuff by the name of Cedric and he starts tagging along with the group

- In their third year Penelope befriends a first year ravenclaw named Cho

- During this time they also have a camaraderie with two gryffindor first years who just so happen to be Percy’s younger brothers Fred and George Weasley

- in their fourth year any camaraderie that Marcus and Audrey had with the twins was gone due to immense rivalry on the quidditch pitch. While the twins now have an immense hatred for those two, they are have a more friendly rivalry with Cho and Cedric

- the twins pranked the whole group quite a lot

- charlie then graduated

- in their fifth year they meet Ron, Percy’s youngest brother, as well as Harry Potter.

- they each (minus Oliver) become prefects of their respective houses as they are the only options (yes I have decided Marcus is also a prefect for plot reasons)

- Percy has the same kind of light camaraderie with Harry as his friends had with the twins.

- Oliver becomes a mentor to Harry, while Audrey, Cedric and Marcus become rivals. Harry doesn’t meet Penelope that year. Though he does meet Cho and starts to have a very obvious crush on her

now at this point the story can split in one of three ways, so I’m taking the polyamorous route right now but under maybe eventually there will be the more canon route as well as the route where Percy and Oliver get together

- Percy and Penelope start flirting with each other, which kinda throws off the group

- After a slight confrontation between Oliver and Percy the two realize that they like each other, which gets more complicated when Marcus reveals to Oliver that he likes him

- Audrey also makes a love confession to Penelope and after the five of them have a sit down and talk about their feelings they all realize that they like the idea of being in a romantic relationship with everyone in the group, so they secretly become polyamorous

- in public Percy and Penelope are dating as they really are the most showy and romantic out of the group and also are the ones who can truly be seen as a romantic couple through those affections.

- obviously the whole philosophers stone thing happens but that doesn’t really affect any of them. Did I put Percy and Audrey getting together a little early? Maybe. But they aren’t really fully public yet and just seen as most definitely flirting.

- In their sixth year they meet Percy’s little sister Ginny. Part way through the year she starts acting weird and everyone in their group is worried for her.

- Cedric becomes a prefect for hufflepuff

- almost immediately after Penelope and Percy become a public couple, Cho and Cedric corner the group and basically tell them they know they are polyamorous and they want in.

- its a little awkward with Cho Chang being 2 years younger, but they don’t want her to be left out and she and Cedric are publicly dating by that point so they let her in.

- She and Cedric aren’t really the most involved with the rest of them but they enjoy the group and didn’t want to be left out.

- when the chamber of secrets is open they walk in pairs (minus Marcus who walks with the his fellow prefect the year below him)(Oliver gets away with walking with Percy due to him being Percy’s roommate. Somehow that’s allowed.) (if it wasn’t obvious I made them all prefects so Audrey and Cedric could ‘patrol’ together) (also same thing with Cho as with Oliver, so she and Penelope ‘patrol’ together)

- Marcus, Audrey, Cho, Cedric, and Oliver all get really upset when quidditch gets canceled that year.

- in their seventh year shit gets Sirius. Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the whole school is on edge.

- Cho becomes a prefect for Ravenclaw

- Cho, Marcus, Cedric, Audrey, and Oliver are all way too happy when quidditch isn’t cancelled that year.

- The only real change was that Percy became Head Boy, while Penelope and Audrey became Head Girls

- oh and also they each have to go to therapy after Ron reveals that Scabbers was actually an illegal animagus. So much therapy.

- after they graduate, Percy works for the ministry, Penelope works at St. Mungo’s, Oliver plays for Puddlemere United, Marcus plays for the Kenmare Kestrels, and Audrey plays for the Montrose Magpies

- the whole group ended up going to the Quidditch World Cup (qwc) in 1994

- At the qwc, they met Bulgarian quidditch star Viktor Krum. They immediately befriend him and after the dark mark was released, he spent time with the group and ended up joining the polycule.

- Cedric and Viktor both become triwizard champions and Percy someone convinces the ministry to allow him to be part of the committee or whatever ran the tri wizard tournament.

- Percy befriends all the champions and helps Fleur get in contact with Bill

- at the Yule ball Cedric takes Cho, Viktor takes Fleur because they actually have a good healthy friendship in this and we don't need to involve weird age gaps, the golden trio go together as friends(and since Harry needs to dance with someone he dances with Ron), and then Penny goes with Percy.

- Cedric DOESN’T die because he actually knows how to apparate because look at this group, you think they don’t all know how to apparate? Anyways Voldy does still come back because Harry got nicked before getting ahold of the cup.

- Cho, Cedric, and Viktor all also become pro quidditch players. Cho joins the Chudley Cannons, Cedric joins the Kenmare Kestrels, and Viktor continues playing for whatever the Bulgaria team is called.

- After that I honestly have no clue as I never actually read the books after that. Maybe post war Percy and Audrey have Molly II and Lucy, but Audrey, Oliver, Cho, Viktor, Cedric, and Marcus continue their careers. Cho and Cedric also have a boy named something like Reggy(short for Reginald). Idk everyone lives/nobody dies and we have the daughters and son being raised by their 5 dads and 3 moms. I honestly don’t know how to end this.

[audrxyweasley]

As a fun little tumblr exclusive to coincide with the third chapter of Rebuilding Bridges, my angsty post war Percy-centric fic focused on him being forced to finally go about repairing the gaps between him and the Weasley’s, here’s a draft snippet opening to the upcoming forth chapter: Charlie, which I’m hoping will be ready to post for Saturday!

An unpleasant headache rang out in Percy’s ears as he awoke on the floor of his office, not for the first time, picking dry strands of carpet from his parched tongue as he flipped himself over onto his back, shielding his eyes from the light and attempt to settle his stomach somewhat before even considering bringing himself to sit up. He felt his gag reflex stirring regardless, and he swallowed a vomit flavoured burp with a groan as he watched the ceiling spin above him.

“Morning, Mister Weasley!” Audrey said with an infuriatingly chipper tone, “seems I’m in charge today,” she continued as he forced himself to the side and pushed himself into a sitting position on weary arms, leaving his glasses on the carpet behind him as he pressed his face into his knees. Maybe there should be some shame in his assistant seeing him like this, but whenever his brain began drifting down that familiar path he was forced to reckon with the states that Audrey had found him during the war, bloody arms still seeping out onto the same well cleaned carpet from lazy attempts at who knows quite what as she’d strolled in with the same calm professionalism that he recognised from within himself as a lie.

“What on earth are you on about, Audrey?” He forced out when he was eventually certain that his stomach wouldn’t follow, although like most of these mornings, he made no attempt to move from the carpet. In the same well executed reminder, Audrey forced open the curtains, a slight twitch on her lips at the wince it elicited from Percy as he attempted to shield his eyes and overbalanced, crashing back down onto the carpet with a desperate retch that warranted little more than a tut in return.

She smoothed down her skirt as she began sending paperwork every which way with a few pointed jabs of her wand, “you’re going home, Mister Weasley, Minister’s orders,” she replied in the sort of tone that made it very clear she was simply humouring him, “bumped into him in the lift with your Father you see, not sure what you’ve done, but they both seemed rather unhappy.” She glanced down to him on the carpet with a wrinkled nose, “personally I can’t begin to see why,” she muttered sarcastically before continuing, “I’d use the floo if you can manage it without spewing on some poor bag carrier, I reckon you’ll leave behind much more than an eyebrow at the apparition point, otherwise.”

Clearly the Ministry gossip wheel had been turning against him, Percy realised with a bitter scowl. If his day managed to get worse, he thought, it would be noteworthy, perhaps worth awarding some twisted medal dedicated to making him suffer. The chances of that, however, were minimal, Percy desperately reassured himself.

Sadly, Percy had never much had anything worthy of assuring in the first place.

[harryissuchalittleshit]

Love your 6”5’ Percy headcanon, do you have Percy gets into fitness/muggle sports headcanons?

Hahahaha no.

Percy’s idea of exercising is pulling weeds up in his garden or stocking the shelves at the joke shop

He is naturally just very thin

I can see him maybe getting into walking with weights as he gets older, to keep his strength up

But despite being friends with Oliver and having Ginny as a sister, he doesn’t do sports or fitness at all really

In fact, Audrey does try to fatten him up a bit, she thinks he’s really too thin at times and wants some nice cuddles

Percy just has a high metabolism that is boosted by his magic and his stress walking

Now if Percy actually got into fitness

I can still see him as thin, but he would have more muscle definition

I mostly see him as a runner, definitely for distance/cross country

He does make sure to work out his arms and chest though, making him a little more broad across the shoulders

He does lots of stress pull ups

He just has a lot of nervous energy he feels the need to burn off, and he does so by moving his body

While his girls are little and actually well into their teens, he’ll do push ups with them on his back, the pair of them when their small and just one when they get older (Audrey too!)

In fact it becomes one of his favorite ways to bond with his girls and keep in the loop on all of their gossip

[percyweasleyapologist]

Professor McGonagal: You three, explain right now!

Penny: It was Oliver.

Audrey: It was Oliver.

Percy: It was Oliver.

Oliver:

Oliver: …fuck.

[winn-wynn]

Percy on the left with his friends on the right

[callmesel]

MERRY CHRISTMAS @guess1mjustheren0w 🎄!

This is for @percyweasleyapologist ‘s secret Santa

I know it’s not exactly one of your favourite ships but I hope you like it :D (if you squint your eyes it kind of is a Percy x Audrey x Oliver x Penny x Marcus or maybe not and I’m just delusional)

I’ve done more versions because I wasn’t sure which one you would like best so I’m putting it under the cut + a little extra thing

This extra is an apology because I can’t draw Oliver’s hair and this isn’t exactly great

[kyistell]

So I'm writing the next chap of the fic right, and I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus just came on and like, let's just be honest, Percy and Penelope have to stop Marcus and Audrey from trying to kill old Saint Nicolas.

Like those two come up with a whole ass plan, they drag Oliver into it for logistics and then he always snitches to Percy and then him and Penelope have to try and stop them before Christmas.

I donno I feel like this would happen, Marcus and Audrey defiantly feel chaotic enough to do that, at least with how I imagine them.

[percival-ignatius-weasley]

I love their family. excuse me.

[department-of-landing-strategies]

A Series of Incorrect Quotes

~~~~~

(Shortly after Percy and Marcus's second year fight)

Marcus: Where are you going?!

Penny: To prove you're a jerk!

Marcus: Well, I don't need proof for that!

~~~~~

(The only context I can think for this is that the group summoned something on purpose)

Audrey: There she is. Giant, scary lady.

~~~~~

(Percy being annoyed)

Percy: "He's done the impossible." He's done nothing

~~~~~

(Marcus and Olivver having the same plans during Quidditch season at Hogwarts)

Oliver: Oh yeah here I go Marcus. Just another fucking day with Marcus. Hey hey hey fuck my life.

~~~~~

(Penny gets fed up with their third year DADA teacher)

Professor Susan [Last Name Here]: Someone should put your ass in a mental asylum

Penny: Someone should put you in a box and throw you down the fucking river, Susan

~~~~~

(Sleep deprived Percy having zero filter and Oliver dealing with it)

Percy: You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something? We don't know how to hear it anymore.

Oliver: Just want you to stop saying odd shit

~~~~~

(Draco assuming Percy and Audrey are gay)

Draco: Okay, listen. Assuming someone is gay because of their apperance is stereotyping and harmful but fucking look at them.

~~~~~

(Audrey and Oliver sharing a brain cell when being impulsive)

Oliver: I'm confused. We're being impulsive, are you supposed to kick or knock when you're being impulsive?

Audrey: Knock with your foot

Oliver: Brilliant

~~~~~

(Penny and Marcus having a conversation half the time)

Penny: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye

Marcus [6 foot 4]: That's because you're too short to do so

Penny [Average height]: Listen here, you fuck

~~~~~

(Fourth year Quidditch practice after one of the twins' pranks puts Percy in the hospital wing)

Oliver: I am at a loss for words

Charlie: Despite being lost for words, Oliver yelled at them for the next 45 minutes

~~~~~

(Part of the aftermath of Percy buying a snake and asking Draco and Charlie for help naming it)

Percy (holding a python): Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name it

Charlie: You did WHAT

Draco: William Snakespeare

~~~~~

(Draco gets bribed into swearing for Marcus)

Marcus: Are you-

Draco: Fucking

Marcus: Kidding me? You-

Draco: Fucking

Marcus: Idiot

Percy: What was that?

Draco: Snape banned Flint from swearing so he's paying me to do it

~~~~~

(Percy anytime Charlie brings home a creature)

Percy: What you got there

Charlie [trying to smuggle a possibly illegal creature into the Burrow]: A smoothie