#percy/audrey/oliver

[percyweasleyapologist]

Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[fairyofspringdays]

penelope, looking at the flooded, bubble filled prefects' bathroom: oliver! why would you do this??

marcus: do you ever listen to the voice that tells you no?!

oliver: well, percy wasn't here to stop me.

audrey: he means your conscience.

oliver: ...you mean percy? he always tells me "no" and to "stop".

penelope: percy isn't your conscience. we mean the voice in your head that tells you what's right and what's wrong.

oliver: well the voice in my head normally tells me how nice percy looks today, and how cute his laugh is, and how much we'd compliment each other as a couple. so take that, penelope!

percy: *stares at oliver*

percy: i suppose i am his moral compass.

marcus: and you're just going to brush over the confession?!?

[forthestarsx]

Penny: Why do you look like that?

Percy, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Penny: Like you’re dead.

Percy: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Audrey: Percy accidentally called Oliver 'love' in front of everybody in the Great Hall today

Percy: *sobs into the floor*

[winn-wynn]

Oliver would pull on a push door while Percy watches disappointed in the background

Penny is laughing at him

Marcus is laughing but literally does the same thing

Audrey would run into the door by accident because she’s not paying attention

[windybluebelles]

I love Percy Weasley, I love him so fucking much oh my god-, AHEM, anyway-

Because I love Percy, I want to make everyone else love him, so he is Polyamorous. Poly Percy as I like to call him.

My ideal situation is that, fucking, everyone is inlove with Percy. Oliver, Marcus, Penny, Audrey, the list goes on but they are my main guys.

So they all love Percy, and cause they love Percy they are down to be in a relationship where they are all dating him and none of them are dating eachother. Except by the end of the first week or so they are all madly obsessed with eachother.

Falling inlove with Percy was a gradual thing, of course they always thought he was nice and stuff, but they didn’t fall in love til about a year on.

With eachother tho? It was like they were dunked headfirst into boiling water. Zero preparation.

Percy is just standing off to the side like that one pimp guy

[callmesel]

Academic Disaster Celebrity Au!

Picture this

Actor! Percy and Actress! Penny with Oliver and Marcus as their bodyguards. An Audrey as their manager!!

It would make such a fun dynamic with everyone

like, you got celebrity x celebrity (Penny x Percy and probably a lot of their fans fav ship)

bodyguard x celebrity (Any ship in the square works tbh but it would be a SCANDAL)

rivals to lovers (Oliver and Marcus hate each other but because Percy and Penny work in so many projects together they spend a lot of time and that is always fun)

or celebrity x manager (both work for me tbh, another big scandal for the public and the paparatize going crazy)

bodyguard x manager (audrey x anyother than Percy/Penny is odd but it can be fun. imaging that oliver saves her in some situation ad they slowly fall in love like that as they take care of the celebrity, it can also work with marcus)

OR EVEN BETTER

Evryone is with each other, you can go in so many ways. Or switch roles.

Like, Manager! Percy, Penny and Audrey as Actresses, Oliver and Marcus as bodyguards

Manager! Penny and Audrey, Percy and Oliver as celebrities, Marcus as one of their bodyguars

or They are all celebrities, except someone so is MORE SCANDALOUS

THE POSIBILITIES ARE INFINITE

[kyistell]

*sigh* The voices won

Never thought I'd get to the point of no return and make HP fanart but HERE WE ARE!!

Ahem, anyway, here's the quad, debated on whether or not I wanted to draw Marcus as well but decided not to soooo...yeah...enjoy?

[nightingale2004]

Harry Potter next gen: Percy x Oliver vers.

Molly Charlotte Weasley-Wood

Faceclaim: Kaitlyn Dever

Molly is the daughter of Percy Weasley and the late Audrey Weasley and the step- daughter of Oliver Wood

Molly is also the older twin sister of Lucy Weasley

Molly takes after her father in personality and has his hair, but she looks more like her mother with a mix of her father

When Molly and Lucy were 5, their mother got sick and died a year later

After that, Percy raised his girls on his own until he and Oliver reconnected when Molly and Lucy were 9, and eventually, they got married, and Oliver became the twins step-dad

Molly is a Hufflepuff like her cousin Louis

Molly learned how to crochet from her grandmother, and she loves doing it.

She also crochet and gardens when she is frustrated, stressed, or needs to think

She and Lucy have twin telepathy, they also talk at the same time and even finish each other's sentences

Both Molly and Lucy remind George of him and Fred and how they used to be

Percy is extremely overprotective of his girls and would do anything to ensure they're both safe, he is a definite helicopter parent and it's always up to Oliver to keep him calm (which the twins are grateful for)

Like her dad, she is at the top of her class, head girl, prefect, and she is constantly studying or with her head in a book but sadly in her opinion she is not as academically inclined as her father or her sister

Both Lucy and Molly are extremely competitive with each other, and with their family

Molly loves cooking and baking, and everyone in the Wotter family loves it when Molly cooks and always goes back for seconds

Molly's patronus is a rooster

Molly is calm and quiet. She also values her personal space

She loves learning new things

Her favorite uncle is her uncle Charlie. She loves reading and hearing about his adventures with the dragons

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Lucy Cedrella Weasley-Wood

Faceclaim: Annalise Basso

Lucy is the second daughter of Percy and Audrey Weasley. She is also the step- daughter of Oliver Wood and the younger twin to Molly

Despite Lucy and Molly being twins and looking alike, they both are completely different

Lucy loves her twin but considers her a bit uptight like their dad.

Lucy has the famous Weasley hair and skin, but she has her mother's calm and laid- back attitude

Lucy takes after her mom in personality, but she also takes after Oliver with her love for quidditch

Surprisingly, for everyone, she was sorted into Ravenclaw

Her patronus is a rabbit

She and Oliver love talking quidditch strategy

Lucy made her way up to being the captain of the Ravenclaw quidditch team and created the most creative and clever plays anyone in Hogwarts ever saw

To her and Oliver, quidditch wasn't a sport but a way of life

She loves invading her sister's personal space

Lucy loves annoying her sister and loves going to the sleepovers

She loves broom surfing with her cousins and loves playing quidditch with her family

Lucy is considered a free spirit

Is very academically intelligent but almost never acts like it

Lucy also loves her uncle Charlie and loves hearing and reading about his adventures she even came up with the idea for dragon games and plan on doing a petition to support it

After Scabbers, Percy would NEVER allow his daughters to have a rat as a familiar. So Molly settled with a cat and Lucy settled with an Owl

[department-of-landing-strategies]

A Series of Incorrect Quotes

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(Shortly after Percy and Marcus's second year fight)

Marcus: Where are you going?!

Penny: To prove you're a jerk!

Marcus: Well, I don't need proof for that!

~~~~~

(The only context I can think for this is that the group summoned something on purpose)

Audrey: There she is. Giant, scary lady.

~~~~~

(Percy being annoyed)

Percy: "He's done the impossible." He's done nothing

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(Marcus and Olivver having the same plans during Quidditch season at Hogwarts)

Oliver: Oh yeah here I go Marcus. Just another fucking day with Marcus. Hey hey hey fuck my life.

~~~~~

(Penny gets fed up with their third year DADA teacher)

Professor Susan [Last Name Here]: Someone should put your ass in a mental asylum

Penny: Someone should put you in a box and throw you down the fucking river, Susan

~~~~~

(Sleep deprived Percy having zero filter and Oliver dealing with it)

Percy: You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something? We don't know how to hear it anymore.

Oliver: Just want you to stop saying odd shit

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(Draco assuming Percy and Audrey are gay)

Draco: Okay, listen. Assuming someone is gay because of their apperance is stereotyping and harmful but fucking look at them.

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(Audrey and Oliver sharing a brain cell when being impulsive)

Oliver: I'm confused. We're being impulsive, are you supposed to kick or knock when you're being impulsive?

Audrey: Knock with your foot

Oliver: Brilliant

~~~~~

(Penny and Marcus having a conversation half the time)

Penny: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye

Marcus [6 foot 4]: That's because you're too short to do so

Penny [Average height]: Listen here, you fuck

~~~~~

(Fourth year Quidditch practice after one of the twins' pranks puts Percy in the hospital wing)

Oliver: I am at a loss for words

Charlie: Despite being lost for words, Oliver yelled at them for the next 45 minutes

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(Part of the aftermath of Percy buying a snake and asking Draco and Charlie for help naming it)

Percy (holding a python): Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name it

Charlie: You did WHAT

Draco: William Snakespeare

~~~~~

(Draco gets bribed into swearing for Marcus)

Marcus: Are you-

Draco: Fucking

Marcus: Kidding me? You-

Draco: Fucking

Marcus: Idiot

Percy: What was that?

Draco: Snape banned Flint from swearing so he's paying me to do it

~~~~~

(Percy anytime Charlie brings home a creature)

Percy: What you got there

Charlie [trying to smuggle a possibly illegal creature into the Burrow]: A smoothie

[elisedonut]

anytime someone talks about a Percy ship being rare when its one of the top ones for him im always like

"don't say it don't say it" because i just want to go like

even with Percy/Pansy not being super big it's actually pretty high up when it comes to Percy ships like sixth place the only things higher are like his canon ships, Oliver, Harry and Hermione

[shitakimooshrooms]

since I’m feeling like talking about Percy Weasley, here are some of my headcanons about his year/friends.

- There had originally been more kids in the year but most of them were muggle born or half bloods who grew up in the muggle world

- all the half blood and muggle born kids left part way through the first year aside from Oliver Wood and Penelope Clearwater, as well as the muggle born Audrey Westwind

- some more on Audrey; yes she is supposed to be the same Audrey that Percy canonically marries. Since we don’t know her maiden name I decided on Westwind to keep with the ‘w’ name. I made her a muggle born because the fandom wiki puts her as a muggle so she’s a muggle born witch.

- Percy befriend Audrey, Oliver, Penelope, and Marcus on the train to hogwarts as they all shared a compartment on the train.

- I am deciding that Marcus is indeed a pure blood for this though I don’t know if the Flints are part of the pristine 28. If not then we will say that a few generations ago his (however many) great grandparents who were both from pure blood families realized they wouldn’t be getting inheritance so created a new family and have still been intermarrying but now is a new one. Idk though.

- When they get to hogwarts they all get sorted into different houses(Marcus in slytherin, Penelope in ravenclaw, Audrey in hufflepuff, and Percy and Oliver in gryffindor)

- after all the muggle borns and half bloods drop out Dumbledore decided that the five of them can go to any of the common rooms to hang out so that they have friends their age

- in their second year Oliver, Marcus, and Audrey join their respective quidditch teams

- Audrey made the hufflepuff team as a beater and during her first game which was against gryffindor which was also Oliver’s first game, she somehow managed to hit him with the bludger within the first 2 minutes.(this is a canon thing to happen to Oliver)

- Oliver is out for a full week and the whole group spends all their free time in the hospital wing with him

- during this time is also when the rests of the group meets Percy’s older brothers Bill and Charlie who come to check on Oliver and also make sure Percy is ok

- Bill then graduated

- charlie still sorta floats with the group and sometimes tags along to make sure Percy is ok

- Audrey befriends a first year hufflepuff by the name of Cedric and he starts tagging along with the group

- In their third year Penelope befriends a first year ravenclaw named Cho

- During this time they also have a camaraderie with two gryffindor first years who just so happen to be Percy’s younger brothers Fred and George Weasley

- in their fourth year any camaraderie that Marcus and Audrey had with the twins was gone due to immense rivalry on the quidditch pitch. While the twins now have an immense hatred for those two, they are have a more friendly rivalry with Cho and Cedric

- the twins pranked the whole group quite a lot

- charlie then graduated

- in their fifth year they meet Ron, Percy’s youngest brother, as well as Harry Potter.

- they each (minus Oliver) become prefects of their respective houses as they are the only options (yes I have decided Marcus is also a prefect for plot reasons)

- Percy has the same kind of light camaraderie with Harry as his friends had with the twins.

- Oliver becomes a mentor to Harry, while Audrey, Cedric and Marcus become rivals. Harry doesn’t meet Penelope that year. Though he does meet Cho and starts to have a very obvious crush on her

now at this point the story can split in one of three ways, so I’m taking the polyamorous route right now but under maybe eventually there will be the more canon route as well as the route where Percy and Oliver get together

- Percy and Penelope start flirting with each other, which kinda throws off the group

- After a slight confrontation between Oliver and Percy the two realize that they like each other, which gets more complicated when Marcus reveals to Oliver that he likes him

- Audrey also makes a love confession to Penelope and after the five of them have a sit down and talk about their feelings they all realize that they like the idea of being in a romantic relationship with everyone in the group, so they secretly become polyamorous

- in public Percy and Penelope are dating as they really are the most showy and romantic out of the group and also are the ones who can truly be seen as a romantic couple through those affections.

- obviously the whole philosophers stone thing happens but that doesn’t really affect any of them. Did I put Percy and Audrey getting together a little early? Maybe. But they aren’t really fully public yet and just seen as most definitely flirting.

- In their sixth year they meet Percy’s little sister Ginny. Part way through the year she starts acting weird and everyone in their group is worried for her.

- Cedric becomes a prefect for hufflepuff

- almost immediately after Penelope and Percy become a public couple, Cho and Cedric corner the group and basically tell them they know they are polyamorous and they want in.

- its a little awkward with Cho Chang being 2 years younger, but they don’t want her to be left out and she and Cedric are publicly dating by that point so they let her in.

- She and Cedric aren’t really the most involved with the rest of them but they enjoy the group and didn’t want to be left out.

- when the chamber of secrets is open they walk in pairs (minus Marcus who walks with the his fellow prefect the year below him)(Oliver gets away with walking with Percy due to him being Percy’s roommate. Somehow that’s allowed.) (if it wasn’t obvious I made them all prefects so Audrey and Cedric could ‘patrol’ together) (also same thing with Cho as with Oliver, so she and Penelope ‘patrol’ together)

- Marcus, Audrey, Cho, Cedric, and Oliver all get really upset when quidditch gets canceled that year.

- in their seventh year shit gets Sirius. Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the whole school is on edge.

- Cho becomes a prefect for Ravenclaw

- Cho, Marcus, Cedric, Audrey, and Oliver are all way too happy when quidditch isn’t cancelled that year.

- The only real change was that Percy became Head Boy, while Penelope and Audrey became Head Girls

- oh and also they each have to go to therapy after Ron reveals that Scabbers was actually an illegal animagus. So much therapy.

- after they graduate, Percy works for the ministry, Penelope works at St. Mungo’s, Oliver plays for Puddlemere United, Marcus plays for the Kenmare Kestrels, and Audrey plays for the Montrose Magpies

- the whole group ended up going to the Quidditch World Cup (qwc) in 1994

- At the qwc, they met Bulgarian quidditch star Viktor Krum. They immediately befriend him and after the dark mark was released, he spent time with the group and ended up joining the polycule.

- Cedric and Viktor both become triwizard champions and Percy someone convinces the ministry to allow him to be part of the committee or whatever ran the tri wizard tournament.

- Percy befriends all the champions and helps Fleur get in contact with Bill

- at the Yule ball Cedric takes Cho, Viktor takes Fleur because they actually have a good healthy friendship in this and we don't need to involve weird age gaps, the golden trio go together as friends(and since Harry needs to dance with someone he dances with Ron), and then Penny goes with Percy.

- Cedric DOESN’T die because he actually knows how to apparate because look at this group, you think they don’t all know how to apparate? Anyways Voldy does still come back because Harry got nicked before getting ahold of the cup.

- Cho, Cedric, and Viktor all also become pro quidditch players. Cho joins the Chudley Cannons, Cedric joins the Kenmare Kestrels, and Viktor continues playing for whatever the Bulgaria team is called.

- After that I honestly have no clue as I never actually read the books after that. Maybe post war Percy and Audrey have Molly II and Lucy, but Audrey, Oliver, Cho, Viktor, Cedric, and Marcus continue their careers. Cho and Cedric also have a boy named something like Reggy(short for Reginald). Idk everyone lives/nobody dies and we have the daughters and son being raised by their 5 dads and 3 moms. I honestly don’t know how to end this.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Percy: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Percy: First who would you kill? *Penny points at Marcus* *Audrey points at Marcus* *Oliver points at Marcus* Marcus: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

[fairyofspringdays]

marcus, glaring at oliver: how do you politely tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick?

percy: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. repeatedly.

marcus, wiping away a fake tear: that was the most beautiful thing i've ever heard.

audrey, extremely concerned both for their mental sanity and oliver's safety: no, that was a therapy cry for both of you.

[winn-wynn]

Since Percy was born in august he’s the youngest in his year . He’s the Babey

I’m guessing because the cut off date is September

His friends make fun of him for being the youngest in his year

[windybluebelles]

(Is there a name for Percy’s friend group? Like, what’s an easy thing to call the people in his year? Anyway)

HC for Percy’s friend group where they all seem perfectly normal when they are together but the moment you get them alone they become feral.

That’s why all the quidditch teams think Oliver and Marcus are crazy, it’s why people always assume Percy is being dramatic, it’s why Penny agreed to sneak around the hallways with a random 12yr old while there was a huge fucking snake on the lose.

Obviously there’s still the whole thing of Marcus and Oliver fighting whenever they’re near eachother, but that’s just their way of flirting or smth.

[callmesel]

MERRY CHRISTMAS @guess1mjustheren0w 🎄!

This is for @percyweasleyapologist ‘s secret Santa

I know it’s not exactly one of your favourite ships but I hope you like it :D (if you squint your eyes it kind of is a Percy x Audrey x Oliver x Penny x Marcus or maybe not and I’m just delusional)

I’ve done more versions because I wasn’t sure which one you would like best so I’m putting it under the cut + a little extra thing

This extra is an apology because I can’t draw Oliver’s hair and this isn’t exactly great