#percy is the only one who fully knows what's going on cuz he can speak welsh. imagine him getting all the goss yn gymraeg.

[gingersnaptaff]

Reblogging for the morning crowd cuz I posted this at four am when I was sick. Hope u all like!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arthurian Mythology, Arthurian Mythology & Related Fandoms, Llên a Chrefydd yr Hen Gymraeg | Ancient Welsh Religion & Lore Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bedivere/Kay (Arthurian), Gawain & Arthur Pendragon, Dinadan & Gawain (Arthurian Myth), Gawain & Percival (Arthurian Myth), Gawain & Lancelot du Lac (Arthurian), Gawain/ OC Tristan/OC Characters: Gawain (Arthurian Myth), Original Female Character(s), Arthur Pendragon, Kay (Arthurian Myth), Bedivere (Arthurian Myth), Tristan (Arthurian Myth), Percival (Arthurian Myth), Original Male Character(s), Dinadan (Arthurian Myth) Additional Tags: References to Abuse, arthur is not a nice man so sorry to any arthur fans, gawain is a sub, it me back again to welsh things up, i may have burned myself out over this so like ahhhh!, kay and bedivere are husbands u cannot convince me otherwise, tristan is as tristan does (annoy gawain flirt and play the harp) Summary:

It’s simple enough,” Gawain’s uncle had said as they’d strolled through one of Camelot’s many dimly lit corridors late at night, his grip on Gawain’s arm unyielding even as he’d hissed painfully. “We go under a banner of peace.Their walls are thick, unassailable, and so we cannot reach them outright. Therefore we must be sneaky.”

When Gawain embarks on a quest to Cantre'r Gwaelod, the legendary Welsh kingdom by the sea, alongside his uncle and five other knights he imagined it’d be fairly simple.

Ah, how wrong he was.

[11queensupreme11]

Hello, how do the Yanderes react when they find out that Percy became a child of about 5 or 6 years old? I ask this because according to them, Percy was born as a teenager.

this is a lil complicated to explain, but percy was not born as a "teenager" to them, but with the appearance of a fully grown goddess. they just treated her like a baby, because she technically was despite her appearance. plus, she definitely didn't have the perfect mannerisms of a fully grown goddess, so there was that too. she was a "baby".

the concept of "teenage-hood" didn't exist in ancient times. back then, you go from child to adult. there's no in-between like we do now. when ppl reached puberty (for girls this would be when they have their first period), you were automatically deemed an adult!

(also, if you go back to chapter 7 to the apollo scene, i even wrote a short discussion about this where the nymphs of apollo's harem had no idea what a "teenager" was and they laugh about it since it's another "silly concept" humans made lol)

BUT ANYWAY

poseidon would absolutely horde his daughter in his palace. no one is allowed to ever speak of what happened because he knows the other yans would try to snatch her, or worse, his annoying mother would take her cuz she's obsessed with babies 💀💀 he'd spend every second with his daughter lmao, he'd carry her around, pinch and squish her cheeks, watch her sleep, etc. but he'd be so paranoid. it was already hard enough trying to be gentle in handling his daughter in her og form, but now that she was even smaller and weaker and frailer???? he's working EXTRA hard to be as careful as possible

hades would do the same! he'd put the entire palace on lockdown, all phones would be confiscated, and any other methods of communication (whether it be telepathy, letters, etc) would strictly be forbidden within his palace walls. he does NOT want to risk the news of percy's transformation spreading around. he'd have so much fun doting on her; conjuring up dolls and tea party sets, letting her play with cerberus (tho he has to shrink him tho). he'd abandon all his kingly duties just to play silly games with her 😭

you know how little kids are always asking the most annoying and random questions ever because their curiosity is just never-ending??? well, beelzebub actually wouldn't mind it! he's a genius so he has proper answers to pretty much anything percy can ask! would her tiny child brain understand a single thing? nope! but that's fine cuz he can answer her questions within a question too! the only issue he has is bedtimes when she requests a bedtime story and he has.... none. nor is he creative enough to think of story to give to a child 💀💀💀

SHE WOULD HAVE A BLAST WITH ANUBIS LMAO. he's basically a mix between a babysitter and a playmate all rolled into one 😂😂😂 the best part is that while the other yans wouldn't bother letting her do mortal stuff like watching human tv shows and movies or buying mortal-made dolls, anubis would happily do those with her! he already lets kebi have whatever she wants after all, spoiling another little girl is easy peasy! she wants to listen to watch "the little mermaid"? he has no clue wtf that is, but he'll get the theater room ready! she wants a mermaid barbie? voila, he's already got it summoned in his hand!

apollo's another excellent babysitter! sure he'll keep her locked up within the confines of delos island, but that's fine cuz he always keeps her happy and entertained with all kinds of things to do!!!! he'll show off his cool skills on the lyre and teach her how to play. oh, she likes drawings??? he has an art room!!!! he'll probably get really really concerned when she starts drawing big and scary monsters and gets even MORE worried when he asks about it and she says "oh, this one was following me once when i was waiting for mommy to pick me up from school. and this one kept trying to lure me away with candy" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

loki's probably the one who makes her cry first 💀 not on purpose, he's just excited okay???? knowing him, he'd probably take her out to explore some cool spot he used to let his kids play at, but instead of teleporting there, he'd pick her up and fly there which makes her panic and cry because of how high up they were. might even drop her on accident because of how much she's moving around. he catches her ofc, but now she's traumatized. oops 💀

cú chulainn would be another one who would make her cry 😭😭😭 he is absolutely clueless on how to deal with children, little girls especially. so he just tries to keep her locked up inside the palace for her own safety, but even THAT was a safety hazard cuz she keeps getting into danger 😭😭 he once saw her climb up the kitchen counter with a wobbly chair and nearly fell over until he caught her. then he saw her trip over an upturned part of the rug and now she's got a bruise on her head. saw her try to reach into the fireplace out of curiosity. etc etc. she just can't keep fucking STILL for once. why can't she just stay inside a room and play dolls or whatever?! he probably loses his shit after saving her for the 1364176th time and snaps at her to just keep still only to panic when she starts BAWLING 💀💀💀💀

[biclarisselarue]

idk if you're still accepting prompts but "Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a half-decent demon?" for percabeth cuz I'm fascinated on how you'd spin this

Fuck. 

That’s the only thought in Percy’s mind as he watches the gun point at his chest. Not the most provoking or deep thought, sure, but he doesn’t really think that he’s to blame for that when his life is in mortal peril. The man holding the gun is scowling as if this is simply one of many inconveniences he’s had to deal with today. Considering the fact that Percy just found hard evidence that this man traffics human beings, that mindset is unfortunately probably pretty close to the truth. 

Fuck is right.

He watches as the gun recoils as the man’s finger presses down on the trigger. And then Percy’s on the ground, dazed and head aching from bouncing on the hard wood floor. Somebody’s speaking calmly, and it takes Percy a moment to fully register that first, he hasn’t actually been shot anywhere, and second, that there’s a woman standing in front of the man who had just tried to kill him, unarmed and beautiful. 

“You’re going to drop that weapon and turn yourself into the police.” She makes some sort of hissing sound, and the man instantly pales. “Isn’t happy with you going behind his back and trying to make more money for yourself. Especially in such a sloppy, unsavoury way.” Her voice practically drips with disdain.

Percy watches in fascination as the man she’s talking to swallows. Hard. “So then I guess you actually have two options. Turn yourself in and enjoy a quiet couple of decades in prison, or,” and there’s that hissing sound again, “gets to have some fun.��� 

And that’s the last thing Percy hears before the pain at the back of his skull grows too intense and he blacks out. When he wakes up, he’s back at his apartment, laying on his couch. He feels completely fine, well-rested even, and he might honestly have thought it was all a dream except for that same woman currently watching him from across the room, sitting quietly on one of his living room chairs. 

They stare at each other for a long moment. 

“Are you going to kill me?”

She laughs. “No.”

“Are you, like, what then? My guardian angel or something?” 

This only makes her laugh harder. It’s endearing, even as the warning bells ringing in the back of his mind get louder. He ignores them.

“Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a half-decent demon?” The woman—demon?—smirks. “And I’m more than half-decent, Percy.”

At the sound of his name, his spine stiffens. “It seems a bit unfair that you know my name, and I don’t know yours. You know, considering the fact that you kidnapped me and broke into my apartment.” 

“You don’t sound very afraid.” 

“Should I be?”

At this, she blinks, and he distantly recognizes that it’s the first time he’s seen her do that. “No.” A pause. “You can call me Annabeth. My... boss isn’t thrilled that I saved your life, so I’m going to stick around for a bit to ensure he doesn’t decide to waste my time and effort just to kill you out of some pointless desire to bring balance back to the world.” Percy can actually hear the air quotes around that last bit. 

“Okay.” There’s something more behind her words, but Percy really doesn’t think he should be pushing his luck right now. “I have so many questions.”

“So do I. I want to learn as much as I can before I actually need to go back.” Her face lights up as she grins at him. “And you’re going to help me.”