#percy bribed a new son of ares age 9

[feralpercy]

Being summoned by the olympian Council at this point wasn't anything new.

However, seeing Clarisse join in had Percy slowly trying to tip toe away.

(He can feel the gazes of Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus on him.)

Despite the talking from Zeus, Percy froze under the stare of the daughter of Ares. Fuck.

(Ares leans forward with mild interest, watching his daughter.)

"Is that my fucking hoodie?"

Zeus finally stops talking, Hera glares and the rest stare at them.

"Uhhh—" Percy shoves his hands into the said too big hoodie and steps back. "No?"

"Fucking liar," she takes a step to him and he takes one back in return. "How did you even get it? Was it the stolls?"

The son of poseidon snorts. "I didn't steal it." He states.

"There were at least 1 kid in the cabin before the hoodie got taken, how did you do it?"

The boy gave her a pointed look, ready to sprint once she connected the dots.

And connect them Clarisse did.

"Jackson! Did you fucking buy one of my siblings??"

He's running for his life here man.

"I prefer the word bribery!"

"Give me back my hoodie fuckface!"

"No fuck off!"

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PJO TV Plans

So before even the first little HINT about the PJO Disney+ show, I was making plans for a Riordan-verse tv show.

So each season would have twenty episodes, with 8-9 episodes per book and in the middle, two episodes based on short stories or myths. This would allow for the actors, who would obviously be age-matching kids, to grow and still be the appropriate ages for each story. 

As we would eventually run out of actual Riordan books, we would move on to Riordan Presents books. Here’s my plans! Let me know what you think and if/how i should clarify!

(Bold is Season, italic is middle/short story episodes, and strikethrough is book. I often show the extents of each episode through chapter titles or quotes found on the wiki plot summaries of each book. If using chapter title, that means it uses every chapter until the next mentioned one.)

Season 1

The Lightning Thief Field Trip

Going to Camp

Claiming + Getting Ready For A Quest

Starting the Quest 

Going Further West

Las Vegas + Reaching the Underworld (until Charon is bribed. We catch a glimpse of Nico and Bianca in Las Vegas)

Cerberus part + Fighting Ares

The End

The Demigod Diaries: Diary of Luke Castellan

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 1-4

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Part 5

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Part 6-7

The Sea of Monsters Meriwether College Prep

Returning to Camp

The Quest Begins

The Hydra + The Sea of Monsters

C.C.’s Spa and Resort + The Sirens (first paragraph as denouement for episode.)

The rest of The Sirens (expands Annabeth’s flashback)

Polyphemus

Ending

Season 2

The Titan’s Curse Westover Hall + The Hunters + Thalia Attempts to Drive 

Percy’s Latest Dreams (Expands Capture the Flag a bit maybe)

The Hunters, A Demigod, and a Satyr Team Up

The Smithsonian

Junkyard of the Gods

The Hoover Dam

Percy Takes the Titan’s Curse

The Council of the Gods

The Demigod Files: Percy Jackson and the Stolen Chariot

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 8-9 (9 is more like an ending plot, a quick one.)

The Battle of the Labyrinth Orientation

Arriving at Camp

Into the Labyrinth

The Triple G Ranch + To Hephaestus’ Forges

Calypso

Back Into the Labyrinth

The Lost God

Return to Camp

The Demigod Files: Percy Jackson and the Bronze Dragon

The Demigod Files: Percy Jackson and the Sword of Hades

Season 3

The Last Olympian Blowing Up the Princess Andromeda

Poseidon’s Kingdom + The War Council and the Great Prophecy (3rd paragraph as the denouement/end of episode)

The War Council and the Great Prophecy (the rest) + The Last Olympian

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 10-11 

The Underworld

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Part 12 

A Visit from the God of Messengers

The Battle Begins

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 13-14 

Percy’s Dreams + Prometheus Visits the Campers

Hyperion, The Flying Pigs, and the Party Ponies

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 15-16 

Dionysus, Old Friends, Drakons, and the Spy

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 17-18

Back to Olympus

The Cursed Blade

Everyone Receives a Gift

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Parts 19-21

Percy Jackson and The Singer of Apollo

The Demigod Diaries: The Staff of Hermes

Season 4

The Lost Hero The Grand Canyon

Camp Half-Blood 

A Quest is Given

The North Wind

Detroit + The Sorceress and the Gold King (3rd Paragraph) (This is a 2-parter with the next episode)

The Sorceress and the Gold King

The Hunters of Artemis + Aeolus and the Real Enemy (First 2 paragraphs)

Aeolus and the Real Enemy + Mount Diablo

The Wolf House

A Change of Power and Bunker 9 + Mysteries are Unveiled

The Demigod Diaries: Leo Valdez and the Quest for Buford

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Parts 1-2

The Red Pyramid Beginning to the Blowing up incident

Rest of the Second Paragraph

First 2 sentences of 3rd Paragraph, maybe mixed up more with the latter half of the second paragraph

Book Heist

Graceland + Learn about Feather of Truth

Duat + Sobek attack

Fourth Paragraph

Fifth Paragraph

Season 5

The Throne of Fire First Paragraph

2nd Paragraph until they mention the birthday; that’s introduced at the end of the episode.

Birthday Adventure

3rd paragraph

4th paragraph

5th paragraph

6th Paragraph

7th + 8th Paragraphs

9th + 10th Paragraphs

The Demigod Diaries: Son of Magic

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 3

The Son of Neptune Going to Camp Jupiter

War Games and Receiving a Quest (may spill over into next due to long backstories)

Meeting with Phineas

Meeting the Amazons

Learning the Family Gift

Arriving in the Land Beyond the Gods

Fighting Alcyoneus and Freeing Thanatos

Joining the Defensive

Promotion, Revelations, and Reunions

Season 6

The Mark of Athena Uniting the Camps until the toast

Uniting the Camps

On the Run (until “Just after the god leaves”)

“She shows on the tour” 

“Once docked in the harbor” 

Entering the Mediterranean Sea

The man introduces himself as Chrysaor

As Annabeth gets Deeper under the city

The three quickly arrive at their lair

Reuniting + Ending

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Parts 4 + 8

The House of Hades First 2 paragraphs

Paragraphs 3-4 + First 2 sentences of 5th paragraph

Paragraphs 5- “he is turned into a plant.” 

“he is turned into a plant.” to Paragraph 8

Paragraphs 9-11

Paragraphs 12-14

Paragraphs 15-17

Paragraph 18 to “Doors of Death, which vanish.” 

Remainder

Season 7

The Blood Of Olympus The Suitors

Earthen Ghosts

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 5

Subduing Nike

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 6

Lycaon

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 7

Unleashing the Makhai

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 9

Orion

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 10

Kymopoleia + Pegasus

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 11

Meeting Asclepius

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 12 (part A)

Thwarting the Giants + Orion Defeat (to “Tyson shows up”)

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Part 12 (part B)

The rest of Orion Defeat

Percy Jackson’s Greek Heroes: Parts 13-14

Defeating Gaea + The Ending

Season 8

The Serpent’s Shadow First half of first Paragraph

Second half of first Paragraph

Paragraph 2

Paragraph 3 to Paragraph 4’s second sentence

The rest of Paragraph 4 to Paragraph 5’s first sentence + Paragraph 6

The remainder of Paragraph 5 + Paragraph 6’s first sentence

Paragraph 7 except for last sentence.

Last sentence of paragraph 7 to end

Son of Sobek

The Staff of Serapis

The Crown of Ptolemy

The Sword of Summer A Homeless Death (first four paragraphs)

Remainder of A Homeless Death + Reborn as an Einherji (first 2 paragraphs)

Remainder of Reborn as an Einherji

Retrieving Sumarbrander (first 2 paragraphs)

Remainder of Retrieving Sumarbrander

The Craftmanship Duel

Information from Thor

Versus Fenris Wolf and Surt (first 2 paragraphs)

Remainder of Story

Season 9

The Hidden Oracle A God Made Human Again (First 3 Paragraphs)

Remainder of A God Made Human Again 

Time at Camp Half-Blood 

The Three-Legged Death Race 

Into The Woods 

Calming the Grove (First 3 paragraphs)

Remainder of Calming the Grove + Fighting the Colossus Neronis (first paragraph)

Fighting the Colossus Neronis (second paragraph)

Remainder of story

Camp Half-Blood Confidential Part 1 - Apollo’s Version

Camp Half-Blood Confidential Part 2 - First half of Percy’s Version

Camp Half-Blood Confidential Part 3 - Second half of Percy’s Version

The Hammer of Thor Training with a New Roommate (first and second paragraph)

Remainder of Training with a New Roommate

An Undead Trap

Paying Off Hearthstone’s Debt

Meeting Heimdall + Giant Bowling (First 2 sentences)

Giant Bowling

The Wedding (up until Despite Magnus trying to pull him back up)

Remainder of the story

Season 10

The Dark Prophecy Welcome to Waystation (First 2 paragraphs)

Remainder of Welcome to Waystation + Liberating the Griffins (first paragraph)

Remainder of Liberating the Griffins

Obtaining the Throne of Memory to “like at the Camp Half-blood forest”

“like at the Camp Half-blood forest” to end of the second paragraph

Obtaining the Throne of Memory (Last paragraph to Into the Oracle “that she may be Apollo’s daughter.”)

Into the Oracle (Remainder of first paragraph)

Remainder of story

9 from the Nine Worlds: Just Another Decapitated Head (it would be ambiguously set so at this point, people wouldn’t be able to tell this was set after they save the world.)

The Burning Maze Wandering the Maze

Finding Hedge at Macro’s Military Madness to “immobilizes the Praetor.”

Remainder of Finding Hedge at Macro’s Military Madness

Recruiting Piper McLean

Battling Medea to “knocking her out.”

Remainder of Battling Medea to Meeting up with Jason Grace (First paragraph)

Remainder of Meeting up with Jason Grace

Tragedy on the Julia Drusilla Yachts to “by and for horses.” 

Remainder of Tragedy on the Julia Drusilla Yachts

Puzzles in the Burning Maze to “prophecy is complete.”

Remainder of Story

Season 11

The Ship of The Dead Meeting Percy, Traveling to the Chase Mansion + Leaving Valhalla

This Is Why I Hate Clothes Shopping+ Goal Achieved! Sort of...

Aegir’s Court + The Chat with Njord + Crew Members’ Background History

This Little Light of Mine, I’m Gonna Let It Shine

More Tormenting Dreams + Meeting Hrungnir

Creating Pottery Barn + Daily (Nightly?) Dreams

Speaking of Trolls...

Fighting Hrungnir

Slaying Alderman + Retrieving the Whetstone of Bolverk

My Eighth-Grade Physics Actually Comes in Handy

Meeting Frigg in Flam

Nice Doggy

Fighting the Thralls of Baugi + Meeting Gunlod and Obtaining Kvasir’s Mead

So’s Your Face!

Fighting Suttung and Baugi + Journey to the Fortress of Skadi + Meeting Skadi to "can elaborate further."

Well, That was Surprising

Remainder of Meeting Skadi + The Battle on the Naglfar

I Play with Fire 

The Flyting + Escape from the Naglfar + Party with the Gods (first paragraph)

Remainder of Story

Season 12

The Tyrant’s Tomb Landing in San Francisco and Airborne Attacks

Arriving at Camp Jupiter 

A New Prophecy … Senate Meeting

Heading To the Tomb … and Second Thoughts (“Frank calls for a war game”)

Dreams of Destruction (“As Apollo, Meg and”) … Journey to the Soundless God (“ravens to retreat”)

Journey to the Soundless God (“They reach the platform”) … The Second Wave Begins (“to the ground below”)

The Second Wave Begins (“The next thing Apollo”) … Two-on-Two Fight to the Death (“takes on Apollo”)

Two-on-Two Fight to the Death (“the fight starts”) … Second Encounter With Tarquin (“more of his hoard”)

Second Encounter With Tarquin (“Only nothing happens”) … Remainder

Son of Magic

Demigods of Olympus, like those Minecraft choose your adventure episodes on Netflix. When showing on TV they pick the most popular route probably. 

Aru Shah and the End of Time Unleashing the Sleeper

Traveling to the Otherworld

Claiming

The Sprig of Youth

Night Bazaar

Library

Kingdom of Death

Back to the Museum

The End?

(I am writing this as of May 21, 2020, and only prepared for the books I’ve read so far. I’m working on it. And there may be more additional content later to fill in as the mid-season changes, but I don’t have it as of this minute. I will update in a reblog later.)

Season 13 Aru Shah and the Song of Death AND The Tower of Nero (Camp Jupiter Classified: A Probatio’s Journal)

Season 14 Aru Shah and the Tree Of Wishes AND The Storm Runner (Brooklyn House Magician’s Manual)

Season 15 The Fire Keeper AND Aru Shah And the City of Gold (Hotel Valhalla: Guide to the Norse Worlds)

Season 16 The Shadow Crosser AND Aru Shah Book 5

Season 17 

Sal and Gabi Break the Universe I want them to go first for spacing but I 

haven’t read these books yet. I have read the first Tristan Strong book at 

the moment.

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Tristan Strong Punches a Hole in the Sky Chapters 1-5

Chapters 6-12

Chapters 13-18

Chapters 19-25

Chapters 26-31

Chapters 32-36

Chapters 37-41

Chapters 42-46

Chapters 47-51

Season 18 Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe AND Tristan Strong Destroys the World

Season 19 Paola Santiago and the River of Tears AND City of the Plague God

Season 20 Paola Santiago Book 2 AND The Last Fallen Star

Season 21 Dragon Pearl AND Race to The Sun

And that’s what I have so far lol