#per qual prezzo vendeste il cervello

[janiedean]

"She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund and Moonboy for all I know" he has to remind himself she's been sleeping with other people. That IS jealously. How can you not see that? Stop pretending. This isn't a redemption arc, he's estranged because he's jealous.

he’d have to face her again, he supposed.

no one who supposes said with apathy gives that much of a fuck.

she cheated on him, he dumped her, he went off with brienne the second she showed up.

and he spent all of affc dealing with that. it’s not jealousy, it’s feeling betrayed because she fucked with his trust and she lied to him all along.

like, you can’t even distinguish in between someone who’s jealous and someone who’s hurt? because their trust was betrayed? if you’re who I think you are then it’s really not a surprise that you have to bitch about the relationship status of people you don’t know online since with these premises I don’t know how you’re assuming to find someone for yourself. ever considered getting help instead of questioning the reasons other people go to therapy? I’m telling you for your own good.

[janiedean]

jfc OP & friends, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON? you know how does this sound? if you saw a picture of oscar isaac, adam driver  and john boyega and said ‘oh they look so cute, shouldn’t we do a fic where oscar is a mexican druglord and john is some american black guy escaped from evil white policeman adam? HOW ROMANTIC WOULD THAT BE?

spoilers: IT WOULDN’T BE, YOU ASSHOLES. everyone else has said their piece but just in case you’re missing the parallel. it would be bad enough if it was the movie characters, but WITH REAL PEOPLE? limortaccivostra va.

Timmy and Luca at the Critics’ Choice Awards

[janiedean]

Watching Jamie's foreplay, I understand why he only had sex with his sister.

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yeah okay I know this is trolling but I’m publishing it just to show how fucking ridiculous y’all are.

also: jaime’s foreplay game is shit because he never tried to have sex with anyone but his sister who most likely would have beheaded anyone that he’d go with or hasn’t she murdered her childhood friend because she had a crush on jaime?, and he never had a choice into whether having it with her or not because she made sure he would never think he could have another choice, and if you spend your entire life in an abusive relationship where your identity is annulled in favor of the other person’s needs then yes, you most likely won’t know how to flirt for shit, and the fact that he actually went there in the first place and went for it speaks of how much he actually wanted it because until he ran into brienne he hadn’t even conceived he could be with anyone but his sister, but of course, the fact that he sucks at flirting is his problem and not a consequence of, y’know, being in an abusive relationship all his life?

anon, honestly, if you dragged your victim blaming, victim shaming and ‘let’s make fun of people coming from abusive relationships trying to hit on people they actually like’ ass out of my inbox, that’d be great.

also, as bad as his flirting was, sure af brienne liked it enough, huh? ;)

jesus christ y’all are really something. if he can’t flirt for shit you can blame it all on cersei, not on his skills at it or whatever, and he doesn’t need that anyway since she loves his disaster self the way it is, bad flirting or not.

and since now I have to go revise I’m signing off until tomorrow, peace and honestly, you’re not funny.

[janiedean]

Your mom should have aborted you. Too bad she was a crackwhore that was too stupid to use a condom, let alone get an abortion.

I’m wondering, anon, given that other thing you sent me as well.... do your parents love you? no because I mean I have a feeling you’re wildly projecting here. I’m honestly sorry if they didn’t love you enough that you have to go on the internet sending people you don’t know this specific type of bullshit just to feel validated or to get approval from whoever sent you or whatever is your problem but honestly, if I were you I’d ask for for professional help, I can assure you it’s illuminating when you want to solve your issues with your parents. really, anon. it’s way more helpful than sending people anon hate, I assure you. ;)

also assuming that this is yours as well (because I’m blocking the shit out of you the moment I post this):

my darling, the last time someone sent me this ask, 90% of non-american tumblr went like ‘wtf do you live it’s culturally expected in half of the planet to not leave the house when you turn eighteen’ so you’re already showing your us-centrism in all the worst ways, but like....... I know people who earn 2k per month who still live with their parents and obsess over fictional characters and people who have moved out, have kids and still obsess over fictional characters. my damn uncle is older than fifty, has a fairly good job, has lived on his own for years/has a life and most likely reads buffy/spike fic in his free time last that I checked. I could leave (and most likely will don’t worry) the moment I can economically afford it and fyi I pay the bills even living here, but I suppose that you’ve never paid one in your life, huh?

also, exceedingly heteronormative and absolutely not out of the fifties of you to assume that if a woman has to be fulfilled and whatnot she needs to find a husband and stop worrying about her hobbies. like. that’s real progressive of you anon, I’m mindboggled, my own grandmother who turned 90 last year is more progressive than you. idk, I’d be worried about how much you’re spouting misogynistic rhetoric from the fifties - at least you didn’t tell me I should have had children already but man if you did you’d have just hit the jackpot, hm?

what’s pathetic is sending people this kind of bullshit without even putting your face to it, but of course you wouldn’t :D and if you’re who I think of or were sent by who I think of..... guys, didn’t you get your fill in november? because I thought you realized then that you were out of line - ah, no, wait, I forgot you harassed some mutuals after, if it’s you. how grown-up, huh?

jesus, can’t imagine what y’all are going to be like in two weeks. ;) get lost, how about that?

[janiedean]

Bro the Queen thing was just for a laugh lol let gay people make jokes

bro, if you had said ‘let gay people make jokes that make them sound like four year olds that just found out kindergarten exists’ I could have taken you seriously, but since you still can’t get into your thick performative activist heads that it’s not funny for anyone except maybe the three of you, I’ll explain you a few brief facts:

one: ¾ths of queen are straight so assuming they wouldn’t understand song they wrote and played (beyond somebody to love) already shows that you haven’t thought this joke through;

two: freddie mercury made a goddamned point to not make his sexuality a selling point or the only part of him people would be interested in when listening to his *music*, so your dumb jokes are something he would most likely fucking hate;

three: sorry to break it to you, but with all the sales queen had, going statistically, I can assure you more than half of their fanbase is straight, so congrats on assuming millions of people don’t get the bands they like;

four: music is an extremely subjective thing that tells different things to different people regardless of the original target of the song. I’ve seen articles titled ‘how I, a lesbian person, realized springsteen’s music wasn’t just for male cishet middle-aged guys’ in which people said that to them, a song that’s blatantly about a guy who killed someone and hightails it out of town and hopes that the border patrol doesn’t stop him, felt like it was about wanting to leave somewhere you had to stay in the closet and felt suffocated because you couldn’t come out. now, that’s nowhere near the original meaning of the song, but if for the lesbian author that related on that level… who the hell am I to make posts like ‘lesbians don’t understand springsteen songs’? spoilers: no one;

five: one reasons queen actually made it big was that their songs are actually very much relatable on a bunch of different levels and as I explained some ass who made jokes about how *straights* wouldn’t get I want to break free (written by a straight man btw but I see that now at least y’all are having the decency to pick songs that freddie wrote to throw shade at the straights TM, huh?), just that ONE song can be relatable for, FOR EXAMPLE, people with depression, people stuck in a phase of their life they hate, someone getting over a bad relationship and lgbt people who want to come out. and the lyrics to I want to break free are hardly extra complicated or difficult or obscure. of course then you have borap which no one still understands and freddie refused to explain but like… it’s IT CAN BE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT regardless of whether their lyrics are obscure or the entire contrary. that was what made queen sell the number of records they did - because they make songs people can relate to, genius;

six: the fact that your ***joke*** assumes straight people can’t in any way shape or form conceive a life where they feel like they’ll be forever alone and no one will love them or they will never find a relationship says all about how **funny** it is because it implies dehumanizing an entire category of people and assuming they don’t have feelings or can’t conceive what y’all go through, which then turns into People On This Hellsite sending straight people TM the worst kind of bullshit and vile anons just because since we have no feelings and we’re supposed to take all your dumb unfunny jokes then it’s fine. idk, since I’ve been here according to you I should have laughed at:a) people telling me at thirty I was too old for anything and I should look for a husband and get married already;b) people telling me I was a homophobe/half of this dumbass website blocking me on sight for informing y’all that straight women find men sexually attractive as a general rule - no, really;c) someone telling me once that they hoped I’d find someone I would trust implicitly and give all of myself to in bed just to have them tell me the moment after we’re done that I was ugly and unlovable and I deserved to die alone;e) being called a bitch/homophobe an insane amount of times for pointing out that straight women who don’t look standard attractive have issues;f) people questioning why I went to therapy because I happen to relate to a character in a straight ship that they hated and the reasons why I went are Issues That Character Has.that was just the first six instances I could think of because they were personal but I assure you, your rhetoric about straight people TM being dehumanized aliens who hate y’all isn’t helping literally anyone;

seven: as someone who has fucking struggled with years with the issues the somebody to love narrator has (I did look at the mirror and felt horrible/almost cried when I was a teenager, I did wake up each morning feeling like shit for half of my time in uni, I’ve been struggling with managing initiating contact with other people since high school fucked me up in that sense, I’ve been told that I could never be attractive enough to find someone who’d love me and that I was too brainy or ugly or extra or threatening for men to even look at me and so on) and who has always found that song immediately relatable which is why, surprise surprise, out of all the songs freddie mercury wrote on his own for this band - not counting the march of the black queen but that’s another story - somebody to love is absolutely my single favorite and has always been since the second I heard it, because to me it was relatable at seventeen and it’s relatable now, the moment I read that fucking ****joke**** I literally felt a bout of vomit rise up in my throat, my stomach closed up and for a second I felt like crying as your joke was implying that my straightness disqualified me from understanding/liking a song I’ve loved and felt deeply for half of my life, but I suppose that doesn’t mean anything in comparison to the fact that you **gays of tumblr** need to have a laugh at the expense of 85% of the planet and not, idk, homophobes? no, you never say HOMOPHOBES COULDN’T UNDERSTAND QUEEN or whatever the fuck it is, you say straight people can’t. if you don’t see where the fuck is your problem I’d advise you to really go back to kindergarten because usually you realize that other people have feelings at about that age and I have a feeling that if this is your reasoning for saying I should shut up and have a laugh at my own expanse, well, you’re just an asshole;

eight: newsflash, bro, some people use music to cope with just about anything. I’m not the only person I know who has a fairly damned visceral personal relationship with the music she listens to, to the point where I can do the art is not the artist thing np with just about any media except music - I can watch a movie made by a person I despise or whose political views I despise, if I think it’s a good movie, I can’t physically listen to music from people I despise or whose political views I despise. heck, every time my local rock music station airs current lynyrd skynyrd’s music I mute it because their lyrics make me want to hurl and I actually do like the melody half of the time, but I can’t listen to them. and I know people who are way worse than me about this. if you show up basically telling me (or whoever else) that bands we like and helped us through whatever fucking shit life threw at us are now Not A Thing We Can Like Or Understand Anymore you’re being an asshole and for a thing that makes no sense because the beautiful thing about MUSIC in general is that everyone finds the music they like relatable for different fucking reasons even if it’s the same artist and your dumbass attempts at **gatekeeping** bands that existed since before you were born and straight people listened to since before you were born and whose records they bought before you were born is honestly just so fucking ridiculous and really kindergarten-level that if that is what you need to have a laugh I advise you to develop some sense of humor, because you sure as hell ain’t got one.

good enough for you? your joke wasn’t funny. deal with it e stacce.

also: I’m fucking done giving a shit about what kind of dumbass jokes at the expense of **straight people** y’all think is cool to make on here. are we oppressed for being straight? sure af not. but since most straight people on here are actually allies and support your rights and uh, are also human beings that aren’t just useful when you need someone to reblog your info posts informing us that ***straight people can reblog!!! :)))*** underneath after having reblogged your fucking jokes ten minutes earlier, I really don’t give a fuck about your need to have a laugh at the expanse of other people’s feelings and I’m going to reblog all the people telling you that y’all ain’t funny until my fingers fall off.

ps: did you send this message also to the pansexual user who called that dumbass OP on their bullshit before I did? just for science.

pps: grow the fuck up, it’s been time since years and y’all have about played all of your ‘it was just a joke’ cards a hell of a long time ago.

[janiedean]

@ we know who

jesus christ guys I’m 100% sure that you didn’t realize you were beyond decency with me but you’re just chilling because after that fucking question everyone went like ARE YOU IDIOTS, but the fact that you feel the need to leave bullshit in my at least two of friends’s inboxes when they only ever weighed in this drama to tell you that you were being beyond decency/assholes in order to insult their significant others (I mean seriously, people who aren’t even on this drama??? are you that fucking thirsty for a significant other that you'd stoop this low? you’re honestly scum) is honestly fucking pathetic, and the fact that you seem to assume I also would find them pathetic or that they’re apparently assuming to please people tbh only makes me assume that you’re still projecting like crazy - is that what you try to do to get friends? because believe me, it’s a lot easier to make some if you aren’t self-centered assholes who spend their time sending people anon hate, maybe if you want to make some friends you should consider it :’DDD like, you’re giving me a reprieve (lol) and meanwhile you go harassing my friends? seriously? and you think you aren’t pathetic?

good lord grow the fuck up, if you don’t see that you are the pathetic ones then you need a hard look in the mirror

[janiedean]

Are you really creating wank to complain about other people supposedly creating wank? Why not just take your own advice and scroll past their posts.

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1) they’re making bait posts on the tag so I certainly didn’t start it

2) I blocked them all at this point so I’m done with them, I did my job

3) as far as I know, warning people that some people who pretend to be worrying about abuse victims’s well-being are actually assholes who’d purposefully trigger abuse victims who don’t agree with them isn’t creating wank, it’s making sure people know they’re toxic assholes before engaging with them should they choose to do so

4) I made that post, roosebolton said they didn’t even care to read it, I told them to have a good life and I blocked them, I was done, but guess why in the last half hour I got, hmmm, three anons getting on my case, same as last time when I said I was done I got all of roosebolton’s and we know who else’s friends getting on my case

5) I mean, are you really creating wank. if they had canned it with their ridiculous crusade last october as they should have I would be here either sleeping or writing my t/hrobb secret santa fic or like, enjoying myself instead of even thinking about their existence

6) I took better than my own advice, since I blocked them all. I just want people to know they’re a bunch of toxic mean girls clique who tried to use on me every bullying technique in the book without realizing that I already experienced the real deal irl, that I’ve done enough therapy to figure out what the fuck they’re doing and that I’m too old for that shit. clear, dear? or do you really need a power point? 

because again, I don’t give a fuck about the ships, I give a fuck about y’all actually hurting people and then pretending you’re not.

now can you just, uh, dunno, fuck off? thank you. btw if you’re all trying to gang up on me to convince me I’m wrong you can go and stick that where the sun doesn’t shine.

[janiedean]

aight i was only trying to help but go off i guess

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1) ‘blacklist anti thramsay’: how is that of any help to someone who does not ship thramsay and therefore would have no problem reading people not liking a ship they don’t like? no, really, how? It’s a question of principle. 99% of this damned tag is aware I don’t like it.

2) I have extensively explained what is my problem with those people. the only way you can help is going to them and telling her to fuck off.

3) again, dear roosebolton, if this is you, the only thing you can do is can it. and stop pretending you give a fuck about abuse victims and not about your friend’s harmful power trips. period.

thank you but I’m perfectly all right and I have absolutely no need to blacklist a tag full of content that I would have no problem seeing, differently from the *thramsay* tag. which, guess what, I have blocked.

[janiedean]

e vabbè giovincelle mie

visto che ve divertite a fa i post nella lingua vostra senza sapere che capisco sia francese che tedesco e che conosco gente che sa croato e varie altre, a sto punto bella pe voi vi lascio anche io una missiva visto che vi piace tanto insultare la gente in lingue che secondo voi non capisce:

complimenti, siete una manica di stronzette senza sostanza che manco alle cazzo di scuole elementari, avete la maturità di un’ameba per quanto sinceramente me sembra che sto a insultà le amebe SCUSATEMI AMEBE NON VI MERITATE STO PARAGONE, siete brave a dire balle che pinocchio in confronto era un cazzo di principiante e siete le persone più schifide che ho mai beccato su sta merda di sito blu compresi gli pseudofasci che venivano a romperemi il cazzo durante la brexit. mi spiace solo di non poter mandare le receipts ai vostri cazzo di genitori perché mi piacerebbe vedere la loro faccia nel sapere che siete delle cretine abusive che manco sanno fare trolling perché nessuno viene ad accusare la gente di pedofilia SUL SUO BLOG SENZA MANCO ANDARE IN ANON cioè volete farvi bloccare? bella proprio ma siete proprio patetiche.

ps: metà della vostra fandom non ve può vedere e ne ho avute abbastanza conferme

pps: li mortacci vostri <3

ppps: provatece a usa google translate pe tradurre sto post e vedete se c’ha cazzi di darvi una traduzione comprensibile

pppps: se avete l’amica italiana che ve lo traduce pe piacere fatemece parlare così le dico tutto in maniera extracolorita, che a forza di insultarvi solo dicendo di andarvene affanculo poi mi annoio.

tornatevene al cazzo di asilo va, conosco ragazzini de cinque anni più maturi di voi.

[janiedean]

i feel like some of these people ignore trigger warnings anyway. i wrote a story once about a character from a show who suffers from bulimia ABOUT her bulimia and i wrote trigger warnings in the description AND at the top of the story and yet the second comment was "OMG I WAS SO TRIGGERED HOW DARE YOU!1!1" like sorry but i'm not your mum and??? learn how to fucking read??

yeah like once I liked the summary on a story because it was a thing I always wanted to read and clicked on it without noticing it was labeled MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH which is a thing I usually avoid... until I got to the end and then I went like ... WELL SHIT I’M A FUCKING IDIOT I DIDN’T NOTICE IT. now never mind that I was ultimately glad I read it because it was a real awesome story so whatever but like that was on me, not on who wrote the fic. and I also stumbled into reading shit I didn’t like but then realized it was on me because I didn’t notice the warning. and like I can afford to do it because I don’t have **triggers** per se, I mean at most I can read something that disgusts me but I couldn’t get triggered so even if I miss the warning I’ll just nope out and whatever, but if you know you can get triggered by something pay extra attention to it?? no one is your mom or babysitter come on

[janiedean]

Per favore riscrivila che io ancora rido per la versione tumbleresca di Di quella pira XD

E VA BENE WHY NOT

GENTE PUNTATA NUOVA DI VERDI VS TUMLBR OVVERO RIGOLETTO VS LA GENTE SCEMA

TUMBLRIANI VIL RAZZA DANNATA

IO Io vo’ la salute…TUMBLR La tua salute?IO Sì… la mia salute… D’una tal vittoria… Che?… adesso non ridete?… Ella è là!… la vogl’io… me la renderete!

IO: tumblriani, vil razza dannata,per qual prezzo vendeste il cervello?A voi nulla per fare wank sconviene!…ma la mia salute mentale è impagabil tesor.La rendete… o se pur disarmati,questi post per voi forano cruenti;nulla in terra più il blogger paventa,se del fandom difende la pace.Questo wank, imbecilli, finite; ah! voi tutti a me contro venite!…(piange)Ebben, piango… tumblr… webmaster,tu che avevi intenzioni gentili come il core,dimmi or tu, che cosa è successo?…Bannerete gli anit? è vero?… tu taci!… perché?David Karp… perdono, pietate…alle vegliarde il fandom senza wank ridate…ridonarlo a te nulla ora costa,tutto al mondo è tal fandom per noi

+ visto che ormai stiamo a fa il rigoletto TI FACCIO ANCHE IL BONUS:

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