#pepperoni (derogatory)

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about pepperoni (derogatory) is that at no point in two hundred thousand notes have I ever seen anyone wonder why pepperoni (derogatory) guy is naked.

[jellycreamjammedart]

Millie Fitzsimmons: Is it a bad word? "Machine?" Is it derogatory?

Funtime Freddy: Any word can be derogatory if you say it with enough derogatory!

Funtime Freddy, derogatorily: Pepperoni.

[vampire-crimson]

side note as i grow older i become more and more tired with "if a cishet says x they are automatically evil" like even ignoring that you can never actually know. Arent you fucking tired?

[cugzarui]

gold tier post right here

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

[prismaticpichu]

One day, deciding that ShinRa’s finest SOLDIERs are far too distracted during work hours, Lazard decides to implement a security browser that allows him to see what the Firsts are searching for online. Just to make sure they’re staying on track. Just to make sure they know their own intelligence and don’t need to rely on the World Wide Web.

Morbidly curious, he decides to take a look at the results after the first day.

~~~

Genesis’s Search History:

• Is Mona Lisa dead?

• Is the color red better than silver?

• Is WWE real?

• is the color brown better than silver

• what’s the adjective for one without love?

• How to be emo

• What’s the first book in the Bible

• Are rapiers better than katanas

• Does ice expire

• why do people tell me to shut up

• Are phoenixes better than cats

• is it illegal to steal a street sign

• How to put out a microwave fire

• can metal go in the microwave

• why the hell does my friend have slitted pupils

• how can I get slitted pupils?

• contacts with slitted pupils low price

• silver elite homepage

Angeal’s Search History:

• my kids are fighting what do I do

• my adult kids are fighting what do I do

• seafood pasta recipes

• my teenager won’t stop eating cinnamon dog biscuits what do I do

• is it practical to carry a sword you never use

• what temperature should cacti be kept at

• where is the internet

• do sunglasses make you cool

• honor synonyms

• what is lucid dreaming

• Kraft mac and cheese

• is ShinRa ethical

• is “puppy” considered derogatory

• is it normal for your friend to growl

• are plants good listeners

• what are phoenixes

• why does my teenager never listen

• local diners help wanted

• is it possible to send two adults to military school

• how do I delete my last search

Sephiroth’s Search History:

• is it normal to growl

• Why are my pupils slitted

• is silver hair natural

• chemical composition of a single strand of spaghetti

• cute panda videos

• are sprinkles edible

• is it normal to hear voices in my sleep

• is silver a better color than red

• how to tell someone to shut up in a language they do not speak

• are trees sentient

• cute seal videos

• is my father my father

• is it incorrect to be shirtless

• why is it incorrect to be shirtless

• is it normal to be able to lift a jeep

• can the human body handle the consumption of a mole of spaghetti noodles

• current day slang

• loveless SparkNotes

• how to tell my friends that I love them

Zack’s Search History:

• What do anteaters eat

• What is a city people live in called

• Sodium chloride

• What is the square root of one

• who invented walking

• Loveless SparkNotes

• Does General Sephiroth like hugs?

• world squat record

• Are sombreros allowed in the military

• How many marshmallows can fit inside of a whale

• I GOT MY FRIEND’S SWORD DIRTY DO I TAKE IT TO THE DRY CLEANERS

• where does the word laptop come from

• how much water is too much

• how to make my mentor proud

• Do rattlesnakes actually have beans in their tails

• how many pounds of pepperoni is unhealthy

• How much of Dr Dolittle is true

• How to tell someone they are loved and wanted

• sophisticated words of today

• why are they called graham crackers

• toaster alarm clocks

~~~

Lazard closes the computer, letting his head fall into his hands.

[magnetothemagnificent]

Also that person who said "goy-head is a derogatory form of goy" is right but like.... Because of Derogatory Pepperoni.

Literally like....also fucking let marginalized people have names for those not like them. I have no issue with Latino person calling me a "gringo" and I have no issue with a Romani person calling me "gadjo", because like ..... that's what I am. Even if they said it a lil mockingly, they're right, I'm not part of their culture and may come off as stupid in relation to that. Like....saying "goyische kop" is the equivalent of saying "white people things".

[gemstone-gynoid]

maybe I’m just American but how is Frodo supposed to be an insult. Literally the hero.

Anything can be derogatory if people who hate you say it in a mocking way.

[findingoblivion]

that tag was rude as fuck. i hope you don’t actually talk to trans dudes like that

i'm sorry you feel that way, unfortunately i find it quite funny (probably cause i'm high as balls) that your tits look vaguely like pepperoni's in that photo. obviously they aren't and it's just because the blur is bad with the angle but it wasn't intended as a negative or a derogatory message at all, and i'm sorry it came across that way

from looking at your blog it appears you don't like it when people are horny about you (which if that is the case you might want to put that somewhere) but i genuinely think you look very attractive in that photo regardless and your tits are still hot

and no i don't mean that in "you look like a girl" way, men can and do have hot ass tits to me

this is a horny blog (extremely so) so i'm sorry that reached me and i reacted like that when i didn't know you, but i can promise that's how i would have reacted to anyone. i'm very autistic and it's hard for me to see the nuance in things and think clearly about stuff, especially when i'm high, and i have a very hard time navigating social boundaries and as a dom it's one of my biggest challenges

i meant it more as a joke and vaguely horny compliment more than anything, but i'm sorry that made you uncomfortable and i'll try not to interact with you in that way in the future

[beesonhoneytoast]

Modern!Demon Slayer and what music they listen to

ib: @sxbrinakanroji ty for the idea boo 🫶🏻

remember these are MY personal headcanons for the characters! agree with them or not, they’re still my ideas.

Tanjiro Kamado

it’s only appropriate we start out with the main boy, the best boy, Tanjiro

tbh his is a toughie

i feel like he’d listen to anything and everything, no matter the genre

except country cos dear god

he’d just find a good song/artist he likes no matter the genre and he’s like

“yep, you’re one of my favourites now��

(he’s just like me fr)

tbh he’d be the friend that’d let his friends go ham on the aux

until inosuke starts playing some cursed shit on blast and ends up upsetting the neighbours

Zenitsu Agatsuma

im just gonna be honest this man probably only listens to girl bands like blackpink, and knows some ogs like spice girls and destiny’s child-

he’s a simp

but fr

like can you imagine him jamming out to survivor??

“zenitsu, what are you doing-“ “AHHHHH!!!! YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!!”

throws a shoe at tanjiro for good measure

like

let the mans listen to his destiny’s child in peace smh /lh

Inosuke Hashibira

mans listens to heavy metal bands, i don’t make the rules ok-

does the opening to Twist by Korn at 3AM simply to scare the shit out of everyone

*scatting Twisted* “inosuke it’s the middle of the night pLEASE—“

feral boy? feral music taste

PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLIVES CHIVES-

the thing i said about inosuke playing random shit on blast when he’s had the aux passed? He really just does it to mess with people, just out of spite

mans loves watching people be utterly confused as to why CPR by CupcakKe is playing and inosuke is like 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Nezuko Kamado

lofi.

no elaboration will be made.

Nezuko listens to lofi (and Blackpink maybe)

mostly lofi tho-

there’s also a tiny part of me screaming that Nezuko is also a Marina and Mitski fan too

Kanao Tsuyuri

for kanao I feel like she would use her coin to decide what she listened to

until tanjiro told her it’s okay to have her own music preferences

after that I think she’s an avid Hatsune Miku or general Vocaloid fan

idk

Tengen Uzui

the idea that basically inspired the rest of the post to really even happen, was from @sxbrinakanroji (their @ was also at the top)

they had the hc that modern!Tengen is a Swiftie and I can’t help but agree with them

BUT

I feel like Makio, Hinatsuru, and Suma were responsible for getting him into Taylor

I feel like pre-married Tengen was a metalhead and also a hip-hop lover

blasted Slim Shady on the aux

then he met the three and now he’s obsessed with Taylor

may or may not had gone to a Taylor concert with the girls

Kyojuro Rengoku

my lil pookie bear

I miss him sm ☹️

curse you Ufotable for getting me to like this loudmouth flamy boy only to make him a freshly glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut all in the same movie

anyways ☺️

he’s an Imagine Dragons and Fall Out Boy fan bc the Rengoku playlists on YT made me do it

Muichiro Tokito

now keep in mind I haven’t seen Swordsmith Village still so I basically have no idea what this goofy lil guy is actually like

but from what I heard from my brother and some friends, he’s no thoughts head empty all the time

so

white noise

tv static

whatever it is

that’s what he listens to

that’s it

Mitsuri Kanroji

pretty girl 🫶

can’t wait to see her 🥹

she’s the love hashira

so

ofc love songs are what she listens to

but off the love songs made by women bc

she’s sapphic

and that’s on canon /j

Shinobu Kocho

she’s a runner she’s a track star-

idk who said that uh

anyways

she’s a Mitski fan

WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME IM RIGHT-

Sanemi Shinazugawa

metalhead

that’s all

both derogatory and affectionately, he is a metalhead ☺️

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this was all my tiny brain could fart out, if y’all have any ideas or suggestions please leave them in the comments :)

-ryan 🎐

[scholarhect]

post that ends with “always reblog derogatory pepperoni” and starts with “jonny sims bummed a [CAN I SAY IT IF IM AMERICAN?] off my ma” is so insane. i wonder if mr waistcoat.tumblr.com has seen it

[bananonbinary]

im really losing my mind at this because theres actually something very poetic about someone talking about aave -something that is often mangled and appropriated by white people- by appropriating and mangling *slurs from britian, the whitest country on the planet* and claiming them as its own.

is ponce also aave? how about fairy? poof? is the aave in the room with us now?

youre never gonna believe what i just found

[amingethia]

Heard it here first, dont trust bald people

”Pepperoni(derogatory)

[thesnailtail]

;; the derogatory pepperoni comic is the ideal mmj dynamic to me.

;; in the sense that:

;; "clover" as a way to share their love for each other (something like, "oh clover! hi!") but also "clover" as a way to (jokingly) insult each other. ("you clover!")

[triflesandparsnips]

your present cover photo looks like child lucius making the derogatory pepperoni face.

............so it turns out I had asks that I hadn't answered from........ a while ago........ so. uh.

@saint-batrick: CORRECT.

[thedeadpoolunofficial]

The more you look at me the more you realize I look kinda like a pizza with a lot of pepperoni.

[edited by original artist, by request I will not tag them! <3] [also despite Wade's derogatory humor to his face pls keep insults to a bare minimum for my comfort]

[boy-in-the-stars]

hello little queers (derogatory) in my phone

i wanted to let you all know i’m eating pepperoni

have a nice day