#peppermintkelly

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Ko-fi thank-you sentences for Peppermintkelly behind the cut; Kon meets pink kryptonite and decides to fuck Tim and his boyfriend about it. (( chrono || non-chrono ))

Kon feels all sleepy and heavy and good, and there’s a sheet draped over his back and his head is on . . . someone. He’s on someone. Laying on someone, he means. He’s not sure who, because he’s sleepy and heavy and doesn’t even want to move enough to open his eyes or focus his TTK, but . . . someone, yeah. Mm. 

It’s fine. He can hear Tim’s heartbeat, and it’s steady and calm, and not in the forced way it gets sometimes when things are actually not fine. So–fine, yeah. 

He feels really good. 

“Kon,” Tim says, and Kon feels a hand in his hair. “How’re you feeling?” 

“Green,” Kon mumbles back, although he doesn’t know why he says that instead of just “fine”. Just–that’s what he says. Tim huffs out a low little snort, and the someone Kon’s on top of laughs too. 

“I wish we could match that energy, man,” the someone says in amusement, and then Kon remembers– 

Oh. Huh. 

He focuses his TTK after all and blinks his eyes open, and finds his head laying on Bernard’s chest–on Tim’s boyfriend’s chest–and most of the rest of him crushing the poor guy on top of that. 

“Shit,” he mutters, moving to push himself up. Bernard does not need two hundred and fifty pounds of half-Kryptonian dead weight fully on top of him. “Sorry.” 

“Please do not move right now,” Bernard says feelingly, looping his arms around his neck. Kon–pauses. “Unless this is a ‘red’ or ‘yellow’ sitch, obviously. Then sure. But if you’re concerned about crushing me or something, I’d actually like extra-crushed. Like, fine-ground crushing, please.” 

“Um,” Kon says, and then remembers–“Is this like the weighted blanket thing?” 

“This is very much like the weighted blanket thing,” Bernard confirms, and Kon settles back down–carefully, a little, but . . . 

Bernard makes a pleased little noise and drops a kiss against his temple. Kon feels–weird, kind of. 

Feels warm, kind of. 

“Fuck yeah,” Bernard says, sounding even more pleased. “No offense, Tim’s just not usually much of a cuddler, so I’ve been being greedy while you were checked out. Also, you’re really warm, anyone ever tell you that?” 

“. . . did I actually pass out?” Kon asks, a little incredulous at the idea. Not that Tim and Bernard didn’t fuck him good, just, well–they’re only human, and he is very much not only human. Like, at least fifty percent not, anyway. 

“Not exactly,” Tim says, petting his hair again. “You dropped pretty far, though.” 

“‘Dropped’?” Kon frowns a little. Tim’s hand pauses in his hair. 

“Yes,” he says, his tone a little careful. “Have you heard that word before?” 

“I mean, yeah, but I feel like there’s maybe some slang or some subtext I’m missing here,” Kon says, frowning a little more as he resists the urge to push into Tim’s hand. Probably not the time, unfortunately. Probably this is talking time, from the way Tim sounds. 

“You had a safe word,” Tim says, just barely frowning himself. “I assumed–mm. Sorry.” 

“For what?” Kon asks, incredulous again, because that was possibly the best he’s gotten laid since the last time he and Cassie fell back into bed together and regretted it in the morning, and currently no one is regretting it, so actually it’s got one up on that time too. 

At least, he doesn’t think anyone’s regretting it. 

He hopes no one’s regretting it. 

He–keeps thinking about how much fucking Tim reminds him of fucking Cassie, doesn’t he. He’s not sure why he’s so stuck on that.

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peppermintkelly replied to your post: I think I just spent the last hour and...

Omg I feel so loved! I also just saw what you reblogged and wanted to repost everything again. Hope you made it to where you were going!

I'm just leaving now but it's raining so I won't be out for long. I had more fun reblogging all your stuff. 

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feedmeimstarving replied to your post: should i study abroad in Engl...

So we are thinking on weather… which one is the coldest? Think food because that should be an obvious factor. Or something like if you go to Sweden then you have a better chance of learning the language which is what you wanted.

sounds like a vote for sweden! ;D cold, good food, and a new language to learn. *u*

vajbff replied to your post: should i study abroad in Engl...

Well, Sweden has better food, but you’d have more access to beer is Scotland. Then again, you’d be able to understand everyone better in London. Either way, you’re gonna need a good coat cause its flippin freezing in all those places half the year.

food is way more important than beer in my books ;) but ur right studying in england would be way easier accent-wise...

bambigrace replied to your post: should i study abroad in Engl...

If you study in either Scotland or England you can always quite easily visit the other.

good point. it'd be a bit harder to pop in for a visit if i studied in sweden.

peppermintkelly replied to your post: should i study abroad in Engl...

I’m currently studying in London now and it’s been amazing! Scotland is a lot colder but beautiful. I have never been to Sweden but I’m sure it would be awesome

omg i know isnt scotland gorgeous??? :D when i was there everything was all green and rainy and i loved it.

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Other than that I'm just a weird fangirl who compensates for the fact that most of the time she's pretending to be a responsible adult by being obsessive and and flaily on here.

In other news, I'm a 30-year old Libran who should probably know better by now but there's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

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obligatory sugar baby Kon [ assorted; 7.5k/39k ]

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alpha Jazz, a dark alley, and a very pretty omega [ S; 500/500 ]

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Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good! [ inkwell; 500/500 ]

a fake cryptid and a real romantic [ derpsheep; 500/500 ]

Jackson Kyle comes to Gotham [ Jan; 500/500 ]

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Smallville does not approve of Clark Kent's parenting style [ yesdangerpls; 500/500 ]

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think pink [ rockdove studios; 24/24 ]

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Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good! [ Octopus; 100/100 ]

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Damian gets a Pocket [ inkwell; 40/40 ]

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a fake cryptid and a real romantic [ derpsheep; 30/30 ]

Kara gets to Earth on time and the Kents get a two-for-one special on free kids [ quietellen; 60/60 ]

alpha Jazz, a dark alley, and a very pretty omega [ anon; 0/50 ]

Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good! [ Mango Bat; 42/42 ]

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Jason gets knocked up and accidentally goes home about it [ ducksandswans; 12/12 ]

JayKon soulmates, TimKon datemates, and the wrong Superboy [ likemymask; 7/100 ]

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a fake cryptid and a real romantic [ derpsheep; 42/42 ]

a fake cryptid and a real romantic [ derpsheep; 42/42 ]

Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good! [ 🦄; 60 ]

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[chaosbria]

Hi!!!! Have fun in London!! (I'm also seeing the Avengers again so you should be proud!)

Thank you, will do!  And enjoy the Avengers again :D

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Really Bria? Get down to business and defeat the Huns

STOP JUDGING ME FROM THE COUCH KELLY.  PAPERS ARE REALLY DIFFICULT.  AND THIS ONE SUCKS.  YOU SHOULD BE NICE AND MAKE ME TEA OR SOMETHING IDK.

Also, I defeated the Huns like.... twenty minutes ago.  DUH.

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4, 22, 42, and 64

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?Nope!

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?IN YOUR BACK YARD.  Pffft.  If I was going to bury treasure, I wouldn't tell anyone.  DUH.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?Legos.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Eh.  I guess Target?

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peppermintkelly replied to your post: Who is your favorite roommate?

it’s clearly me!

Clearly the only way to determine this is a duel.

Ruth?  Kelly?  Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour.

[chaosbria]

Well emma frost and tony star? (was that the correct one?) Now I'm afraid to ask.

^^^My adorable roommate, ladies and gentlemen^^^

You're missing a k but we'll let that slide since you blamed it on me reblogging that Sailor Moon/Iron Man thing too much.  But yes.  My OTP.

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peppermintkelly answered your question: Holy shit.

Aren’t you glad you have that information?

yes, I'm terribly glad that I told you, darling.

acutepencil answered your question: Holy shit.

OMGOMGOMGOMGO *HYPERVENTILLATES* WHAT IS THIS. OH DEAR GOD I NEED HER IN MY LIFE. BUT WAIT. Mei is her mom? yuck. (I’m sorry…my mei feels)

I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT MY DARLING APATHETIC MAI.  SHE SI MY BABY.

[chaosbria]

it's clearly sailor mars of course ... since you would would kill me if I said sailor moon. MAAHHH!

My roommate is a troll.  A massive troll who I shall proceed to glare at. :|