#pepperlonely

[crystalline--chaos]

pizza with only one of the topping i asked for call that pepperlonely pizza

[lilrivergrl]

Love these little Pepperlonely cat charms! #pepperlonely #jewlerymaking #catcharms https://www.instagram.com/p/BsKftoVhFSF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=123orkg4exm3k

[angie-the-anxious-bean]

The most beautiful thing to happen to me in overwatch ever - if anyone out there knows Pepperloneli, please tell them I almost cried they made my day

[ralphspina]

I love the prompt game and can't wait to read what you write. 😊 If you feel like it, I'd love to see Speirton + 3 (dad jokes). 😄

Thank you for the ask Anna! ❤ I hope you enjoy this silly little story of Ron being left alone with Carwood`s nieces, featuring some very cheesy jokes.

Cereal with a Side of Jokes

The quiet chirping ring of Carwood`s phone breaks the 6 a.m. quiet of their Monday morning. Ron knows what the call will be before Carwood even picks it up and lets out an unmistakably discontented huff as the warm body next to him shifts away to take the call. He can only hear Carwood`s side of the conversation but it's enough to have his worst fears confirmed. Carwood has to go in to work. 

“You're supposed to have the day off.” The accusation comes out more pouty sounding than Ron intends but in all fairness he didn't intend to be stuck with Carwood`s nieces by himself either. God, the nieces. Ron drapes an arm across his eyes as he contemplates how the day will play out. He was new to the whole babysitting thing and it would be the two girls’ first time staying at Ron and Carwood`s house. And it was just the first full day of a week, an entire week, while their parents were away on a cruise. It had been bad enough last night when they were dropped off and it felt like it took a thousand hours to get them to sleep. Carwood had done most of the work then but now Ron would be left to his own devices.

“I know, but there's a problem with the new software and the entire system is down.” Carwood pauses his rushing around  just long enough to press a kiss to Ron`s cheek. “I'll be back before you know it.”

Ron moves his arm to level a complaintive look at Carwood, “But the kids…”

A small, amused smile appears on Carwood`s face, “You`re a big, tough detective. I'm sure you can handle a couple of kids.”

And before he knew it, Carwood had said his goodbyes, grabbed his things, and left. And Ron was alone. With two barely hip high brats. And an idea.

~

“You know, this is why I think you`re a serial killer. Or at least part of why. Who calls people these days? Serial killers, that's who. Normal people just text.”

“I need you to tell me some jokes.”

“What is this? 1-800-DIAL-A-CLOWN? I'm a bit busy you know. Can you just use Google?” There`s a shuffling sound on George`s end followed by a large crash and some rather creative swearing.

“I did use Google. Searched cheap clowns. Your name came up - George Luz, first result.”

“Ha! Cute, sounds like you already have jokes.”

“I need children's jokes.”

“Children's jokes?”

“Yes, for the small ones I'm watching.”

“How does everything you say sound creepy?”

“George…” Ron injects a warning tone into his words in hopes of speeding this up, the rugrats could be awake and tearing up the place at any moment. Time is of the essence.

“Alright, alright. I`ve got a few. You got a pen and paper?”

~

It's only a half hour after he hangs up with George that the kids come stumbling down the stairs, half awake but somehow still full of noise and energy. It takes more directing and corralling than expected to get them to actually sit still at the table for breakfast but he manages to get them settled eventually. And then they begin staring at them. Ron stares back and a pseudo staring contest begins before the oldest girl, Riley, breaks the tension.

“Why're you so mad all the time?” The question barely makes it`s way out around a mouthful of cereal.

“I'm not mad.”

“Your face looks mad.”

Before he can respond to the observation the younger of the two, Olivia, pipes up with “Where`s Uncle Carwood?”

“He had to go to work. He'll be back soon, hopefully.”

“Is that why you're mad?” Riley was apparently stuck on this mad thing.

“No, I`m not-”

“Oooo, you lovveeee him!” Olivia`s teasing sets both of them off into a sing song mix of giggles and choruses of “you lovvveeee himmm!”

Ron clears his throat and attempts to distract them from their mildly annoying repetitions.

“Do you want to hear a joke?”

“Okay!” The girls respond in unison and turn their attention to him eagerly.

“Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?”

The girls wait in silence for the answer.

“Because they`d crack each other up.” The punchline earns him some giggles and Ron damn near feels like he's taken a step towards some sort of victory.

“What does a raincloud wear under her dress? Thunderwear.”

Another burst of laughter, followed by demands for another joke so Ron keeps them coming.

“What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.”

“What's the world's saddest pizza? Pepperlonely.”

“How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? A cow-culater.”

Squeals of delight and high-pitched laughs fill the air and Ron feels like he's won something important - what that important something is, he's not sure but damn it, he's won. 

And when Carwood comes home nearly an hour later and finds the three of them gathered at the table telling jokes, happy as can be? Well, it isn't what he expected but the way his heart soars at the sight, he feels like he's just won something too.

[mydadjokes]

What's the worlds saddest pizza?

"Pepperlonely"

via reddit

[3x3racha]

Being best friends with Felix and Jisung would include:

A/N: Yes! Thanks for requesting! I apologize in advance for all the memes. 

~Admin Yeong ☾

Honestly, they’d be the best best friends to have

The type of friends that will barge into your house totally uninvited

Will eat all of your food too

Every time you guys hang out there will always be food

They’d be absolute sweethearts to your parents more so for the ‘haha your parents like us more than you’ type of thing

Both of them are competing to be your favorite

Like if you did something nice for Felix you had to do the same for Jisung so they could stop fighting over who you love more

If any of the other boys threw an even slightly, I’m talking like a 0.05%, flirty remark towards you, depending on their mood

they’ll either shoot it down automatically like full on protective mode activated

Or, more than often, use it as something to tease the member and you about it.

If you have a crush on one of the other members boiiii

Even if you don’t tell them, trust me, they’ll find out and force it out of you

They will start to tease you purposely in front of that member

They’re teasing would be so obvious about your crush that they might as well just say it

Will try to set you up like they’ll start leaving you alone with that member

Might end up pushing you two in a room and locking it until you confess

They think that they are the best wingmen for it too

Sweet affectionate beans constantly hugging on you and will give you soul-crushing hugs every time they see you or leave you

If you were ever sad or upset about something, these boys would comfort you and hug you.

Try to cheer you up with lame jokes

They’ll be sitting next to you, rubbing your back as you tell them what’s wrong 

Then hold your hand and try to cheer you up 

They’d give you the best pep talks too

Supportive and so proud to have you as their best friend

Will help you with anything and drop everything for you

get yourself a Felix and Jisung combo pack

Them being protective of you and you being protective of them

Jisung and Felix wouldn’t hurt a fly

but when it comes to you the boys will take down anyone

“Jisung, hold me back! Hold me back!” Felix about to attack Jeongin who was teasing you for losing a game

You guys making up complicated, secret handshakes that no one can remember but you try anyway

Coming up with a super cringey squad name like ‘Meme-o-Trio’ highkey hurt to type

All of you giving each other weird contact names based on inside jokes

Dumb group chats at 4am usually started by one of them having a stupid question

J: Is pizza a pie? like just a cheese pie??

Y: Jisung go to bed

F: All I know is that you have a pizza my heart

Y: SERIOUSLY GO TO BED YOU TWO

F: Y/nnnnnn you’re just pepperlonely

J: Stop being so saucy

Then they blow up your phone with puns and memes to the point you might have to turn your phone off if you want to sleep

For some reason, I feel like there would be a lot of Spongebob memes and references 

Like one of you start humming the F.U.N song and then next thing you know you guys are yelling the lyrics and it becomes one of your friendship anthems

You guys would have a lot of special songs that you scream the lyrics to

Like you have a song that is honestly such a meme that you guys yell to annoy the others and to laugh about

Then you have that song that you guys scream and dance to bc it’s such a bop

Then you have that special song, where if you guys aren’t feeling too great, you play really loud and scream the lyrics to make you guys feel better about everything

Having movie night once a week

Jisung convincing you guys to watch horror movies one night

Felix being absolutely terrified and freaking out the entire time

You guys all being subjected to jump scares and spilling popcorn everywhere practically sitting on top of each other

Tbh they would be your Shaggy and Scooby

Helping them pull pranks

Chan loving and hating you, you could get them under control when he couldn’t but their pranks are only full proof when you helped

Tbh they’d make you be the 10th member of Stray Kids

Try to teach you the choreo but no one is really focusing and you guys just end up being a clumsy, giggling mess collapsing on the floor dying of laughter bc of how horrible it was

Them trying to teach you to rap

Creating diss tracks on each other and maybe other members

Quoting vines 24/7

*Hyunjin’s talking on the phone and walks by you guys*

*Felix turns to you* “Oh my god, they were roommates.”

*Felix and Changbin flirting with each other from across the room as they do*

Jisung quietly saying, “Two bros, flirting five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay”

You guys teaming up for a vine reference

*Chan holding a pen or something*

Felix: “Chris! Is that a weed?!”

Chan: “No, it’s a pen.”

Jisung: “I’m calling the police!”

Then you dial 911 on the microwave

Chan being 100% done with you guys

You know that Around The World dance vine?

You guys would recreate that but to a Stray Kids or 3RACHA song

waIT THEY NEED TO DO THIS

Overall Jisung and Felix would be amazing best friends and it would always be a good time

Supporting each other

Caring for each other

Full of laughter and hilarious moments

Send your requests here!

~Admin Yeong ☾

[tia-hauser-bubblegum]

I really want A phone case with barbie background and a rhinestone mickey popsocket ring attached to it 💅🏻✨

STICKER: https://www.amazon.com/Crystal-Rhinestones-Decoration-Self-Adhesive-Stickers/dp/B08DCRPLPG/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=rhinestone+sticker+ab&qid=1627847546&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyQlZDMTFQTEpHVlU5JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwODcxODYwMjJQTTNYUkNCQjhZQSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNDY1MTEzMjZTVFFHT0VJVVFJMiZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3Bob25lX3NlYXJjaF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl

MOUSE: https://www.amazon.com/TISHAA-Dazzling-Chargeable-Wireless-Rhinestone/dp/B08QCNFKJS/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?dchild=1&keywords=rhinestone+usb+mouse&qid=1627848080&sprefix=rhinestone+usb+mou&sr=8-13

PHONE CASE: https://www.amazon.com/LeYi-Tempered-Protector-Kickstand-Protective/dp/B07WWXKM17/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?dchild=1&keywords=samsung%2Ba20%2Bphone%2Bcase&qid=1622340840&sprefix=samsung%2Ba2&sr=8-16&th=1&psc=1

IRIDESCENT WHITE GEM: https://www.amazon.com/PEPPERLONELY-Faceted-Acrylic-Crystals-Rhinstones/dp/B01M3UJAB2/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=pepperlonely+ab+rhinestones&qid=1621291603&sprefix=pepperlonly+ab+rhines&sr=8-3

LIGHT: https://www.amazon.com/Auxiwa-Selfie-Rechargeable-Battery-Camera/dp/B01MCZ2WY8

GLUE: https://www.amazon.com/Gorilla-Super-Glue-Gram-Clear/dp/B00OAAUAX8/ref=sxin_17_alexaasm_1_B00OAAUAX8?cv_ct_cx=gorilla+glue&dchild=1&keywords=gorilla+glue&pd_rd_i=B00OAAUAX8&pd_rd_r=fdbbacb2-d1ec-47a8-a483-11d58a649e49&pd_rd_w=FAiCU&pd_rd_wg=xOnmt&pf_rd_p=3eacc568-1a08-49da-bb20-575a3a506c7d&pf_rd_r=TC29BR8Q29QHBPGB3NBX&qid=1626553983&sr=1-2-5b3de6cd-2263-42df-99ce-5507743f5512

CUSTOM PHONE: https://www.amazon.com/MOBIFLARE-Personalize-Unbreakable-Flexible-Protection/dp/B07W6S8GD3/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?crid=1D22R3Q270BMR&keywords=custom+samsung+a20+phone+case&qid=1647652776&sprefix=custom+samsung+a20+%2Caps%2C815&sr=8-11

MICKEY MOUSE POPSOCKET: https://www.amazon.com/Phone-Holder-iPhone-Samsung-Huawei/dp/B077CNCQ5P/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=PFCCFPGORU6V&keywords=disney%2Bring%2Bpopsocket&qid=1647653252&sprefix=disney%2Bring%2Bpop%2Bsocket%2Caps%2C117&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

[whatabargain]

PEPPERLONELY Brand, Platinum Tone 25mm 2/4 Inch Beading Hoop, for Earrings or Beaded Wine Glass Charms 21 Gauge http://dlvr.it/RqHd41

[lovesharkstalk]

PEPPERLONELY 20 PC Mako Shark Teeth for Making Shark Teeth Necklace, Beach Crafts Coastal Décor, 3/4 Inch http://dlvr.it/RSQzWN

[sixones1]

PEPPERLONELY Brand, 30pc Assorted Size Antiqued Bronze Charms, Bails, Jumprings, Cameo Bezel Sett...

PEPPERLONELY Brand, 30pc Assorted Size Antiqued Bronze Charms, Bails, Jumprings, Cameo Bezel Sett…

[usfourmustardseedfaith-blog]

PEPPERLONELY Brand 24 Rolls Mixed 24 Colors Flat Sequin Trim, 6mm1/4 Inch

[youngerin90sec]

8 x Necklace Style Eyeglass Holder Fashion Cords [Health and Beauty]

8 x Necklace Style Eyeglass Holder Fashion Cords [Health and Beauty]

[tia-hauser-bubblegum]

So pretty iridescent royal blue dress

[whatabargain]

PEPPERLONELY Brand, Platinum Tone 25mm 2/4 Inch Beading Hoop, for Earrings or Beaded Wine Glass Charms 21 Gauge http://dlvr.it/Rq8Nfb