#pepaw Lilia

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Smol baby. Sleepy boy. Little man.

BONUS-

DAD?!

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girly pop era!! (sad over not getting club Lilia)

[obeymeluv]

Being Clever with the Fae (Malleus x Reader, Lilia x Reader, Sebek x Reader)

Pre-established relationship implied. You tell the Diasomnia boys that your world planned for ways to outsmart faes. You pull your trick but you're not sure who won.

Warning: Pepaw Bat's gets a little spicy so be careful.

I'm taking liberties with Sebek's part because he's a neutral for me and I don't know that much about him.

You and Malleus had talked about fae folklore more than once. He was delighted to know fae had something of a presence in your world but was wildly horrified at the misinformation. Out of everything you told him, only a handful were correct:

Don't give your name unless you trust that fae because names have power

Iron will hurt some fae but not all. Iron is more harmful to nocturnal fae than day fae.

Being rude to fae may be the end of you altogether

Partaking in fae food means you open yourself up for a wager

Yes, fae like to play tricks. Expect them and be wary.

Stepping into a fairy circle will summon the fairy who made it.

Just about everything else was wrong. That's why he and Lilia were teaching you what not to do if you came upon the various fae in Twisted Wonderland. Thus far you'd only managed to memorize what herbs kept smaller creatures at bay and how to curry the favor of the various faeries that helped out at NRC. Your current assignment from Lilia was filling out a map of different fae territories and classifying them as 'safe' for humans or 'unsafe'. Each territory had a tree they would love to craft from or loathed to be near and you were expected to know that, too.

Strange stuff but apparently it was important.

They liked to break up the bigger chunks of information with smaller, digestible things like etiquette so it felt more manageable. Malleus was currently instructing you on how to part from a fae in a formal setting as to not incur their wrath.

"Again, Child of Man," he's bowed down until eye level with you, one hand holding yours.

"Light shake, eye contact, nod, slide foot back, squeeze the hand, turn." he's parroting your motions until you turn away. He, instead, draws himself to his full height and observes as you pretend to walk away.

"Excellent," he nods. "But ensure you don't slouch while leaving. It will make some feel as if you don't hold them in high regard."

"That's so--" you roll your eyes. He simply lifts his brow as if to question your mild frustration. You puff your cheeks out and he laughs.

"We can be a bit particular." he agrees.

"To a fault." you smirk.

"Oh?" he's intrigued, eyes twinkling.

"Yeah," you smile. "In my world the fae were known for being literal with their word so you always had to keep something clever in reserve."

"Do tell," Malleus' grin goes from practiced and polite to genuine. A hint of fang shows.

"It's kind of specific though. Depends on that old joke about fae wanting to come for the first born."

"That's not really a joke," Malleus crossed his arms. You can't tell if he's offended or not. "We like the younglings. We're always looking to bring more around to the fae ways. In fact, fae make fantastic guardians because--"

He had a lot to say and you felt the beginnings of a lecture creep up. In some way you felt like you were in trouble. To save yourself, you said, "Just pretend. Then I can show you what we do."

Malleus pretended to make a deal with you. It looked a bit intimidating and official with the magic pulsing in the rickety floorboards of Ramshackle. They were groaning. Shadows danced along his face as pieces of his signature thorned briar wove around your joined hands. "In exchange for the repairs around Ramshackle, you will give your firstborn to me."

You pull him in, his green eyes searching curiously for any hint of what's to come. "Sure! How soon do you want to start working on that? Or do you want to wait a little while?"

All at once the floorboards fell quite. The hum of magic died with a rattle that broke the briar into tiny pieces. A few fell at your feet, the others shooting off into various directions.

Oh. Did he not understand? You thought it was clever! Maybe he was too sheltered to--

His laugh is kind of a snort at first but then you hear it honest and lilting. The hand holding yours slides up your arm and snakes around your waist. You're lifted until your hands find purchase on his shoulders and your legs wrap around whatever they reach. Your heart goes from your chest to your throat when his gloved hands slide down to your thighs as he walks you to your sad couch.

"Now is fine," he's careful to hold his weight above you, silky hair spilling around you and tickling your cheeks. His eyes are bright and boyish, a deadly compliment to his kissable lips.

Well, that technically backfired but if this were a real situation you'd make out just fine because he'd chosen to make out with you instead of curse you.

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Lilia wanted to focus on physical protection as much as written knowledge when it came to handling fae. You still couldn't wrap your head around the idea of him being a general but he had old photos, a weird mask, and a massive magearm to prove it. You'd picked up quite a few self-defense moves and practiced them regularly. He wanted them to be second nature to you. So here you are, in a designated training room within Diasomnia.

"You just want to cuddle me," you teased, in the familiar position of him being behind you with an arm around your neck. One elbow was planted in your shoulder, the other clasping it at the forearm to make a little prison for you. He gave a reprimanding squeeze, ever mindful of the pressure since you were fully human. Lilia gave a huffy laugh, trying to relax his smile into something more stern as he wove his fingers into your hair. You flinched at the tug and slapped his arm lightly.

"Focus," he couldn't deny himself the simple pleasure of whispering into your ear. If you asked him, it was to throw you off balance and distract you. "What could you do now?"

You thought about just leaning back into him, pressing against him, but you knew that wasn't what he meant. Capitalizing on this moment of closeness, the stillness, to huck him over your shoulder and into the floor crossed your mind but then you'd have to give him a back rub later.

Not that you minded that, either.

"We could make a deal," you leaned back to whisper in his ear even though it hurt your neck a little. You could tell by the way his bangs fluttered that he'd jerked in surprise. Was that a little pink on his cheeks? Before you could nip his pointed ear, Lilia leaned you forward and took his elbow off your shoulder, opting to hold you in a bearhug instead.

"Acceptable in this situation," he managed, clearing his throat when his voice cracked a little. "Although this exercise is supposed to be combat related."

"So make the terms. I can't negotiate a deal that doesn't exist." you try to break his hold, shimmying your shoulders and sliding your feet to see if you could slip away. He lifts you off the ground with an ease that doesn't seem possible with his short, lithe body. You hang there against him as he thinks.

"Your life for that of your firstborn."

A bit dark, wasn't it? Kind of rude, really, you thought. But, your train of thought continued to ramble, he did find Silver somewhere so it didn't seem too unusual that he'd want a kid. Either that, or he was messing with you because you told him that whisking away kids was something fae were known for in your world.

"You can't have a firstborn with your clothes on." you joke.

"That's not true because I found Silver with my--" Lilia drops you when he realizes what you've said. You weren't expecting him to drop you and didn't catch yourself, hissing as you land on your knees. Before you can start complaining or poke fun at him for being an old man he's locked the door. You're bowled over as he rushes over to you, pinning you on your back as he peppers kisses along your throat and collarbone.

He's several bites in and you’re halfway undressed when you think you hear a knock at the door. Lilia begrudgingly peels himself off of you, licking blood from the corner of his lips.

"Father? Are we not going to train today?"

"M'fraid not, my boy," Lilia turns his attention back to you, opening your legs to slip between them. "But you'll be getting a new sparring partner in about nine months."

His red eyes are glowing. They're absolutely beguiling.

"Do they come with therapy?” he hears Silver mumble as you look up at him through your lashes.

He pounces on you again. It was a brilliant, filthy tactic. He's not exactly mad about it. You've earned favor with one fae, at least, and he will protect you from the others.

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Sebek is a hard worker. He's a product of his environment; he has Baur's straightforwardness, Lilia's dedicated regimens, and his mother's impressive teeth and jaw strength. Lilia thought the best way for you to learn some of the self-defense tactics was to fight someone your size.

Sort of. Sebek seemed to be the better choice since Silver was too sleepy to be a constant threat. And, in Lilia's mind, you should have an easier time fighting a half-fae versus a full fae.

You never noticed how muscular Sebek was until you were under him. He's got corded arms and you can see the muscles of his shoulders flexing under the Diasomnia shirt he chose for the exercise.

You've never seen him in casual clothes! He actually looks very nice. Not as buff as Jack but sturdy in his own way; his chest is broader than you imagined. A solid man.

More than capable of being Malleus' body guard.

You groan as he knocks the air out of you a little. He's on top of you, pressed into your back. He's got one foot braced against the floor, leaning his weight into you. Your arms are pinned at your side courtesy of the one he's snaked underneath you.

When did he flip you over? Asshole, you scrunch your nose in frustration as your cheeks begin to burn. He's an asshole that means well and won't go easy on you, though. He makes sure you learn. You try to inch out from beneath him but he angles his shoulder down and grabs his own wrist, dragging you back to him.

"You're supposed to do something in this situation!" he grumps, "You know how to break this hold!"

You do, but he's heavy and it probably wouldn't work. And he's had a literal lifetime of training versus your handful of months. You've tangled your legs together and used his half-lean to put him on his back. Your kicking like a tipped-over bug and almost free when you remember that his fae half is crocodilian and you might have triggered his death roll tendency.

Out of the corner of your eye you see Sebek's pupils change, the dark of his eye slitting and boring into you. His throat strains like he's growling but you don't hear anything. It trembles against the back of your neck and you're reminded in that moment of just how much bigger he is than you.

How he folds around you and encompasses you.

He opens his mouth, teeth glinting and sharp. "You've bested me," you admit, swallowing thickly as his teeth hover near your shoulder. "Make your deal."

You somehow turn yourself around in his unrelenting squeeze.

Sebek huffs as if he's insulted and you swear you see his teeth dull. His pupils begin to fill out. He's usually loathe to acknowledge his human side, as he'd much rather be full fae, but it serves him in this instance. "I'm not a true fae. Such a thing wouldn't work on me!"

"You have to pretend! Lilia's teaching me how to deal with the fae! You just won't hurt me as much. Maybe." you dare to flash that teasing grin at him and Sebek nearly tears into his own lip because he doesn't know what to do with that wiggly feeling you give him.

Him? Hurt you? Not on purpose. It would go against the core values his grandfather AND Lilia taught him! Any fae caught abusing their spouse would be drawn and quartered, made a public display of. Any human man who chose to do so was no man at all!

Sebek's face feels almost painfully warm. He can feel the heat spreading from his cheeks to his ears. "In an act of benevolence inspired by the great Prince Malleus, I shall spare your delicate human self in exchange for a child. Is that the cliche rubbish you desire?"

Some of his once slicked-back hair has fallen down on his forehead, between his eyes, as if it's disappointed in you too.

"You think our child would be cliche rubbish? Cliche Rubbish Zigvolt? That does NOT sound good! I'm naming the firstborn, you're just helping make it."

"Wha--but I--that's not!" Sebek doesn't know what to say and he hasn't been trained for this. He's careful not to shove you away but untangles himself like a thrown ragdoll. He rolls over sharply, totally fine with hiding his face in the floor. His green hair is in disarray and his arms are limp, stretched out to either side of him.

You laugh, climbing onto his back and raking your nails down it gently. He makes the noise. You're not sure what it is but you've heard it before. It's deep and somehow soothing. He relaxes underneath you as you continue to scratch his back, throwing in a squeeze to his muscles every now and then.

It's not until you're in what would be the small of his back (if he wasn't build so solid and thick) that he raises his head, folds his arms up, and rests his chin on his hands. "You're safe." he can't bear to turn his head and look at you right now. If he did, you'd see how...how...weak and mushy he looked. Sebek snorts through his nose, arching his back in surprise as your hands slide all the way up until you flop on his back and your arms hang off his shoulders.

"Thank you, o' kind Zigvolt!" you hug his neck. "This delicate human appreciates it!"

"And I...appreciate...you." he mumbled slowly, the words a little foreign to him. More scary than foreign, honestly. That heartwarming shyness evaporated in an instant when he pinned you and began a stern lecture about how you should NOT offer to conceive a child with ANY OTHER FAE and what YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE INSTEAD.

You weren't surprised by this. Sebek lectured Silver all the time and Lilia said he was a very informed pupil. You, too, would be informed as it didn't seem like he was letting you go anytime soon.

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Do each of the Kwamis have a favorite holder out of all the twst cast in the Double Miraculous Isekai AU. PS will Marinette and Adrien actually get along with Mr and Mrs Shroud?

Hmmm that's a good one tbh.

At first, most likely the kwamis stood around and watched the NRC gang, trying to bet who would be more fit for what.

Pollen couldn't decide in between Riddle and Vil. Both had that queen energy, but they channel it so differently. In the end, the bee kwami remains with our one and only Roi du poison. U-U9

Waizz just wants someone sane. Please someone fucking sane. Alas, if only Trein wouldn't pop his back like crackers. They have to settle in with Trey. :'3

Trixx likes Ace. For the sole motive that these 2 would absolutely go on with pranks.

Noroo is very VERY skeptical. I mean, all of these mfs have motives to use any miraculous for evil or would most likely be potent of assigning disastrous akumas that would backstab and go on about their vendetta. But they rightfully settle in with Ortho. Ortho is nice and already he is absolutely capable of blasting someone in the sun. So the only need he would have for the butterfly would probably to help his allies in very case specific ways(when violence doesn't work anymore) and nothing more.

Dussu is one cheerful bean. So many expected for them to gravitate towards other cheerful beans. But no. Dussu likes Idia and that will be the problem of the older Shroud. :'3

Xuppu was absolutely gravitating towards Floyd. You tell them that this UNIT of chaos won't be even more of a menace if he gets the power to mess with people's magical abilities???

Long wanted someone calm, that would embody a clear and calculated mind. They made the fatal mistake of getting attached to Azul. :'3

Daisy likes Kalim. Kalim likes Daisy. It's a win-win. U-Ub

Sass, surprisingly, likes Silver the most. Silver is smart to a degree, but he also has a great intuition. Which is perfect!

Fluff likes Cater. Cater would absolutely love to make selfies with prehistorical dinos. :v

Ziggy enjoys Lilia, mostly for out of the box he usually thinks. Old pepaw is just ready to create a gun for shooting enemies. :3

Bark would want someone who's loyal and a guard. Many expected Sebek to fit the bill, but Jack ended up being chosen as a favorite, cuz puppy to puppy telepathy or smth. -3-;

Mullo likes Deuce. Deuce doesn't know what he should make out of it, but Ace teases him 24/7 about it.

Roarr likes Epel the most. Epel wants to be manly and strong, so a pink tiger is a somewhat good fit. :3

Unfortunately for Kalki, they are back in America with Yuulia, so they didn't get a proper chance at meeting the NRC gang.

Stomp really likes Malleus, surprisingly. Cowboy hours for Malleus. :3

Orikko stood actually the most besides Noroo to choose someone. And you would think that they choosed someone calculated and smart like Lilia or Jamil. Heck nah. They choose Ruggie of all people. They vibe tho, so there's no harm in that. :'3

Tikki and Plag are very content with their current holders. So they don't partake that much in the bets.

As for the parents? Oh it's one hell of a ride. :'3

One may think Orpheus is the one who's worrying over every little thing. No... It's Idia. I mean, his brother's adoptive parents meeting the actual biological parents? This speaks for a disaster.

First up, the men get along by both being boyflops who love their wives and kids. Adrien was an anime kid and pretty much in the adulthood he still watches anime and Idia most likely got his anime love from his father, so they would absolutely vibe together. :'3

Meanwhile, surprisingly, the moms are the ones with some saltiness to them. It does get resolved in the end, but at first, everyone thought they would Duke it out then and there. Their favourite sport is talking about how 'embarrassing' their kids can get. From the gum and biting incident to how Idia managed to chew on a light bulb. Who gets the title of the most awkward kid is still up to debate. Although the kids themselves realise they stumbled upon a goldmine of blackmail.

Surprisingly Yuulia and Idia get along. It came as a surprise since both were SO different. But ya know... Yuulia is based and knows her thing, so it's gud U-Ub

[lowkeyclueless5137]

THE PINK! I'M ALL HERE FOR IT! :D

Dawg, Sebek be holding up to Barbie's name. He won't stand for any of the first years to not wear that hot pink. (watch Ace forget about it and try to save it by coming in red)

THE SEATS BEHIND EACH OTHER IS SENDING ME-

Imagine if Dia 3 came in like... Plain black clothes or something (Lilia might have some pink cuz pepaw understood the assignment) and then you see Sebek decked in pink from head to toe, all nice and fashionable along the other first years and the whole other people who came in pink. Just a SEA of pink. Not only do they gain attention from Sebek, but they also stand like a sore thumb and gain attention from everyone in the room. :'3

Pookie! I'm going to Barbie so...

Sebek going to Barbie with the first years, only to accidentally bump into Dia 3 who also were going to the same movie, in the same cinema. :v

This is super fucking late dawg HAHAHAHAHHA

Anyway.

Contrary to popular belief, it was SEBEK who bugged the freshmen into watching Barbie with him. Planned it ALLLLL OUT. Went shopping just to get them outfits because "IF YOU ENTER THE CINEMA SOILING BARBIE'S GOOD NAME BY NOT WEARING PINK, I WILL END YOU."

Dia 3 had actually invited Sebek to hang out with them, but werent able to specify further since Sebek immediately rejected them because he already had plans with the first years

I think its ufnny if their seats were literally. Right beside each other. OR BEHIND EACH OTHER.

Dia 3 enter the fucking cinema and take their seats then the FRESHMEN come in walking to the row in front of them. They see Sebek, hair down, DECKED OUT in pink, and awkwardly chewing on some gum while he stares back at them

[person8789]

Adventures through Twisted Wonderland-

The Phantom Bride: Love at First Fright

Part 3/15

Previous, Next

Spoilers!

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[insert intro here]

Lmao Leona ready to throw hands

You hear that? Riddle? Epel?

I’ll check back in later to make sure you guys heard that :)

And I was about to ask “if there’s a young Sam does that mean there’s an old Sam?”

Apparently yes, yes there is.

…hot… goss….?

Actually, never mind that isn’t what I wanted to bring up.

I find people’s reactions to Lilia talking about how old he is absolutely hilarious. They’re always confused and like “you say some strange things sometimes Lilia” but never further question why he says things like this it’s so funny.

Damn now that’s some next level shade. Wow. Ok.

Which Yuu should I be today lmao?

Fr though another thing I find funny is the fact that like half the time Yuu is a good person and like morally correct but then the other half of the time they are throwing mega amounts of shade. And I love the fact that this is when those two sides of Yuu decide to collide.

Leave it to Rook to be problematic about it lmao 🚩

You… don’t need to look so happy about that lmao

Oh dear god.

Ascending now, peace until the next part✌️

[rendy-a]

Poll Game 2

So! The results of the first poll are in! We will have a Red String of Fate story. I'll get writing the introduction soon but, because these polls take time to close, I'm putting up the second poll now.

Keep in mind as you vote that whomever ends up as your helper will NOT be able to be your soulmate later!

[writingseaslugs]

I don’t know if this counts as entertainment (and if this is weird you just go ahead and delete it) but I own a bright pink dildo that fucking,,,GLOWS in the dark!? I did NOT realize this fact at the time of buying it online and it was extremely funny to me upon opening it. My friends laughed at me because apparently that’s pretty common (oh well sorry I’m not a dildo expert like you guys aslghks)

THEN, just when I thought the novelty of it was starting to wear off, I read your crack Lilia smut,,, and now every time I see the stupid thing glow in low light I think of everyone’s favorite fae pepaw (as well as your fun and fabulous writing!) and my fruity little ass has a giggle about it…

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IM SORRY GLOWING ONES ARE COMMON?! WHERE?! IM HEADING TO SPENCERS! SCREW WORK THAT IS HILARIOUS AND I NEED A GLOWING DILDO TO HANG ON THE WALL AND CALL PEEPAW!

[obeymeluv]

Wanted to show support by sending an ask/request, but since i'm in the middle of an art piece i can't really think of much to request, so i thought I'd ask if you have any specific rules or preferences when someone makes a request for anyone else whom may be wondering, i'll also take this as a chance to ask who your favorite characters are in twisted wonderland since you have open that door- or coffin if you will

Thanks for the support! I go back to work tomorrow but I'll be off towards the end of the week so I'm hoping to catch up by then if there's anything remaining. Off the top of my head, I can't think of any real rules or preferences but I would say basic things for me like not being rude with a request and I don't do familial/pseudo-familial ship requests (so no Idia x Reader x Ortho or Silver x Reader x Lilia). Yandere is not necessarily off the table at this time. I just don't know if it's in my wheelhouse of words. I'm finding all my words again. My wheelhouse has long been abandoned. Biggest thing for me? I'll be taking liberties with the animalistic characteristics for characters like Malleus, Ruggie, Jack, and Leona. That's just something I want to poke at. As for my faves (in no particular order) 1) Azul ---> He tries so hard to be smarmy but it's like looking at a chubby-cheeked baby trying to be a menace and I CAN'T!! Plus, I like purple >.>. And the glasses are a bonus, too 2) Floyd --> in truth, a little too much energy but admire his spirit. He's a very interesting character to me (nuances and such). I also hate mushrooms. 3) Trey Clover ---> Feed me dough daddy. That is all. 4) Malleus --> Big, tall man with dark hair and TEETH? Yes. He gives me the vibes of: 'looks like he would kill you and will kill you' and 'but I just a baby 🥹' 5) Ruggie --> Baby tries so hard. He's such a good bean. I relate to his struggles so much. 6) Idia/Lilia --> Can't really separate them so they're tied. I was a big fan of Leviathan and Idia hits a lot of those points for me. I'd really like to see him get a few more characteristics but I think even with his introvert status they've given him decent growth. I, too, am an introvert but too poor to whale. For Lilia, it's just the mischievous pepaw thing for me. Love me some pepaw. 7) Rook --> I just think he's neat.

[obeymeluv]

Ahhhhh omg, I love your works. I’m so happy to see you writing for twst fandom too 💞💞🙏🙏

Your obey me works are some of my faves back when I was in the fandom. 💞💞🥰🥰

If you’re still taking requests, and are okay with it, may I request a Lilia fic?

Maybe random or courting moments with Lilia?

Random but the “no eggs before marriage” still makes me giggle like mad omg 🤣

Hey there friend! Glad to see you liked my OM stuff too! Kinda miss that game but the cardlock was REAL. I'm always taking requests :) Love me some Pepaw Bat. I have a random blurb for him and Malleus that came to me in the shower. Fixing to get that out. I do have a handful of domestic ideas I'd like to see for him but nothing concrete. If you have any specific ones, feel free to send them my way :) I liked the 'No eggs before marriage' too! It was kind of a throwaway line I didn't think anyone would catch/take serious but it made me laugh when I thought about it. How else do you manage a future dragon king? What do you warn him of? That's why I purposely gave Malleus a scene where he showed off the eggs to Lilia. "Behold! I have sired." ended me for at least an hour because I was laughing so much.