#penshachi x reader

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heyy ceb hope u doing good ♡ dont mind me indulging with the boys, i have been literally holding back from asking too soon after the last ask OTL could i get reader asking shachi and penguin for a kiss (therefore confessing by asking) as their bday gift, under the condition that the boys would want that ? jshdjd i thought it was cute maybeee thanks in advance sobs -B☆

a/n: hi bestie soz this took 2000 years but we finally got there ksdsjghkgdg 🙏🙏

confessing with a kiss (Penguin and Shachi)

masc reader word count: 0.4k

"You want, what exactly for your birthday?"

"Ugh, Pen, don't make me repeat myself-"

You wanted the earth to swallow you whole, or maybe for the captain to shambles you into the ocean for whatever reason. Anything would be better than whatever this was - clearly a punishment for your hubris to ask in the first place.

"Having a little gathering without me? Guys, the party's not until tomorrow!" Shachi pops his head into the room and you take the opportunity to gun for the door while you could.

"About that, Shacchan. __ was just telling me what he wanted as a gift." Penguin kept his expression neutral but you could hear the smug undertone from a mile away, "Yeah, what is it?"

Shachi largely blocked your exit but maybe you could still slip through.

"He wants,"

Bastard, dragging it out like this.

"A kiss, from both of us."

"Oh, is that all? Sure, bro."

That was it, you'd have to quit the crew and move to another ocean. Maybe a nice quiet island in the East Blue. Make friends with the locals and open up a nice flower shop to-- wait, what? In your catastrophizing you hadn't noticed Shachi leaning up to plant a quick one on your cheek but now that it'd slowly begun to register, it was like your brain steamed out of your ears.

"...Huh."

Penguin took great pleasure in the blank stare that painted your face, bursting into a fit of laughter as Shachi crossed his arms, one eyebrow raised in confusion.

"Am I missing something here? C'mon guys, is this some weird prank again."

"I don't think __ meant a kiss in a bro way, Shach," Pen admitted between giggles, "Wouldn't you shut down if your crush kissed you too?"

It was true, you were frozen in place and beet red to boot. When you tensed at Shachi's hand against your forearm, his response was delegated to a soft, "Oh,"

"So does that mean you like, like us? In like a you wanna date us kind of way?"

"That's- uh," you massaged the bridge of your nose, suddenly finding any surface in the boys' room to be far more interesting than either of their faces, particularly the floor, "I mean if, if... it's alright with you two, of course." You could barely think over the sound of your heart in your ears, much less the shuffle of boots as Penguin strode over,

"Hey, I'm sorry for teasing. But for what it's worth, you weren't the only one thinking about this."

Shachi bristled at the admission, Penguin pressed a tentative kiss to the back of your hand, "We can take this as slow as you want to, alright?"

Oh god, was this really happening?

"Yeah, let us know if you want to pick up the pace at any time.

That sounded real close, when was Shachi standing this near you?

"I, I think... I need to sit down for a bit."

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Hello! I love your page, your writing is lovely and your OCs are a lot of fun! (They may have inspired me to go full tilt w a one piece blog lol) thank you for being here!! 💕💕 If you’re still taking them, I would love to please request from the NSFW alphabet perhaps Shachi + Penguin for the letters D and I (dirty secret and intimacy) ! If not thank you anyway! 💕

a/n: hi venus!! you're darling and your kind words have been buzzing in my head for months, so sorry it's taken that long to get this to you though >< thank you sm!!!! i'm SO happy you like the silly writings i post here and my favorite silly guy that lives here for free (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

NSFW Alphabet - D, I (Penguin, Shachi)

gn reader, transmasc penguin, poly nsfw under the cut word count: 0.3k

Penguin

D = Dirty secret 

For a long time, Penguin thought that being queer should be treated as such - though he's always been open about liking men, his gender, his transness was a different story altogether

He'd do his damnest to pass and if anyone questioned it he'd get aggressive, he's confident enough in himself now not to hide but his actions back then are really what he's ashamed about these days

An actual dirty secret of his though is that he gets off to your or Shachi's shirt around a pillow when neither of you are around

I = Intimacy 

He's quiet about it, almost shy, and you or Shach have to convince him to let his voice out if you really want to hear anything - he does show his care, but only in breathless whispers against your ear or promised kisses down the length of your body

Though watching Shachi shower you in so much affection does make him want to get in on the action to, to make you howl and cry with overstimulation and get lost in his and Shachi's love

Shachi

D = Dirty secret 

Shachi may or may not like listening in on you and Penguin going at it, yes it's fun to be included or just watching on the sidelines, but it's the secretive, taboo aspect that really gets him going

Once caught, do tease him into oblivion, he deserves it

The three of you tried something over the Den Den Mushi once for some long-distance shenanigans while Shachi was away, but Law caught you all on the other line and neither one has recovered from the embarrassment since to try anything again

I = Intimacy 

He's a sap through and through, whether it's with you or Pen or both - it's all praise and nipping at your neck with sharp teeth, careful not to graze you unless asked for it, wholly and fully thankful that you're his and he's yours and you both belong to Pen and vice versa

If he ever cries don't bring up please he's self-conscious

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I'm in a "need cuddle pile or implode" mood so if I may request polyam Penguin/Shachi x nonbinary reader comfort cuddles? like who in this pile is the big/little/on top as weighted blanket spoon, how much skinship do they need, hammock swing pile or regular bunk pile?

those type of cuddle headcanons and anything else you can think of, just wanna be in between a cuddle sandwich 😖

haha of course, we love to see more penshach AND nb rep in this house <33 including the bep for me some space filler 💕

cuddle headcanons (PenShach, Bepo + a little Law)

NB reader, poly he/they Law, transmasc Penguin word count: 0.8k

PenShach

Pen is usually the big spoon, for both of you, but if he's feeling particularly giving, he'll let Shach be the big spoon for a while - it's a habit he's carried from childhood, letting Shachi 'guard' his back whenever Penguin's feeling vulnerable

Pen moods when he doesn't mind either you or Shachi being the big spoon, but in that case you two gotta rock-paper-scissors for it; generally Penguin likes when you and Shachi give him back hugs, it's just particularly when he's sleeping that he gets a little titchy about it

Shachi has no preference either way, but he does like being your little spoon while he faces Penguin so this orca gets the best of both worlds

Shach also has a habit of just jumping on the bed while you and Penguin are already laying there - you're all grateful that Law isn't the only doctor on deck, considering he's made it clear that the next time any one of you three came in with 'bed-leaping' related injuries they'd tell you to walk it off, and you aren't quite sure if captain's being serious about this or not

No more hammock piles either (or at least not poorly made ones) because the last time this happened someone walked away with a limp and the other two had bruises from the fall

Shachi rolls around a lot in his sleep, Penguin's used to this because he grew up with it but it might you take a while to acclimate to Shach's hectic sleeping patterns - typically it mellows out after one of you is the big spoon to him or he holds you in the middle while Penguin smooths out his hair

Shachi sleeps in only his boxers, Penguin needs to have at least a tank top on so there's minimal skin-to-skin contact with his top scars; sometimes, when he's feeling particularly vulnerable, he'll ask you to run your fingers over them, not quite asking his partners for the verbal affirmation and affection but you give it anyway, as does Shacchan

Penguin is 1000% a blanket hog - it's a blanket big enough for three people, he still manages to wrap himself up in it anyway - but it's mostly out of habit from growing up in a frigid climate

You and Shachi have to unroll him in the summer so he doesn't accidentally give himself heatstroke and both (used to) fight for the sheets in the winter; the three of you came to the conclusion that it'd just be easier to have one separate blanket for Penguin and one you and Shachi could share when the temperature dropped so no one would catch a cold from Pen's blanky hogging habits

Bepo

He's a big, fuzzy bear, of course he'd be absolute heaven to lay, rest, and sleep on

Bepo is VERY cuddly and sometimes gets a little carried away, quite literally carrying you away and swinging your feet off the ground even though you've only been gone for what could range from a day or an hour

He tends to be a little shy, though, especially in the beginning of your relationship, asking with small tugs to your sleeve with avoided eye contact - nowadays, all he has to do is nose his snout into the crook of your neck for you to know that Bepo wants cuddle time, but he's still a little bit (a lot a bit) bashful about being affectionate with you around people that aren't a part of the Heart crew - those Bep considers family, essentially

Bepo sleep talks, it's mostly nonsense a lot of the time, a lot of it is also "aye aye captains" with varying levels of comprehensibility depending on how groggy this sleep talking session is, but every now and again there will be stuff specifically about you

"Dom't tougch theymmr.... mym parbner.." and whatnot, mixed in with cute little snuffs and Bepo's feet kicking at the air until you smooth out his fur and give him snout and forehead kisses to calm him down - lord knows what he's actually dreaming about because when you ask him the next morning, he can never remember

Sometimes Law drags his feet into Bepo's room after a long, weary day and Bepo really can't say no to his childhood friend, so you'll have to share Bepo's fluffy warmth for a little bit, the few hours Law does manage to sleep - but frankly there's enough room for both of you on there and would you really oppose seeing your captain sleepy, affectionate (to Bepo) and not at all grumpy for once?

Don't push them on it, though, or Law can and will get up like a disgruntled cat that no longer wants to be touched after you've moved just an inch too much for their liking

Every now and again, usually if he's just woken up and still very sleepy, Bepo's instincts kick in and he tries to lick ("groom") you and you're hit with unfortunate morning bear breath - yes, you get cute rumbly polar bear purrs when he's not quite awake yet but at what cost?! Worth it tho

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fluff headcanons (PenShachi, Bepo)

gn reader, poly (PenShachi x reader) word count: 0.7k

Penguin and Shachi

They’re the definition of do not separate - that one meme of “this is my boyfriend _, and this is his boyfriend _”?

Yeah, that’ll be the three of you

Penguin and Shachi have long been a thing by the time you board the crew and potentially catch feelings (childhood friends to lovers softies)

They’re more open than most, though, so you’ve a better than average chance of success if you fall for one of them, just know that the other isn’t too far away and you might fall for them, too <3

Shachi absolutely loves seeing you and Penguin in casual wear, especially since all of you are in uniform a lot of the time, he’s reluctant to go on actual shopping trips but watching you two model all the new fits you picked up later? He’s beside himself with the heart eyes

Penguin is a little more discrete about this (or at least tries to be, he’s got an ‘image’ to uphold, after all) but it always tugs on his heartstrings whenever he sees you wearing his or Shachi’s caps - a surefire way to get quick smooches from your flightless boyfriend

They’re both bi! Pen has a lean to men and Shach has no preference but gosh, are they in love with each other, adding you to the mix too? The more the merrier

Penguin is also a trans man <3

Shachi was a little worried about what the arrangements would be with someone new, especially Penguin’s comfort and opening up, but the more the three of you got to know each other, the quicker you bonded and the easier it got for him to trust you

On a strictly surface-level basis, however, Penguin is the most territorial

Whatever free-time the three of you can squeeze between Pen and Shach’s shared first-mate duties with Bepo, you’re grateful for 

Some nights you paint each other’s nails and giggle about cute girls in magazines, other nights you watch the boys’ eyes light up as they gush about the Sora comics, and sometimes all any of you have energy for is passing out together after a long day and simply laying in each other’s presence

Bepo

The sweetest, darlingest little angel you’ve ever met

He doesn’t recognize his own feelings at first, the way his heartbeat picks up whenever you smile at him, how his paws get kind of sweaty when you lean against him (it’s not from the Tang’s Heat), and god forbid lay on his plush tummy for a nap - he feels like he’s soaring!

You bonded with Bepo because the two of you were close in age, him being the youngest on a crew consisting of people mostly 30 at up, next to his own captain, who even then was 26 with Bepo being four years behind

Once the two of you are settled in, confessed feelings and all, he’s super cuddly; like, super cuddly! He just loves being close to you!

The Tang’s heat might pose as an obstacle to this, but the moment y’all are in air conditioned side of the ship Bepo’s taking advantage of the situation and getting in at least a few hour’s worth of snuggles in

If it’s too hot too be that close, he’ll still cutely tug at your uniform sleeve whenever you’re by his side

It’s no surprise that his favorite occasions are when the crew gets to dock at a winter island and he gets to hug you as much as his heart desires under the guise of ‘keeping warm’ - nobody buys it (including you) but you indulge your polar boyfriend’s whims anyway because he’s cute

Bepo isn’t fussy about attire, he sees you in uniform every day and thinks you look wonderful, but when temperatures permit it, he just likes to lay with you against his fur, your bare skin against his paws too

Putting on anything with paw prints definitely makes his sweet little heart skip just that much faster, though

Along with the various other ways he shows affection, Bepo likes to “mouth” at you with his snout, just little boops and nuzzles throughout the day - he gets flustered when you point it out though, please reassure him with lots of smooches and cuddles

Polar bears also purr.... and Bepo definitely does, when he’s cuddled up to you wherever that may be <3

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Hello hello!

Would love to see your take on the Heart Pirates qnd how they would react to a s/o with back scars (which they are very insecure and self conscious about)

vibrates into the core of the earth yes 💖 you didn't specify which members so i just went with some off the top of my head! oda give us all of their names god so help me i'm going to kILL YOU

reacting to an insecure s/o with back scars (Bepo, Shachi)

masc reader, fluff, hurt/comfort, poly with PenShachi word count: 0.6k

Bepo

He's the softest, sweetest little angel about it

Bepo is overwhelmed with emotion when you show him for the first time, grabbing you into a hug and weeping about how much he appreciates your courage and the trust you put in him, you chuckle and pet his snout, reassuring him that it’s not something you’d do lightly but that you wouldn’t have any one else but him; he then wails about being blessed with such a kind and patient boyfriend (as if Bepo himself isn’t-)

The scars are bullet wounds, only two of them, but it’s the reasons behind them that make you shy away from other’s gazes

Bepo makes for a great cover though, being a nearly 8ft polar bear and all; he’d stand behind you whenever your shirt had to be off, protectively huffing at anyone who would otherwise want a peek

On hot days on the Tang, you’re both dying, but occasionally in the privacy of your room, when you take your boiler suit off to just lay flat on your face and wish for death, Bepo’s the only one allowed to be there with you, also simmering in the heat

In colder weather when the two of you cuddle for warmth, he runs his paw-pads against your back, grazing over them - he used to immediately pull away in concern when you flinched, but you’ve long since gotten accustomed to his touches and find comfort in it now

Shachi

His prime objective at all times is to make you laugh or smile - all things considered it might be a little difficult in this specific situation but damn it he’ll try anyway

Shachi’s extremely apologetic first and foremost when he walks into your shared room without knocking, thinking it was empty; you tell him it’s fine but he’s smart enough to know when you’re in distress

At first he tries to coax you with food, then training, and if all that doesn’t work, he’ll pull you aside for an impromptu cuddle session

You’re still a little shaken up by it, but he’s brought his orca plushie as a peace offering and it has been a while since the two of you got to be physically affectionate, so fuck it, you acquiesce 

Cuddling is nice, just feeling his warmth against you - you’re the big spoon this time so your back is facing away from him, it’s almost nice enough for you to start dozing off

Almost

Shachi guides your hand to the scar along his side, before you can pull away he apologizes again, giving you room to breathe and relax, then starts recalling how he got it (and by proxy the one on Penguin’s arm too)

He talks about how they grew up, the situation that led them to the places that him and Pen were in, how they weren’t proud of it but they did what they did to survive

When he talks about being found by Law, being taken in by the kids he’d tried to hurt, his voice wavers, you wrap both arms now and nose into the crook of his neck

Shachi admits he can’t quite remember where he was going with this but you smile and kiss him on the cheek, wiping his tears away

Penguin enters to flop faced down on the bed, bone tired and weary from his duties; he looks up to ask if he was interrupting anything and you and Shachi share a look, shaking your heads 

You simply state that Shachi was enlightening you on the sheer manliness of battle scars and he laughs, Penguin is skeptical about the exaggeration in your tone but he doesn’t question it, he’s just happy to have a moment of rest from running up and down the ship - and to spend in with his boyfriends at that

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Haunted House Reactions (Heart Pirates Special)

a/n: AAAAAA CEV FORGOT TO POST THIS ON HALLOWEEN ASJDKHTH fun fact! i’m a massive scaredy cat and the elevator scene to this was based on a haunted house attraction i never actually ended up going into because ya boy had a panic attack on the way up (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

gn reader, gen word count: 1.2k

🎃 . 🎃 . 🎃

You feel a chill down the back of your neck as you step on the first creaky floorboard of the “Haunted Mansion” attraction that your fellow crewmates had begged the Heart captain to let him go into. Law had been largely unenthused but let everyone had their fun, you half regret not staying behind to silently judge passerby’s in the food court with your captain now that you were actually here at the entrance.

Several members had reassured you that if this was too much, that you could always turn back but there’d been a long elevator ride on the way up and you didn’t want to be the one that needed accompaniment back down because frankly even that had you reciting silent mantras in your head.

The Heart Pirates were split into groups of three because the elevator was too small to accommodate everyone all at once; twenty one members total minus their captain meant two groups of seven and one with six. You were the sixth in yours.

You’d seen Bas and Hake cheering as they exited first, the rest of them happily chattering along down below when your group got all the way up. The entrance was on the third floor, through a window of all things, and the patrons would have to navigate their way down through a cacophony of spooks and scares. Ani put a reassuring and on your shoulder as the buzzer glowed, a distorted voice welcoming you all to the entrance of hell. Looking down the hallway bathed in red lighting before you, you wouldn’t disagree with that sentiment.

You wondered between crying or throwing up, which option would be least embarrassing right now.

You clung to Bepo’s arm, who at least seemed to be about as nervous as you were on the surface, fluffy ears flat against his head; Penguin and Shachi both chatted excitedly, leading the charge while the boyfriends ribbed at and both tried to spook one another as you all made your way inside. Ani and Fang offered to guard the rears, to “protect you and Bepo from anyone who might try to scare you from behind” but frankly the shared glint in their shadowed eyes didn’t make your stomach churn any less.

There was the standard fanfare of blood splatters here and there, apparent claw marks on the wallpaper and torn up carpeting to indicate a struggle of some sort with some kind of... monster. Then again, when you squished Bepo’s soft paw pads and the bear turned to look at you with a cute little head tilt, you felt some of your fears set themselves at ease.

You made the mistake of meeting eyes with a painting two seconds later, however, or rather its gaze met yours, and your heartbeat was back in your throat. Focus on the Bepo paws. Think only of the Bep-paws.... 

The first scream of the group was surprisingly not from you, but Shachi, who recoiled back immediately once a ‘severed’ arm he’d been poking at grabbed him back. The sound still made your whole group jump, however. Penguin jabbed at his side to get the orca to stop fooling around so much and it wasn’t long before they were giggling again like schoolgirls. 

Walking along, you closed your eyes at certain imagery and clung tighter to Bepo’s side when deranged laughter from an unknown source filled the air. Bepo kindly informed you that there was a staircase they had to traverse and he held your hand as hands seemingly pushed through the walls (an elastic covering, maybe?) to grasp at everyone. It was Penguin this time that decided to shake one in a greeting manner, getting a few chuckles from the group on the way down.

Fang massaged your shoulders as you made your way through the second floor, gassing you up between a casual conversation through his mask with Ani and Penguin, finally able to part from the polar bear’s side and ease your mind a little. It’s not until Shachi points out that he hasn’t seen the resident navigator in a while that you notice the hands on you are a little rougher than before. 

When everyone turned to you, they froze.

Yes, there is a masked figure massaging your shoulders, but they’re a lot taller - and no, it sure as hell isn’t the beloved helmsman of the Heart Pirates. Your blood runs cold and you feel like collapsing right about now, but the adrenaline in your system sends you booking it out of the room with a scream faster than anyone would’ve imagined, ignoring the shrieks from your peers behind you. 

You practically glide down the last flight of stairs, weaving through headless corpses standing and violent axe murderers before they can even fully register in your mind because god, you don’t need them to. You briefly hear your name being called out but you’re too frightened to stop, running into a side room you’re not supposed to when an actor in grizzly makeup tries to guide you to the right way and increases your panic instead.

Once in there, however, you saw members of staff putting fake blood on Bepo’s snout and paws, and someone else making a quick duplicate of Fang’s mask that was cracked and bloodied. They both waved at you, one bright and cheerful and the other, apologetic. The staff saw your alarm, offering a bottle of water and some snacks to ease your anxiety, explaining that this was one of this attraction’s gimmicks, especially with large groups like yours. 

Ah yes, this was all part of the performance. A potential heart attack for the fun of it.

A lady with a walkie talkie let everyone in the room know that Pen, Shach, and Ani have made it out and that the last batch of Heart Pirates were on their way up. Someone else on staff kindly asked if you’d like to join or have an escort take you to the exit if you’ve understandably had enough of this place. Looking at Bepo’s curious eyes and the glint from what was visible behind Fang’s dupe, damaged mask - ah what the hell, so long as you weren’t the one getting scared anymore, right?

You were slathered in fake blood and given a quick script - having being attacked by this ravenous, bloodthirsty bear - and only had to play the part of a poor corpse strewn across the chaise lounge while poor Bepo on the other hand had to hold his position over you while everyone inspected the ‘doubles’ before he eventually turned to look at them and scared everyone off with a huge roar.

Previous crew members who’d entered were invited back in to fill other roles that weren’t as center-stage like being the hands in the walls, eyes following people around, ‘fake’ mounted heads, or simply grabbing people’s legs underneath furniture to get a cheap scream. 

The only downside to it all was the staining on some member’s clothes from the makeup and Clione getting a bruised nose from when he grabbed Ikkaku’s leg and her reflexes quite literally kicked in. Law wasn’t pleased at everyone’s disheveled appearances when you all showed up back at the sub, but the state of Clione’s face had to be what irritated them more.

Still, everyone clearly had a great time, they could see even you laughing along as well despite being near-petrified at the beginning, so Law doesn’t give his crew too much flak for it. Dry-cleaning bills for anyone’s uniforms, however, are coming out of your paychecks.

No, Law will not simply shambles the stains out. It’s the principle of it all.