#pennybright

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Pennybright: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters? Pennybright: Sapwood claims that plenty of people do it and he learned it from Oxeye but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.

Pennybright: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. They would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while they ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I born into a family of sociopaths? [later] Pennybright: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and we’re all a little bit insane.

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every dragon breed in dragcave

Aegis Dragon

Aeon Wyvern

Aeria Gloris Dragon

Aether Wyvern

Alcedine Wyvern 

Albino Dragon

Almerald Dragon

Amalthean Dragon

Amarignis Dragon   Anagallis Dragon

Antarean Dragon

Aqualis Dragon

Aquilo Xenowyrm

Aranoa Dragon

Arcana Dragon

Aria Dragon

Arsani Dragon

Ash Dragon

Aso Xenowyrm

Astaarus Dragon

Astrapi Xenowyrm

Avatar Of Change

Avatar Of Creation

Avatar Of Destruction

Azure Glacewing Dragon

Balloon Dragon

Black Capped Teimarr

Black Dragon (Alternate)

Black Marrow

Black Tea Dragon

Black Truffle Dragon

Blacktip Dragon

Blazeback Dragon

Bleeding Moon Dragon

Blizzard Wizard

Blue-Banded Dragon

Blusang Lindwyrm

Bolt Dragon

Boreal Dragon

Bright-Breasted Wyvern

Brimstone Dragon

Brute Dragon

Caligene Dragon 

Candelabra Dragon

Canopy Dragon

Cantormaris Dragon (Mundus | Sophos | Itus | Iratus | Tutela | Motus)

Carina Dragon

Carmine Wyvern

Cassare Dragon 

Cavern Lurker Dragon

Celestial Dragon

Chrono Xenowyrm

Cloudplume Dragon

Coastal Waverunner

Copper Dragon (Liver of Sulfur | Rainbow | Verdigris | Pennybright)

Crystalline Dragon

Dark Green Dragon (Alternate)

Dark Lumina Dragon

Daydream Dragon

Deep Sea Dragon

Desipis Dragon

Diamondwing Dragon

Dorsal Dragon (Purple | Red)

Electric Dragon (Alternate)

Elux Lucis Dragon

Ember Dragon

Equinox Dragon

Erador Lindwyrm

Falconiform Wyvern 

Fell Dragon

Fever Wyvern

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Pennybright: [rolls down the driver-side car window] what seems to be the problem, officer?

Sapwood: get out of my car

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Pennybright:[texting] You know you don’t have to sign your name on texts

Sapwood: Dear Pennybright, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Sergeant Sapwood.

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“I would like to be a Colonel someday so no, I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.”

-Pennybright, probably

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Oxeye: Penny, I need you to get the word out, with whatever method of communication young people are using these days.

Pennybright: Oh, yeah. Tiny rolled-up scrolls delivered by trained crabs. I'm on it.

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Pennybright: And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the Long Patrol members.

Sapwood: What does it say about me?

Pennybright: [lying, because the book describes Sapwood as a manwhore] You're not in it.

Sapwood: Those bitches!

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You can tell us all your secrets. I mean, you shouldn’t. We’ll use them against you. But you technically can.

Pennybright, probably