#penelope maynard

[melonelle]

soo i found an old save that had ✨my girls✨

[ask-site-61]

CHARACTERS -

Co-Site Director Benjamin Oliver Walker - Co-Site Director, (Wise-)Bright's Husband, Founder of The Library, Head of Pedology, but most importantly: good boy extraordinaire and D-9341 variant.

Dr. Jack Bright (Wise) - Holy fuck there's so much to say about him. Chaos incarnate.

Assistant Researcher Emily Ross - Died in The 2012 Catastrophe.. wonder how she's back. (SCP-061-ICE)

Pontos Doe - Himbo intern who's into greek mythology.

Dr. Wilhem Cure - Site Head of Medicine… probably the only LITERAL doctor on-site.

Agent Ulgrin - KYS'd after 2012 Catastrophe. Got SCP-061-ICE'd (trust me you'll see what it is in time.)

Researcher Penelope Normelle - Literally the most normal person here.

Site Director Bjärk Jakobssons - Quick to snap, jeez louise. Can teleport and is omnipotent across the Site.

George Olkassen - Class-D. Everyone calls him Georgie though. Cool kid wannabe.

Electra Macbeth - Longest-running Class-D. Seriously. How is she STILL alive.

Cookie - Nickname for one of the trans characters!! :3

Dr. Alto Clef (Wise) - Oh what a fucking asshole. Seriously. Only showing up when it entertains him. Might be fucking Maynard.

Dr. Akihito Saku - The Foundation's lovable "Head of Safe Classed Objects"; always the goofball.

Dr. Hartwell Artz - The Foundation's controversial "Head of Euclid Classed Objects"; he's better safe than sorry.

Dr. Amberlynn Rhodes - Th Foundation's rather enigmatic "Head of Keter Classed Objects"; it purported she's resistant against kill agents. Basically the middle ground of Saku and Artz. Not gonna snap at you for pressing a button, but still takes her work seriously.

Senior Researcher Thomas Rivbacht - Jeez.. uh… well, he doesn't take care of himself.. at all… he really should. He uh.. misses his family and is extremely depressive. Reclusive, too.

Dr. George Maynard - Mastermind of The 2013 Catastrophe. Forgiven, but scrutinized. Pale white skin since The Chaos Insurgency revived him utilizing a spliced variant of SCP-049's Touch.

Dr. Jack Bright (Emo) - I CHIME IN!! HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF.. CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO???

Head Nelson Van Martins - The GOC's Icelandic Head. He lied. He's 16, not 18. Either way, he's here now and ready to stay.

Operative Roxxane Sparkes - Another trnas character!! This one being a member of Site Guard who's easily distracted. ^^

Researcher Carly Rosè Colbert - Espionage for The French Government; truly, The French must be stopped.

Researcher Stella Gospelle - The name says it all; "EVERYBODY LOVES STELLLLAAHHHH!"; drama queen and gossip bitch. She will ruin your life.

Site Head of Ethics, Jessica Parish - One of three. The enigmatic Parish Family. Anyways, besides often being mistaken for a bimbo, she's actually quite fierce and once threatened to rip the throat of Darvann out.

Junior Researcher Alexander Grimmes - "Foundation Head of Neutralized Objects"; but more over, attention-seeking extravagant.

Dr. Michelin Frances - Huh. For "Foundation Head of Thaumiel" objects, he speaks formally, maybe a bit posh, but he isn't god awful!

Dr. Amelia Polynaut - What the fuck is going on with "Foundation Head of Apollyon" objects over here?? Bitch is fucking shattered across time and space, apparently.

Chaos - Agent #080 deployed in Nálægt, Iceland for Site-61 raids. Variant of D-9341. LITERALLY Chaos Incarnate.

Dr. Simon Glass (Wise) - Moral, upright and somewhat skittish. At least his head's in the right place, as is his heart!

Dr. Stelle Shamrock Saraden - A humanoid drone bee! He has trauma to unpack, but first, he has to unpack YOURS! :D

Agent Steve Eastside - of the Eastside channel, probably cool in the head but quick to rage.

Senior Researcher Gemini D. Shirks - or just "Shirks", based off of SCPReadings, though, I suppose I could've also just done Dr. Goods. Either way, very hip! The Researcher all the interns wanna work for since he's just chill like that.

Reseacher James Talloran (Wise) - KILL HIM AG- huh? What. Oh. Oh. Okay. No, no he's fine. Yeah. Uh. 3999's still dead. Thank god for SCP-061-ICE.

Dr. Elias Shaw (Wise) - The Foundation's SCP-963-2.. it worked but.. his mind's being fractured each time he dies.

Dr. Charles Gears (Wise) - Now this is one I haven't actually done. He's monotonous, robotic, downright cold. Anyways, stop observing SCP-914 every waking second of your.. existence? …please?

Dr. Ellis Gill Iceberg (Wise) - Well… at least now he WANTS to be alive… FUCK HE'Z THROWING MOLOTOVS AGAIN

Eve - Yes, as in THE Biblical Eve. She's an MTF Agent now. Who knew she was a bad bitch?

Dr. Agatha Rights (Wise) - Femme fatale… and actually pretty funny. Get past the slut accusations and she's basically an auntie.

Dr. Mary-Ann Walker - Hey! Walker's Aunt— GAH!! WHO'S ALSO SCP-1938-J— MARYNODON'TCLICKTHATKINK GODDAMNIT

Dr. Evans Harper - "You'd better keep your mouth shut, seal yourself lip from lip, else I'll get to cram a mouthful in~!"; loonie. He has flowers growing on him, so pretty, but a loonie.

Agent Convit - STOP FUCKING JACKING OFF IN THE CAFETERIA MAN

General Dravi Kondraki, Junior Researcher Riseo, Dr. Benjamin Kondraki - Are all here too, but I haven't done them yet…

General Patrick Philia - "…ew. Bitch, bitch! DISGUST— DISGUSTING!" (Trust me. No.)

Persons of Interest up for questioning:

Dr. Wondertainment (Wise) - STOP FUCKING TALKING FOR FIVE SECONDS

Liddy Doves, of Doves and Co. Inc. - AND STOP MAKING PRODUCTS THAT MAKE PEOPLE HORNY!!!

Charles Fernando Walker - AND… okay, well, you're fine. You just have to figure out that "Bronze-and-Jade" amulet's SCP-963-3.

SCPs up for questioning:

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-131 - Eyepods

SCP-035 - Possessive Mask

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

SCP-096 - Shy Guy

SCP-352 - Baba Yaga

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-079 - Old AI

D-9341 - Respawning Test Subject

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE. CHECK BACK WHENEVER, THERE WILL BE MORE. :)

[bbooks-and-teas]

2022 in books - 33 books read.

January

Rhyannon Byrd, L'empreinte du loup ⭐⭐

Rhyannon Byrd, L'appel de la nuit ⭐⭐⭐

February

March

Melanie Milburne, Fiançailles au Chatsfield ⭐

Lucy Monroe, Scandaleuse nuit d'amour ⭐

Michelle Conder, Un jeu si dangereux ⭐⭐⭐

Michelle Conder, Vengeance dans la chambre 426

Chantelle Shaw, Le secret du milliardaire ⭐⭐⭐

Trish Morey, La tentation d'une héritière ⭐⭐

April

Abby Green, Rivaux et amants ⭐⭐⭐

Sophie Pembroke, Séduction dans la chambre 153

Annie West, Un si troublant époux ⭐⭐⭐

Lynn Raye Harris, Entre amour et soupçon ⭐⭐

Dani Collins, Le secret de la chambre 823

May

Abby Green, Sombres Désirs ⭐⭐

June

Joss Wood, Un coeur à conquérir ⭐⭐

Carol Marinelli, Fascinée par un milliardaire ⭐⭐

July

Jennie Lucas, Le bébé d'une innocente ⭐⭐

Carol Marinelli, Le prix de l'interdit ⭐⭐⭐

Carol Marinelli, Une seule nuit avec toi ⭐⭐⭐

Carol Marinelli, La brûlure d'un souvenir ⭐⭐⭐

Elizabeth Aston, L'autre Mrs Darcy ⭐⭐⭐

August

Sharon Kendrick, Le défi du prince ⭐

September

Marilyn Pappano, Accusée par erreur ⭐⭐⭐

Janice Maynard, La belle de Wolff Mountain ⭐⭐⭐

Maureen Child, L'honneur des Lassiter ⭐

October

Sylvia Da Luz, L'héritière des Abysses ⭐⭐

Janice Maynard, Un hôte si fascinant ⭐⭐⭐

Janice Maynard, L'enfant de Wolff Mountain ⭐⭐

November

December

Angéla Morelli, Embrasse-moi sous la neige ⭐⭐

Alix Martin, Secret Santa ⭐⭐

Penelope Ward, The Aristocrat ⭐⭐

Catherine George, Un Noël à Ridgeway ⭐⭐

Karina Bliss, Le plus beau des Noëls ⭐⭐

[melonelle]

omg!!!! my heart is bursting with adoration!!! thank you so much! 🥰🥰🥰

Maura and Penny for the lovely @melonelle​

[rivetbuster]

Designing buttons for a new OC ita bag hopefully in time for Otakon!

[leviackermansbrat]

Trust Fall - Playlist

1. Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo 2. Air Balloon - Lily Allen 3. Ugly -Jaira Burns 4. E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE - CORPSE 5. I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters 6. Molly - Mindless Self Indulgence 7. Verbatim - Mother Mother 8. Look at Me! - XXXTENTACION 9. Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga 10. Cigarette Ahegao - Penelope Scott 11. Always Forever - Cults 12. R U Crazy - Connor Maynard 13. Sex With a Ghost - Teddy Hyde 15. I Threw Glass at my Friends Eyes - Destroy Boys 15. Criminal - Britney Spears 16. Gingerbread Man - Melanie Martinez 17. Okay - Chase Atlantic 18. Crazy Girls - TOOPOOR 19. Primadonna - MARINA 20. IV. Sweatpants - Childish Gambino 21. Little Dark Age - MGMT 22. Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish 23. Typical Story - Hobo Johnson 24. Killer - The Ready Set 25. Rebels - Call Me Karizma 26. Prettiest Regret - Every Living Soul 27. American Boy - Estelle

[leanstooneside]

Refusing to become involved, even when involvement is appropriate

◊ Ne-Yo's lower leg

◊ Ellen DeGeneres's lower leg (oh)

◊ Stephen Amell's lower leg

◊ Aaron Eckhart's lower leg

◊ Rob Kardashian's lower leg (my my)

◊ Miley Cyrus's lower leg

◊ Billy Bob Thornton's lower leg

◊ Liev Schreiber's lower leg (bye)

◊ Chrissy Teigen's lower leg (why)

◊ DJ Cassidy's lower leg

◊ Zooey Deschanel's lower leg (whatever)

◊ Carrie Ann Inaba's lower leg (look here)

◊ Benicio Del Toro's lower leg

◊ Russell Crowe's lower leg

◊ Lisa Bonet's lower leg (fiddle-dee-dee)

◊ Kevin Connolly's lower leg

◊ Keri Hilson's lower leg (aye)

◊ Amy Adams's lower leg (what)

◊ Florida Georgia Line's lower leg (you know)

◊ Fabrizio Moretti's lower leg

◊ Penelope Cruz's lower leg

◊ J-Woww's lower leg

◊ Conan O'Brien's lower leg (oh-oh)

◊ Hailee Steinfeld's lower leg

◊ Elin Nordegren's lower leg

◊ Kourtney Kardashian's lower leg

◊ Meg Ryan's lower leg (ha)

◊ Jennifer Meyer's lower leg

◊ Lucy Hale's lower leg

◊ Kimberly Stewart's lower leg (ta ta)

◊ Emily Maynard's lower leg

◊ Kirstie Alley's lower leg (ho hum)

◊ Diane Kruger's lower leg

◊ Henry Cavill's lower leg (touche)

◊ Steven Tyler's lower leg

◊ Usher's lower leg

◊ Liam Hemsworth's lower leg

◊ Chris Meloni's lower leg

◊ Reggie Bush's lower leg

◊ Elisabetta Canalis's lower leg

◊ Tony Parker's lower leg

◊ Patricia Arquette's lower leg (blast)

◊ Carly Rae Jepsen's lower leg

◊ Sarah Jessica Parker's lower leg

◊ Lea Michele's lower leg

◊ Brandon Davis's lower leg

◊ Lady Gaga's lower leg

◊ David Schwimmer's lower leg (take that)

[maynardthecat]

Couple quick shots of Maynard's Dad Boomer and Mom Penelope.

[musixstaight]

Biografi The Vandals

Salah satunya band yang tahan lama di dunia music punk SoCal, Vandal sudah membuat karier untuk pelawak di geladak. Vapals yang tanpa ada perasaan ditumpahkan untuk komedi konyol serta/atau cemplang dengan gitar yang renyah, agresif tapi dipenuhi oleh kait, serta irama yang dinaikkan, Vandal sudah berpadu semenjak tahun 1980, serta walau ada perkembangan personil serta terkadang vacation, mereka terus lakukan engkol underground rock yang ketat serta snarky semasa nyaris 40 tahun. Mereka sukses melakukan dengan kriteria mereka sendiri, membuat penganut yang lumayan besar tanpa ada bermasalah dengan mark name besar serta meluncurkan banyak materi mereka pada cetakan Kung Fu Records mereka sendiri.

Lagu yang Gampang Didengar

Sesudah membuat layout kreatif mereka pada tahun 1990-a Fear of a Punk Planet serta memangkas favorite fans seperti Hitler Bad 1998, Vandal Good serta 2000 Look What I Almost Stepped In..., Vandal jarang-jarang pergi keluar dari jalan mereka untuk pecahkan tanah baru, tapi mereka bisa menyelusup ke style metal serta punk saat mereka menginginkannya, serta katalog mereka masukkan jalan memutar ke musik nation yang retak (Slippery When Ill, 1989,  selanjutnya ditangani lagi dalam The Vandals Play, Lagu Country Asli yang Betul-betul Jelek) serta lagu-lagu (Natal tahun 1996 dengan Vandal) : Oi to the World).

Vandal dibangun di Huntington Beach, California - rumah buat Crowd serta T.S.O.L. - oleh gitaris Jan Nils Ackerman pada 1980. Lineup pertama mereka dituntaskan oleh penyanyi Stevo, bassis Steve Pfauter, serta drummer Joe Escalante. Atraksi awal mereka yang gaduh di seputar Orange County membuat mereka dilarang dari beberapa tempat, dan juga cukup repot hingga EP kiprah tahun 1982 mereka, Peace Thru Vandalism, dikeluarkan oleh mark Epitaph Bad Religion. Ini tampilkan nomor awal tanda-tangan seperti "Rebellion Burger (Hold the Government), " radio lokal "Urban Struggle, " serta "The Legend of Pat Brown, " mengenai rekan sekamar Escalante di kehidupan riil yang memburu beberapa polisi yang menyamar dengan partnernya. mobil di acara Vandal di Costa Mesa. Tahun selanjutnya mereka tampil untuk diri sendiri dalam dramatization punk sutradara Penelope Spheeris, Suburbia.

Vandal terus bermain-fundamental di seputar Orange County saat mereka dapat semasa sekian tahun ke depan, termasuk juga atraksi tunjangan di pipi untuk Young Republicans di tahun 1984. Tahun selanjutnya mereka keluarkan LP panjang penuh pertama mereka, When in Rome Do as Vandal, pada name National Kepercayaan kecil ; itu tampilkan pemain bass baru Chalmer Lumary, dan hit radio lokal "Lady slayer" serta "Mohawk Town." Perubahan personil yang signifikan berlangsung semasa sekian tahun ke depan ; bekas vokalis Fallen Idols Dave Quackenbush masuk selanjutnya di tahun 1985, serta Escalante berubah dari drum ke bass. Semakin banyak anggota tiba serta pergi ; gitaris Warren Fitzgerald tiba di tahun 1987, serta drummer Josh Freese masuk di tahun 1989, mengakhiri lineup Vandal baru yang akan bertahan semasa lebih satu dasawarsa.

Album Non Mainstream

Collection Slippery When Ill, satu kencing-snarky ambil musik nation yang selanjutnya diedarkan kembali lagi dengan judul The Vandals Mainkan Betul-betul Jelek Country Tunes Asli, dikeluarkan di tahun 1989. Barisan ini selanjutnya tanda-tangani dengan non mainstream punk Triple X, dengan mana mereka membuat mereka percikan besar pertama lewat 1991's Fear of a Punk Planet. Dengan katalog belakang mereka yang tidak diciptakan, Vandal selanjutnya merekam lagi banyak materi awal band pada collection live 1994 Sweatin 'to the Oldies. Selain itu, Fitzgerald worked two jobs untuk gitaris untuk Oingo Boingo sampai pembubaran barisan itu di akhir 1995. Freese memulai bercabang dengan session rekaman untuk Suicidal Tendencies serta Infectious Grooves ; di akhir 90-an, dia sudah jadi drummer session yang ulung untuk beberapa jenis tindakan pop serta alt-rock, dan layani pekerjaan di Guns N 'Roses (inkarnasi studio-terikat tidak aktif) serta prog-metal Maynard James Keenan project sambilan A Perfect Circle.

Artikel Lainnya : Anti - Flag Biografi

Dengan kebangkitan kembali lagi band punk California pada 1994, Vandal berubah ke jejak baru Offspring, Nitro Records, dimana mereka memangkas dua collection - Live's Diare 1995 serta The Quickening 1996. Selanjutnya di tahun 1996, Escalante serta Fitzgerald membuat name mereka sendiri, Kung Fu, yang direncanakan untuk pastikan kemandirian finansial band sesudah populeritas kultus mereka yang bertambah di arena punk. Mereka resmikan mark di akhir tahun dengan collection berlibur Natal dengan Vandal, serta selekasnya mulai tanda-tangani aksi lain .

Kembalinya Untuk Merekam Album

Vandal kembali pada Nitro untuk Hitler Bad 1998, Vandal Good, serta mengakhiri kontrak mereka dengan Look What I Almost Tahap in. Sesudah membuat Kung Fu jadi perusahaan yang wajar, mereka selanjutnya tinggalkan Nitro untuk selalu dengan mark mereka sendiri. Selain itu, Fitzgerald mengawali atraksi sambilan lain, mainkan gitar penting dengan Tenacious D yang baru dialiri listrik pada collection kiprah mereka tahun 2001. Profesi session Freese blasting pada sekarang ini, serta walau dia masih jadi studio reguler, dia seringkali ditukar semasa atraksi live oleh pemain yang diputar dari empat sampai lima pemain drum, yang withering mencolok salah satunya ialah Brooks Wackerman (selanjutnya Bad Religion).

Saat ini dengan loyalitas kuat pada Kung Fu, beberapa Vandal kembali ke tahun 2002 dengan Internet Dating Superstuds, serta memperlihatkan ketrampilan mereka di atas panggung dengan Live 2004 di House of Blues. Di tahun yang sama, group ini memberikan fans satu collection studio baru, Hollywood Potato Chip. Collection ini memunculkan permasalahan hukum buat band ini selekasnya sesudah dikeluarkan saat sampul aslinya, yang termasuk juga simbol Vandal yang seperti simbol untuk Variety kertas perdagangan Hollywood yang populer, mengakibatkan pengarsipan Variety pada band.

Sampul Album Penuh Kritikan

Vandal selekasnya memproses sampul dengan simbol yang lain serta mengakhiri masalah, tapi Variety menuntut mereka lagi pada 2010 sesudah sumber faksi ke-3 terus mempublikasikan sampul lama on line walau ada usaha barisan. Escalante, yang ialah seorang pengacara, sebagai wakil Vandal di pengadilan, serta sesudah Variety pada akhirnya senang dengan band serta jatuhkan setelan mereka pada 2012, dia menjelaskan pada seorang columnist jika pengalaman itu ialah "hal terjelek yang sempat berlangsung pada saya, serta pada band, serta hal paling sulit yang sempat saya kerjakan. Tetapi, pelatihan kilat dalam pengadilan government jadikan saya pengacara yang lebih bagus. "

Sesaat Vandal terus lakukan tour serta lakukan tanggal celebration dengan teratur, ikuti tuntutan hukum Hollywood Potato Chip, band ini tidak meluncurkan materi baru, walau Kung Fu mengeluarkan The Japanese Remix Album pada 2005, yang tampilkan remix elektronik Vandal. track oleh produser serta DJ Shingo Asari. Di tahun 2008, group ini meluncurkan koleksi advanced berjudul BBC Sessions serta Other Polished Turds, yang kumpulkan tujuh lagu untuk session radio UK serta sepuluh sampul serta jarang-jarang. Collection BBC Sessions akan dikeluarkan berbentuk CD di tahun 2009, serta di tahun 2019, Kung Fu meluncurkannya kembali lagi berbentuk CD, LP, serta advanced.

[stunudo]

To share our stories is not only a worthwhile endeavor for the storyteller, but for those who hear our stories and feel less alone because of it.

Joyce Maynard

Teamwork Makes the Dream Work:

A Criminal Minds Fan-fiction

Featuring: Female Reader as she joins the Team

Setting: Early Season 12

A/N: This is a piece about how someone with some quirks fits into the BAU. xoxo Stu

Your name: submit What is this?

The elevator ride was quiet in the early morning hours. Yesterday you had spent the day filling out transfer papers, tax forms and personality tests. Today you would be meeting with the acclaimed Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI, a team any agent worth their salt knew to be the best of the bureau. You had accepted the promotion from cyber-crimes without hesitation.

Moving across the country was a risk you had taken and you walked into their hive like office with the intention of making it worth it. Standing at the top of the stairs, with your back to the wall, you were able to watch the life of the room below unfold. Slowly the junior agents trickled in, this group was competitive and diligently handling the mundane details of the job the profilers were overqualified to do.

Then, SSA Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner entered the bullpen. He walked passed you, obliviously. You were used to blending in, not physically standing out.

“Sir?” You asked to his back. “I am Agent Y/L/N, where should I set up?”

His dark eyes glanced over you, his profiling skills on automatic pilot. You raised your eyebrows in earnest, still awaiting his response. “The third desk on the left of the stairs, Y/L/N.” Hotchner finally placed you. “Welcome to the team.”

“Thank you, sir.” You nodded at your commanding officer as you headed back down the steps, to locate the desk for your time there.

The remaining profiles joined the bundle of desks as the clocked ticked closer to the eight o’clock hour. You knew each member of the team by file, so you were prepared before they introduced themselves. This was good planning on your part as not one of them approached you or made eye contact.

Dr. Reid was nearly late, he rushed in from the elevators. His tall form ducking out of the strap of his bag. Agent Jareau caught his eye, “Cutting it close, Spence.” He nodded at the blonde woman, his mouth a frog-like grimace of inevitability.

Garcia walked into the close network of conversing agents. She caught your eyes on the group and smiled. Her dangling earrings swayed as she waved enthusiastically. Your new teammates finally acknowledged you, their faces a mixture of surprise and confusion.

“Guys,” Penelope gestured towards you. “This is Y/N Y/L/N, another tech goddess has arrived, my lovelies. Be good to her.” She grunted the last bit, eyeing one agent warily. You shyly waved at the scrutinizing faces of your co-workers.

“Not quite a goddess, more of a demigod, really.” You explained, reshaping your hair behind your head. The confusion wasn’t fading from their faces. You looked up to Hotchner’s perch realizing why everyone was acting this way. “No one told you that I would be joining the team.”

It was a fact, not a question. You shared a bewildered look with Penelope and shrugged.

“Have you ever prepared a consult profile?” Agent Jareau had approached your desk after the awkwardness had dimmed over the course of the morning.

“Not officially, but I would like to. IF you can double check it for me?” Her face encouraging.

“Of course, take these and just drop them off to me when you are done.” JJ set four files on your desk. The work was straight forward, there were cases from all over the Southeast. You answered the questionnaires and went a little overboard in your notes on the analysis sections. You always felt it was better to be thorough than vague.

It was around one when the dark haired man with the easy grin on his face stopped by your desk. Alvez, you recalled, his file at the top of the BAU stack.

“Sorry about this morning, my name is Luke Alvez.” The nice agent was holding his hand out to you expectantly. Refocusing to interacting socially, you paused longer than normal to accept his handshake.

You firmly gripped his hand, “Not a problem, Agent. So you were the last newbie, any advice for the latest transfer?”

He chuckled, “Just use the skills you already have. We all say we don’t profile each other, but we do. We just don’t talk about it.”

“Profilers version of Fight Club?” You nodded, mildly amused.

“Sorta, yeah. Want to grab some lunch? I swear, we don’t always stare uncomfortably.” Alvez was really showing his sweet side.

“Sure, let me just leave these for Agent Jareau.” You stood and dropped the folders into her in tray across the aisle. As you glanced back at Alvez, he had walked towards you. He put a guiding hand onto your shoulder. You immediately panicked at the contact. Your chest and face flushed. Your combat training kicked in and you spun out deflecting his hand with a stiff forearm. Your left elbow then connected with his other palm, his strength holding you in place.

Your mind cleared and you disengaged; tense and embarrassed. After a few dozen questions coming from Alvez’ staring eyes, you exhaled. Slowly you shook the blood back into your hands. “I’m sorry, I am sort of weird about being touched.”

“You could say that.” JJ interjected snidely. Your eyes spun around the large office, every single pair of eyes were locked on your tussle with Luke. Perfect: from invisible to sideshow freak in the course of one day. Cyber crimes might have been the most obvious task force for someone with your sensitivities. But the reason you had done so well there was because even then you had thought like a profiler. ‘Well, here I am, BAU,’ you thought, ‘Might as well get the skeletons out of the closet right away.’

You did join the team for lunch, snagging a sub from the tray assortment in the break room. Reid’s furrowed brow told you he wasn’t sure how to address you. Lewis smiled gently as she chewed, you inclined your head to acknowledge her attempt. Slowly conversations began, swirling around as the team fell back into their rhythm. You continued to observe and eat quietly. Their aversion to your presence lessened and you knew your misstep in the bullpen was dismissed.

But not forgotten, it was never that easy.

“Hotch, why didn’t you tell us that Y/L/N was joining the team?” Reid asked the older man as JJ and he had a quick moment aside.

“Because I hadn’t received notice that she had accepted the position, Reid.” Hotch admitted. “Agent Y/L/N has an exceptional record. She completed and surpassed every field AND written requirement we have.” The chief’s eyes emphasized this point; the presence of their newest teammate was not to be challenged.

“You should read her consultations, Spence.” JJ added, “I think she will do fine.”

Garcia knocked on the frame to Hotch’s door, her arms full of folders and pens. “Sir, conference room when you’re ready.”

The screens flashed the faces of three victims from Central Wisconsin. All college aged women, missing over long weekends. Cars were found abandoned along highways 45 and 49.

“We got the call after Abigail Brown went missing with the same M.O.” Hotch explained. A bright eyed face from a U.W. Stevens Point ID flashed on the screen.

“How long has she been missing?” You interjected. Garcia checked her watch.

“About 17 hours, well, since she last used her phone. We can’t pinpoint it further than that.”

“The unsub usually doesn’t dispose of the bodies until a week after the initial abduction. She may still be alive.” Reid proposed.

“Unsubs, you mean.” You corrected Dr. Reid. The team took a collective preparatory breathe at the slight challenge against their genius.

“Unsubs, yes, Y/L/N.” Reid agreed.

Hotch nodded, “Yes we have a team with at least a 50 mile wide comfort zone and an M.O. that may be linked to one of the escapees.”

“If I remember correctly Central Wisconsin is not that populous. Once you’re north of Madison proper, there are tourist towns and not much else.” Rossi mused.

“The combined population of the counties where the victims went missing is roughly one hundred forty six thousand seven hundred fifty people.” Reid articulated quickly, his need to be correct clearly driving him to share more facts.

“That’s pretty specific, man.” Luke noted.

“I took known population data from 2014 and extrapolated it with population trends of the region. Though I did round the figure. I find people are more accepting when I give estimations than precise data for answers.” Reid explained, Luke was listening quite intently.

“Alright, Reid, we get it. There are not many people in the area. That means there is more open land; both deciduous forests and farms.” Hotch pointed out.

“Also, I’m sure we are going to be drawing a lot of attention.” Lewis muttered.

“We’re the FBI, we always do.” JJ agreed.

“I am presuming she doesn’t mean you, Jareau.” You added softly. Tara Lewis and Luke Alvez shared a knowing look.

“Hell, even I stand out in parts of Wisconsin guys,” Rossi addressed the issue clearly. “There seems to be a mafioso wise crack waiting for me if I am too far north of Chicago-land.”

“Alright, we’ll work in teams, like always.” Hotch cleared the air. “Y/L/N, I hope you brought a go-bag. Wheels up in 30.”

To be Continued...

[melonelle]

the lesbeans are back!

[deepartnature]

Bloomsbury Group

The Studio © Penelope Fewster on behalf of Charleston Trust

Wikipedia - "The Bloomsbury Group—or Bloomsbury Set—was a group of associated English writers, intellectuals, philosophers and artists in the first half of the 20th century, including Virginia Woolf, John Maynard Keynes, E. M. Forster and Lytton Strachey. This loose collective of friends and relatives was closely associated with the University of Cambridge for the men and King's College London for the women, and they lived, worked or studied together near Bloomsbury,  London. According to Ian Ousby, 'although its members denied being a group in any formal sense, they were united by an abiding belief in the importance of the arts. Their works and outlook deeply influenced literature, aesthetics, criticism, and economics as well as modern attitudes towards feminism, pacifism, and sexuality. A well-known quote, attributed to Dorothy Parker, is 'they lived in squares, painted in circles and loved in triangles'. ..."

Wikipedia

Tate: Lifestyle and Legacy of the Bloomsbury Group

Decorating secrets of the Bloomsbury Group

The Bloomsbury Group

Independent: Bloomsbury Set: Love triangles, suicide and Communism

W - List of Bloomsbury Group people

YouTube: Charleston - Bloomsbury Group Bohemia

Photograph of family and friends of Vanessa Bell in the walled garden of her home, Charleston farmhouse, in Firle, Sussex.

[susierpt]

Hi, Susie! Can you suggest a few first and last names that could fit Taylor Swift? As long as it's not overly common, it works for me! Thank you!

FIRST

Arden

Darcy

Logan

Penelope

Grace

Charity

Daisy

Jacqueline

Ivy

Tara

Brooklyn

Madeline

Kate

Athena

Karma

Ella

Johanna

Salem

Lillian

Joy

Kendall

Brooke

Alice

Emmeline

Heidi

Inez

Rosamund

Riley

Sara

Quincy

LAST

Woods

Pittman

Lowe

Masters

Wilde

Thornton

Decker

Kane

Duffy

Byrd

Clark

Cunningham

Holder

Hicks

Simon

Weeks

Bard

Landry

Caldwell

Logan

Maynard

Hurst

Steele

Warren

Novak

I hope this helped!

[rivetbuster]

Happy Throwback Thursday! More of my OCs Maynard, Virgil and Penelope.

2015 vs. 2018 

[hoodlumalley]

Tweeted

Bataclan - 130 People Butchered Daily reminder that this happened in Paris & not one anti-white blue-check gives a single fuck. "The father of one victim described how his son had been disemboweled and castrated, with his testicles found in his mouth."https://t.co/8ov8667UZZ

— Penelope Maynard (@penelope7usa) March 15, 2019