#peeta and buttercup bodyswap a/u

[endlessnightlock]

So I was in a weird headspace on my morning drive today and started getting ideas for a Peeta/Buttercup bodyswap drabble. This is all I've got, lol, as I think it should be because this is a truly horrifying idea:

Peeta growled in frustration, the orange tail of the body he was somehow inexplicably now inhabiting swishing back and forth, watching Buttercup in his human body, squatting on his haunches (nearly impossible with his prosthetic leg, stupid cat) beneath the tree in their backyard, intently studying the bird's nest high above him. Blue eyes were locked on the Jays, squawking, sweeping back and forth among the green leaves of the oak trees while he crouched as low as he could to the ground. When Buttercup began wiggling Peeta's butt back and forth, he wanted to scream.

That cat will break my neck, Peeta fumed, watching Buttercup use his body to clumsily leap off the ground and try to catch one of the birds by batting his hands in their general direction. I'm so glad Katniss isn't here to see this.

And then the story would transition to this.

No, absolutely not, Peeta thought, watching himself crawl across the lawn to the edge of the garden and begin bobbing his head, sniffing the freshly turned soil with a determined look. When Buttercup moved his body into the garden and began pawing at the soil with his fingers, digging a little hole that could only mean one thing, Peeta took off. He made it just in time to bite Buttercup's ankle, distracting him from dropping Peeta's trousers and taking a shit in the backyard garden.

Thoughts, feelings?