#peepee genes

[tugboatsteers]

why does red bull’s new livery look like someone got stabbed and smeared all over the car like-

[chxna-cheeseycake]

Happy New Year Aphblr it's been a fucking while since I've crabwalked my way into here lol.

Anyways I'm still obsessed with Dante so it looks like my New Years resolution will be achieved (appreciate the blue block man forever and always).

Also I may or may not have made yet another story idea/AU that centers around Dante and Gene 👉👈 And it may or may not have been inspired by a healthy mix of both Undertale and Deltarune but doesn't follow the exact plot of either game 👉👈 Kinda unsure if I should post about it though because the main protagonist is actually an old Mystreet/MCD OC I made when I was 12 but have since given a heavy revamp. And like... I've always been insecure about posting about my OCs because people were huge assholes when I was 12 posting about my silly little Aphmau OCs on Google+ :/

Idk I might still do it anyway cuz I made this blog with the intent to post whatever the fuck I wanted and not to please other people. I also just really like the lore I came up with for the AU so I kinda do wanna share it cuz I am a little curious of how people would think about it. We'll just have to see I guess lmao.

[omoghouls]

Update: hey who pissed my underwear while I jorking it?? Fess up

I am so wet rn it would suck sooo bad if an older lady teased me and fingered me or smth😔

[mleprae]

I make fun of leprosy alot, especially when comparing it to its other more functional family members (Tuberculosis, Bird pneumonia, etc) but if its genome wasnt made out ot PooPoo PeePee genes and its immune suppresion wasnt based off genetics and sex it would be an horrifying enemy

Im not even going to sit here and say that leprosy would be a better pathogen if it wasnt an intracellular parasite, i think its strategies work because of it, the immune system can deal with viruses who are intra parasites, but it cannot do with a intracellular bacteria

In another universe leprosy didnt go through the most traumatic bottleneck extinction ever, (perhaps what it led to become intracellular), in another universe it based off its immunosupression strategy on anything other than hoping its host is a male over 30 who happens to be missing a specific gene

iwas goingto write more but i gtg bye

[canismajorfailure]

Hiya welcome to the doggy blog. This blog is dedicated toward a little dog learning to harass her human for chicken and cheese (and other dog related things)

Yuna is a SDiT and a general nuisance (affectionate). She is a GSP/Lab mix and possibly a porcupine/badger/mole. Her tasks include: harassing K into being a functional member of society, preventing time loops, enforcing nappy time, and licking tears off K's face. Her hobbies are eating everything, getting smelly, scaring the daylights out of K, and sleeping in new/weird ways.

I'm K--her owner/trainer/foodmonger. Much like a poorly bred doodle, my genes have blessed me with every mental illness and physical malady (truly unfortunate). Animals are my escape from the horrors. Video games are a close second.

Side characters that may appear (unless Yuna has anything to say about it):

Peepee: My pride and joy and the greatest cat to ever live. Truly a creature. Likes to go outside under supervision and do nothing but eat grass. Tolerates Yuna.

Meepee: A tiny cat with malice in her heart. She likes to nestle under warm objects and bite you if you move. She gets mad at any dogs that try to go near her but she is too speedy anyway. Does not tolerate the beast.

That's all folks. Thanks for coming to the bloggy blog (snoozer under the cut)

[spotsupstuff]

Do all of the Eo iterators get fancy new puppets or is it only the messed up ones?

i'm thinkin that at first it's only for Zephyr n then waaaay down the line when everyone is calmed the fuck down on 100% and they actually manage to get that society going (which includes ensuring trading with other groups n stuff) then the new body becomes a more available thing for anyone who would like it. ofc the messed up ones are prioritized though, yeah

some are quite heavily against getting this new body, like Haboob (she went thru Hell to get the bod she does have rn), Boreas (believes he will lose his near invincibility n also it May be his new daughter's genes used for this but blegh Ancients anyway), Gem ("i am *already* perfect, i need no dirty You to help me."), Step and Vapor ("thanks, but we like how cool we are!") n so on

Spore will definitely need it but will try to fight it, because that's how she would end up alone for good, she says, eince she's completely lose connection to her Hivemind n also her little shroom friends (who r the main fuckin reason she needs this, but we ignore that). and then NAE is low priority but he does get one. Euros tells him he should get a peepee n hooha too and NAE almost tries his hardest to strangle him despite his lack of arms

[wyrmguardsecrets]

FUN FACT: The genes that dictates penis size is on the X chromosone, and you get that gene from your mom. So thank your mom if you have a big peepee

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[cerastes]

I’m one on one with Ferdinand. It’s the deciding move.

“Bailiff! Whack his peepee!” I command. Ferdinand is puzzled, it’s just us two in the room. With his judgment clouded by befuddlement, however, Ferdinand fails to notice how Mumu has materialized from a puddle of spilled Pepsi beneath him, and then gets his testicles Mortal Kombat uppercut all they way up to his throat by Mumu wearing a massive cartoon boxing glove.

His cat genes flare up, and he lets out the Cry of his People:

If it was ME in that office with Kirsten, I’d tell her “look man I don’t care what you two got going on with each other, not my business, not my egg’s nest, but what I do care about is that you pay my Doctor’s Fee.”

She’d shrug her shoulders and figure that even RI higher ups like their kickback, and would motion for me to name my price. That’s when I’d produce a slip of paper and hand it to her.

The paper has “MUELSYSE” written on it, and once she looks back my way, I’m there helping my best friend Mumu into the duffel bag.

[ichor-and-symbiosis]

Okay I need your ocs to stop making my bisexual ass fall in love. They’re both great. 🥰🥰

as a bisexual myself, i am physically incapable of not making attractive characters of any gender 

[isekaisyouwithmyforearmlaser]

god im so fucking sick of people telling me theyre so proud of me for taking in my little sister like this is fucking easy in comparison to everything like the moment i tell them it isnt hard for me cause i used to be a full time nanny they go "well still at your age its different" like yeah and it was different when i used to give my mom baths when she came home completely shitfaced when i was 10 but you didnt see me fucking feel bad for myself or anyone tell me how proud they are of me even my mom ignored it and didnt acknowledge the factg that i took care of her more than she ever raised me LAST FUCKING WEEK but i cant be annoyed i just have to smile and go thank you im so young and naive and then they give me unsolictied advice and tell me im so strong like holy fuck die die die die and i feel so bad because this week ive been so fucked cause of work and my little sister is gone from her friends and i got enough money to pay 10 dollars for tickets to see this movie she wanted to see cause she lost her childhood dog yesterday (and i know its probably dead but when she asks me i say god is with it and keeping him safe) and i thought here i can cheer her up and then my car got stuck and then i was sitting there for an hour trying to dig it out and some guy comes up and tries to help and then he just goes well its stuck good and i start freaking out and he says that its not a big deal and i need to calm down andd i nearly fucking went nuts on him i just told him to fuck off that he doesnt know me i didnt ask to raise a child right now i had plans and dreams and i cant even fucking be mad theyre all being ruined because its not like i had the willpower and discipline to really see them through anyways and im just so fucking mad right now and i feel like ive been so mad ive just been hiding it and im so fucking mad at everyone i know and im mad at myself now my mom only calls me when shes asking for money and all my friends say you cant blame yourself about the hospitalization like you were going to kill yourself and its like no matter what i do i wasnt good enough for my little sister because now we are broke as fuck and all my friends are throwing a fucking pity party for me that makes me want to kms cause the only way i know how to feel useful (which up until this point i felt very useful because i was the sole provider for my family) is by giving money and the moment i gave a shit about my self my entire family got evicted and everyone in my life just turned the other way. MY BROTHER who fucking molested me just ignores me when i beg him to help not for me (hes never given a shit about me ive always just been some cum rag to him) but for our siblings but he ignored me and his fucking wife has the balls to like my family photos on xmas with me and my papaw and my little sister fuck them fuck them all fuck everyone i know what a bunch of assholes. everything i do now is for her. and everyone keeps trying to convince me to take my sister away from my mom.

theyd sooner traumatize my sister more than try to actually help my family. im so fucking sad and i cant even donate my plasma just to make ends meet because i have fucking PTSD AND IM TRANS and they have to get signed off otherwise what?? i might contaminate their fucking plasma ppool with my peepee genes??

and im this close to just doing sex work to get by im so fucking mad and i dont want to ask for help i just want to do things right and none of this is fucking fair but its even less fair for ema cause she tries so hard to be happy buut i know shes so sad. and i was so overwhelemed and freaking out i had a tantrum because things didnt go according to plan and that guy just stared at me and left and i realized im always going to be alone like this but the least i can do is do something for her and i cant even do that and i was so mad i couldnt hug her and i felt bad but i just needed alone time but now shes alone and i dont know what to do because i just need to be alone but i cant have her be sad and she just wanted to see this movie and they wont refund me and im so fucking mad and god. god is the only one even here for me. everyone else left cause i got "too much" from drinking or i was "tgoo mean" or i just act weird or i am too distant or im too needy and honestly i dont think i care about anyone anymore. im so fucking empty and im so fucked up that the only people i can get off to are people who look like my brother and i fucking hate him. and i want to tell him soo bad that i remember everything. i remember when he used to kiss me when i was asleep in highschool cause i wasnt sleeping i was just too scared to move. and i remember when he left for 5 years i thought it was my fault for not taking the hint and letting him have something romantic with me wit hmy fucking brother. and now i cant have a normal realtionship without having panic attacks in bed and freezing up and dissassociating and everyone thinks its so funny because i havent had sex and its like bro who the fuck would want to after that. god i fucking hate everyone right now

[aragima]

me: wow testosterone dominant puberty kind of blows. i smell weird and my voice keeps cracking and i’m pretty sure i inherited my dad’s bald gene. i wonder if being on t is truly worth it…

also me: peepee get bigger :-)

[bitchynaruto]

do u think minato had a small dick? i mean naruto has a small one canonically and even kawaki calls boruto small fry. do u think this is all minato or is it like kushina’s bobblehead genes all over again?

we cant blame kushina for everything let minato have the tiny peepee

[dearestlouis]

𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅,

Today is our 6th month of being together and I'm so happy to have you in my life. I'm not a perfect one for you, but you always told me that I'm the prettiest ever. Who's lucky? Absolutely me. Through this, I want to show you that there are so many people who support us. And I'd love to welcome the baby together with you. We shall to hold each other's hands tightly, I love you the most! xx

𝑨 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 :

⋆ Hello, dearest Joy and my twin Johnny.

I'm so glad to see this couple at first. You guys look so great together and I must say that you guys are the best couple I've ever seen! I wish you guys nothing but happiness; I hope your marriage life will always be romantic and last long. Can't wait till I see you guys have a kid.👀 Wishing all of the best for you guys! —JOHNTSUH

⋆ Starting off this message to Johnny oppa and Joy unnie for reaching another month together! It probably was not an easy road but both of you went through it well together and I hope it'll stay that way for a loooong time! Congratulations and happy monthsary once again! 🥳 — KlMSOHYUNN

⋆ MEMLO LOVEBIRDS! Congratulations for reaching another happy moment together. I hope both of your love will keep getting bigger every day! Thank you for taking care of my unnie well ❤️ stay longlast! —KAGNMlNAH

⋆ Hello Joy and her husband, I am very happy to see you have come this far and I hope you will be together forever. Your marriage is proof and witness that your love will always be united until your hair turns white. I pray for your good, make it last guys. 🤍 —roisiepark

⋆ Hello, Johnny hyung and Joy noona. J2(?) so there will be J3? i believe it will since Joy noona is having something called cutiebean inside her tummy right? i'm so happy for the two of you. Wow time flies that quick now Johnny hyung will become a father, Joy noona will become a mother and i will become an .... uncle? omg congratulations to both of you i'm very happy for both of you! not only that, i also want to congratulate you both for spending 6 months together. it is quite a long time, you guys have gone ups and downs together for so long. I hope you two will always be happy, your time always filled with love and always cheerish each moment together. I'm beyond happy for both of you. 🤍 — HENDEURl

⋆ happy monthsary lovebirds! anyways, as you guys going to be a parents soon, i have a strong feeling that this is the beginning of many great things. have fun discovering the surprises and perks of being parents. i will keep you in my prayers and also thank you so much for making me an auntie. can't wait to meet your ray of sunshine💛 — withlovewheein

⋆ Hello there, my sweetest brother and his beloved! I am feeeeling so great to hear that both of you have reached the sixth months of living with each other. I only have one wish that i want both of you always stay together and sharing bunch of memories together. Thank you for taking care of my brother, and please love him and take care of him well. 🥺 Happy 6th monthsarry! 💗 — Kakak Ayel sayangnya Tobi.

⋆ Good day, johoenny the peepee 👉🏻👌🏻💦 HAHAHAHAHA.

First of all, damn your wife is sweet ay. I can see now why you were so eager to make the baby🤡

But well! Happy 6th monthsarry to both of you🔥🔥🔥 it may be a short yet long journey but i know both of you can last really really long. Hope you 2 will stay sweet and lovey-dovey like this.

And also for Joy, i wish the best for your pregnancy! Im sure the baby will be as strong as the parents *lets pray that johnny's horny genes wont get into the baby 🤡*.

Best luck for everything, guys!

P.s please do tell me the birth date so i can come unlike the wedding 💀 — bobbyrxnika

⋆ Hi, lovebirds. It’s been a while since my last wishes on your wedding day and now i’m gonna throw some words again for you two. So, how’s your marriage life? It’s fun right? Even i don’t really know how you treat each other, but i can see Johnny can be a perfect husband for Joy since she always talk about how lovely Johnny is. And i’m very thankful for keeping my sister safe with you, Johnny. Also, congratulation soon-to-be parents! Promise i will buy some good stuffs for my niece/nephew later! I hope you both will only meet the happiness in life for a very long time! ♡

Sincerely,

kembang desa cicaheum.

⋆ Happy 6th monthsary, my favorite love birds.

May you both love and care for each other as you do today till infinite. may you create countless memories in coming years and grow stronger each day. may this monthsary be magical enough to add great love, care, and compassion in your live.

With love,

Vira [TAENGIM]

⋆ Hello to the cutest couple ever, Johnny oppa and Joy unnie! First thing first, thank you so much for inviting me to your wedding (it is one of the most memorable things that I’ve ever had in this world!) so for you two.. I wish you two for always be surrounded by happiness. Please enjoy all those quality time you could spend together. I hope nothing would butt into you two’s happiness. Stay healthy and happy! <3

Love, Siyeon.

⋆ To the most adorable and sweetest couple on earth, Alodie and Louis, congratulations for reaching up another milestones in your relationship! I notice how both of you being a simp for each other and that's wonderful. Louis, I would bid my utmost thanks for taking care of Odie really well, you know I always count on you when it comes to her. May both of you be blessed with happiness and more love for another upcoming journey, another anniversaries, to no end. Keep on sailing and be happy, always.

With love,

Buna Lily.

⋆ Happy 6th Monthsarry to you, lovebirds! 🕊❤️

There’s nothing as wonderful as seeing a happily married pair. Your happiness always reflects by the smile in your face and the delight in your eyes. And I as Alodie's beloved mom would like to personally thank Johnny for taking a well care of my daughter. Thank you for making her the happiest she ever been! May the love you have for each other continue to blossom like a rose with each of the passing month (and even year). You have all my greatest wishes and blessings. 🤍 And oh, I'm praying all the best for the baby too. 😜 Grow healthily, little one.

With love,

Adrianne L. Edelstein

⋆ Congratulations for being 6 months together with Joy unnie. Thank you for taking care of her well and make her happier than before. The road is still long way to go, so, i hope the love will always lights up the way. Please always be the lovely couple and lovely siblings for me.

— Kim Yerim

⋆ Best wishes to both of you on your Monthsary. May the love that you share last your lifetime through, as you make a wonderful pair. Happy Monthsary Johnny hyung and Joy noona.

- Doy

⋆ This message is aim to the dearest couple, Alodie and her husband. Time flies, I bet your relationship as a husband and wife is finally reaching a month old. Congratulations for that, I sincerely happy for you two. I wishes both of you to be happy with each other and I wish it'll wrapped with abundant blessing, jolity, and prosperity around so you could have the dream life you've dreamt about. Long live the couple! ♥️

— Calliope, X.

⋆ Happy mensiversary, Joy unnie with her beloved husband. 💗 May the ties that bind you grow ever stronger and hold you steadfast amidst your fears and uncertainties. Never stop being each other’s best friends, and always be each other’s priorities. I love seeing you both in love. Stay this way forever! 🌹

— Aeri

⋆ Hello, Johnny and Joy, oho I just realized that you both are Js. I am here going to congratulate both of you for another months you guys have spent together. Also the fact that Johnny is going to be a daddy soon!

As for my wish is for you both to have a happy and healthy long lasting relationship, being supportive towards each other and take a good care of each other more, okay? Johnny is a good person and I trust him that he will be a good dad and husband too. Also you should love Joy more each day, or I’ll beat your peepee John. OK JK.

Happy 6th Monthsarry!

Love,

Chu.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

So with the recent reveal in Saturnine of the primarch's gene mother, would a female primarch and her descendant female astartes be made in her image and not the emporer? I doubt they'd make that unfortunately but if they do, that could be very interesting. I'd love to see a "Daughters of Urde" legion show up out of nowhere and go wreck shit. I feel like they wouldnt be imperial but also wouldnt be chaos.

I think you’re thinking of a renegade chapter? Renegade chapters don’t necessarily serve chaos, but aren’t inherently aligned with the overarching ethos of the Imperium, either, for whatever reason. A renegade chapter of female astartes would be neat.

It’s possible they’d look more like Ma than Pa, if she was used as a genetic bridging point, given the Emperor’s genes apparently aren’t developed enough to juice up anything without a peepee.

[felidthing-fr]

okay so like i love yellow so i should like the yellow range on fr BUT so many of the genes that add colors like python make it fuckin yellow and brown. peepee poopoo dragon.

[itsthesinbin]

Don’t know stating the facts makes me racist but ok. There’s nothing wrong with white people. Saying someone is biologically something is not the actual definition of racism. This is like stating a black person is not any other race except black. Anyway Racist doesn’t have meaning anymore anyway cuz you types love throwing that shit around. Find a better argument.

“They didn’t dye the actress skin orange like the character. And the wig was ugly. So I don’t think that’s a good comparisen. (Tbh it’s a shame that beautiful actress was tied to the teen titans project. Her skills could of been used a lot better elsewhere. The whole shows garbage and it seemed rushed and all the teen titans look like cheap cosplay).“

Look fam just cause you think racist is a dead word doesn’t mean it is. Your original statement seemed very rooted in racism. Get your head out of your ass and deal with it. Poopoo peepee, you’re not the epitome of word usage.

“They didn’t dye the actress’ skin orange/the wig was ugly” isn’t a good comparison? So if they hire this black actress and dye her skin white would that appease you for her role as Ariel? So if they got a better red wig and put it on Halle Bailey, would that be fine?

It’s literally the same thing. Non-black fictional character is casted, in live action, by a black actress. Anna Diop was cast as Starfire and given a red wig, no matter how ugly you think the wig and costume was. Halle Bailey is cast as Ariel, and will most likely be given a red wig for the role, as Ariel’s hair is very iconic to her character.

The ONLY thing I found in regards to “Does having red hair make you a different race” is the Ginger/Red hair gene coming from the Celtics. But that’s it. And it wasn’t even an official article- it was a question and answer site where ANYONE could answer it. 

So... you can accept there’s gonna be a live action CGI crab with a caribbean accent, there’s gonna be a sea witch and literal poseidon, but the one thing that ruins your view of the movie is the lead- a fictional mermaid played by a real person- is black instead of white. Alright.

Go die mad about it.