#peen in vageen

[topguncortez]

key: ☆ full fic, ♢ one shot, ⏃ drabble, ⏀ series, ♰ AU

ANGST

✧ Reaper ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Pilot | There are some fears from the past that Bradley can't quite shake. But is your love enough to change things for the future? warnings: arguments, cursing, top gun shit, smutty, pregnancy, death.

✧ Goodbye ☆ Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw x ex-wife!reader | they were never good for each other, but they kept falling back in the same pattern. they once said, 'for better or for worse'. warnings: angst! cursing, toxic relationships, cheating

✧ Baby's Baby ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Female | after one night of blurring the line between friends, they must deal with the consequences that follow. warnings: teen pregnancy, mentions of vomiting, pregnancy scares

✧ Is this what you want? ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley meets a girl and falls head over heels, however, there is more to her than what meets the eye. warnings: pregnancy, mentions of cheating, dagger squad being a bunch of assholes.

✧ It Gets Better ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | There is no one else who understands grief better than Bradley Bradshaw. warnings: parental death, grieving, crying, depression.

✧ In the Sun ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Mafia AU | Bradley just wants one day where he can enjoy the Sunshine. warnings: character death, death, mentions of torture, mentions of guns, mentions of drugs, blood, stalking,

✧ Here Comes the Sun ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | there is a reason why children are supposed to outlive their parents. It's so there parents never know a day without the sun. warnings: death of a child, cancer, grieving parents, tears, bad coping mechanisms, heartbreak.

✧ A Supposed Miracle ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | A year ago you survived the unimaginable, but you weren't sure if it was actually the miracle they said it was. warnings: Uranium Mission, description of injuries, mentions of PTSD, amnesia, paralyzation, cursing

✧ Not A Good Experience ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x young Female!Reader | Bradley is acting strange, and you want to get to the bottom of it. warnings: age gap, arguing, verbal fighting, throwing glass (not at anyone), cursing, mentions of cheating, name calling

✧ Leave A Door Open ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley's world gets tilted off its axis when he meets a certain blonde haired, green eyed female. warnings: unplanned pregnancy, mentions of nudity, fear, cursing, mentions of abortion, happy ending:)

SMUT

✧ Two At Once ♢ Jake "Hangman" Seresin x Reader x Bradley "Rooster Bradshaw | “How do you feel about two at once?” warnings: smutty, slash pairing (Hangster), dom/sub dynamic, brat taming dynamic, teasing, allusions of sex

✧ Pregnancy Hormones ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley is finding fun with your heightened pregnancy hormones. warnings: smutty (no actual peen in the vageen), language, cursing, Rooster can't keep his hands to himself

✧ Eager & Obedient ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | You would do anything to pleasure Bradley. warnings: oral sex (m receiving), face fucking, handcuffs, age gap, dom/sub relationship, aftercare king Roo, hair pulling, tears, corruption kink

✧ Give Me More ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley knows what he is doing in bed, but sometimes, you just need a little more. warnings: smut, spitting, dirty talk, hair pulling, dom/sub, oral (m/f receiving), crawling, spanking, slapping, choking, degrading, this is dirty

✧ Older, Wiser, More Experienced ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley knew you were innocent, but he wasn't just sure how innocent you were. warnings: age gap (reader is 23, Bradley is 35), oral sex (f receiving), mentions of phone sex, blink and you miss it corruption kink, a dash of daddy kink.

✧ Even More Experience ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | You decide to take the next step with Bradley. warnings: SMUT, virginity loss, p in v, unprotected sex, cream pie, age gap, oral sex (f receiving), a dash of corruption kink, a lil bit of daddy kink. Bradley is big, alright. This is porn with a dash of plot.

✧ Partition ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley can't say no to you, but he can tell the driver to mind his own business. warnings: age gap, oral sex (m receiving), public sex (back seat of hangman's truck), a dash of voyeurism

✧ Who am I? ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley wants to hear about your day, but only if you call him by the right name. warnings: age gap, a bit of a corruption kink, daddy kink

✧ Nap Interruptions ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley hears you calling out for him in your sleep, but it's okay, cause he's right there to help you. warnings: suggestive, daddy kink, fingering, cockwarming

✧ Anything for Momma ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley gets his wife off by playing with her tits. warnings: pregnancy, nipple play

✧ Rooster "Breeding Kink" Bradshaw ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley tells you that this is going to be your last period. warnings: breeding kink, period sex, dry humping

FLUFF

✧ Hide & Seek ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Pilot | the night before the mission and the pilots want to relax and let loose. And a simple game of hide n seek proves to be much more than just that. warnings: cursing, mentions of sex, mentions of death, sadness

✧ The one where Mav finds out ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Female | Mav finds out about Y/N and Bradley's secret, and he hopes that Bradley does the right things. warnings: teen pregnancy, cursing, mentions of parental death.

✧ Denial of Love ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley is in love with his best friend but he denies such a thing.

✧ What She's Missing ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Seresin!Female | Jake is tired of Bradley giving his sister longing looks, and tells him to go get her.

✧ Worst Best First Date ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | everything that could go wrong, goes wrong, but at least he's got someone willing to brace the suck with him.

✧ Nice Lips, Bradshaw ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Reader | Bradley isn't sure what to say when he kisses his best friend to prove a point to her.

✧ Wherefore art thou, Rooster? ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Reader | Bradley decides to quote Shakespeare as he climbs out of Baby Mitchell's window before Mav comes home

✧ Baby Cravings ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley is more than willing to drive across town at 3AM to get you chicken nuggets. warnings: pregnancy

✧ Morning Sickness ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Pilot | You had been planning on surprising Bradley with the news, but Baby Bradshaw had other plans. warnings: mentions of vomiting, mentions of difficulties getting pregnant.

✧ Great Love ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley grew up with a perfect example of what "great love" is supposed to be. . . but is he prepared for what he could lose if his "great love" doesn't love him back

✧ Honey, I'm Home ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley knows how to make an entrance, and he must make said entrance every time he comes home

EXTRAS

✧ Postpartum Depression - HC

✧ Cuddles - HC

✧ Night Moves ⏀ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | It was supposed to be a nice, easy and fun final summer, the last one spent with his high school friends and family before they'd all go their separate ways in the fall. Except, Bradley didn't expect his mother's cancer to return and for his life to be derailed. But what happens when Bradley meets a girl visiting her grandmother for the summer and turns his life upside down.

✧ Beg For It ⏀♰ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!OC (Sugar) | A troubledsome boy turned stripper falls in love with a woman who could give a fuck less about him.

✧ The Mighty Have Fallen ⏀ ♰ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!OC (Bunny) | ten years ago, a car accident changed Y/N's life as she knew it. Being told that she had some 'guardian angel' that pulled her from the wreckage and saved her. Now, she is back in San Diego and finds out her so called guardian angel is anything but an angel

✧ Dragon & Rooster ⏀ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!OC | Being the younger sister to one of the top female fighter pilots has you on your toes and struggling to get an ounce of power.

[jungle-angel]

Daddy's Bad Little Girl (Calvin Evans x Reader)

Summary: You and Calvin are fooling around one day and you learn a hard lesson in behaving

Warnings: Parenthood, SMUT (peen in vageen, minors do not interact!) daddy kink, breeding kink, spanking etc.

Tagging: @floydsmuse @ateliefloresdaprimavera

The last day of school had finally come, lessons finally over, no papers to grade, no grant proposals to write and not a worry in the world.

Calvin washed himself off in the lab shower, relieved that at last he had no more classes to teach until the fall. The day had been one of the hottest and stickiest so far, the temps already reaching high eighties which had been unusual for mid-May and which had called for an impromptu shower in the lab.

His jazz records played away on the record player, himself relieved that there was no one around to disturb him.......or so he had thought.

Calvin hadn't heard you come in through your secret little entrance or the sound of your bare feet padding along the floor. You giggled quietly to yourself upon seeing his back turned to you, his bare naked ass on full display before your eyes. You should have been able to resist, but the urge to smack his perfectly firm butt-cheek was too perfect to resist.

"Well hello there Professor!"

*SMACK!*

Calvin yelped and whirled around to find you there with your hand clamped over your mouth, trying to hide the laughter that threatened to spill forth.

"JEEBUS, MARY AND JOSEPH WOMAN!!!!" he exclaimed. "You almost gave me a heart attack!"

You giggled a little, but yelped when you felt your husband's wet hands suddenly grab your waist and pull you close to him. Calvin's eyes suddenly darkened with lust as his hands found their way to your own firm behind, giving it a bit of a squeeze.

"You've been a naughty, naughty little girl Mrs. Evans," he growled. "And do you know what happens to naughty little girls when they act up in class?"

You swallowed a little bit, unable to speak the words that had slipped your mind.

Calvin pulled you closer to him, the water falling off his body and dripping down to the fabric of your dress as he pressed a searing kiss to your lips. Your lips moved in sync with each other with Calvin slipping his tongue between your lips and into your mouth. You felt his hands getting a hard grip on the swell of your ass, pulling your skirts up across your thighs and playing with the hem of your panties underneath.

"Wearing the good lace ones I see," he purred.

You whimpered when his hand slowly reached in and began playing with your clit, his fingers slowly swirling around between your legs.

"Oh God Cal...."

"Hmmm?"

"I.......I....I don't......"

"Now don't give me that," he told you. "This is what happens when naughty little girls misbehave."

You squeaked a little when Calvin began unzipping the back of your day dress, the fabric falling off your frame and pooling around your ankles in a damp heap. You flicked it to the corner with your foot before Calvin began pulling your underwear off, flinging it halfway across the room until they landed on your dress.

Calvin carefully lifted you onto the wooden shower rail, the water still running and soaking you both through. You moaned a little as he slipped his stiff cock into your already soaked hole, attacking your neck and dragging his tongue over the most sensitive spots.

"Oh God.......oh Daddy.....Daddy please....." you moaned helplessly.

"Please what sweet pea?"

"Fuck me......just please fuck me already."

Your moans went up a pitch as Calvin thrust in and out of you, slowly and gently, just as he always did, not wanting to bruise or hurt you.

Calvin drew out every moan he possibly could before spilling into you, the tingling between your legs becoming unbearable as his head came to rest on your shoulder, his arms around you and yours around him.

"God (y/n) you're amazing," he mumbled.

You laughed but you were both suddenly startled by pounding on the door. "Stay right here," Calvin ordered.

You stifled a moan as he pulled right out of you, throwing a towel around his waist as you hid yourself in the shower. Another loud knock followed which had irked Calvin to no end.

"D'Nadi you two headed troll!" Calvin thundered. "How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not to be disturbed?!"

Calvin threw open the lab door, furious that the bane of his existence had disturbed him at such an hour, the former stammering about how he had forgotten something at the lab.

"I'm sure whatever it was is either up your ass or out in the dumpster with the rest of you," Calvin told him. "Now if you will kindly remove yourself and your foot from the door, that would be very much appreciated."

"And if I don't?"

"I'll have Six-Thirty shit in your rosebushes," Calvin told him before abruptly slamming the door.

You giggled a little before popping back up out of the lab shower. "That was great," you laughed.

"Oh just wait till we get home," Calvin purred in your ear.

[jrueships]

yall i am too scared of ween and peen and vageen and of posting to write smut. i am relying on YOU guys!!! I AM RELYING ON yOU!!!!!!!!!!

[finniestoncrane]

I thought you'd appreciate that I got in an argument with one of my mates in rehearsal if Ed Nygma pulled more than Pam Isley, and the agreement was Edward could get more if he shut up

(i can't start every message with an apology for how long it's taken me to get to it but i am SORRY lmao)

ok hard agree with you on the fact that he'd pull a lot more if he could shut up BUT

i don't think there's a world in the multiverse where wham bam thank you pam would not be drowning in options if she chose to accept them so i think she would always beat eddie in the competition of "green mean and getting that peen/vageen"

[hxxrtsurgery]

Hi guys ^_^ I don’t think I’ve ever posted my art on here so lmk what all think :] feedback welcome !!<3

I had to try to do a bunch of closeups b/c my camera refuses to NOT blur out almost everything 😭 hopefully the peen and vageen doesn’t get this taken down 🙏

[setbabiesonfire]

I've been noticing straight up peen and vageen on my dash again, does Tumblr not care again? I can't keep up with this site, like, I still use it but I don't still use it, ya know.

What's the deal these days?

[mistressbredcrms]

skeins before peens and vageens

[bumbalina]

what is the rage about gay people. some men like peen and some women like vageen what is the hold-up.

[shannaraisles]

For @spiffing.

At long last, Adam and the detective go all the way.

Excerpt -

“Are you certain?”

Three simple words. Words that had been far too long in the saying, but words that were still needed in this moment. Even after all this time, after so many wishes spoken aloud only to be denied, so many kisses stolen swiftly just to see his skin darken in a rosy flush, you feel yet another part of yourself melt at this new moment of uncertainty in Adam du Mortain.

Even now, pressed close together amid the disarray of bedsheets, guaranteed privacy by the simple fact that Nate encouraged Felix to take the rest of them out for the evening, his fear is given a moment of free rein. But only a moment, soothed away by the grip of your hands in the soft fabric of his t-shirt, the breathless arch of your neck, lips seeking his once again to taste the near shy curve of his rare smile. His hand slides from your ribs to your hip, and still lower with a jerk of motion that has your thigh hooked at his waist, dull flames roaring through your veins with the anticipation of ... everything. Not a single patch of unprofessional skin is uncovered, and yet you feel you might implode with just one more of these soft, demanding kisses. The man is the walking epitome of the slowburn trope; even when kisses, touches, longing warmth shared is undeniably on the cards, he still needs to hear you say it.

Your name falls tenderly from his lips, ghosting against the curve of your jaw before green eyes lift to yours, so intense, so focused, that you feel your head start to spin just from the power of his attention.

“Tell me,” he whispers, and there is the quiet desperation, the need to be certain ... to know that you are certain.

[READ on AO3]

[casmick-consequences]

dean is trans because i’m trans and i’m dean-coded therefor dean is alan-coded, thank you for coming to my tedtalk :)

[topguncortez]

Could you do 67 Hot in Herre w/ Rooster and Pregnant wife (?)

pairing: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x female!reader warnings: smutty (no actual peen in the vageen), language, cursing, Rooster can't keep his hands to himself Rooster Bradshaw Masterlist | Main Masterlist 3 fucking K celebration :)

When you found out that you and Rooster were expecting a baby together, you were both over the moon excited. Rooster had always wanted a family of his own, after losing his own so young. The moment that he had met you, he knew that you were the one for him. The one that he was going to love forever. The one that was going to be the perfect wife and mother.

You had never seen a man so obsessed with their partners pregnancy like Bradley was. He had books on books about pregnancy and fetal development. He was always at every appointment and had questions to ask your OB. He was so attentive to every little change in your body and mood. Bradley could tell that something was wrong with just one singular sigh out of your mouth.

Bradley deserved an award when it came to your mood swings. He handled them all with stride, wiping the tears from your cheeks or getting you food at whatever time of the day. And probably the favorite. . . have sex whenever you needed it.

You had never been hornier in your life than you are at six months pregnant. You were feeling great in the second trimester, you were still pretty mobile and not feeling like you were too big yet. Rooster was loving every second of it. He felt like the sex the two of you were having was some of the best yet.

Rooster was currently sitting at his desk in the study. He had his glasses on (which he would never admit to his fellow aviators that he wore) as he read through different emails. You were upstairs, smirking at yourself in the mirror at the lingerie set you had on. You had yelled at Bradley this morning for eating the last chocolate chip muffin. He had come home with replacement muffins from your favorite bakery, which made you tear up. So you wanted to make it up to him.

The lingerie set was a soft baby blue silk bra and underwear. You paired it with a matching robe. You curled your hair and put on light makeup, trying to look as sexy as you can at six months pregnant. Your bump was on display, which you knew was going to drive Bradley insane.

"Oh, Rooster!" You called out, walking down the stairs. Bradley smirked as he heard his callsign fall from your lips. He knew you had one thing on your mind since he walked in with chocolate chip muffins.

"In here, baby!" Bradley called back. He sat back in his chair, closing his eyes and folded his hands behind his head. He opened an eye at the sound of your footsteps walking into the office. He sat up quickly, his jaw dropping at the sight of you.

"Well, hello there, Mrs. Bradshaw," Bradley smirked, taking his glasses off and setting them down on the desk. You bit your lip as you walked over to him. He pulled you in and sat you down on his knee, "What are you doing?"

"I thought you deserved a thank you for putting up with me and bringing me muffins," You said, draping your arms around his neck. You gently placed a hand on his cheek, and kissed him.

"Mm," Bradley said, "It's the least I can do, baby. Got all dressed up for me?" His hand went to your bare bump, rubbing the skin softly.

"I did," You kissed his cheek, trailing your lips up to his ear, "All for you. . . daddy."

"What do you need, baby?"

"You," You pouted and ran your hands down his chest, "I need you, baby, please."

Bradley chuckled, "Seriously, when are you never horny?"

"It's because of you!" You gently slapped his chest, "You just. . . ugh! You just walk around like sex on two legs and I want to climb you like a tree?"

"Oh really?" Bradley smirked, and picked up your body enough to set you on his desk. You nodded and watched as Bradley sunk to his knees in front of you, "Well, I better not keep a girl waiting any longer."

[lespcir]

minnie found it hard to trust people, not for any particular reason, she hadn’t been hurt bad before, but she was wary of everyone. not this person though, minnie was happy about them. they hadn’t been together long, but she really felt safe with them. she was snuggled up to the other, they were napping together. their short relationship was truly bliss, until she heard them speak. “hmm?” she looked up, and they spoke again. but the name wasn’t hers. she frowned and pushed them away as she sat up. “youre fucking kidding me,” she rubbed her temples and threw her pillow down to wake them up. “can you go? now?”

based on this. @souvexirs

[vigilantes-pinkytoe]

Peacemaker and Vigilante Sleep/Cuddle Headcanons

I couldn't sleep so here we go lol I might add to these later buuuut idk

These are SFW btw :)

Peacemaker; Christopher Smith 🕊️

He usually likes you laying on his chest.

Sometimes he'll spoon you but he's gotta be big spoon.

Once he's asleep I think he'd snore lol

He has a really soft snore though if that makes sense...? It isn't so wild that it keeps you up all night.

Also fights for his life in his sleep like-

You'll wake up and he's sprawled out, tangled in you but also the sheet has come off on his side, there are pillows on the floor, somehow he's got one sock on-

It's wild

Anywho he tries hard to be some tough guy but we all know he's a softie at heart.

Once in a while he'll prefer laying on your chest or stomach.

Please pet his hair, he's so soft you just gotta coax him into it.

Like in front of people he'll put up that tough guy act but alone he'll lay his head in your lap sometimes and want you to pet him

He likes to ramble about his day to you sometimes if something really crazy happened and he'll just keep going sometimes until he notices you've gone quiet

When you fall asleep before him, he'll kiss your forehead or something of that nature and drift to sleep himself :)

Vigilante; Adrian Chase 🧜‍♂️

Chatty Kathy

He's gonna just ramble on and on and it doesn't matter what it is.

"Y/N do you ever think about how different aliens have sex in Star Trek?? Like what do different alien peens look like? What about alien vageens??? Do you think they-"

Inspired by a real conversation I had-

Anyways

He likes to face you when he does this.

When he cuddles he's a limb tangler as well

Got his arms and legs wrapped around you at all times

He fidgets a lot too so sometimes during his little rants or whatever he'll play with your hands or your hair

Once he's asleep, he's much calmer

For the most part...

He'll steal the cover from you, not on purpose, but because he's stuck-

Man's tangled himself up in it and accidentally made a cocoon please help him-

He's touchy though, he really loves you so even in public he'll lay in your lap or sit you in his unless you're really against it

An avid cuddler 100% he just likes being near you is all <3

[getoswhore]

have you heard of the girl on tiktok that literally had SEX with the eren figure 😭 GIRL PUT THE PEEN INSIDE HER VAGEEN

yall about to see me on the news frfr "girl gets nsfw figure of geto stuck in her ass"

[randomburneracct]

peen the goes into the vageen

[ffs-abalisk]

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Signed: Joseph Kars