#pedro character perfect peach

[covetyou]

Friends, pals, and internet strangers, please hear my desperate humble request for your help...

I am on the hunt for your favourite, most juicy, butt sex/anal play fics. It is a totally legitimate research project - the search for The Perfect Peach.

Of course, I will be sharing my findings with everyone in the form of The Perfect Peach Fic Rec list when the time comes, and I'll be adding to this indefinitely.

Ultimately, I am not fussy with what you send to me - I am open to any Pedro character, and any length fic (multi-chap? hit me! drabble? a-okay! oneshot? gimme!). The only rules?

must include anal play/anal sex/butt shenanigans

no deadline/time limit - my thirst is never ending

preferably, the P-boy is doing the butt stuff - this can be to a reader character, another character, another Pedro character...

self recs welcome!

(this last one exists because P-boy pegging fics seem to pop up for me all the time now, with great thanks to events like the Peg That Middle Aged Man Campaign)

Recommend a fic in the comments below, DM me, or shoot me an ask. Or, you can tag me! Feel free to tag me as and when you post, or slip me an @ in the comment section of a fic you think fits the bill.

And if you want to write some butt stuff just for me? Well, that's just peachy, and I might just love you forever.

I almost called this The Buttening, or a Buttstravaganza, but didn't want to be too weird.

[talaok]

can you write actress!reader and their daughter visiting pedro on set or pedro coming back home and surprising his daughter after being away filming please

i just love dad!pedro fluff

Warnings: surprisingly a touch of angst but really just a pinch I promise

“Hi,” you smiled, greeting Craig “Thank you for doing this”

“Of course” he reassured you “he talks about you all the time anyways, and… this way he’ll probably want to get scenes right, right away so it’s a win-win” he joked, making you chuckle.

Suddenly, you felt a tug at your hand.

“Sweetie, say hi”

Your daughter looked up at Craig, her dad’s big brown eyes cute as ever.

“Hi,” she waved, or at least tried to, wave at him.

“Hi there honey, you’re bigger each time I see you”

“‘S not true, I’m always the same,” she said between giggles

“Oh no you’re growing my friend,” he said, crouching down to her level “Next thing I know you’ll be taller than me”

“But that’s impossible“ she laughed

“We’ll see” Craig teased, getting back up to you.

“We should go”

__ __ __

"Heard that sweetie? we have to be real quiet now" You whispered as Craig led you onto the set

"Can you do that?"

She nodded, and you couldn't help but smile to yourself, she would have never been this obedient if not for what she knew was about to come.

"Here" Craig murmured as he closed a heavy white door behind you "We should almost be done with the scene"

You followed him until he stopped right in front of a little screen that showed what the camera was filming.

The scene had already started, and it followed Pedro as he walked around a makeshift apartment.

He had sent you pictures of him in character before, but seeing him in real life was much different.

They had made streaks of his hair and beard white, and he was wearing a black and green flannel that looked approximately a hundred years old.

You liked this rough look, he didn't believe you when you first told him, but seeing him now only made you more sure. He looked hot, and you made a mental note to tell him later.

Your daughter's hand was still gripping yours, but her eyes were wide with amazement as she watched her own daddy at work.

She had been down the whole day. It was a beautiful sunny Saturday and no matter what you tried to do with her, read her her favorite stories, bring her to the park, make the swing fly real high like she begged you do to each time... nothing worked, and only once you set her down to talk, she had confessed what was wrong all along.

She missed her dad.

You already had half a mind that's what it was, but you weren't sure, and when she finally told you, you felt your chest warm a bit.

Of course she did, just as you did,

Pedro had been really busy with this project, and he tried to be home as much as possible, God knows how much it pained him too, but today was Saturday, and he usually never worked on weekends, and as much as your daughter was used to not seeing much of him during the week, they used to spend every waking moment together on Saturdays and Sundays, and she didn't like the change of routine, not one bit.

The recalling of your morning was suddenly interrupted by a loud "Cut!"

The silence that filled the air before was gone in a second, as seemingly everyone rushed on set.

"You wanna go again?" Pedro asked who you assumed was the director.

"no we got it, it was perfect"

"great" Pedro smiled, starting to walk off the set, but the moment he did, something caught his attention.

"Daddy!"

You glanced beneath you, and to your amusement, your daughter wasn't there, instead, she was running towards your husband.

“What?" Pedro's eyes widened, but he wasted no time crouching down to catch her as she ran right into his arms "Peach?" he asked, hugging her tight while standing up.

"Hi" you smiled walking up to them

"Sweetheart!? what is happening?" he said, beaming

You shrugged, caging a grin between your teeth "We missed you"

And at that, he had to pause, his glimmering eyes glancing between the two loves of his life.

"I missed you so much Daddy!" your daughter joined, her pigtails hitting Pedro's cheek as she hid her face between his shoulder and neck.

"I missed you too angel" he promised, stroking her back and kissing her hair "Missed you a lot" You took a step closer, taking his free hand in yours and placing a gentle kiss on his lips.

"hi," you repeated yourself in a quiet whisper

"Hi" he smiled, kissing you again

"Hey!" your daughter suddenly interrupted, making both of you chuckle.

"sorry baby" you excused yourself, leaning away "he's all yours"

She made a satisfied sound before her eyes started attentively examing Pedro's face.

"you look old" she stated, making you snort.

Pedro feigned a gasp, clearly stifling a smile "What did you just say to me?"

Your daughter giggled “you look old, daddy”

“I can’t believe this! You don’t see me for a day and already think I look old!?”

“Your hair is white!” she laughed pointing at them.

“I can't believe this!” he kept up his farce, obviously entertaining her “I’ve always looked like this! Since when do you not like my hair?”

“‘S not true” she shook her head, still chuckling ” This is not your hair”

“It sure is”

”No it's not, you have brown hair like me daddy!” She protested ”tell him mommy!” She called for your help, turning to you.

”You’re right baby” you reassured her

��See? Mommy says I’m right”

”Alright, alright, you caught me” Pedro smiled, giving up ” You’re too smart angel” he kissed her cheek, starting to walk towards some chairs off the set.

Your daughter stayed gripped around him like her life depended on it even as he sat down.

”so did you have fun today?” he asked, setting her on his knees.

“Me and Mommy went to the park”

“That’s nice” Pedro smiled, stroking her hair.

“I wanted you to be there” she suddenly pouted, and you saw the look in your husband’s eyes. You saw how much those words affected him, how much they pained him.

“I know” he said “I’m sorry”

“I’ll make it up to you sweetie”

“How?” she asked, with that sassy tone she had recently discovered.

“Tomorrow, we’ll do whatever you want”

“Anything?” her eyes sparked with mischief

“Anything, peach” he promised seconds before she nestled into his chest again, hugging him even tighter.

— — —

In just twenty minutes, your daughter's soft snores started making their way to your ears.

You smiled, watching her sleeping so peacefully on her daddy’s shoulder.

“You spoil her too much” you teased, your fingers gently playing with Pedro’s ones as you set beside him.

“How could I not, have you seen her?” He whispered, still petting her hair.

A familiar smile spread on your face, but before you could fully take it in, a small sigh fled your lips.

“She misses you, Pedro,” you said, your eyes finding his, and in them, a somber understanding.

He already knew. And it destroyed him every day.

“I miss you” you added with a small frown.

He turned his palm to hold your hand, a small gesture, a small -I’m here-

“I know” he spoke after a brief moment “I miss you too”

You nodded, a quiet understanding passing between you.

“I’ll never work on weekends again,” he said

“Pedro that’s not in your control” You shook your head

“I don’t care, I’ll stand my ground” he murmured, his thumb drawing patterns on your hand “I can’t go on like this sweetheart, I want to be there for you, for both of you, and I’m tired of not doing that, I’m tired of missing you all-day baby” he whispered, frustration tracing his words.

You rested your head on his shoulder, a small -I’m here- of your own.

“I know” you spoke, softly rutting your head against his shoulder “It’ll be alright, we’ll find a way”

“Thank you for doing this” he murmured, feeling like the luckiest man in the world sitting between you “I love you”

“I love you too baby” you smiled, leaning up to give him a quick kiss.

And immediately, even if still asleep, your daughter's small arms tightened around his neck possessively, a small “daddy” escaping her lips.

You chuckled, as Pedro absolutely melted at the image

“She’s such a daddy’s girl”

[pedrospatch]

The amount of words of affirmation in the drabble is so freaking therapeutic to me GIRLL MY HEART WAS GIGGLING ITS OUT OF MY CHEST FROM HAPPINESS WJSKDNKDDN

The drabble is perfect, you always manage to fall for him more!?!? You're like Eros I swear and peach, ayyy I relate so much to her anxious rambling. And just how Joel talked to her UGH MADE ME FEEL SO LOVED I needed that love tonight, not gonna lie

Now, if u excuse I'll go scream at my pillow because I will never have a man like him

Great as always!! You're a badass writer, Vee💗🫶🏻

HI MY LOVE 🤍 first off thank you so much for reading my lil drabble. I hope you’re doing okay and I am sending you alllllll the Pedro sized hugs right now 🥺 tbh I think the reason this idea came to me was because I needed some love too so I’m glad it elicited some positive feelings for you too as well 😭

also yeah between myself and all the other writers who write Joel/other Pedge characters I’m never gonna find a man who meets my unrealistic ass expectations lmao

[pascalpanic]

Congrats on the follower milestone! 🎉 can I request a ship?

I’m 29, full-figured, kind of a homebody. I don’t mind going out, but my inner circle is really small. I’m very type A, organized, independent, and I at least pretend like I have my shit together most of the time. I’m not afraid to speak my mind or get into a discussion or disagreement. But I’m also willing to listen to different points of views and I internalize a lot.

I’ve been single for a long time, but I’d love not to be. I’m just kind of slow to trust, but once you’ve got me I’m loyal for life.

I’m really big into movies, I’ll watch anything once. Also a big reader and a big nerd about my interests. I’m really into astrology, I’m an Aquarius sun, Capricorn rising, Scorpio moon.

Honestly one of my favorite ways to show affection (besides being supremely touchy-feely once I know someone) is just doing mundane things with people like running errands, doing chores, just existing with the other person in their day to day life.

Thanks so much for doing this you’re a peach! 🧡

I would ship you with Frankie Morales!

Frankie is a total homebody too. He loves hanging out with the guys, but he’d really prefer to stay at home and have them come to him. You just wanting to vibe at home is absolutely perfect to him. He’s all about the cuddles and is always down for a movie marathon! 

He also really loves just spending quality time together, doing whatever. He’ll take you to Target and buy you that ridiculous squishmallow then buy you coffee on the way home and you two can mindlessly do your work together in the kitchen with some music on. That intimacy is something really important to Frankie. 

Depending on what we’re talking about, Frankie is either really well organized or a complete scatterbrain. His garage is practically organized by the Dewey Decimal System for wrenches or something. His closets? Like a bomb went off. He could really use and would totally appreciate your organizational skills!

it’s a party! send me a request and I’ll ship you with a Pedro character!

[greatdrams]

Dewar’s Double Double Series is a new range of blended whiskies that have been aged 4-times for ultimate smoothness.

Exciting times ahoy for whisky nerds around the world as Dewar’s has developed a unit four-stage ageing process to create, what they describe, as “ultimate smoothness” in their whisky.

In their words:

“This unique ‘double double’ 4-stage ageing process allows the Single Grain and Single Malt in the whisky blend to fuse multiple times in their individual oak casks before being aged together. They are then meticulously processed in a selection of sherry casks for the perfect finish”

Here’s a handy video that explains how this four-stage ageing process works:

So what is the Dewar’s Double Double Series all about then?

Brilliantly, the range – which is non-chill filtered and all been bottled at their respective natural colours – is comprised of some seriously well-aged whiskies, starting at 21 Year Old before graduating to a 27 Year Old with the Dewar’s Double Double Series 32 Year Old.

Each in the series has been finished in a different type of sherry cask;

The Dewar’s Double Double Series 21 Year Old has been finished in Oloroso sherry casks, the Dewar’s Double Double Series 27 Year Old has been finished in Palo Cortado sherry casks, and the Dewar’s Double Double Series 32 Year Old has been finished in Pedro Ximenez sherry casks.

Dewar’s Double Double Series Unique Four-Stage Ageing Process

My tasting notes for the Dewar’s Double Double Series

Dewar’s Double Double Series 21 Year Old Finish: Oloroso sherry casks

I’m always a fan of an Oloroso matured and / or finished whisky, these casks typically do wonders for the spirit and, if well balanced, can create something truly memorable, and this does not disappoint, not one bit.

Nose

When sitting with this dram, I was picking up a smooth spicy note with a nice amount of Oloroso sherry influence, an element of sweetness along with Muscovado sugar.

Palate

Definitely a nice smooth spicy note present that develops in the mouth over a couple of minutes as a fruity note softens and brings balance to the whisky. There’s a pronounced peach note, a waxy mouthfeel and a now-beautiful warming spice. Ooomph.

Dewar’s Double Double Series 27 Year Old Finish: Palo Cortado sherry casks

Palo Cortado can be a weird mofo, you don’t see it often and when you do it always raises both eyebrows and smiles. I’ve only tried a handful of Palo Cortado matured / finished whiskies, this one was pleasantly smooth, fruity… but still a tad weird!

Nose

On the nose, I was immediately getting the dusty smell of old libraries, maybe a soapy note there too, stone fruit beautifully brings character along with an unexpected toffee and vanilla note. There is a muted smoke note there too which is superbly pleasant.

Palate

For me this one was fruity, smoky, lemony and totally unexpected… not like any whisky I’ve ever tried I don’t think. Still really easy drinking, and I definitely enjoyed it, just a different animal. It grows on you too, so may seem a little odd at first, very briefly, then that citrus note sings superbly, as does a subtle honey note too and a note of those white and pink marshmallows I remember enjoying (too many of) as a kid.

Dewar’s Double Double Series 32 Year Old Finish: Pedro Ximenez sherry casks

Nose

This is easy; its beautiful. Fcuking hell that’s an indulgent, immersive nose you just want to spend a hell of a lot of time with.

Palate

The palate was very PX, proper 80s style Speyside smoke and character present too, a lovely smooth sweetness, a lovely spice notes too and so many layers. A great finish just rounds it out. This is a near-perfect whisky, one I am hoping to spend a lot more time with before it sells out, without doubt my favourite of the three.

In summary

All in all a wonderful range, the four-stage ageing process has definitely delivered three wonderfully smooth whiskies, that’s without doubt. Each different, each with its own character, and each packed with flavour that compliments one another whilst setting out its own personality too. Seriously good stuff.

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Transparency: I attended the launch of the range, and the bottles were sent to me for review and photography, but, as always, my views, opinions and commentary remains 100% my own. 

The Dewar’s Double Double Blended Scotch Whisky Range Review Dewar’s Double Double Series is a new range of blended whiskies that have been aged 4-times for ultimate smoothness.

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Salamina, in many respects, personifies Colombia. The brightly painted buildings so typical of the town are almost like works of fantasy. However, scratch the surface and another reality emerges. Behind the soft pastel facades of this national heritage town, evidence remains of the brutal class divisions that have scarred the country. The stories are everywhere…hidden in open view. 

Sitting on a bench looking towards the cemetery and the surrounding valley, it was hard not to feel enchanted. A rainbow hung in the sky above my head. Birds chirped and the buildings all around me looked as if they had emerged from a paintbox: cream, baby blue, peach and a lively shade of grey. The buzzing cicadas brought the vegetation to life (a curious sensation in a cemetery). Yet, even here, the evidence of the past wasn’t too far away.

A plaque opposite the entrance records two interesting facts. Firstly, the site is a Colombian National Monument. Secondly, a wall ran right through the middle of the cemetery until 1975. Its purpose was to separate the rich from the poor. In other words, class division in Salamina continued…even in death.

Cemetery in Salamina, Caldas

  Why visit Salamina?

Visiting the town requires a detour from Manizales, but the physical and architectural beauty of Salamina more than justify a visit. The buildings in the centre have earned the town National Heritage status, something that touristy Salento hasn’t yet achieved. However, it’s the exuberant vegetation that often captivates travellers who make it to Salamina. Relative peace means that increasing numbers of people are ‘discovering’ Colombia. In the process, local beauty spots like Salamina are opening up to the outside world.

Architecture in Salamina 

Typical colours of Salamina, Caldas

Like every city, town or village in Colombia, the centre of Salamina is Plaza Bolívar. Simón Bolívar, the military hero who led much of Latin America to freedom, died penniless in Caracas (modern-day Venezuela). In Salamina his bust stands in front of the fountain, the centrepiece of the square, and he gazes almost directly across to the Davienda ATM. Think about this! Fans of aguardiente, the local firewater, will note that the town drunks often hang out on the bench right in front of The Liberator.  Indeed, we can only speculate about what the great man might have made of this location.

Interestingly, Bolívar has his back turned to the church that dominates his plaza.  It was apparently one of the first churches in Latin America to have been built without supporting pillars. Also, unsurprisingly in the local context, seating was according to social class. The upper and middle classes had designated seats in the centre or at the sides. Meanwhile, the poor could sit or stand at the back.

Outside on the streets is where the real architectural marvels lie. Houses climb sloping streets. Each one seems determined to outdo its neighbours in a battle of intricately decorated doors, windows, balconies, and zócalos (the distinct lower sections of the whitewashed facades). Adding further drama to the scene is the hilltop location of the town centre. Entire streets sometimes appear as if they are about to slide off the side of the mountain.

Streets seem to slide off mountains in Salamina

  Local character and local characters 

The town Culture Museum feels like a trip down memory lane. It houses a wide-ranging assortment of items that chart the social history of Salamina. My favourite was the Cimbalino espresso machine from the 1930s, a token of Italian sophistication in a far-flung corner of rural Colombia.

A remnant of times past

Museum interior in Salamina

Photos look down from the walls, reminders of town characters from times past. The museum curator is happy to tell the backstory of each portrait. Some were fond of the drop (of aguardiente), as the Irish expression goes. Others mysteriously disappeared during the troubled times. The violence of Colombian history was once an everyday reality in this area.

Places are more than memories on walls and Salamina is still full of interesting characters. Don Pedro, the owner of Frutty Caffé in the main square, is a case in point. Originally a native of Boyaca, he moved to the US when he was young and he spent most of his life in New York and New Jersey. A number of years ago he met his wife online and moved to the town. Having worked in construction, he had to learn the coffee trade from scratch. Today, he is a ball of energy who enjoys sharing the beauty of Salamina and its environs with visitors.

Day Trips from Salamina 

Salamina from Don Pedro’s Finca

A visit to Don Pedro’s Finca makes a great day trip. With a dramatic location on the side of the mountain facing the town, the views are framed by lemons, mandarins, avocados, bananas, and plantains. Looking down, visitors will see the river that snakes through the valley below. Meanwhile, the views across to Salamina are near picture-perfect. A huge amount of work goes into tending coffee plants and Don Pedro laughs when he tells the story of a nearby town where coffee labourers reportedly dance for tourists. Picking coffee is hard work- literally backbreaking work!

Although there is plenty to keep people busy in Salamina, everyone should try to get to Valle de la Samaria. El Mirador is home to the one of the largest wax palm forests in the entire country. Cocora, near Salento, is like a small collection of trees in comparison. The road up to San Felix and Samaria is not always easy (see here for details). However, the rewards are views and memories that will last a lifetime.

Why you must go now 

From the moment I set foot in Fruty Caffé, the former town theatre before it fell down one night (read here), I was hooked. Salamina is a heady brew: a mix of colourful buildings, coffee, characters, stories, and living history. Locals understand the dangers of mass tourism and they want to avoid its excesses. However, with Colombia at the top of many bucket lists, towns like this are at risk. Alternatively, violent conflict could kick off again and sink everyone’s plans.

Either way, the time to visit this spot is RIGHT NOW!

A bright blue zocalo in Salamina

  Practicalities 

Getting There and Away

Getting to Salamina is straightforward. There are regular buses to and from Manizales Bus Station. In addition to this, there is the option of taking a taxi. This is a better choice for travellers who are short of time or who need to make connections to other destinations in Colombia. Travellers can also take a bus to Aguadas, another heritage town north of Salamina. From there, it is possible to connect on to destinations further north such as Jardín and Medellín.

Accommodation

Salamina is not yet on the backpacker radar, although this is changing rapidly. However, the result is a lack of backpacker friendly hostels. Hotel Colonial and Hospedaje La Casona offer good value for budget travellers. Those who want a bit of pampering should check out La Casa de Lola Garcia.

    Travel South America: Why you should visit Salamina now Salamina, in many respects, personifies Colombia. The brightly painted buildings so typical of the town are almost like works of fantasy.

[covetyou]

Thank you to everyone who sent me their favourite butt sex/anal play fics! If you'd still like to submit something, please check out the original post.

Now, no more dilly-dallying, onto the butt stuff. I've listed some key contents of each fic where possible, but not all warnings - please see individual fics for all warnings. All fics are with reader characters unless otherwise specified.

Din Djarin

birthday bunny by @604to647 modern AU - butt plugs this endless friction by @corazondebeskar-reads BDSM - double penetration (toy)

Frankie Morales

bunny by @gasolinerainbowpuddles double penetration (toy) weeknights drabble by @frannyzooey first time anal open waters/ashore by @gaiuswrites first time anal - double penetration (fingers)

Jack "Whiskey" Daniels

inter-agency cooperation by @ghostofaboy with Javier Peña double whiskey on the rocks by @ghostofaboy with m!OC - anal fingering

Javier Peña

keep me in your glow by @atticrissfinch first time anal tovar's desires by @absurdthirst threesome (with Pero Tovar) - double penetration - rimming - more 🍑 from absurdthirst on ao3

Joel Miller

MDKT 2023 day 8 - bondage by @theywhowriteandknowthings double penetration (fingers) another time, baby by @swiftispunk butt plugs - double penetration (fingers, toys) the saints can't help me now by @atticrissfinch butt plugs - anal fingering - dom!Joel craving by @velvetmud double penetration (fingers) knuckles deep by @ozarkthedog anal fingering make a move on me by @freelancearsonist first time anal mine by @the-scandalorian first time anal - rimming sparks fly by @ezrasbirdie rimming what's in the bag by @thetriumphantpanda first time anal - butt plugs - double penetration (fingers) a day in the filth by @toxicanonymity double penetration (toys)

Others

reaching for the sweetest, sweetest peaches by @psychedelic-ink Oberyn Martell x f!reader - modern AU - first time anal

Series

baby, I'm-a want you by @perotovar multiple Pedro characters - pornstar AU bloody kisses (part two) by @perotovar Tim Rockford x Shane 'Dio' Morrissey - first time anal in the dark (chapter 9) by @frannyzooey Ezra x f!reader - anal fingering something wretched about this (part 2) by @covetyou anal fingering - rimming playdate by @daddy-dins-girl Marcus Pike x f!reader x Dave York

blackmail (part 1 and 4) by @milla-frenchy

Joel Miller x f!reader x Javier Peña - rimming - double penetration

[covetyou]

This is an 18+ blog. No minors, pretty please.

✨ = new 🖤 = smut 🌈 = fluff 🔪 = dark 💥 = angst

series and collections

something wretched about this 🖤 - joel x f!reader 5 part series featuring Joel Miller; self appointed pharmacist, medication supplier, drug dealer and total, utter slut.

welcome to the carnal-val 🖤🎪- various x reader a pedro pascal character circus AU home of bravo the clown, ringmaster whiskey, and more.

cuck!Joel 🖤🌈- joel x f!reader, m!OC(s) x f!reader adventures in cucking one Joel Miller.

Dieter's PA 🖤💥- dieter x gn!reader a collection of Dieter Bravo's antics with his long suffering PA.

✨dress up Joel 🖤🌈 - joel x f!reader welcome to your seasonal encounters with one Mr. Joel Miller.

oneshots

sleepless 🖤 - joel x f!reader - 3.5k It’s been days since you last got anything resembling decent sleep. You’re exhausted, but more than that, you’re angry. Every little thing is pissing you off, and you just want to be left the fuck alone. Joel, ever the gentleman, has a solution to your sleeplessness, and your bad mood.

best in show 🖤- dieter x f!reader - 3.7k The Academy Awards, the most well known, well planned, film award ceremony in the world. So why is the host missing?

some good friend 🖤 - tim rockford x sex worker!f!reader - 7k Somewhere between Detective and himself, Tim Rockford comes to you for a relief he's finally letting himself have.

propagation 🖤 - dieter x f!alien - 2.8k He always knew their existence to be fact, but Dieter Bravo never considered their continued existence would one day rely on him.

tool time 🖤 - joel x f!reader - 3k a simple tool belt pushes you over the edge.

✨solstice 🖤🌈💥- joel x f!reader - 4k Joel can't get enough of those three little words.

✨single rider 🌈 - dieter x gn!reader - 2.5k the single rider line brings you more than you bargained for.

drabbles

y2k 🌈- no pairing a day in the life of Joel and Sarah Miller

fic recs

the perfect peach

SWAT kink recs

[covetyou]

a big, juicy thank you to everyone who has sent in a recommendation so far, and for indulging me in this little project this weekend.

fic rec post will be up at the end of the week, but I'll be taking any recommendations up until and beyond that point. we accept all manner of Pedro characters committing butt stuff here too, and self recs are welcome (DMs and my anons are open if you prefer).

we are currently bookended by bunnies, which is a wonderfully seasonally appropriate place to be.

Friends, pals, and internet strangers, please hear my desperate humble request for your help...

I am on the hunt for your favourite, most juicy, butt sex/anal play fics. It is a totally legitimate research project - the search for The Perfect Peach.

Of course, I will be sharing my findings with everyone in the form of The Perfect Peach Fic Rec list when the time comes, and I'll be adding to this indefinitely.

Ultimately, I am not fussy with what you send to me - I am open to any Pedro character, and any length fic (multi-chap? hit me! drabble? a-okay! oneshot? gimme!). The only rules?

must include anal play/anal sex/butt shenanigans

no deadline/time limit - my thirst is never ending

preferably, the P-boy is doing the butt stuff - this can be to a reader character, another character, another Pedro character...

self recs welcome!

(this last one exists because P-boy pegging fics seem to pop up for me all the time now, with great thanks to events like the Peg That Middle Aged Man Campaign)

Recommend a fic in the comments below, DM me, or shoot me an ask. Or, you can tag me! Feel free to tag me as and when you post, or slip me an @ in the comment section of a fic you think fits the bill.

And if you want to write some butt stuff just for me? Well, that's just peachy, and I might just love you forever.

I almost called this The Buttening, or a Buttstravaganza, but didn't want to be too weird.