#pearl the akk dog

[mwolf0epsilon]

Pets and Owners

Sponge, having a space doggo playdate with Geoduck and Crayfish: They say pets tend to resemble their owners. Do you think that's true? Geoduck: Uuuh... I donno. I don't think Pearl and I are all that alike... We're both athletic, sure, but she's not nearly as introverted and doesn't get flustered easily... Sponge: My thoughts exactly in regards to myself and Beau... She's a social butterfly and doesn't like confined spaces. I much rather keep to myself and stay indoors... Sponge & Geoduck, observing Beau and Pearl before turning their attention to Crayfish and his pet Cannok Beast: Crayfish, sloppily eating a sandwich and getting coated in sauce: Lasagna, sloppily eating from her bowl and getting coated in wet food juices: Sponge, disgusted: ...Ah. Geoduck: Yep, they're definitely the ideal friend for each other...

[indomitus-ferox]

muse likes / preferences

favourite fruit(s): muja fruit, namana, starbloom

favourite activities: fighting, sparring, *ahem* adult bedroom activities, working on her ship, spending time with her crew / alliance

favourite flower(s): centaurea, kelari lilies, mycosia flowers, kibo

favourite season(s): summer

favourite insect(s): none

favourite animal(s): varactyl, thranta, rancor, nexu, akk dog, krayt dragon

favourite gem(s): krayt dragon pearl, kyber crystal, corusca gem, meryx

favourite time of day: dusk

tagged by: @fasciinating​​

tagging: steal it!

[irrfahrer]

-handing Ziv a 🔪- please I would love to hear how you think Archex would manage in a horror movie I Need This

Send me 🔪 and my muse will rank how well they think yours would do in a horror movie.

In the evening a few spacers used the more or less clean side of one of the starships in the hangar as a screen and were playing Holovids while the other spacers and hangarworkers had sat down infront of the ship on the ground, on pillows or on old blankets to watch the holovid together. The usually open ceiling of the hangar had been closed and the air inside the big hall had turned sticky and heavy and felt as if one was breathing water. It was warm, the last rests of the daylight had wrapped aroudn the hanagrbuilding like a blanket. Before a few minutes the Holovid had been stopped hilariously just on a closeshot of a screaming mouth, which ahd made a lot of the other spacers shriek in laughing. Asmall break had been announcedto get drinks and stretch ones legs, so Ziv had got up to where she and Archex had sat down on a blanket to get them something to drink. When before it had been quiet, now a permanent murmur of the other visitors hung in the air like the rushing of a distant sea. Just when Ziv returned with the drinks-fuzzy Tauntauns that were sweet and golden and her favorites- Archex Question made her perk up her ears.

"In all honesty, pup?" , she put down the cups with Fuzzy Tauntaun on the ground between them before she sat down carefully on the blanket, to not make the cups fall over. The small streaks of eveninglight falling through thin slits between the shutters inside the hangar cut bright lines like burning blades on the walls and floor.

"You would in no kriffing way ever survive a kriffing Horror-holovid. Like- don´t get me wrong, I kriffing love you and adore you and I am very krififng aware that you had military training and don't even try to deny it, I am not kriffing blind, myoptic for sure but not kriffing blind and I had treated more than one soldier in my life so I know what military training does to a body, but anyway- you would definitive not survive a horror-holovid because you have the personality of a Akk-Dog and you would be exactly that kriffing person that escaped alive but turned around to save the ones left behind and then die a heroic death. Like I love and adore you, but kriffing damn-" With a small huff she leaned down and grabbed her cup of fuzzy tauntaun-taking a sip some liquid sticked to her whiskers where it hung like golden pearls. Ziv licked it off, thinking. As if she was a teacher Ziv lifted a webbed finger: "Be aware that I am not intending to ever be in a kriffing Horror Holivid with you, because I really like you beeing alive and I would be very kriffing devasted if I have to watch you die, so don't you dare to ever follow kriffing Horror-Holovid tropes or I will bite you and I mean biting in not the nice kinky way, but in the 'say goodbye to your kriffing fingers'-way." There was a little melody sounding through the speakers of the hall, remainding the people that the break of the movie had ended. A murmur of voices washed back inside the hangar like a wave when the people returned to their seats to continue the movie only for the voices to die down as soon as the stopped picture started to move again and the screaming mouth on the screen continued to scream loudly. Ziv took another sip of her drink, her ears moving after the noises around them restlessly as she adjusted the blanket over her and Archexs legs again: "So its clear-", the young woman started but suddenly a Rohdian sitting on a pillow before them turned around and hissed a loud: "Hush!" in their direction, which made Ziv bristle her whiskers like from electricity. She sticked her tounge out to the Rhodians back and continued with a hushed whisper: "- I would give you three stars: 🟊🟊🟊 -𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗. Not that I would let you die, but the danger is kriffing there so you better stay away from Horror-holovids as long as I am not there."

[ @cardinal-carvings ]

[tailung]

Hey youre basically my music mutual so i wanna ask if you have any album recs?? we have similar tastes and im looking for new stuff to listen to :]

oh yeah sure i’d be really glad to anon!! now im not gonna mince words, a lot of these are very surface-level hipster albums so this might be garbage 🐌🐌🐌 also im not including albums by mitski, janelle monae, lemon demon, gorillaz, brockhampton etc. bc EVERYONE on this platform knows they have made great albums (if you don’t agree you have a severe taste deficiency!) but that being said here’s a large list:

alt

Alvvays - Alvvays + Antisocialites

Antony and the Johnsons - I Am a Bird Now

Arcade Fire - Funeral + The Suburbs

Beach House - 7 + Bloom + Teen Dream

Bon Iver - 22, a Million

Car Seat Headrest - Teens of Denial + Twin Fantasy

Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas

Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit

Dead Can Dance - Spleen and Ideal

Dexys Midnight Runners - Too-Rye-Ay

Duster - Stratosphere

Imogen Heap - Speak For Yourself

Perfume Genius - Put Your Back N 2 It + No Shape

Radiohead - In Rainbows

Regina Spektor - Soviet Kitsch + Remember Us to Life

The Cranberries - Everybody Else is Doing It, So Why Can’t We?

The Go! Team - Thunder, Lightning, Strike

Sparklehorse - It’s a Wonderful Life

St. Vincent - Marry Me + Actor

Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup

Superorganism - Superorganism

Talking Heads - Talking Heads: 77 + Fear of Music + Remain in Light

Ween - The Mollusk

Xiu Xiu - Fabulous Muscles + FORGET

electronic/ambient

Arca - Mutant

Boards of Canada - Music Has the Right to Children

Björk - Homogenic + Vespertine

Brian Eno - Ambient 1: Music for Airports + Ambient 4: On Land

Burial - Untrue

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time

Cashmere Cat - 9

DJ Shadow - Endtroducing…

Fennesz - Endless Summer

Flume - Flume

Flying Lotus - You’re Dead!

GAS - Königsforst

Grouper - AIA: Alien Observer + Ruins

I Am Robot and Proud - The Electricity in Your House Wants to Sing

Iglooghost - Neo Wax Bloom

James Blake - James Blake

Jamie xx - In Colour

Kaytranada - 99.9%

Negativland - Dispepsi

Nils Frahm - Felt

Oneohtrix Point Never - R Plus Seven

Porter Robinson - Worlds

Rex the Dog - The Rex the Dog Show

Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972

SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES

The Avalanches - Since I Left You

The KLF - Chill Out

Toro y Moi - Causers of This

Various Artists - PC Music Volume 1

country/folk

Beck - Mutations

Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin’ + Blood on the Tracks

Emily Wurramara - Milyakburra

Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes + Helplessness Blues

Grizzly Bear - Yellow House

Ichiko Aoba - qp

Joanna Newsom - Ys + Have One on Me

Mac DeMarco - This Old Dog

Mark Kozelek & Jimmy LaValle - Perils From the Sea

The Microphones - The Glow Pt. 2 + Mount Eerie

Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me

Natalia Lafourcade - Musas Vol. 1 / 2

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

Nick Drake - Pink Moon

Rosalia - Los angeles

Sturgill Simpson - A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Sufjan Stevens - Seven Swans + Carrie & Lowell

The Mountain Goats - All Hail West Texas + Tallahassee + Transcendental Youth

The Tallest Man on Earth - Shallow Grave

Tracy Chapman - Tracy Chapman

Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

hip hop/rap

Aesop Rock - Labor Days

A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory + Midnight Marauders + We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service

Big K.R.I.T - 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time

Brockhampton - Saturation I / II / III

Chance the Rapper - Coloring Book

Dälek - From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots

Death Grips - The Money Store + The Powers That B

Digable Planets - Blowout Comb

Earl Sweatshirt - Some Rap Songs

Freddie Gibbs - Piñata

GZA - Liquid Swords

Jean Grae - Jeanius

Joey Bada$$ - All-Amerikkkan Badass

JPEGMAFIA - Veteran

Kanye West - Late Registration

Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d city + To Pimp a Butterfly + untitled unmastered

Killer Mike - R.A.P Music

Lil B - Rain in England

Little Simz - Stillness in Wonderland + Grey Area

M.I.A - Kala + ΛΛ Λ Y Λ

Noname - Telefone + Room 25

Open Mike Eagle & Paul White - Hella Personal Film Festival

Princess Nokia - 1992 Deluxe

Rapsody - Laila’s Wisdom

Run the Jewels - Run the Jewels / 2 / 3

The Roots - Things Fall Apart

Vince Staples - Big Fish Theory

jazz

Buena Vista Social Club - Buena Vista Social Club

Charles Mingus - Blues & Roots + Let My Children Hear Music

Eartha Kitt - That Bad Eartha

Elza Soares - A bossa negra

John Coltrane - Giant Steps

Miles Davis - Blue in Green + In a Silent Way

Ornette Coleman - The Shape of Jazz to Come

Sun Ra - Space is the Place

pop

Advance Base - Animal Companionship

Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam

Björk - Post + Biophilia

CHVRCHES - Every Open Eye

Eric Taxxon - Paul

Fishmans - Long Season

Grace Jones - Nightclubbing

Helado Negro - This is How You Smile

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love

Kylie Minogue - Fever

Let’s Eat Grandma - I’m All Ears

Lorde - Melodrama

Miike Snow - Miike Snow

Shura - Nothing’s Real

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois + The Age of Adz

The Wombats - Glitterbug

Weyes Blood - Titanic Rising

punk/rock

Big Thief - Masterpiece

Blondie - Parallel Lines

Boredoms - Super æ + Vision Creation Newsun

Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven!

Hop Along - Painted Shut

IDLES - Brutalism + Joy as an Act of Resistance

Interpol - Antics

Modest Mouse - The Lonesome Crowded West + Good News for People Who Love Bad News

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Murder Ballads

Parquet Courts - Wide Awake!

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

Sigur Ros - Takk…

Sleater-Kinney - Dig Me Out + The Woods + No Cities to Love

The War on Drugs - Lost in the Dream

Tom Waits - Swordfishtrombones

rnb/soul

Anderson .Paak - Malibu

Blood Orange - Cupid Deluxe

D'Angelo - Voodoo + Black Messiah

DJDS - Big Wave More Fire

Curtis Mayfield - Curtis + Roots

FKA twigs - LP1

Frank Ocean - Channel Orange + Blonde

Jamila Woods - LEGACY! LEGACY!

Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

Marvin Gaye - What’s Going On

Portishead - Dummy

serpentwithfeet - soil

Solange - A Seat at the Table

SZA - CTRL

[mwolf0epsilon]

How Much is that Akk Dog at the Window?

Summary: Sponge is very good at training animals. It's a bit of an under-explored gift.

[A continuation to last night's drabble, because obviously Sponge wasn't going to let Geoduck's problem go. For what it's worth, their plan is a game changer for him.]

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Had they not been forcibly assigned to become a medic, Sponge could have very easily gone into animal handling. That much had become clear when they'd first began training Beautiful.

She made for a perfect service barghest, with how easily she picked up tricks and how intuitively she detected injuries.

Perhaps, once the war ended, they could professionally train service animals to help their vode better acclimate to the civilian life. Maker only knew how many of them would undoubtedly be left with severe battle fatigue and disabilities, that the Republic would undoubtedly not feel so inclined to help them deal with...

But those were thoughts for another time. Another life.

Right now they needed to focus.

The scans and psych eval had confirmed their suspicions on what was causing Geoduck's "little problem". Sponge's oldest batcher, their ori'vod they'd been convinced hated them just as much as Conch did, had suffered a severe traumatic brain injury that had gone untreated for literal years.

It could have killed him.

It should have killed him.

The human body truly was a mixed box of chocolates whenever it came to medical oddities of absurd percentages.

Coric and Kix had stared hard at the scans, read the results once, twice, trice for good measure, and then looked just as flabbergasted and afraid as Sponge had.

The last time a clone had come down with such a distinct mental disorder as this one... Well, the vod had killed his entire squad because he was absolutely convinced they'd all been replaced with advanced spy droids. Acted on the paranoia that followed Gooey everywhere he went.

It was nothing short of luck that Geoduck had reacted more rationally than fearful towards his plight. Been more than aware that it'd be impossible to replace his entire battalion and general with fakes, despite his brain erroneously trying to convince him otherwise.

It had always been in his nature to doubt his own thoughts and explore every option until he was down to a solution, and that had saved a lot of vode a lot of potential horrors...

Impulse control was Gooey's strongest suite.

Fear of the human psyche and its degredation aside, the medics all agreed this was a case that could not go ignored and untreated. Gooey had been suffering alone. Had suffered more than anyone should, with something that should have been spotted and dealt with far earlier in his short life. They had to find some kind of a solution.

A treatment plan.

Disability aid.

Anything that'd make his life less of a disfuncional mess whenever he had a bad day (and they were horrified to learn that there were a lot of those).

For what it was worth, general Fisto seemed to like and support Sponge's idea. Which was why the 501st medic was currently training a most friendly and very inquisitive akk dog puppy.

She was no Beautiful, but Pearl certainly took to her training well. And she was very good at recognizing faces and signalling in specific ways that Sponge would later make a chart for, so that Geoduck knew what each gesture she made actually meant.

Hopefully a service animal would help their older batcher feel a little less lost in a crowd. And if not... Then at least Gooey would feel like he had at least one friend he could recognize. He hadn't had any issue identifying the pup thus far.