we only sleep at the wheel that steers us into our future
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youre too late, ive already portrayed you to be the twee, virginal, fandom-obsessed tumblr shut-in, and me as the wry yet rational popular funny-poster
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you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?
literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.
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rawrdogging the scene gf she squeeze the awesomesauce out of my smexicles
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no one ever talks about how hard it is working for the kremlin AND hamas AND the ccp when writing tumblr posts. it's literally a huge effort to be a psyop in the modern age
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"We're gonna leave you two behind If you don't hurry up!"
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he's so hot i need to feed him the world's most perfect strawberry
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