we only sleep at the wheel that steers us into our future
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
youre too late, ive already portrayed you to be the twee, virginal, fandom-obsessed tumblr shut-in, and me as the wry yet rational popular funny-poster
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?
literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.
116K notes
·
View notes
Text
92K notes
·
View notes
Photo
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
rawrdogging the scene gf she squeeze the awesomesauce out of my smexicles
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
no one ever talks about how hard it is working for the kremlin AND hamas AND the ccp when writing tumblr posts. it's literally a huge effort to be a psyop in the modern age
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
"We're gonna leave you two behind If you don't hurry up!"
484 notes
·
View notes
Text
he's so hot i need to feed him the world's most perfect strawberry
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
12K notes
·
View notes