#pear asks

[pearatwar]

we may already be friends miss ter pear at war. perchance. the world will never know. i sure hope we are! but i would like to peer into your veins with a very small telescope and map the constellations that i am 85% sure run through at least some of those tiny flesh tubes. and stab you a lot in a cool awesome way that denotes our friendship being Great with a capital G like all the epics foretold. anon out catch me if you can (i may be making myself obvious, but if not, enjoy my mystery!)

there is a non-zero chance this is eury back at it with the heavy-duty, military-grade platonic relationship but i'm betting all my chips on michael it Has to be him

[captainsaltypear]

oh my gah......he posin................he's so chunky

[doodlemark]

mama pear and her little apples

[igneous-crocnroll]

sketch I meant to post on Friday, for the last Fat Dragon Friday of the year! A relaxing, reclined lass, that regulars of this blog will certainly recognize 😉

[neopianbiologyproject]

one of my favorite item jokes on neopets is fruit and veg items having "Organic" counterparts that are identical in every way, except that they are categorized as "Healthy Food" and are slightly more expensive

also the descriptions tend to be a little different:

[feyburner]

I think your art is changing my brain chemistry. The way you draw Tim... I'd like to put him in a salad spinner just to see what happens. I mean this is such a positive way

Not the— No!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

[devotion-disorder]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8?feature=share

10/10 would smash Yuri buuuuut this vid lived rent free in my head, I don't wanna skip to my next life just yet-

no because i can vouch that she is 100% correct. of course everyone's built different but i have almost the exact same opinions as her...they dont call it rearranging your guts for no reason yall.

BUT you can also make a lot work with a bit of time and patience :D and when you're sequestered in the deepest part of the woods, trapped in a village that most people that don't even know exists, there is definitely more than plenty of time :) though Yuri also tends to be impatient, so......................... good luck? ^^;

[chubunited]

always love some good ol' fashioned clothing destruction! maybe w keez or malana?

Whups! thats why she doesn't wear pants often...

[nyaiiaii]

Geminitay in mlp call that Geminineigh

[pearatwar]

get scp yaoi jumpscared

(423 x 3143)

oh man. man ypu totally got me ypu scared me so much man. dont show me any more this scared me so much!! woah !! it would be oh so twrerrible...... you aren't going to send me more right? haha unless

[captainsaltypear]

THIS IS SO LATE BUT

TRICK OR TREATT PEARRR >:33333333

a lil pumpkin gunther! note: OH MY GOD THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS I AM SO SORRY SJDFHSDFHSDJ I MEANT TO POST THIS SOON SKJDFHSKD

[peargreen-jellybean]

Here's a fluff/angst idea: Wade having an awful day and having self-depreciating thoughts, so he lays in bed in his fluffy pajamas, hugging a pillow tightly and starts to cry. Then Logan lays in bed with him, as the big spoon, tightly holding Wade to himself and shooshing Wade softly (a comforting shhhh) until Wade falls asleep peacefully

damn, that’s hella soft

the two of them have been thru shit and a half, and there are days where the weight is just too much. a sound, a voice, nothing or anything could start a downward spiral

but they don’t leave. they can’t leave each other alone, because dark nights and unrelenting thoughts will worsen the fragile cracks

so they soothe, they comfort, and they find a strange kind of peace together. even in quiet nights filled with nothing but strong arms and synchronized breathing

[keykeychain]

hi ria can i get a zampear

no

[rottenk1sses]

THIS IS SOOOOO PASTORS!SON ART

https://www.tumblr.com/gaybuckybarnesss/764652556605603840?source=share

WAIT. this is exactly how i envisioned it too.. knelt down between reader’s legs.. eyes all glazed over and lips parted in awe.. damn ! !

[murderofsomeone]

🖊 + pear demon 🥰🥰

FUCK YEAH

she becomes the new ceo of crisis actors studio in 2016 after the Incident made Lucifer unfit for work. prior to this, she's his assistant and secretary.

she's married and has two husbands and a wife #polyamory

out of the four office fruits, she definitely takes her job the most seriously.

she has a fucking. she has a fucking great sword

lemon demon was never particularly close to her, given how perpetually busy she is on the clock, but she's definitely the nicest one out of the main four even if she can be stern at times.

despite being strictly professional on the clock, she does bring the gossip home with her.

was the first to do anything when Lucifer was corrupted. you know you fucked up when your most devoted employee leaves without a two weeks notice.

I haven't drawn this yet since I'm getting around to it first, but she gets a suit jacket for her ceo design hooray!

[delyth88]

Happy new year everyone!

May 2025 not suck too much.