#pbbbbft

[hmapernata]

pbbbbft,,, soryt,,, habit,,,,,

@hmapernata

chew he hair,,,,

dont do that

[lunar-doodles]

@artsycervidae it was due for a redraw

[mal-likes-biscuits]

*A crackle of magic and a puff of smoke, a letter drops onto the floor of the Library. Some sort of...fluff, is scattered everywhere. The penmanship is scratchy, and a little hard to read.* Greetings, inter-dimensional double. I have been made aware that I am not the only one of myself fallen to Sanctuary, and I request some advice: How does one not resort to fratricide and kill their infinitely annoying brethren? Asking for a friend. - Signed, Malthael.

[@fluffy-angels​]

Malthael tentatively raises the parchment to eye level, suspended on each corner between pinched fingers–

–Tilts his head, and, stares. For an exceptionally long, lingering moment. Until he determines he has not misread the letter. Nor is he seemingly suffering from a lapse of his faculties.

He has questions.

A plethora.

But, well. Those will not be answered unless he manages to respond to the unexpected query.

(Still. Feathers? Down? He captures some of the fluff between his fingers, marveling at its silken, almost dimensionless feel.)

Greetings, in return. If you are indeed myself, then you will understand if I disregard with further pleasantries. Answering your question may prove difficult, owing to the already-apparent differences between us.

His raises an eyebrow at the handwriting. The loops certainly bear similarities to his own–if his writing were imitated by handing a quill to a chicken and letting it scribble about the page.

He glances at the fluff again, even more certain now that it is feathers. Strange.

However, I will try and provide advice. Yes, our siblings can be tiring. This has always been the case, and is to be expected from beings crafted from markedly different Aspects.

Since you claim you have Fallen, I assume you are mortal? Or, in a similar state. Your brethren, as well. Still, do not assume they are now malleable due to their…absence of immortality. 

Frowning, he taps the quill against the parchment. Trying to predict potential future questions from himself is more difficult than he anticipated. 

You cannot change them. Angels are static, permanent beings. Mortals, though capable of adaptation, are also governed by certain base drives and personalities. 

What I have found useful is to consider my own feelings, and to take steps to ensure I am in a frame of mind conducive to managing their rather persistent idiocy. Are you angry about something specific? Often when I am short of temper, it is because I am preoccupied attempting to sort my own difficulties. Determining that, and taking steps to solve any internal problems, sometimes helps.

Requesting moments alone is also beneficial. As are sense-distractions. A warm cup of tea? Perhaps a book. Choose a distant ridge and climb it. And if you have not tried already, a hot bath. Water to the nose. It is not the Pools, but it is close enough to provide the same peaceful contemplation.

What Malthael really wishes to know is what his other-brethren have done to irritate him so completely. Perhaps he will find that out in the future. In the meantime, an amusing thought comes to mind, and he quickly jots it down before common-sense overtakes him. Hopefully this other-Malthael has the same sordid sense of humor.

Though, if things become quite unreasonable, and you accidentally indulge in murder, I suggest blaming Lyndon. Things of that sort are usually his fault, anyway.

[positivelly-pessimisticc]

Pbbbbft 👅💦

*wipes my face with a tissue* cOrOnA

[warbassvancle]

pbbbbft

This whole hording panic thats going on is weirdly bittersweet. on one hand the store i work at is generous enough to lower the standers for how the store looks to maximize stuff being stoked which is is pretty nice. on the other hand ia good chunk of customers are just hording asshats! all the water is gone by 7am, a larg chunk of canned food are gone, and they keep asking me when were going to get more stuff...like i know.shits weird and some peeps can be anoying.

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

@12 versions of dave: i kin 23 versions if chara (undertale). lets be ridiculous together pbbbbft

[nebulasharkie]

I want to do a study date with ishimaru and eating his homemade rice balls,,, hhh

[veeteeshirt]

what's sam winchester's hair product of choice ... mousse