#paviane

[zootoo]

In Care - In Obhut by Juergen Grund Via Flickr: Nachwuchs im Paviangehege des Zoos Nürnberg, ganz in der Obhut seiner Eltern, fühlt sich der Kleine pudelwohl. The little one feels right at home in the baboon enclosure at Nuremberg Zoo, completely under the care of his parents.

[der-saisonkoch]

"Ist ihnen bewusst,...

…daß die Stadt Washington jetzt von Pavianen und Anderem überrannt wird?” “Das ist doch wohl die Schuld der Wähler” Leslie Nielsen in Nackte Kanone 2 1/2.

[vainaspaver]

Papio hamadryas - Mantelpavian - Waiting by PictureBotanica

[hshzbsb69]

Lol, have some of the voicelines of our bbg, pavianation

[caniusmcmaine]

WeeklyPic - Wochenbild 24/2023

[lorenzlund]

So ein Tag, auf den ich mich so freute, ... der dürfte nie vergeh’n.

*Ernst(er) Neger

“Auf fröhliches oder baldiges Wiederseh’n, sage ich!!

Noch ein zusätzliches Käffchen vielleicht, der Herr oder die Dame, bevor sie gehen, weil sie es müssen??”

“In Tagen wie diesen ... kein Ende (mehr) in Sicht. Blieb zwar gerne, leider muss ich geh’n. An Tagen wie diesen da wünsch’ ich mir Ohn’-End-lichkeit”.

“Tote Hose angesagt von jetzt an!”

“Hole doch jemand mal einen Arzt herbei oder Ärzte, die sich mit so etwas vielleicht auskennen!”

“Hier kommt Alex(ander) ... mit seiner Horrorshow, auf dem Kreuzzug gegen das Orten oder die Ortung, wollen sie ihre Opfer leiden seh’n,... zwanzig gegen einen, zelebrieren sie Gewalt und Brutalität ... Vorhang auf!! Wenn am Himmel die Sonne untergeht, beginnt für die Hunde die Jagd!“

“... bis dass der Vor-hang fällt!” (Trag’ dich bei mir ...)

(aus: ’Du hast jeden Raum mit Sonne geflutet!’)

“Hier kommt Kurt!” (’Franks Ständer’)

‘Hamburger Ohn’Sorg-Theater’ (mit Heidi Kabel, eine Heidi mit eigenem Vor-hang, Heidi Kabel und Peer Augustin-ski, letzterer wahrscheinlich dann als Seher und/oder Aus-Späher ... von Damen, wegen ‘peer’ als aus dem Englischen erneut entnommenen Verb). *Harry’s Stil, Gay Watch, der/die Transsexuelle

“Obdachlosen mehr einheizen!” (Plakataushang der Diakonie)

‘Kälte-Bus(en) fährt zu euch raus und versorgt euch obdachlosen Frauen mit Wärme.’

(ebenfalls Diakonie)

[pav-ia]

cw :: late night brain vomit , slight yandere pavia ?? idk , just random stuff

pavia is so unbearably dog coded — putting his wolf stuff aside he’s literally like a dog.

he is FERAL, will growl at people he doesnt like and sees you with. very possessive, keeps all of his broken trinkets close to his heart which makes me believe that he will hold onto you. youre his now !!

hes so clingy.. he always wants ur attention :( hes a good boy isnt he? doesnt he deserve to have ur attention? hes been so patient waiting for u to come home.. slaps away ur book if ur reading it instead of cuddling him

im a firm believer in awful chef pavia. he has the money to buy good food, so why would he need to make stuff for himself? but if he sees ur stressed after a long day, he pops a ramen cup into the microwave and gives it to you. hes proud because he chopped green onion on top and it looks fancy for his standards. one time he wanted to surprise you for dinner but he charred everything :( dumbass

scents ur stuff …,? secretly rubs his cologne onto ur shirts?? smell checks ur clothes to make sure u havent touched any gross men outside

since hes a mixed work im like pretty sure he is just part wolf straight up so ummm

wolves mate for life… if you agree to go out with him then ur just his forever. he will be such a good husband he will take care of u and be so so good for u :3

anyways back to puppy pavia agenda, hes so energetic. you have to keep him on a metaphorical leash(a firm “no”) or he will threaten to(or straight up) strangle anyone who wrong you in the SLIGHTEST. hes unhinged and will pout and sulk if u tell him off for a few minutes at most before he clings onto you again.

ur a little chewtoy to himmmm :3 he wants to rough u up when u play.. he cant help it, hes just so big and bad and scary compared to u. he always sees u as a cute little bunny for him to chew on, wants to kiss u but also nibble on you

wants your hands in his hair. wants your hand in his hand. wants ur hand on his boobs. he luvs ur hands

i need to stop writing when im in a bad mood because i can tell it makes my writing significantly worse LMAOO sorry pavianation college is kicking my ass rn so im so unmotivated to write anythinf

[kekaparovoz]

Happy birthday Pavian!

I drew you for the first time a year ago! 🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖

[tangentburd]

🌻 TF2 Big Bang 2024 Fanfic: Family Recipe 🌻

Miss Pauling is still scrutinising the cookbook. Scout peers over: on its pages he catches questionable entries like “Grandma’s Fermented Fishcake”, “Telemax Toast”, “Spectral Pavian Pasta”, “Soda Cracker & Sweet Banana Milk Stew”… “Hey, this one sounds pretty good?” He points to the last recipe in the manual, whistling. “It’s got soda in it and everything!” Miss Pauling sighs. “No, Scout.”

A collection of ten slice-of-life vignettes on the BLU mercs written for this year's @tf2bigbang — inspired by all those found family and campfire tropes that have given me more than enough warm and fuzzy and downright wtf feels through all my years in this fandom.

With super special thanks to ragri5 and terraxart for creating awesome art to go with this fic! And of course to @hanktalkin for hosting the event once again. :)

🪶 [ Read the fic on AO3! ] 🪶

[mossgreeneddie]

Die Bahn (aber ohne Pavian auf dem Dach)

[captainkawaii666]

OOH I love the idea of his name being Darwin

I believe I saw someone else call him Pavian which also sounds pretty good but I like Darwin even better

he's seven

[ereshckigal]

Eines Tages hatte Claretta den Verdacht, dass er eine andere treffen sollte. Mussolini spielte den Beleidigten: »Demütige mich nicht, ich bin kein Pavian mehr.« Am gleichen Tag ertappte sie ihn und Pallottelli auf frischer Tat und Mussolini musste zu Kreuze kriechen: »Ich bin ein Tier.« Aber anstatt das Ganze ruhen zu lassen und auf Vergebung zu hoffen, kam er mit Entschuldigungen und Erklärungen: »Ich habe sie seit Dezember nicht gesehen, vor Weihnachten. Und ich hatte Lust, sie wiederzusehen. Es hat mir ganz einfach gepasst, sie zu sehen, ich betrachte das nicht als ein Verbrechen. Das Ganze hat bloß zwölf Minuten gedauert.« »Fünfundzwanzig!«, schrie Claretta, die vor der Tür gestanden und die Zeit gestoppt hatte.

Die Frauen der Diktatoren

[brookstonalmanac]

Events 8.15 (before 1800)

636 – Arab–Byzantine wars: The Battle of Yarmouk between the Byzantine Empire and the Rashidun Caliphate begins. 717 – Arab–Byzantine wars: Maslama ibn Abd al-Malik begins the Second Arab Siege of Constantinople, which will last for nearly a year. 718 – Arab–Byzantine wars: Raising of the Second Arab Siege of Constantinople. 747 – Carloman, mayor of the palace of Austrasia, renounces his position as majordomo and retires to a monastery near Rome. His brother, Pepin the Short, becomes the sole ruler (de facto) of the Frankish Kingdom. 778 – The Battle of Roncevaux Pass takes place between the army of Charlemagne and a Basque army. 805 – Noble Erchana of Dahauua grants the Bavarian town of Dachau to the Diocese of Freising 927 – The Saracens conquer and destroy Taranto. 982 – Holy Roman Emperor Otto II is defeated by the Saracens in the Battle of Capo Colonna, in Calabria. 1018 – Byzantine general Eustathios Daphnomeles blinds and captures Ibatzes of Bulgaria by a ruse, thereby ending Bulgarian resistance against Emperor Basil II's conquest of Bulgaria. 1038 – King Stephen I, the first king of Hungary, dies; his nephew, Peter Orseolo, succeeds him. 1057 – King Macbeth is killed at the Battle of Lumphanan by the forces of Máel Coluim mac Donnchada. 1070 – The Pavian-born Benedictine Lanfranc is appointed as the new Archbishop of Canterbury in England. 1096 – Starting date of the First Crusade as set by Pope Urban II. 1185 – The cave city of Vardzia is consecrated by Queen Tamar of Georgia. 1224 – The Livonian Brothers of the Sword, a Catholic military order, occupy Tarbatu (today Tartu) as part of the Livonian Crusade. 1237 – Spanish Reconquista: The Battle of the Puig between the Moorish forces of Taifa of Valencia against the Kingdom of Aragon culminates in an Aragonese victory. 1248 – The foundation stone of Cologne Cathedral, built to house the relics of the Three Wise Men, is laid. (Construction is eventually completed in 1880.) 1261 – Michael VIII Palaiologos is crowned as the first Byzantine emperor in fifty-seven years. 1281 – Mongol invasion of Japan: The Mongolian fleet of Kublai Khan is destroyed by a "divine wind" for the second time in the Battle of Kōan. 1310 – The city of Rhodes surrenders to the forces of the Knights of St. John, completing their conquest of Rhodes. The knights establish their headquarters on the island and rename themselves the Knights of Rhodes. 1430 – Francesco Sforza, lord of Milan, conquers Lucca. 1461 – The Empire of Trebizond surrenders to the forces of Sultan Mehmed II. This is regarded by some historians as the real end of the Byzantine Empire. Emperor David is exiled and later murdered. 1483 – Pope Sixtus IV consecrates the Sistine Chapel. 1511 – Afonso de Albuquerque of Portugal conquers Malacca, the capital of the Malacca Sultanate. 1517 – Seven Portuguese armed vessels led by Fernão Pires de Andrade meet Chinese officials at the Pearl River estuary. 1519 – Panama City, Panama is founded. 1534 – Ignatius of Loyola and six classmates take initial vows, leading to the creation of the Society of Jesus in September 1540. 1537 – Asunción, Paraguay is founded. 1540 – Arequipa, Peru is founded. 1549 – Jesuit priest Francis Xavier comes ashore at Kagoshima (Traditional Japanese date: 22 July 1549). 1592 – Imjin War: At the Battle of Hansan Island, the Korean Navy, led by Yi Sun-sin, Yi Eok-gi, and Won Gyun, decisively defeats the Japanese Navy, led by Wakisaka Yasuharu. 1599 – Nine Years' War: Battle of Curlew Pass: Irish forces led by Hugh Roe O'Donnell successfully ambush English forces, led by Sir Conyers Clifford, sent to relieve Collooney Castle. 1695 – French forces end the bombardment of Brussels. 1760 – Seven Years' War: Battle of Liegnitz: Frederick the Great's victory over the Austrians under Ernst Gideon von Laudon.

[my-life-fm]

»Zoos passen nicht mehr in unsere Zeit« - Colin Goldner spricht den Tierparks jeglichen Nutzen ab.

#Tierleid

[zukunftundliebe]

Affen, die nicht arbeiten wollen

Wie eitel ist doch die Meinung bestimmter Leute in Ostindien, welche glauben, Affen und Paviane, die in großer Zahl mit ihnen leben, seien von Verständnis durchtränkt und könnten sprechen, würden es aber nicht tun aus Angst, sie könnten angestellt und zur Arbeit angehalten werden. _Antoine Le Grand 1675

[mim9574axis7829ato]

Sonst noch was ihr Mafuo-Pavian-AERSCHE!