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[perseas-wellyboots]

PJO x Epic the Musical crossover but instead of Percy being Odysseus or Penelope he's actually Telemachus

for no other reason than the cosmic joke of telemachus 'i wanna be legendary' being reincarnated into percy 'i wanna be ordinary gods please' is so hilarious to me.

in the song legendary, telemachus sings about fighting sirens cyclops giants hydras harpies chimera minotaur and cerebrus and ALL of them are creatures percy fights at one point or other like lmaoooo

also imagine your new dad is the one that kept your old dad away from home for 10 yrs.

when sally tells percy about how his father is lost at sea, percymachu is be fr like 'if i had a penny every time i didnt have a father growing up cuz he was lost at sea id have two pennies which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice'

it just opens a gateway to so many jokes and i need other people to see its potential

also not mentioned but definitely happened athena existential crisis

athena *when percy sent medusa head to olympus*: ugh i cant believe my daughter has to travel with a son of poseidon

athena *when she sees percy on hephaestus tv* : OMG you're doing amazing sweetie ☝️😍 and oh look my daughters here too

athena 'hold your tongue now his son's my friend'