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What a beautiful day at the Hall Farms sunflower fields ... even though the flowers were dying it still makes for a gorgeous view!!! 📸 @patriciamaureenphotos #sunflower #sunflowers #sunflowerfields #hallfarms #patriciamaureenphotos #patriciamaureenphotography #pattymo #sunflowerfields #sunflowers🌻 #visitmichigan #michigan #clouds #sky (at Hall Farms) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1mNAYinS5q/?igshid=1kfj7k0yypi1w

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“And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, “Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking all over for you.” – unknown .....Congratulations to this beautiful couple!!! I spent a few hours with them the other day when we were shooting their pictures. The they share radiates from both of their s, they are perfect together and complement each other. Their eyes light up when they talk to each other and I could not be happier for them! I wish you nothing but continued happiness for many years to come! May this be your happily ever after!!!🤗🤗🤗❤💏💍 pictures photos (at Los Angeles, California)

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MY PARENTS: Stop using your phone at the dinner table ME: https://t.co/VAqAyF6ptq

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 31, 2017

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Here is a little bit of peace and tranquility for your day!!! Relax and take a few seconds to breath in a calming way!!!. . . . . . I hope this makes your day a little more relaxing😉 . . . . . @patriciamaureenphotos #waterfall #relax #relaxation #peaceful #calm #water #nature #runningwater #topangacanyon #hiking #creek #pattymo #patriciamaureenphotography #patriciamaureenphotos #sitbackandrelax #beonewithnature #justbreathe #meditate #meditation #15secondsofrelaxation #closeyoureyes #bethankfuleveryday #liveinharmony (at Topanga, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv2zGZAAMzw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12nkqardlo1pt

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NUNBERG: Carter Page is a Russian plant. Trump is the Manchurian candidate. I’m not afraid to die for Roger StoneCNN HOST (STUNNED): ...my question was “Can you hear me”— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 5, 2018

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53 Of The Best ‘What Idiot Called It’ Jokes

Some people believe that puns are the lowest form of comedy possible. We humbly believe that these people are wrong. In our opinion, puns are fantastic because they’re a quick way to improve someone’s mood while showing off your linguistic skills, as well as the power of your imagination.

One of our favorite puntastic joke categories is “what idiot called it X and not Y,” where a word that everyone knows is taken and a punny alternative is suggested to replace it. Simple but effective and almost guaranteed to improve your mood and crack a smile.

So scroll down, enjoy, and share with your friends and family to spread the joy. Let us know in the comments if you know of any similar jokes and remember to upvote your faves in this list.

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According to Howard Richler on The Senior Times, plenty of well-known and respected individuals have had a go at puns. Like neurologist Sigmund Freud, who thinks that they’re cheap, and the former Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States Oliver Wendell Holmes, who thought that puns were “verbicide.” Ouch.

Plenty of English writers living in the 17th and 18th centuries (John Dryden, Daniel Defoe, Joseph Addison, others) thought that puns were ambiguous, created confusion and prevented the English language from finally being perfected.

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Though we use the term ‘puns’ quite interchangeably, the fact is, there are many different types of puns. For example, for homophonic puns: the humor lies in the fact that these jokes treat homonyms as though they are synonyms. “Why is it so wet in London? Because so many kings and queens reign there,” is a perfect example of this.

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Besides homophonic puns, there are also homographic puns (“Did you hear about the optician who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?”). And if you combine the two, you get homonymic puns: “She was only a rancher’s daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.”

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There are also compound puns (“Where do you find giant snails? On the end of giants’ fingers”) and recursive puns, in which the second part of the joke depends on you understanding the first part. An example of this would be: “A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother.” What's your favorite types of pun? Let us know in the comments!

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