#patton sanders watches

[orbch]

the glasses gays and those obnoxious twins

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

It seems like most of the sides except Virgil are opposites of each other (Janus and Patton, Roman and Remus, Logan and Orange)

Imagine if there was a body swap situation where everyone but Virgil switch with their counterpart and he has no idea what's happening but knows something is up because everyone has started acting weird

[we-all-horny-here]

Finally finished the Pony Sides, I've had so much fun tbh, not just designing them but also drawing, since I haven't used the binary pen in so long

I think the hardest part were the cutie marks and names, especially since I've been trying to choose ones that share nicknames with their original names (not the proudest of Logan's especially, might change it in the future)

Also Janus is, of course, a changeling, you can see his changeling form under the cut

Comms Ko-fi

[aherosoup]

speedran a logicality doodle today for the last day of logicality week!!! they're having movie (tv show) night!

[sometimes-a-night-owl]

I just bought these shoes today and they reminded me sm of Virgil from sander sides I had to buy them they are soo pretty I love them!! And I think Virgil would love them tooo 😭❤️❤️

[halfhissandwich]

GUYS THIS ISN’T JUST MY MOCEIT BRAIN, THAT QUOTE FROM THE 2024 FATHERS DAY PATTON VIDEO WAS SO MOCEIT CODED THAT IT ACTUALLY WILL MAKE ME CRY

just thinking about how paranoid Patton was about Thomas being selfish and how Janus taught him that it was necessary, and now Patton is actively spreading the same message Janus taught him, I’m gonna bawl my eyes out

[ts-crit]

All the sanders sides fans who were around at like the HEIGHT of the fandom I’m talking like sweating while waiting for part 2 of Accepting Anxiety to drop I need you help me out

I need every single fandom controversy that you can think of documented here on this post or sent to me in my asks or dms I’m trying to reminisce the old sanders sides drama to my friends 💀

I know for a fact I don’t have all of it but I distinctly remember:

- The unsympathetic!Patton drama

- That one long post with all bunch of the popular fanders about how “if you think we’re a perfect fandom then you are very misguided”

- I feel like there was SOME kinning drama that was swept under the rug

But yeah please add or shoot me an ask or something just like any like wild posts/blogs/whatever you remember

[justjanusthings]

TSS Bingo cards are here!!

The rules are simple, pick a card, wait for a new episode of Sanders Sides, and play along (just to be clear, all the cards are general, they’re just themed off the characters for fun)

In a reblog, we’ll add blank cards and the list of the answers we used in case you want to make your own

[casart]

Toy Castle au because why not!🧸🏰

[stimmingandstruggling]

moceit and analogical winning as always. janus knowing how much fun unwrapping everything would be for patton and how much something small and sweet and heartfelt would be. virgil taking the time to put together a whole puzzle chain disguised in a newspaper. i love them and they love each other

[analoceits]

sides fatal flaws

virgil: loyalty. he will always find the line of fire to throw himself in. he will always find who needs to be shielded. he is loyal to a fault, as any guard dog would be. after all, who else will?

logan: pride. he holds his sense of pride and dignity among all else. he can not ask for help, he can not risk damaging that pride. he must be perfect. because there is nothing left in him but perfection

patton: principle. he will follow his principles and morals to death and then some. he has no sense of when they dont apply, when its too far to act in moral. he will die a martyr before live a sinner.

roman: ambition. reaching for the stars is his only path he must be great, he must be amazing. he can be imperfect but he must be memorable. he must do something great with himself. a humble life is one he cant live.

remus: apathy. he can not care. the world doesnt matter to him its not beneath him but he isnt touching it. if the world is water he is oil. he can not care. nothing is ever real to him.

janus: cunning. nothing can be real, nothing can be genuine. everything is a game. everything is a trade. when you are deceit, trust can not exist. loyalty without reason is a fools game. nothing is for its own sake.

[orbch]

rando ass tss doodles

[lefaystrent]

One random day, Patton declares he is going on vacation. He will be leaving the mindscape for awhile, and it's up to the rest of the gang to hold down the fort while he's gone.

"You're Thomas's sense of Morality; you can't just go on vacation," Logan points out.

Patton's grin goes a little too wide, his eyes a little too intense. "Watch me."

Remus bobs his head up and down to check him out. "Since when do you do the ominous thing? I thought that was my thing. Are we playing around with each other's thingies?"

"No–thing wrong with switching things up now and then," Patton says cheerfully.

Virgil squints. "Are you Deceit in disguise?"

"I am sitting right next to you, Virgil," Janus points out. "Also, I wouldn't be caught dead in a floral print."

"Are you going to Hawaii? Without me?!" Roman demands, eyeing Patton's– well, Hawaiian shirt he's donned on rather than his usual polo.

"Now, now Roman, this is nothing personal kiddo. I'm just taking some much needed me-time. So I'll need to take this journey alone."

"Oh thank God," Janus mutters while Logan blinks rapidly, flabbergasted. Logan spits out, "We are all personified pieces of one man's personality. By the nature of our existence, you can't be alone."

"That's quitter talk," Remus butts in. He literally turns and shows them his butt for some reason, though thankfully with pants still on. "Want me to yeet you out the door, Daddy-o? See how far you can go? Or maybe load you into a ballista and send you hurtling to a beautiful bludgeoning death?"

"No thanks, bud," Patton says far too good-naturedly. "Our dear lord in Heaven gave me two perfectly good legs to walk with. I think I'll be fine."

"You're serious? Just– what, gonna walk out the door?" Virgil questions sharply. Skeptical he may be, he seems somewhat interested in seeing how far Patton will take this bit.

"Absolutely! There's a whole big wide world out there! So much to do! So much to see!"

"So what's wrong with taking the back steets," both Remus and Roman sing at the same time.

"You guys will be fine for a while without me. But just in case you miss me, I have provided each of you with your very own Patton Pal."

They each look down into their hands where a small, stuffed version of Patton materializes. It has stitched in glasses, a removable Cardigan, and its mouth is in the shape of a heart.

"What," they all respond collectively.

"If you feel lonely or need a hug, you just give your Patton Pal there a good ole squeeze! That should tide you over until I get back. Anyways, I'm gonna skeddadle now. Bye! Love you!"

And Patton walks out the front door.

Dad has left the building.

Roman ponders with pursed lips, "Sooo, did we just get abandoned?"

"Nah, I'm sure he's just gone out to pick up some milk."

"Thank you, Remus."

Virgil rises up from the couch and strides over to the door in a huff. "Alright Pat, you can come out now."

The door swings open. A brick wall is revealed where there once was not one.

"Uhhh, guys?" Virgil asks the group, stepping back. Unconsciously, he grips his Patton Pal a little tighter.

"What in the Chris Angel Mindfreak?" Remus questions and taps at the brick. His nail makes a scraping sound along the mortar. Curious, he examines his finger and licks it.

"Did he trap us in the Mindscape?" Roman asks, squeezing in between his brother to test the solidity of the wall. It is indeed a wall.

"Is this his villain origin story?"

Janus rolls his eyes at the twins. "Patton's just serious for a change, that's all. He doesn't want to be followed, and obviously he must be out hanging with Thomas. Really now, have some sense."

"You do know who you're talking to, right?" Virgil asks him waving at the twins, to which Janus gives a saucy, "Touche."

Logan sighs and begins ascending the stairs.

"What, you're just gonna leave too?" Virgil calls after him.

"I have work to do, as I'm sure the rest of you do. Patton will return once he tires of this stunt."

Logan is gone and now it's just the four of them.

"Someone's salty about being abandoned," Roman comments too loudly.

"FALSEHOOD!"

"Alllll byyyyy myseeeelffff," Remus sings off-key.

Virgil debates whether to follow Logan up or try a window next. He stares down into the beady, button eyes of his Patton Pal doll.

"Need a hug?" Janus asks him teasingly, watching him.

Virgil scoffs and shoves the plush into his hoodie pocket. It's bulky, but it fits.

Will it stay there?

Will Patton ever return?

Will the sides use this time to overcome their differences and bond as a true family?

Find out next time on "Episodes From The Mindscape"!

The screen flicks off.

[macaronibones]

hms and sandersides outfit swap :)

[olliedollie1204]

something came to me thinking abt WDWGOOBITM today- when roman's talking abt thomas pursuing his dreams, he shrugs off spending time w friends unless they can actively help thomas achieve those dreams, which leads to this:

thomas: but what if my dream is to care for my friends?

roman: then you will care for your friends better than they have been cared for in THEIR. ENTIRE. LIVES!

which is fine and dandy, but I do wonder. what if thomas had said his dream was to have a desk job, a career that gave him financial security over anything else? would roman have been so supportive? or what if he dreamed of living isolated and away from the public eye? what if he decided that the things he wanted most in life were stability, and routine, and calmness? i don't think roman would've been so pumped about those dreams, the ones that may align more with what other sides want over him. so why was he so quick to get pumped about the idea of thomas' main dream in life to be supporting his friends?

maybe roman is more willing to let go of his own goals to please of a certain other side who's made it clear that his top priorities are thomas being helpful, loyal, a good friend... a good person

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: This food is so hot I can’t eat it.

Janus: You’re so hot, and yet I’d still eat you.

Patton: *blushes intensely*

Janus: *winks at him*

Virgil: *slams his fork on his plate* One dinner. All I ask for is ONE PEACEFUL DINNER.