#patroclus voice if you keep looking at my chest im going to KILL you
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thinking about how if im following the loose story of kotor 2 the first time patroclus meets odysseus he would 1. be in his underwear from having just woke up from torpor 2. find odysseus in a prison cell
absolutely HILARIOUS scenario.
#n.txt#iliad kotor au#really really funny situation#imagine u wake up and everyones dead except for this guy who wont stop lying to you#also who keeps looking at ur chest#patroclus voice if you keep looking at my chest im going to KILL you#he HAD A husband be nice odysseus#(odysseus knows who patroclus is but isnt saying anything bc he wants to live)
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