#patrick mckenna headcanon

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INFO:

- STORIES

one shots (basically just smut/fluff one shots rn), facts & headcanons about a character, matchups

smut (“appropriate” smut, nsfw +18), fluffy

male and female characters (character x fem!reader only! I just feel more comfortable as a girl writing for a female reader).

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WRITING & TAKING REQUESTS ABOUT:

- THE CHARACTERS

American Horror Story:

Evan Peters

tate langdon

kit walker

kyle spencer

jimmy darling

james patrick march

rory monahan (coming soon)

kai anderson

austin sommers (coming soon)

+ Evan’s other characters

warren lipka (american animals) [coming soon]

peter maximoff / quicksilver (x-men, wandavision) [coming soon]

alex (adult world) [coming soon]

max cooperman (never break down) [coming soon]

Finn Wittrock

dandy mott (coming soon)

tristan duffy (coming soon)

harry gardner (coming soon)

Lady Gaga

elizabeth (the countess) [coming soon]

!! “coming soon” means that I haven’t written about them yet, but they’re available for requests !!

+ *REQUESTS ARE OPEN because I might also consider to write a story about other characters from ahs. just request me! feel free to ask me whatever you want <3

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LINKS:

Evan Peters:

a night with evan peters - evan peters x fem!reader

Tate Langdon:

tate langdon x fem!reader (facts & headcanons)

tate langdon x fem!reader (headcanons)

about a girl - tate langdon x fem!reader

sex with a ghost - tate langdon x fem!reader

family trip - tate langdon x fem!reader (part 1)

family trip - tate langdon x fem!reader (part 2)

having dinner at langdons’ - tate langdon x fem!reader (part 1)

having dinner at langdons’ - tate langdon x fem!reader (part 2)

the rubber man suit - tate langdon x fem!reader

Kit Walker:

kit walker x fem!reader (facts & headcanons)

the gas station - kit walker x fem!reader (part 1)

the gas station - kit walker x fem!reader (part 2)

busy day - kit walker x fem!reader

“daddy needs mommy too” - sub!kit x fem!reader

“your boyfriend won’t hear about this” - kit walker x fem!reader (part 1)

“your boyfriend won’t hear about this” - kit walker x fem!reader (part 2)

Kyle Spencer:

hide and seek - kyle spencer x fem!reader

from hell to heaven - kyle spencer x fem!reader

“I ︎♡︎ you” - kyle spencer x fem!reader

Jimmy Darling:

magic hands - jimmy darling x fem!reader

James Patrick March:

forever mine - james patrick march x fem!reader (part 1)

forever mine - james patrick march x fem!reader (part 2)

honeymoon sex - james patrick march x fem!reader

“will you be mrs march?” sub!james x dom!fem!reader

Kai Anderson:

the punishment - kai anderson x fem!reader

a kidnapper falling for his hostage - kai anderson x fem!reader

AHS Matchups:

sally mckenna x @voidsmind

tristan duffy x *anonymous

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[judgementdaysunshine]

Fic masterlist pt 11

[parvulous-writings]

Patrick McKenna // NSFW alphabet

Request:   Patrick McKenna NSFW alphabet? That would be fantastic!

Requested by: ​Anon

Summary: Up top

Warnings: this is literally all smut. Reader discretion is advised. Breaking of Catholic vows. 

Notes: Did I go for painfully true? Yes.  I have now started a Q&A! Every 24 hours or so (if there is any questions of course) I will answer the questions submitted to my inbox or this Google form! This will be open until further notice, and feel free to ask as many as you wish! My requests are currently open! My pinned post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist!

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He makes sure you’re okay, comfortable and clean. Then he’ll go and focus on himself separately. 

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your hands, he loves them. The way the clasp and grab, it drives him wild. He likes his hands too, they’re what bring you closer to him, and what let him touch you. 

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum) 

He’s a Roman Catholic, so... He’s rather opposed to contraception. Thus, he usually releases inside of you. 

D: Dirty Secret

He loves wearing the clerical collar. 😉

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s.. half experienced? He’s aware of the basics at least, but anything to do with more risky or intimate practices in the bedroom you’d have to either teach or learn with him.  

F: Favorite Position

He’s most used to missionary, but he does secretly really enjoy the cowgirl as well. The view for him is... Divine.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.) 

Mostly serious, though when you crack jokes first, then he’ll slip into a more goofy mindset; it’s mostly because you joking reminds him that he can break his habits, the ways he was taught- even if he does still follow them for the most part.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

About average for a man who is supposedly chaste.

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Very intimate- he adores the closeness between you in those moments. 

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t- the Catholic guilt still hangs around that activity. 

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Bondage, that’s about it really. 

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom. Though you could probably convince him to go at it with you in a confessional booth or somewhere similar- though that would take a lot of convincing. 

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Provocative dressing, you reciting scripture, suggestive conversation. 

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anal, anything to do with knives or blood. 

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He just doesn’t particularly like oral at all, in any sense. Old habits die hard. 

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Leaning towards slow and sensual. 

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not very keen on them at all, he holds heavy disdain for them. 

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Not too keen- unless you catch him off-guard with an advance. 

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

A little more than average stamina. He can last a while longer than most, if he has the mindset to. 

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No, nor do I think that he wants to purchase any. 

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He’s teased you once or twice, verbally, when you’ve been just out of earshot of other priests or cardinals. It usually doesn’t go any further than that. 

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s very quiet- you’ll only be able to hear one or two grunts throughout the event. 

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He once got you to read from the Bible as he fucked you. He liked it. 

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

I’d say... B, B+. He’s more on technique, y’know? 

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s very, very subdued. When you first got together,�� it was high, but it calmed down over time. 

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He could fall asleep almost immediately, if he didn’t take care of you and himself first. 

[polishksiezniczka]

Patrick McKenna × Reader Bedtime Headcanons

A short and sweet little headcanon I was thinking about the other day and decided to write. 😇

You stand before the mirror in your bedroom, your figure bathed in the soft light emanating from the lamp on your nightstand, and your eyes fixated on your hands as you attempt to braid your unruly tresses. For a moment, they flicker to your bed, hoping to steal a sly glance at the man laying comfortably against your pillows. But his eyes are already there to meet yours, an enigmatic smile quirking his lips.

"Come to bed, love."

When you crawl into his arms, you feel safe—no other sensation brings you such comfort or refuge.

To make an understatement, Patrick *showers* you with affection:

Soft, gentle nuzzling of your temple,

tenderly stroking you waist, and

resting his cheek against your hair as he breathes in your scent.

"You smell like heaven..."

You love to play with his hands, weaving your fingers together, tracing patterns in his palm, and lightly kissing his fingertips.

Asking about each other's day

It took some time for you to open up to him, especially when you had a bad day and didn't want to burden him with your troubles. But Patrick immediately picks up on this: you suddenly grow quiet and become abnormally fascinated by your blanket.

"Come now, sweetheart. You can tell me," Patrick urges, his voice breathless and sweet.

His arms tighten around your waist as he begins to trace circles with his thumbs up and down your body, from your hips to your collarbone

You, being very ticklish and giggling incessantly at his pawing, finally surrender

Burying his face in the crook of your neck and sighing contentedly

"Mmmmm...."

You've discovered that when you wear one of your satin nightdresses to bed, it drives the humble camerlengo wild. As in, he'll surprise you by pulling you into his arms and leaving a trail of kisses from your jawbone to your shoulders. His passion is intoxicatingly palpable.

"What did I ever do to deserve you?"

"I'm the least you deserve, love."

"Patrick..."

Reading to him as he lays with his head in your lap, his brilliant blue eyes lovingly watching you—the cute little crease in your brow, the flutter of your eyelashes, the delicate strands of hair which fall into your face.

Your fingers carelessly carding through his soft auburn hair

Leaning down to give him an affectionate kiss

Patrick pulling you down and wrapping his arms around you, causing a soft yelp to escape your lips

"My sweet, lovely girl. So good, so responsive."

So. many. kisses.

Every so often you'll ask him to read passages from the Bible to you, and while you do enjoy listening to the stories, you have a devilish ulterior motive. What you really want to do is drown in that smooth, bewitching voice of Patrick's. The way he punctuates certain syllables and words causes shivers to run down your spine as you cling to his side, your head propped against his shoulder. He chuckles softly as your grip on his shirt tightens with the climax of the tale. The whole experience is quite salacious.

Patrick loves to tangle his legs with yours as you snuggle together under the covers

His steady, measured breathing lulls you to sleep

It's nights like these, where you can fall asleep and wake up in each other's arms, that you wouldn't trade for anything on earth. It nearly convinces you that your relationship is normal, not secretive or shameful. But how lucky are you to be adored, loved, worshiped by Patrick.

He always gives you a goodnight kiss, but where depends on the day. Sometimes on your forehead, shoulder, cheek, or lips.

Soothing Italian lullabies sung in hushed voices

"Good night, love," you whisper against his chest.

"Sweet dreams, angelo. I love you endlessly."

Taglist: @seraferna @lemairepstuff

[lanawinterscigarettes]

American Horror Story masterlist

(I'm no longer taking requests for American Horror Story)

Key:

Fluff: ♡ Angst: ♤ Smut: ♧ Headcanons: ◇ May contain triggering content: ☆

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Tate Langdon

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

Tate Langdon dating someone who's transmasc ◇

Nail Polish and Nirvana ♡

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Violet Harmon

Soft dom Violet Harmon ♧◇

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Billie Dean Howard

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Moira O'Hara

Duster Fuck ♧

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Kit Walker

Kit Walker dating someone who's transmasc ◇

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

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Lana Winters

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Cordelia Goode

Trans fem Cordelia Goode ◇

That a Girl ♧

Caught In the Act ♧

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

Dirty A-Z headcanon game: B, D, L, P, Q, R, S, W, Y ♧◇

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Kyle Spencer

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

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Madison Montgomery

Picnic Baskets and Confessions of Love ♤♡

Dance With Me ♡

Madison Montgomery Fluff Alphabet ♡◇

Punishment and Bargaining ♧

Madison Montgomery nsfw alphabet ♧◇

Moral Of The Story ♤♡

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Jimmy Darling

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

You're Not A Freak, Doll ♤♡

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Bette and Dot Tattler

Baking With Bette and Dot ◇

Good Girls ♧

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Dandy Mott

Sub Dandy Mott ♧◇

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Maggie Esmeralda

Run Away With Me ♤♡

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James Patrick March

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

James Patrick March x reader with anger issues ◇

James Patrick March being nervous around the reader ◇

James Patrick March x deaf reader ◇

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Sally Mckenna

You Can't Leave Me ♤☆

Hypodermic Sally x reader who tries to leave her ♤◇☆

Sex With A Ghost ♧

Sally Mckenna x reader who's a songwriter ◇

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

Dirty A-Z headcanon game: C, R ♧◇

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Liz Taylor

Liz Taylor and Tristan Duffy x reader who's a writer ◇

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Tristan Duffy

Liz Taylor and Tristan Duffy x reader who's a writer ◇

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Shelby Miller

Hot Tea and Rainstorms ♡

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Audrey Tindall

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Rory Monahan

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

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Kai Anderson

Evans characters with a clingy reader ♡◇

Whores Get Nothing ♧

Kidnapping Confessions ♤♧

Cuddling With Pre Cult Kai ◇

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Ally Mayfair-Richards

The Clown In The Kitchen ♤♡

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Winter Anderson

Winter Anderson fluff alphabet ♡◇

Winter Anderson nsfw alphabet ♧◇

Nighttime Terrors ♤♡

Dom Winter Anderson ♧◇

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Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon eras x reader with daddy issues ◇

Mornings With Michael ♡

Michael Langdon in a maid outfit ◇

Alphabet Boy ♤♡

Sucking on Michael Langdon's fingers ♧◇

Spanking Michael Langdon ♧◇

Happy Halloween ♧

Enemies With Benefits ♧

Murder House Michael Langdon being soft ♡◇

Calming Techniques ♤☆

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Wilhemina Venable

Dom Wilhemina ♧◇

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Jeff Pfister

Having an online relationship with Jeff Pfister ◇

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Brooke Thompson

Late Night Anxieties ♤♡

Date Officially Canceled (Brooke x Donna) ♧

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Montana Duke

Montana Duke when she gets jealous ◇

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Xavier Plympton

Sub Xavier Plympton ♧◇

Xavier Plympton being needy ♧◇

Big Trauma Can Come In Small Packages ♤♡

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Donna Chambers

Roller Rink Romance ♡

Date Officially Canceled (Brooke x Donna) ♧

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Margaret Booth

Sugar mommy Margaret Booth ♧◇

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Harry Gardner

Protein Shakes ♤♡

Poly! Harry Gardner x reader x Doris Gardner general relationship headcanons ◇

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Doris Gardner

Poly! Harry Gardner x reader x Doris Gardner general relationship headcanons ◇

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Austin Sommers

The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow ♤♡

Austin Sommers nsfw alphabet ♧◇

Crimson Sheets ♧

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Tuberculosis Karen

I Promise ♤☆

Sarah Paulson characters dating someone who's very affectionate ♡◇

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Dr. Calico

Blue Moon Tears ♤♡

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[tfw-tajaaa]

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝. :)

𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒊 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆

Asylum

Kit Walker

✨𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒚✨

Just Married, Say Congrats!!

Coven

Madison Montgomery

Madison Montgomery vs. Hot Summer Days

Misty Day

F, J, & M smut headcanons

Misty Day Headcanons

Marriage headcanons

Kyle Spencer

The End of the World

Hotel

The Countess/Elizabeth Johnson

T, V, & X smut headcanon

E, F, H, M, O, & R smut headcanon

Singing with The Countess

Sally Mckenna

H, I, & L smut headcanons

James Patrick March

Fatherly Love

We're Perfect

Cult

PreCult!Kai Anderson

F, G, H, & R smut headcanons

C, D, E & V smut headcanons

Apocalypse

Wilhemina Venable

The Facade Has Faded

Malcolm Gallant

Feel Better

1984

Lavinia Richter

Camp Counselor...isn't that bad

[russian-soft-bitch]

Okay everyone Send me requests for small headcanons! I'll write for: - Michael Corleone - Jimmy Conway - Patrick McKenna - Dan Torrance - Clark Kent (Henry Cavill's edition) - SAM WILSON because he deserves the world Send me a request for whoever you want and i'll let you know if i wanna do it lol Only sfw pls

[acuppellarp]

Because this is such a character-centric RP without any real overarching plot going on, we feel like making ‘weekly recap’ posts is pretty useful so everyone can stay up to date even if we don’t always have the time to read every single post on the dash. So here’s ACup’s 86th week in review!

New Characters

Brittany Pierce, played by Dillyn

This brings us to forty-one active main characters and two minor characters!

Re-opened/Retired Characters

None!

Wanted Characters

Chloe Anderson, Blair’s half-sister

Mal Rutherford’s co-worker and first crush

Tasha, X’s first friend, muse, and love

Characters on Hiatus

Amber Montgomery, played by Aly - on hiatus until March 18

Brodie Weston, played by Lina - on hiatus until March 18

Dani Harper, played by Han - on semi-hiatus until March 20

Spencer Porter, Ellie Gilbert, Lara James, and Logan Hansen, played by Kai - on semi-hiatus until March 21

Rowan Flanagan, played by Becca - on hiatus until March 23

Reggie Cliffton, played by MC - on semi-hiatus until March 23

Fiona Hudson, Nicola de Rocha, and Scout Solano, played by KT - on semi-hiatus until March 25

Tasks/Events/Other

Task Tuesday - Task 4: Issues here!

Friday Five here!

Make-ups/Break-ups/Hook-ups

ACup’s Chart - If your character needs an update, let us know!

Hookup: Rachel and Samantha

Coming up

SUNDAY, March 17

St. Patrick’s Day!

April’s Showers

Score: Win; 6-2

Goals: Stevie 6′ (unassisted); Riley 10′ (assist Jemma); Brodie 22′ (assist Spencer); Jemma 35′ (assist Spencer); Jemma 43′ (unassisted); Spencer 51′ (assist Jemma)

@streetsmartstevie @rileduplynn @itsjemmabitch @aboldbrewbrodie @superspence

Current Record: 6-4

Indoor Season Schedule

Week 1 - Jan 13 - vs. The Mighty Schmucks

Week 2 - Jan 20 - vs. ABCDE FC

Week 3 - Jan 27 - vs. Nutmeggers

Week 4 - Feb 3 - vs. Game of Throw-Ins

Week 5 - Feb 10 - vs. Mighty Morphin’ Flower Arrangers

Week 6 - Feb 17 - vs. Green Monkeys

Week 7 - Feb 24 - vs. Athletico Pathetico

Week 8 - Mar 3 - vs. Fake Madrid

Week 9 - Mar 10 - vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels

Week 10 - Mar 17 - vs. #SquadGoals

Week 11 - Mar 24 - Tourney Weekend 1

Week 12 - Mar 31 - Tourney Weekend 2

MONDAY, March 18

NYU Spring Recess - No Classes Scheduled

PL Practice

ACup Karaoke, 8PM

TUESDAY, March 19

NYU Spring Recess - No Classes Scheduled

Warblettes Practice

ACup Open Mic, 6PM

WEDNESDAY, March 20

Spring Equinox

NYU Spring Recess - No Classes Scheduled

April’s Showers Practice

ACup Karaoke, 8PM

THURSDAY, March 21

Holi & Purim

NYU Spring Recess - No Classes Scheduled

ACup Open Mic, 6PM

FRIDAY, March 22

NYU Spring Recess - No Classes Scheduled

ACup Karaoke, 8PM

SATURDAY, March 23

Lola Alvarez’s birthday!

ACup Open Mic, 6PM

UPCOMING APRIL BIRTHDAYS

April 11 - Brittany Pierce

April 18 - Brodie Weston

April 22 - Samantha McKenna

MISCELLANEOUS

List of holidays here.

List of observances for every day/week/month here.

List of events in NYC here.

List of weekly in-game scheduled events here.

Other Stuff

If there’s something we may have missed - a birthday, a hook-up or anything else - please message us and let us know! We keep up with the dash, but we obviously can’t know what you headcanon with other players, and we want to make sure everyone is up to date!

[parvulous-writings]

Patrick  McKenna // SFW alphabet

​Summary: A sfw A-Z for Camerlengo Patrick McKenna

Warnings: Breaking of church vows (kinda, if you think about it)

Notes: Please be aware that this is purely off of the movie where McKenna features, this is in no way related to how he is portrayed in the book (mostly because I haven’t read it yet). Also I don’t know how the Roman Catholic church entirely operates- as although I do study it, I have never experienced any of it first hand, so there may be inaccuracies, for which I apologise.  My requests are currently open! My pinned post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist!

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A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) 

Publicly, Patrick can’t be affectionate. He’ll give you a look every so often, just so you still know he cares for you, even though he can’t exactly show it.  He makes up for it in private though- making food once a week, some beverages, and lots of time curled up together on the sofa. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, he’ll even read to you.

B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)

As a friend, he would be the voice of reason, a moral compass for those who had little or none (whether they listened to him or not though, he couldn’t control). 

C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Patrick does quite like cuddles. Curling up to cuddle wherever is probably his favourite way to cuddle- having you both embrace one another as close as you can fills him with such a sense of joy that nothing else can replicate. 

D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking, cleaning, ect?)

Despite his vows to the Roman Catholic church, and the Vatican, he would love to settle down with you. Hands down, he’d probably do it in a heartbeat. He’s a pretty good cook, and often does some cleaning around the home. 

E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would be very sympathetic about it- he understands it hurts, but if he’s leaving you there is most likely a good reason for it; most likely linking to his profession and position in the Vatican. 

F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? Do they wanna get married?)

Despite his vows of celibacy and chastity, this man is still a follower of Roman Catholicism. His commitment to a person would be unwavering, everlasting. But it would have to come after his devotion to the Vatican itself. 

G - Gentle (How gentle are they both physically and emotionally?)

He’s very gentle. He may be firm when implementing his beliefs and his opinions, but he is still gentle when he needs to be. He can be a little extreme, but for the most part, he knows how to take care of you, physically and emotionally. 

H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it, and what are they like?)

Similar to cuddles, Patrick really likes hugs as well. A quick form of affection, that works well when out in public. He’ll often hug you from the side, as it’s the easiest one to have whilst on the move or staying mostly out of sight. 

I - I Love You (How fast do they say the “love” word?)

It may take him a little while. He wants to be absolutely sure that love is what he’s feeling before he admits it to anyone but himself, even you.

J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What are they like when jealous?)

Jealousy is a trait that McKenna both has and despises. He can become incredibly jealous sometimes, but has become very good at hiding it. Sometimes even you don’t realise that that is what he’s feeling. When it gets really bad though, he’ll come to stand beside you- usually unable to touch you, since this usually happens whilst he is working- and speaks with the offender who made him jealous until they get scared off. 

K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Patrick likes to kiss you on your cheek or ear when just out of sight in public. Kisses on the lips are usually fairly chaste, getting heated very rarely- and these were always in private, and always would be unless you get married. He likes to be kissed on the jaw and the crook of his neck- though you found this out through trial and error, rather than him telling you.

L - Little Ones (How are they around kids?)

Patrick is actually pretty good around kids- he is often a good influence for them. Sometimes he can get a little too preachy, but you usually let him know of that and he’ll eventually reel himself back in a little bit.

M - Morning (What are mornings like with them?)

Oftentimes McKenna is long gone by the time you wake up- though occasionally he’ll wake you to give you a forehead kiss before he leaves. 

N - Nights (How are nights spent with them?)

There’s a routine for the evenings with Patrick- Grace and dinner, reading/watching a film, evening prayer, bed. There’s not overly much wiggle room in that, he likes routines. 

O - Open (When do they open up about themselves?)

If you’re having a quiet conversation during a film, he’ll occasionally slip in a piece of information about him, but you already know a lot from what he told you when he first met you- besides his extreme beliefs, he doesn’t keep many secrets. 

P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He is incredibly patient. Almost eerily so at times. It takes a lot, and I mean a lot, to get him visibly angered. Such as a lot of pressure over time, or a heavy interrogation.

Q - Quizzes (How much do they remember about you?)

A  lot. Occasionally he’ll forget something though- in which case he’ll profusely apologise and promise to remember it again in future. 

R - Remember (Favorite memory with you?)

There’s no one particular memory. There’s many- going to cafes together, walking along the canals hand in hand, hell even showing you around the Vatican. Anything that makes you smile, really. 

S - Security (How protective are they?)

Quite protective, even if he doesn’t often outwardly show it. The Roman Catholic church is a big organisation, one full of corruption even if they deny it. He knows that if any of them knew of your relationship, it could put you in danger, so he makes sure to inform you of how to keep safe, no matter the situation. 

T - Try (How much effort do they put in?)

He puts about as much effort in as any normal man does. He tries, but it’s not always particularly special. 

U - Ugly (What are their bad habits?)

He preaches a lot. This man has to quote something from scripture every day, for whatever reason. It can get rather frustrating at times. 

V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He has to look presentable, but since vanity goes against the virtues he’s been raised to follow, he does his best not to be as vain as some people can be. 

W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He would miss you a lot- you’ve become so ingrained into his daily life that it’s hard to imagine a day without you now.

X - Xtra (Random HC)

He’ll sometimes read you a bible story or two to get you to sleep if you’ve had a bad day- he has a very smooth and calming reading voice.

Y - Yuck (Things they don’t like either in general or a partner?)

He doesn’t like it when people try to disprove his beliefs, or argue against them. It gets him very agitated, and will deter him from said person. 

Z - Zzz (Sleep habits)

Literally just a normal sleep pattern, there’s nothing else or unusual to say about it. 

[polishksiezniczka]

Hello! Can I request a fic or whatever u want about Carmalengo falling for a single mother. It can be NSFW if the mood strikes u. :)

YES! I have been waiting for the opportunity to delve into Patrick's soft parental side (I say this like he isn't the kindest, sweetest human ever normally).😂 As I am not a mother myself, I apologize in advance if any of this is a little unrealistic or misrepresented in any way. But I hope you like it, and I'd love to do a pregnant!reader piece in the future! ❤️

A Mother's Love | Patrick McKenna x Single Mother!Reader

A delightful little set of headcanons about the camerlengo falling for a single mother

Notes: S/D = son/daughter; C/N = child's name. Showers of praise on @thisbreakableheaven for being the best beta reader/co-conspirator anyone could ask for! ❤️

“I watch you raise C/N and fall deeper in love with you each day.”

He sees Mary, the Mother of God in you

When he finds you with your S/D asleep in your arms, his heart melts

Telling you how much your S/D looks like you: “(S)he has their mother's stunning eyes.”

Patrick would be a wonderful father figure to your S/D, and he would strive to play a greater role in your child’s life than his own father (even if the child wasn’t his)

It would probably be okay if your child referred to him as "papa"; it would raise little suspicion anyway because his official title is "Padre"

Your S/D loves Patrick, and Patrick absolutely adores them

If you have a baby, they relax and quiet immediately in his strong arms

His soft tone and warm voice are naturally soothing to fussy babies and children

If your child is in primary school, their favorite activity is reading with Patrick

Patrick always makes time to read to C/N on evenings when he’s able to visit

Speaking softly to them—you know he would never raise his voice against your child

He’ll hum lullabies or psalms to C/N as they slowly fall asleep

If C/N is a toddler, they absolutely love to play games with him!

Hide ‘n’ seek, color by number, board games like Chutes & Ladders

And the pet names he uses! 🥺

If you have a little girl, he calls her “sweetie,” “piccola,” or “topolina”

For a little boy: “little lad” or “bambino”

One of your favorite little things Patrick does is when you’re holding C/N in your arms, Patrick comes up to plant a kiss on each of your cheeks

Tickles and hugs abound when he visits!

Seriously, he is one of the best partners anyone could ever hope for

A bonus lil' NSFW drabble because how could I not?

“Caro mio,” Patrick greeted warmly as he kissed you. “Where’s my little boy/girl?” He looked around, expecting C/N to have come running into his arms by this point. You smiled, easily melting into his loving embrace. “They’re with their grandparents for the weekend.” You gave him a light peck on the lips before happily contemplating his handsome face. An ever-so-subtle shift in those dazzling cerulean eyes made you pause, their nascent desire failing to escape your notice. He hummed thoughtfully for a moment, the low timbre of his voice sending delicious vibrations through your whole body. He spoke lowly in your ear, “Angelo…vita mia....” He paused.“...I-I have a proposal for you.” “And what might that be?” you inquired breathlessly, nerves set alight. “This weekend. Just the two of u-us. Alone together. En-entirely devoted to you.” He punctuated his words with wicked intent, hot breath fanning over your skin like flames from a glorious pyre. The sensation of his warm, calloused fingertips stroking the delicate arch of your collarbone caused shivers to run down your spine. You hadn’t been able to spend a weekend alone together since you first began seeing each other, what with both of your busy work schedules, your own parental responsibilities, not to mention Patrick’s very public position in the Vatican. So, in many ways, this weekend would be the closest thing to a honeymoon you’d share with him. Obviously, you were no blushing virgin when it came to sex, but you simply couldn’t calm your nerves as Friday night approached. You were consumed by a heady mixture of schoolgirl-esque giddiness, extreme agitation, and ravenous desire. If only you could’ve seen Patrick suffer.

Oh, but when Friday night came! Sweet mother of mercy.

Lots and lots of lovemaking

On the couch, a relaxing movie long forgotten, a spontaneous session or two in the shower

Of course, in your bed, Patrick’s preferred location (your scent is intoxicating to him)

Taking a relaxing hot bath together

With the time you had together, you wanted to savor these moments.

You loved waking up with him in the morning, and by the time Sunday morning rolled around, you pouted like a child when he needed to leave very early to be on time for morning Mass

Not before you squeezed in one final session

One quiet evening, you lay across Patrick’s chest, both of you thoroughly spent after several passionate rounds of lovemaking, your hand intertwined with his while the other stroked his sprinkling of soft, ginger-blonde chest hair. You felt completely at peace in this moment, the quiet rhythm of your breathing perfectly matching Patrick’s steady heartbeat. You wished you could stay like this together, uncertain of where your body ended and his began—not that you particularly cared. Your core tingled in delight, still reeling from the waves upon waves of pleasure coaxed out of you by Patrick as only he could. You smiled fondly, burying your nose in his chest like an affectionate puppy. He hummed in appreciation, bringing your hand to his lips, where he began to lay light kisses across your knuckles. “I’d love to have children together,” he whispered hoarsely against your wrist. Your breath hitched, hardly believing the words you had just heard as you sat up to face him. Your eyes were wide in apprehension. “Patrick…” your voice trembling, “Do you mean that?” When he didn’t speak immediately, the blood in your veins ran cold. What was this, some kind of cruel joke? Your experiences as a single mother in the present day—the rush to judgment, the patronizing attitudes, the intentional devaluing of your worth as a romantic partner—had you bracing for the hurt. No, it couldn’t be, he wouldn’t do this. But what would you possibly say if he did? You were snapped from your reverie when you felt a warm hand gently take yours. “With God as my witness.” And in that moment, you looked into his eyes, trying to find any trace of ridicule or doubt there, but you simply could not. Instead, they were overflowing with complete, unconditional love. Tears leaked from the corners of your eyes at your realization. “I love you,” you whispered, your voice shaky and breathless, face flushed from embarrassment and something else you couldn’t quite identify. “And I you, angelo.” You kissed him deeply then, fingers sinking into his hair in a mix of elation and desperation as a whimper escaped your already kiss-swollen lips. You felt him begin to harden beneath you, followed by that familiar ache pulsing between your thighs. “Let’s start trying right away then,” you whispered hotly in his ear before pulling him down for another searing kiss. Translations piccola = "little one" toporina = "little mouse" bambino = "little boy" Caro mio = "My dear" Vita mia = "My life"

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¬Angels and Demons -Safe in my arms // Carmerlengo Patrick McKenna x reader

-Some things can’t be resisted // Patrick McKenna x reader

-Not that long // Patrick Mckenna x reader

-Patrick McKenna SFW alphabet

-Patrick McKenna // NSFW alphabet

-Sick Day // Patrick McKenna x reader

-Broken Vows // Patrick McKenna x reader

- Would it be a Sin? // Patrick McKenna x Fem!Reader

¬Apex Legends

- Bloodhound Headcanons

¬Arcane  - SFW alphabet // Silco

-NSFW alphabet // Silco

- Drunken Silco headcanons

-  Silco Nickname headcanons

-SFW alphabet // Vander

-NSFW alphabet // Vander

-  First meetings // Vander x reader

- Apologetic Vander Headcanons

- Impeded // Vander x Reader 

-  Eventually Together // Vander x Reader

- Vander and anniversaries headcanons

-  Vander nickname headcanons

-  Vander x shorter reader headcanons

-  Vander on Birthdays

- Viktor // SFW alphabet 

- Viktor NSFW alphabet

¬Baldur’s Gate - Modern AU shadowheart's underwear hcs

- Close proximity headcanons; Astarion, Gale, Halsin

- Gale x Fem!Selkie reader Headcanons

¬Bill and Ted franchise - Not so Wyld morning // Bill S Preston + Ted Logan x M!Reader

¬Birds of Prey - Roman Sionis SFW alphabet

- Drunken Roman // Roman Sionis x reader headcanons

-Harley Quinn SFW alphabet

- Breakfast time // Harley Quinn x GN!Reader

¬CATS - Dance with me // Misto x reader

- Jellylorum and Gus the theatre cat headcanons // CATS the Musical

¬Dead By Daylight  - Dating Ji-Woon Hak Head canons

¬Doctor Sleep N/A

¬IANOWT N/A

¬IT -Summertime // Stan Uris x reader - Dating Richie Tozier would include...

¬Kingdom Hearts N/A

¬LOTR/The Hobbit N/A

¬Moulin Rouge - Honeybee // Christian x Reader

¬Marvel/Sony - Hobie Brown SFW alphabet

- Miguel O’Hara SFW alphabet

-Don’t Push It // Miguel O’Hara x Reader

¬Overwatch -Jesse McCree // SFW alphabet

-McCree NSFW alphabet

- A Final Decision // Jesse McCree x F!Reader

-Slightly Unexpected // McCree x Reader

-Misunderstood Distraction // McCree x Reader

-Illness is a consequence // McCree x F!Reader

- 36 Degrees C // McCree x Reader

-  McCree headcanons- Reader with a respiratory disease

- McCree headcanons- Touch-starved, short reader.

- McCree/Ashe + S/O and kids.

-Ashe // SFW alphabet

-Fresh Meat // Ashe x Reader

-Zero Hour // Mercy x reader

-When you get stressed // Various x reader

- Perfection Achieved // Moira x Reader

- Moira O’Deorain nsfw alphabet

- Shy // Junkrat x F!Reader

-Shy part 2 // Junkrat x F!Reader

- Mercy, Widow, & Sombra x fem pornstar headcanons

¬Penny Dreadful - An Idyllic life is nothing short of Splendid // Ethanessa

-A Day in Bed // Ethanessa

- Work doesn’t equal life // Victor Frankenstein x reader

¬Resident Evil -Karl Heisenberg // SFW alphabet

-Karl Heisenberg // NSFW alphabet

-Jealousy comes from love // Karl Heisenberg x reader

- Ethan Winters // NSFW alphabet

- Home // Mother!Dimitrescu x Child!F!Reader

-Home- Part 2

- Bona Fide// Lady D X Reader

-Mortuus Nomen Eius // Lady D x Non-binary reader

- Lady D X affectionate F!Reader Headcanons

- Lady Dimitrescu NSFW alphabet

- Heart of Glass // Lady Dimitrescu x Reader

- Nesiguranta // Lady Dimitrescu X Reader

- Donna Beneviento x half-lycan SO

¬Saw N/A

¬Shallow Grave - Alex Law x reader // SFW alphabet

- Murders // Alex Law x Reader

- Motus Nocere // Alex Law x Reader

- Sick // Alex Law x reader

- Drunk Alex Law headcanons - David Stephens x reader // SFW alphabet

-Time Together// David Stephens x male!reader

¬Sherlock N/A

¬Star Wars - Obi-Wan x reader // SFW alphabet

-Anakin Skywalker x reader // SFW alphabet

- Stars //Sith!Obi-Wan x pregnant!Reader

-Travelin’ Soldier // Obi-Wan x reader

-Castle // Darth Vader x Reader

- Featherlight // Padawan!Qui-Gon x Padawan!Reader

¬Stranger Things - Billy Hargrove SFW alphabet

- Sharing and Caring // Billy Hargrove x M!Reader

-  Billy x M!Metalhead!Reader Headcanons

-  SFW Alphabet // Eddie Munson

-  Steve Harrington // SFW alphabet

¬Trainspotting - Long time, no see // Mark Renton x reader

¬Marvel N/A

¬Mortal Kombat -Liu Kang NSFW alphabet

-Liu Kang SFW alphabet

-Blaze // Liu Kang x Reader

-Nightmare // Liu Kang x Reader

- Mors faces ligavit // Liu Kang x Reader

- Soot // Liu Kang X Reader

-Kung Lao NSFW alphabet

-Kung Lao SFW alphabet

-Kano NSFW alphabet

¬Mortdecai N/A

¬Misc - Self Indulgent Headcanon list // Various characters

OCs

Baldur’s Gate 

- Tiro x reader dating HCs 

-Tiro questions 1

- Tiro questions 2

- Tiro questions 3

- Dating Hcs; Renton, Micheal, Markus, Ilvon

- Bg3 ocs questions Renton, Micheal, Markus, Ilvon 2

Birds of Prey

-The Man of A Thousand Faces - Jerra

- Disbelief // Jerra

- Valerie Steward SFW alphabet

Star Wars

-The Stranger at the Festival -Alaana Rohiikshuul

Sea of Thieves

-The Omen’s Captain - Victor Farley

-A Ship’s Crew- Victor Farley

Misc.

- Safety // James ‘JJ’ Hudson x reader

-  Mr Silverman assorted Headcanons