#patrick bateman🗿🍷🍷
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punkdestroyer3 · 4 months ago
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unter null pfp is so awesome
Love ya
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darknessillumina · 3 months ago
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Patrick Bateman 🍷🗿
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heavenlyhoundoom · 4 months ago
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Inside out: Envy speaking Gen Alpha.
Envy: You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with Smurf Cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox, and Titan Speakerman There's nothing we can do.. but me personally, I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy, and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.
Angry: (confused) What the hell are you talking about?
Ennui: She's speaking in gen alpha lingo.
Anger: I'm technically 13, and now you two are making me feel like I'm 50.
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kors3 · 4 months ago
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You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.
🫡🔫
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alfiebungo · 6 months ago
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You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.
STOP IT
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randalcel · 10 months ago
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R u gayyyayy
NO IM NOT ”one of those” I DO NOT like men.
Do not spread these harmful and disgusting rumors about my sexuality online. I will once again say I do not kiss men on the lips and I do not fantasize about holding hands with cute boys. I.DO.NOT! 🤬😡
I’m not homophobic I just don’t support the life style they choose even though it’s pretty cool…. I mean totally lame and dumb and gay…… >__<
IM not an Homosexuelle or queer or fruit basket or whatever you gay people online call yourself. I’m an alpha, a sigma, and I mog you all. I do not chase level 5 gyatts, the gyatts come to me. My rizz level is quadruple the normal human….. because I’m an alpha wolf. I kin Patrick Bateman and not because he’s a closeted homosexual but because he’s just as sigma as myself.
I may not have attraction to women but it’s not because I’m gay, it’s because I’m sigma and don’t have time for females. I’d much rather be hanging with “the boys” , heh if it wasn’t gay to date them I would because they would be sigma just like me . 🍷🗿
(Teehee I’m lying I am a homosexual boy kissing bundle of sticks :33333)
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snowmzan · 2 years ago
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starring: albus boo as patrick bateman.
não é preciso conhecer o boo o suficiente para saber que ele é um babaca quando o assunto é ser elitista, também é uma walking red flag. para honrar seu deslumbrante e amado título, albus tem o pacote completo de: fã da banda the spirits (the smiths), fã de filme cult, thomas shelby... além do toque de seu celular ser drive forever e os emojis mais usados no teclado do iwish são, obviamente 🍷🗿 o qual ele comenta o tempo todo em vídeos do tick-tock. por conta disso, resolveu aparecer como patrick bateman do filme non-maj american psycho, está lotado de sangue falso e toda hora aparece com um novo cigarro entre os dentes, em seus fones de ouvido tocam as melhores da banda the spirits, como merlin knows im miserable now. mas calma, albus ainda é um ser humano minimamente decente e não romantiza nada do filme! apenas acha que patrick tem frases incríveis, como a famosa “se eles forem castigades mas tiverem bom caráter... ah! eu sei, eu sei! não existem castigades de bom caráter.” calma... não era exatamente assim, essa foi a frase que usou pra convencer a fada madrinha de que era um filme arthuriano e independente.
bônus: ele está usando correntes fantasmagóricas, pois ama chamar a atenção!
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