#pathetic dazai weekend

[dizzywrites]

Patheticzai Weekend Day Three: Pet Play & Orgasm Denial

[freakspectors]

PAPER SOLDIER.

A Fyodor Dostoyevsky | BSD x Female Reader x Dazai Osamu | BSD Smut Fanfic.

warnings ; smut, pussy slapping, fingering, threesomes, degradation, biting, praise if you squint, orgasm denial if you get a magnifying glass, not proof-read.

author's note ; hihi !! sorry for my absence, im getting ready for school next week, and my birthday was this weekend :) im working on a fic that was dedicated to myself rn, so have this tiny fic. enjoy! funfact: all my fic titles are songs that i like ;p !

“Look at her, clenching around nothing. Pathetic, is it not?”

Dazai and Fyodor laughed with each other, degrading you as if  you weren’t right in front of them. You knew not to speak unless spoken to, afraid of the punishment that would ensue if you had. After the two radiant men in front of you finished joking about your neediness, the Russian knelt down between your shaking legs.

“Do tell, Moya lyubov, how bad do you crave to have both of us inside of you?” he asked. Fyodor caressed your thighs, his breath fanning against your warm, sticky core. Instead of answering, you scoot yourself towards the demon's mouth, begging to have his tongue ravage you.

Disappointed, Fyodor pulls away from your legs and sits on his knees, giving you an insincere frown. You looked at the raven haired man confused, unsure of where Dazai went or why he was upset with you. Before you could even process he was now beside you, the brunette man’s hand smacked down on your cunt, making you jolt and yelp.

“We don’t want to do this, Bella. You’ve been such a good girl until now—” Dazai murmured. Using his middle and ring finger, he spreads you open, shooting a wicked smile at Fyodor; which he returns to him.

“—But you hadn’t answered my question. Disobeying orders results in a punishment; I thought you knew that well,” the rat keened. As if he read his mind, Dazai removed his fingers from your pussy and gave it another rough slap. Tears started to form; but all the two men did was chuckle.

“Wanna give it another go, hun?” the detective asked. He kissed your shoulder, resting his free hand on the other to massage you. “Maybe Fyodor’ll give you another chance..”

“Oh, but her teary, desperate eyes are gorgeous..”

“Indeed. But I’m sure she’s ready to redeem herself.”

“Are you sure you don’t just want to fuck her?”

“So what if I do? If you didn’t want to as well, you wouldn’t be here,” Dazai teased. Listening to them bicker over you only made you wetter, which hadn’t gone unnoticed.

With a hum, Dazai kissed your cheek and slid his fingers back through your slit. You moaned, arching your back at the sudden pleasure. He moved his digits up, rubbing tight circles on your sensitive clit. “C’mon, baby. Answer his question,” he whispered.

Through half-lidded eyes, you saw Fyodor back between your legs, kissing and biting the inside of your thighs. Just the sight of him and Dazai’s fingers could make you cum, but another punishment is the last thing you want. You open your mouth to speak; but a whine leaves your throat instead.

“You’re not fucked dumb already, are you?” the Russian questioned. “We’ve barely even started, kukla.”

“It’s just a few words, belladonna,” Dazai said. His fingers dove inside you, slowly pistoning them in and out of you, “say what he wants, and we’ll make you feel amazing.”

“Here, I’ll even ask you again:” Fyodor starts, “how bad do you crave to have both of us inside of you?”

“S-So bad.. I need both of you to fill me up..” you mumble. Fyodor tutted you and shook his head with another frown. Sighing with dissatisfaction, the brunette pulled his fingers out of you. The tears that were in your eyes finally fell, hot salty streaks going down your cheeks.

“I’m afraid you need to be louder, darling. Just a little more, I swear to you,” the rat said. Dazai shushed you and wiped your tears while Fyodor kissed and nibbled on your thighs like a mouse with cheese. He always got so close to your quivering pussy, yet pulled away each time he did. “Go on, love.”

“So bad, Fyodor.. I-I need the both of you to cum inside me s-so much I pass out..”

“See, was that so hard?” Dazai teased, a punchable smile plastered on his face. If you weren’t in your current situation, you’d glare at him.

“Khoroshaya rabota, moya dorogaya,” Fyodor praised. “Now, get on your hands and knees..”

“It’s time for your reward.” 

@ HELUVAKU 2023 . do not share or repost .

[diagonal-queen]

hey girlyyyy ❗❗❗ why do i feel like im bothering you when its quite literally just a request box🧍

but anyway !!! Following with the previous request of meeting with chuuya after years. Can i ask for like, a glimpse of their relationship? Like they're keeping it a secret from both their agencies so they have to be sneaky to meet each other like silly little lovers💗🤞😭😭

sakjhjkhfahfsh oh my god nahhh the sillies 🙈 you are never bothering me by sending me an ask. i am a pathetic and lonely creacher and i kick my silly little legs and let out my horrendus little giggles whenever someone sends me an ask. i am elated every time.

Star-Crossed

♡ pairing: Chuuya Nakahara x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: Romeo and Juliet, but you and Chuuya aren't as fucking stupid as those kids were. (sorry, I'm just having a goof- you and Chuuya are navigating secretly dating while being members of opposing groups)

♡ wc: 1.6k

♡ cw: Reader and Chuuya flirt and talk about sex (they're a couple guys. C'mon now), swearing.

note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUUYA!! Good timing for me to finish this one hey? lol I hope you enjoy it! Apologies for errors- maybe I should write a Chuuya birthday thing?

Part 1 (you don't have to read it but it provides context for this)

Chuuya had gotten there before you. He was sitting on a bench across the footpath from the restaurant, absentmindedly on his phone. It was no fancy place, one may say casual or even rustic. But once, a long time ago as teenagers, Chuuya had taken you there one evening when you were feeling down and you'd enjoyed yourself enough to decide that it would be a good place to go back to. Maybe get the same meals as that time, and recreate some cherished memories.

You stood around the corner of the block, making sure that there weren't too many witnesses around. You'd gone through a world of effort to conceal your relationship with the mafioso. You'd changed his contact name, turned off your notifications and even made sure to eradicate all traces that you two spent time together, which hurt the most of all. You felt that just a simple picture of the two of you wasn't asking too much.

The two of you seldom contacted one another during work hours. Considering the Agency tended to work within the daytime while the Port Mafia took over the night, you didn't have much time to communicate with one another, much less meet up in person. When you did, you both had to be cautious that none of your coworkers were around. It had gotten exhausting rather quickly, but the two of you continued to try nonetheless.

Weekends were really the only days that you could sometimes see one another. That's why, on an overcast Sunday, you and Chuuya had decided to go on a lunch date together. You were mostly sure that you wouldn't be bumping into any other Agency members, and yet you scurried along the street like a cautious mouse.

You called his name, and when he turned and saw you he smiled.

"How are you?" You asked him as you approached. He stood up and pulled you into his embrace once you reached him.

"I'm glad to see you, baby."

"You ought to be! It took so much effort to get here without rousing suspicion," you whined, pulling away and squeezing his shoulders. Chuuya cocked an eyebrow at you.

"Huh? Have you told them anything?"

"They're detectives, Chuu!" you responded, giving him a nudge. "It's hard to keep a secret when you're surrounded by detectives all the time. I'm pretty sure Ranpo knows already- or at least he's caught on to the fact that I'm seeing someone."

"...who?"

"Y'know, the one with the hat and cape...he trapped you in a book once?" Chuuya pursed his lips and nodded. "He's a genius."

"I know," he sighed. "At least Dazai doesn't know...probably."

"Nah, he doesn't," you confirmed, "If he did, he'd have brought it up with me by now. And I dunno how I'm gonna approach that conversation at all."

"Just give me a call when it happens. I'll beat the shit out of him," he muttered, sourly. You giggled, pulling him back into your arms.

"I can always count on you, can't I?"

"'Course you can, babe," he pressed a kiss to your cheek. "Sorry you gotta go through all that, by the way."

"I can't imagine it's much easier in the Port Mafia? Y'know, to be dating an Agency member."

"Eh, it's not so bad when you're an executive." He shrugged with a sigh. You cast him a mischievous grin.

"Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting you're all authoritative and strong like that," you teased. Chuuya blinked, before he wrapped his arm around your waist.

"Forgetting? Maybe I should jog your memory." You narrowed your eyes at his suggestive tone.

"Oh? How so?" You smirked. Chuuya tapped his lips.

"Hm...got any more kinks I don't know about?"

"Keep it in your fuckin' pants, Chuu!" You laughed, swatting his arm. "Imagine if there were children here."

"If you keep encouraging me there might well be," he retorted, and you gasped.

"You're a goddamn menace." Chuuya chuckled at your blunt statement. "Ah...anyway, we should go inside. We'd be less conspicuous that way, and we've been loitering around here long enough as is."

He nodded, and you both went inside. After entering the door Chuuya opened for you, the scent of the place filled your nostrils and it was like you'd visited for the first time. You stood in the entranceway for a moment, a small smile formed on your lips.

"Something wrong?" Chuuya asked, passing you and shutting the door. You shook your head.

"No, nothing's wrong," you quickly replied before taking a step forward. "It's just...been a while."

"...it has, yeah," Chuuya agreed, placing his hand on your back. "Glad to be back here."

~ ~ ~

Fifteen minutes flies by so fast when you're enjoying your time. Fifteen minutes with Chuuya felt more like fifteen seconds. You'd ordered your food, caught up on each others' recounts of the past week, Chuuya made an obligatory complaint about Dazai, and then Chuuya's phone rang twice.

The first time he'd just ignored it, and you'd tried to do the same, but the second time he let out an aggravated breath and pulled it out of his pocket, eyes briefly flickering towards the screen which you didn't have the time to get a good peek at. Chuuya glanced at you, both apparently frustrated and apologetic.

"Sorry, hon. I have to take this one, but I'll make it quick, alright?"

"It's okay, don't worry about it." You smiled as you said this, but your facade dropped once he disappeared to take the call. You didn't blame Chuuya for being busy, but lamented the fact that the two of you couldn't seem to spend any amount of time together uninterrupted. It was almost as if everybody really did know about your relationship and were doing all they could to keep it apart.

He was back before long, taking his seat across from you at the table and letting out an exhale.

"Did something bad happen?"

"Nah, just got into a bit of an altercation. Managed to sort it out though, so it's fine. Nothing to worry about." Chuuya placed his hand atop yours. "Where were we?"

"...I think you were bitching again. About Dazai?" You replied, balancing your hand on your palm with a grin.

"'Again'?"

"Yep. It's your favourite thing to do, right?"

"Besides you..." he mused, and you bit back a laugh. "I'd say so. But I can't help it. You know that best, don'tcha?"

"He's still lazy at the Agency. In fact, he's probably gotten worse. Sometimes I have to physically force him to come with me when we have jobs together," you rolled your eyes. "That being said though, he can be so overbearing sometimes, fuck's sake."

"Eh, if I were him I'd be protective of you too. Maybe the single thing I can't blame him for, actually," Chuuya scowled, taking a sip of water. "Wish I could spend as much time with you as he does, though. That might be nice..."

As you acknowledged that sentiment, an idea popped into your head. You suddenly sat upright.

"You and I should go on a trip. A road trip, or a vacation or something like that."

"A trip?" He repeated, confused.

"Mm. We wouldn't have to worry about anybody seeing us, and we'd be able to relax and actually spend time together," you explained. "We could even just...go camping or something. That's not that expensive, right? We'd have to travel pretty far, though..."

"I'd be willing to go anywhere as long as you're there," Chuuya shrugged. You turned to him, before smiling.

"That's adorable of you, sweetie."

"Money wouldn't be an issue. It's the time I'm worried about, and how we'd both be able to leave at the same time without suspicion," he continued.

"I just called you adorable and you're gonna go ahead and ignore me?" You scowled, folding your arms over your chest. "I see how it is."

"Aw, sorry babe. I didn't mean for it to come across like that," he apologised, taking your hand and pressing his lips to your knuckle. "I'm just concerned, that's all."

"I know, I get it..." you gave him a sad smile. "I wish we didn't have to be like this. I get so jealous when I see couples together out and about. I want that to be us!"

"Maybe one day. Just...not today though. Neither of us can afford it right now, y'know?" He murmured. "I would want absolutely everybody around me to know that you're my partner. If it wouldn't put you in danger, I mean."

"You're that proud of me, huh?" You queried, rubbing your thumb over Chuuya's gloved hand. He looked at you as if that were a stupid question.

"'Course I am. I can't really show it now, but I promise I am," he answered sincerely, staring into your eyes. "Okay?"

"...I'll choose to believe you for now," you replied, sarcastically. "But one day you better prove it in the most dramatic and flamboyant way possible, got it?"

Chuuya smiled. "I'd give you the whole world if you asked for it, Y/N."

"Oh, maybe that's a little too dramatic," you hastily replied. "...maybe we should just stick to dinner dates for now, m'kay?"

"Whatever you'd like, baby. I'll just save the world for another time."

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fedyushka, @flower-of-darkness

and thank you @bibilovedit for the request!

[play-rough]

(I read the new fic at 5am and wrote this a little past half 6 and the only reason this ask has any structure is because I took notes like an absolute lunatic- so please don’t grade me on my ask writing quality, I am a very tired strawb)

Playrough, I am currently recovering from a sickness of my own (a cold 😐) so the climactic release of this new fic feels like a wonderful gift from the universe. But it’s just convenient timing, and it’s from you, and by god was it worth the wait. I don’t know if you’ve got an update schedule in mind, but I’m am so stoked for more of this.

God Dazai was so pathetic- and I mean that in the best way; the wet cat energy dial was turned up to the absolute max. Christ if he wasn’t entitled to a bit of patheticness though, the baby was having a rough time.

Chuuya was also wonderful here- I like it when his thoughts to Dazai become so simplified to the point of primitivity. The “hurt baby, sad baby, must protect baby” bits always sound like it’s purely his alpha side thinking, and I LIKE that. I think the fact that he’s an alpha in this instead of a caregiver is really cool and I’m interested in how his alpha instincts and his relationship with Dazai could intersect. I was kinda picturing him going a bit feral when he was frantically trying to comfort Dazai, as he regressed in the bathroom.

Tsu and Ane-san’s gf are S tier ocs btw. No proper paragraph for that one, just that I was excited they got a cameo, Tsu’s utterly adorable, and I hope we see them again in the future.

Wait, no I did actually have a paragraph for that. But this is already way too long so I’m gonna let that be it’s own independent ask.

I loved all of the new fic, but my favourite bit was undoubtedly Chuuya’s daydream over giving Dazai a bath. It was such an earnest and innocent thing to fantasise about, yet it made so much sense why he’d crave giving the touch starved baby that type of love and care (I just love this Chuuya so much, man 🥲) but unfortunately, I ruined the entire scene for myself. Because while Chuuya was picturing the most idealistic, gentle, relaxing outcome of giving Dazai a bath, I was picturing an unspecific amount of years in the future, with a very different bath time scenario. Because realistically, Kunikida would not be living out Chuuya’s soothing daydream. Dazai’s bathtimes would be an exhausting, stressful and extremely wet occasion for him. He has two other littles to account for, both of which have zero boundaries when small and were amped up on their last bursts of energy before they crashed for bedtime. They did not care that they should be putting their pyjamas on- they wanted to play with their baby brother and nothing was keeping them out of the bathroom, dammit! And baby otter, the little traitor he is, was no help- squirming and splashing around, totally distracted by them as Kida’s desperately trying to scrub him down as quickly as possible. He can’t let them bathe together though, even if it shortens bath time down by a mile. Not after last time. Stressing out Kunikida has become an unfortunate pastime of mine and pairing it with Chuuya’s more relaxing potential experience makes me laugh more than it should.

In conclusion; the wet cat food was delicious and I’ll make sure to bring back many lizards as a show of gratitude.

-🍓

Another ask that I am going to print out and put under my pillow before i sleep in hopes i dream of this 🥺😭 the lizard….. i cherish it so……..

I live to torment kunikida via childish whimsy 😭 the Weekend at Kunikida’s House fic is brewing 😭😭😭😭😭 this whole thing was so precious omg of course baby otter is a traitor, he loves tormenting Kunikida as much as i do hehe

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For the character ask: Yosano and Oda

I'll reblog this with a reply about Oda asap.

Yosano

My first impression: what a hot, creepy lady. I need her in concerning ways!

My impression now: what a traumatized lady. I need to see more of her in this show. I still need her in concerning ways!

Favorite thing about her: design-wise, the purple hair and butterfly theme. Personality-wise, the portrayal of trauma reenactment (still becoming a doctor, doing violence, being sinister) instead of avoidance. “Reclaiming a thing that hurt you”, too.

Least favorite thing: she's fictional. :(

Favorite line/scene: that Wan episode where she lost a scalpel.

Favorite interaction she has with another: when she drags Kunikida along for drinking or “treatment”. She seems to particularly love seeing him being pathetic. tbh, same.

A character I wish she would interact with more: her and Kyouka figuring out their “reclaiming my power” situations, but together.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of her: she's a mix of Tae Takemi (the doctor from Persona 5) and Ai Enma from Jigoku Shoujo. I even have this theory about Takemi being modeled after Yosano as a treat to Harukawa. She's a Persona fan, and P5 came out in 2016, so it's not unlikely.

A headcanon about her: she's impossible to wake up. Ranpo is the same, and they take fantastic naps together on weekends. The angsty headcanon: (so far) she's the only ADA member to see parts of what Dazai looks like without bandages. As it was a medical context (and Mori used to treat him back then), it was more “emotionally unattached”, which is easier for him, and also familiar in a bad way. They don't talk about it, nor during it. It's just a silent secret they keep, knowing without a word that it has to be kept.

A song that reminds me of her: now that I think of it? Butterfly, by BTS.

An unpopular opinion about her: I… don't headcanon her as a lesbian. Nor do I think she's gratuitously mean to men. Do what you will with that information.

Favorite picture: that frame of her in the surgery room with only lingerie. IMO, it's kind of ���elegant” fanservice for anime standards, and I'm attracted to women lmao.

[jeiku-whalelele]

Bungou Stray Dogs ✦ Normal AU

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⚕ These HCs might not even make sense. EW.

( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) I'm sorry that some of them are super-duper random / confusing.

𓆩♡𓆪 Advice / compliments / comments are appreciated!

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↪ Although I personally love the headcanon of Atsushi and Ryuunosuke being roomates, I feel like the Akutagawa siblings would live together instead (because one of them is an overprotective brat)

↪ Ryuunosuke works in the Port Mafia Studios as a V-Tuber. No one knows of this, except for Gin and the Port Mafia company.

↪ Gin works as a V-Tuber designer for their customisable avatars. Her job is able to grant the two of them a small house near their university.

↪ The siblings go to Yokohama University, the one that most of the cast go to as well.

↪ Atsushi and Kyouka would live together and Kyouka would definitely cook because Atsushi probably has no idea how to / burned the kitchen down before in a pathetic attempt to. Most of the time they just have take-away.

↪ Kyouka loves crepes; every weekend Atsushi takes her to the local crepe café and they get the sweetest things known to humankind. Atsushi always ends up paying, though.

↪ That's also how they met Lucy M. Montgomery, a worker at the café. They find out that Lucy also goes to Kyouka's high school and sometimes, when Atsushi drives Kyouka to school, he picks up Lucy too.

↪ Lucy lives in a small house with Louisa and Poe. They both have important jobs working in the Fitzgerald Policy Bank, which is how they have so much money. However, Lucy wants to be more independent so she also has a job at a café to help pay off the bill as well.

↪ Poe mainly spends most of his time at home, all holed-up in his room, writing horror stories and mystery fanfiction. One time, Ranpo asked him to write a romance story and it actually blew up.

↪ Kouyou owns a small flower shop. Her adoptive son, Chuuya, sometimes helps out when he has time. Dazai, one of Chuuya's school-mates, one which he doesn't particularly like, once came into the shop looking rather lost. Chuuya had helped the brunette find a fitting bouquet of flowers, and they didn't speak of the incidence since.

↪ Kouyou worked at a preschool a long while ago, which is when she had met Kyouka. Other people that went to the preschool include Kenji, Kyouka, Elise, Q and Karma.

↪ Chuuya wants to be an actor and is in the same university as Dazai.

↪ Ango works in the Government and rarely goes home at all, being the workaholic he is, so usually his work college, Mizuki Tsujimura, has to take care of him.

↪ Oda used to own a bookstore called The Flawless Bookshop and had met Poe and Kunikida before through his occupation. They were regular customers who sometimes stopped by to chat with Oda. Now that Oda has passed away, Dazai manages the bookshop whenever he can.

↪ Kunikida would definitely be a maths teacher at a private school who specialises in algebra. He lives alone and his house is probably very organised and tidy.

↪ I feel like Dazai would be his very annoying neighbour that Kunikida tries to avoid at all costs (but obviously fails in).

↪ Dazai majors in Business Studies as well as Economics.

↪ Kenji helps out in An Encouragement of Learning by keeping everyone cheerful and marking the scores. Fukuzawa shows his appreciation by giving the boy glasses of milk whenever he drops by.

↪ Kenji actually lives with Chuuya and Kouyou and helps out with the flower shop whenever possible. Both Chuuya and Kouyou absolutely adore and treasure the blonde.

↪ Tachihara is a famous V-Tuber working under the company Port Mafia Studios. He lives with Higuchi and they go to the same university (Yokohama University).

↪ Usually, they bicker a lot. Tachihara and Higuchi had both had a slight, small (very insignificant) crush on Gin and strangely, they actually bonded over that.

↪ Higuchi likes eating Sakura Mochi and Cherry Blossom Dumplings. They, like Atsushi and Kyoka, go to the local crepe café to get the snacks. Tachihara and Higuchi split the payment are share the food.

↪ Several people have mistaken the pair as a couple, much to their amusement. Tachihara likes to jokingly flirt with Higuchi, and Higuchi likes to shoot pick up lines at the other. However, their relationship is purely platonic.

↪ Kajii is a lab scientist. He's basically the BSD Dottore equivalent. He locks himself in his lab all day to work on his projects and incoming reports. No one really knows much about him, except that he likes to talk really loudly and in complete, utter nonsense. He comes out of his lab-cave at night only to get a hot bowl of Chazuke.

↪ Paul and Arthur live together and both work under Port Mafia Studios. However, Arthur works in the economic part of the company and Paul works in the business part, like a spokesperson / ambassador (public speaking). They play chess on weekends and sometimes volunteer in the schools / community whenever they can.

↪ I don't know why, but I think Yosano would live with Ranpo and Fukuzawa and would be currently studying / getting a doctor degree.

↪ Ranpo and Yosano are seen as a sibling duo to their neighbours!

↪ Fukuzawa works in his office room all day, organising his small business on tutoring (An Encouragement of Learning). Ranpo likes to assist whenever he can by getting small treats for him.

↪ Mori owns the company Port Mafia Studios. He spends lots of money on people who design the avatars. Elise even gets her own avatar because she thought they looked really cool.

↪ Hirotsu works in the Port Mafia Studios, doing most of the paperwork and managing the connections. He thinks it's quite a boring job, but it's nice to see different recruits and get to know them.

↪ Higuchi is almost like a privately hired scout for Port Mafia Studios. She finds people that fit into the requirement for V-Tubers.

↪ The Tanizaki siblings live in the same apartment complex as Fukuzawa, Ranpo and Yosano. Naomi works at the same café as Lucy and I have a feeling Junichirou would work in The Flawless Bookshop. Junichiro also works part-time in a tutoring company called An Encouragement of Learning.

↪ They enjoy going to the local park often together. Sometimes when the evening is warm, the siblings get ice cream together. Naomi's favourite flavour is strawberry or taro and Junichirou likes vanilla or mango best. Sometimes, they even see Kenji, Kyouka, Elise, Q and Karma in the playground and wave to the little group as they pass.

↪ Fyodor, Sigma, Nikolai, Bram and Mushitarou live together. I really like the idea of combining the two groups together and how singularly, their energy is kind of muted, which together, they would all be a chaotic mess.

↪ They all share one house. Their neighbours often file complaints about how much yelling would come from the house on Saturday evenings, when the five would play card games / poker. The complaints got so bad that Kenji had to literally knock onto their door (only to get a goofy clown in his face).

↪ The Hunting Dogs minus Fukuchi and Tachihara (aka Teruko, Jouno and Tecchou) reside on the university campus. They love practicing Martial Arts in their backyard and sometimes they help out with the community. Other times, they go along their street with hand-baked cookies and offering a packet to each household.

↪ Jouno and Tecchou cannot cook nor bake. Teruko enjoys being able to feel helpful and also able teach them something new, as she takes Food Tech and Studies, as well as Maths.

↪ Jouno and Tecchou both take English, although I feel like Jouno would take Geography as well and Tecchou would take History, too.

↪ Aya Koda and Bram randomly met at the local park one fateful evening. It was a rather comical first-impression; Bram was swinging on a kids' playground swing and Aya and Q wanted to go on. The two had an intense staring match with a lot of yelling and Q screaming in the background.

↪ Now, Aya and Bram go to arcades on weekends. Q sometimes tags along with them and they spend all of Fyodor's bank credits on plushies and the like.

↪ There isn't much known about Shibusawa either, like Kajii. The man usually just stays in a university dorm on campus, but he studies Fashion Design Tech and is really good at it, especially the designing part of the criteria.

↪ Dazai claims to see Shibusawa and Fyodor at an ice rink together once. He reckons they were professional skaters and told everyone who would listen that he joined them. Nothing is really known about that recount.

[divincta]

JUNJI INFO DUMP

( * under read more for length because i love him uwu )

CHILDHOOD UP UNTIL HIS ABILITY AWAKENING

junji was the oldest brother to two younger sisters, yeona & aika

his parents had been locals in a small south korean port town that was very rural, all of his siblings being born in south korea ( his mother as well though his father was born in japan )

he grew up speaking both japanese and korean

he generally helped his father with their fishing boat on the weekends and attending the small school that had no more than 20 kids

UZUMAKI AWAKENING

junji was 6 when his ability awakened for the first time, incidentally cursing his youngest sister aika who in turn cursed all the children in their town at school causing the wide spread )

because he was young and had already infected 20+ people junji fell into a heavy coma for about a year or so

in that year his ability, uzumaki, drove the entire town crazy and eventually killed them all

the land was even effected becoming “cursed grounds” where no food would grow or animals would come near ( this leading to it becoming much like a ghost town even after junji left because the land was stained by the curse )

GROWING UP IN THE PORT MAFIA

junji very much did and even still thinks of mori as a father figure ( even if he does strike fear into him kjhghj )

junji saw oda, dazai and ango all as big brother sorts but when ango turned to be a traitor, dazai left and oda died junji got very jaded in respects to the people he was around

he’ll respect the executives but he refuses to make any type of familial type of bond, though that all fell apart when he became aware of yumeno ( as he feels a sort of kindred-ship with them due to their similarity in abilities )

he absolutely loathes akutagawa ( for the base reason that he thinks him needing dazai’s approval is pathetic and it’s mostly on the grounds of him hating dazai now )

he lives away from the port mafia itself because his ability is not generally used often for things since it is nearly impossible to contain without dazai around, though junji is pretty sufficient in various categories

he lives in a one bedroom apartment with his cat yoora ( a maine coon )

[no-longer-tainted]

Your beautiful au needs some ANGST. What if Dazai comes back from a trip or prince duties only to find a heavily beaten up Chuuya on the floor. The aggresor/s (it's up to you) still not giving them mercy. What do you think that scenario would play out?

Okay, let's say, Dazai comes home from a meeting out of town after three days. It was over a weekend and his parents were with him so it wasn’t necessary for Chuuya to come too. When they get back to the palace, his parents go straight to their bedroom and call it a day. Dazai is also really tired and only sneaks some fruit juice from the kitchen and is about to go to Chuuya’s room to see his sleeping face - it’s already pretty late so Dazai just assumes, Chuuya sleeps already. When he opens his room, he can’t see him and it was a small room without possibilities to hide somewhere. A little confused about that fact, Dazai frowns. Was he taking a night walk? With that in mind, Dazai walked into the huge palace garden, calling for Chuuya and it didn’t take him long to find his slave near the huge fountain. He was sitting on the ground, leaning against the stone walls of the fountain and seemed to fell asleep in this position. It doesn’t take him long to get to him and stopping like half a meter in front of him because even it was dark and barely dimed, it was easy to see all the bruises and clotted blood all over his body and clothes. It was no one around them who could have done this but seeing also fresh wounds, the culprit couldn’t get that far yet. (They beat him up until last second but when they heard Dazai calling for Chuuya, they fled) Dazai is torn between helping Chuuya and getting instant revenge on them. “Pretty pathetic, huh?”, he hears Chuuya’s voice and hears him coughing up blood on his shoes. This was also the moment, Dazai realizes that all the bruises and scars Chuuya got aren’t because he bought a clumsy slave but rather because this shit went on for weeks, even months. A little after they started to share kisses and soft touches. “Even though you taught me martial art skills I didn’t stand a chance.” Dazai kneeled down in front of Chuuya and pinches his nose. “Now, now. Against how many did you fight?” - “I don’t know, five? maybe six? can’t recall it.” Dazai laughs and shakes his head. “Yeah, pathetic how you can’t win against five or six guys and how you’re about to pass out any second so I have to bring you to Yosano-sensei.” Chuuya is about to complain but he brings out barely two words before he fells against Dazai’s chest, no energy left. Sneaking Chuuya out of the palace by carrying him bridal style the whole way to Yosano-sensei, she wasn’t amused about getting work in the middle of the night. “You can’t drop your ass here whenever you feel like it? What if I’m busy?” - “You wouldn’t let him die, Sensei. We know it both. The same as we know how we both despise our home doctor Mori.” Yosano just sighs and takes care of Chuuya’s wounds. “You should have brought him earlier, you know? His scars healed horrible and you’re lucky his bones are all intact so I can send you home before your parents notice you’re both missing.” Dazai smiles at that thought. It didn’t sound that bad, actually. “Yeah, you’re right.”

[chuuyaaf]

Living to Die - Part 10

I know I said I’d only update on weekends but I got a little too excited about this part and completed it faster than I thought, so...Here’s a treat ;) 

Also, I will probably post this on WattPad so it’s easier for you guys to read it in its entirety if you’re interested~ I’ll post the link when it’s up.

Now for the last...”interesting” point, this story could potentially have NSFW in it, but it depends on how much you guys want me to write it out. I started it off in this chapter, but please send me a message if you guys want me to write a fully fleshed out sex scene. I have devolved into sinning and I regret nothing.

Anyways, NSFWish, so it’s under the cut~

~Admin Kat

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The room was dark. The lights were out as soon as you entered the room. There were no windows or any cracks allowing lights to come through. It was pitch black.

A clever ambush.

You simply stood in the middle of the room, your arms crossed. 

You were listening.

In a way, the lack of visual cues only strengthened your auditory cues. You could hear the steady flow of the water running through the pipes as well as the rhythm of your own breathing. You heard a metallic Shing!, well hidden behind the sound of the water. But not well enough. 

Too loud.

In random places, there would be a disturbance within the sounds of the pipes. It was far away and in front, then closer, switching sides. And then finally... 

Behind.

You smirked.

Too slow.

Without even activating your abilities, you kicked your leg up and swung to the side, landing your shin straight in the abdomen of your attacker.

You let out a jolt of electricity and the lights turned back on. A few feet in front of you was a younger girl with a mask on. She had killer eyes and a slender build. The perfect type for assassinations. That girl was holding her abdominal area in pain.

"Neh, you're too slow Gin-chan~. Although the ambush idea was good, you gave me at least five different opportunities to counter."

The younger Port Mafia member collapsed to her knees from exhaustion.

You stepped towards her and you felt the girl tense up. You chuckled and held your hand out.

"?”

You smiled at her. "Has Akutagawa-kun been telling you scary stories about his training sessions? I'm not Dazai."

Reluctantly, Gin took your hand and thanked you with a sickly sweet voice.

"You're tired. Go take a break, we'll continue tomorrow."

"But-"

"Gin." You looked at your apprentice seriously. "I know Dazai believes in beating his subordinates until he sees results, but I don't. At this rate, you won't make any progress. Take a break."

Gin briefly nodded, bowed and then left the room.

"You can come out now," you said to no one.

"Ah? You knew I was here, man, I thought I finally got one up on you." Dazai stepped out of the shadows, grinning wildly.

"What kind of a pathetic mentor would I be if I couldn't tell that a commoner was there?"

Dazai feigned hurt dramatically. "Oh! My darling just called me a commoner! I will just go lay with the rest of the trash then~!"

You rolled your eyes. "What are you doing here?"

"I wanted to make sure you were being a good mentor~"

"Tch," you squinted your eyes at him. "You're the one that needs to be a better mentor."

"Oh? How about you teach me?"

Dazai had a sultry look to his eyes, which sent your face ablaze.

Although you had been together for about two weeks, you only met in secret. Neither of you had any idea whether any type of relationship was allowed within the mafia and you didn't want to risk anyone finding out. Although, most people put two and two together a long time ago.

In addition, despite being together for a while, neither of you had, "made a move" on each other, either. The sexual tension was there, Dazai being a little more obvious about it. You felt the urges whenever you were sneaking around, meeting in training rooms after you dismissed your respective subordinates early. These meetings usually started with one of you berating the other, offering to "train" them and ended with a steamy make-out session that borderlines with something more.

You looked away, trying to calm your expression.

Dazai was suddenly right in front of your face. "Ah, for someone who specializes in assassinations and psychological interrogations, you're not very good at concealing your emotions~ Are you sure you're not the one that needs training?"

Before you could smack Dazai upside the head, he pulled you into a rough kiss.

You gasped into the kiss, returning the gesture. You felt Dazai push your back against the wall as his hands roamed up and down your body, stopping at your most sensitive spots. Dazai's tongue prodded at your lips, begging for entrance and you smirked, keeping your lips tightly shut. Dazai growled and his fingers found their way into your hair, gripping it tightly. The slight pain caused you to gasp and Dazai's tongue found its way into your mouth, entwining with your own. Dazai Osamu was always in control, whether it be on the battlefield or in the bedroom.

Or in this case, a scandalous meeting room.

Your leg began to wrap itself around Dazai's and you subconsciously began grinding up against him, your kisses becoming rougher and your grip on him tighter.

Dazai smirked and pulled away, loving the flustered and heated look on his lover's face. "Someone's needy today~"

"You're the one that started it, Osamu." You pulled him close and started kissing him again, your hands moving lower...

But Dazai pulled away at the last second, his smirk nearly malicious. He grabbed onto your wrists and pinned you against the wall before connecting his lips to your neck. He bit and sucked at the sensitive flesh until you were mewling and begging for more. He kissed up your neck and bit at your earlobe before whispering, "Not here, love~"

He pulled away and you whined and pouted, lust filling your eyes.

Dazai grinned in satisfaction at your reaction and dug something out of his pockets. He placed a key in your hand and looked at you with a lustful gaze. "2 hours. Meet me there. Don't get caught~"

[dizzywrites]

Patheticzai Weekend 2024

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